I don't know how the whores do it, honestly. Standing upright all day signing and letting sweaty fanboys grope them...laying down at night and letting sweaty hired dicks grope them. I need to sit down for a bit. This installment brought to you courtesy of Room 21133 at Harrah's, who has generously allowed me to log into his internet service from the Venetian:

1. Confirmed attendees from XPT: myself, Burglar, Chico T, Monstar, Gia J, Paadova, Tony, Jeff Mike, Grip Johnson. Whores include Ashley Blue, Melissa Lauren, Ava Devine, and Missy Monroe, who is driving the fanboys crazy by wearing tassels, some skimpy bottoms, and a smile, writhing on top of the JM table.

2. AC Cream get mad. AC McFanboy has been around here all day. Monstar says AC was buying him drinks last night, in apparent ignorance of M*'s existence here. Later at night AC was said to be very drunk, looking for an XPTer he could starta fight with. Jeff, Burg, Monstar and I look around---we're sure any of us could waste him. AC has been reading the thread religiously, we're told.

3. M* admits he's been a little to free with the "whore" terminology. Jeff says that's nonsense.

4. Gia Jordan has gone from cute to ultra slutty...pics will probably be forthcoming. Her top is a t-shirt that reads "Voted Most Likely to Suck Seed."

5. No sightng of Holly Randall (or Luke). Hmmmm.

6. Jeff thinks he may have met Simp.

7. I met Ryan Knox. Shook his hand as I showed him my name plate, and explained, "You know...XPT...XXX Porn Talk... "Oh, yeah." He may be out of it. Kelly Madison has an awesome rack.

8. Gen asks me if I've seen Cytherea as a 20-year-old fanboy walks up and asks for an autograph. As we regale the young lad with our assessment of the piss queen (methhead, crack whore, squirt faker), the kid has been fully poisoned forever. I doubt he will ever watch porn again.