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#360460 - 09/13/08 08:26 PM Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
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AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
LOL
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Sandblasted faces, no mouths to scream. Needless object always scratching. This breach in heaven irised shut. It scorns the land without even ghosts

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#360461 - 09/13/08 09:14 PM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
you're observant tonight.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#360462 - 09/13/08 11:38 PM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
the penalty box is his 2nd home

his first is under a bridge

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#360463 - 09/13/08 11:41 PM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
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Registered: 08/16/08
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I think it looks pretty awesome.
Better than the nutsack that was on it previously.
I have to admit Knox is kinda cute.
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#360464 - 09/14/08 12:06 AM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
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Pervert

Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Quote:

I have to admit Knox is kinda cute.




Okay. That settles it. You are definitely a fucking meth-head.
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#360465 - 09/14/08 12:32 AM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
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Pervert

Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
Since when is "Thread Derailing" a punishable offence on XPT?
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"If you keep making fun of me, I might just get pissed and not post on here anymore. Start taking me seriously. I'm a student now" Fatja

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#360466 - 09/14/08 12:45 AM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

Quote:

I have to admit Knox is kinda cute.




Okay. That settles it. You are definitely a fucking meth-head.





How does that determine it. Why the fuck is everyone on XPT so fucking meth-crazy!...
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"Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend

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#360467 - 09/14/08 12:52 AM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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meth meth meth meth

ta da dadot da daaaaaaaaa, METH!
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#360468 - 09/14/08 01:08 AM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
Smell of Anus Offline
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Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
Let him post on the board but fucking ban him from PORN already!

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#360469 - 09/14/08 01:43 AM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

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meth meth meth meth

ta da dadot da daaaaaaaaa, METH!






WooooW!
That made my eyes get all weird, even with glasses on.

Again! Again!
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#360470 - 09/14/08 03:51 AM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
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Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 764
Quote:

Let him post on the board but fucking ban him from PORN already!




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Registered: 09/29/05
Posts: 1
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Hi, I am new to xxxpt......

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#360471 - 09/14/08 06:08 AM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

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meth meth meth meth

ta da dadot da daaaaaaaaa, METH!


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#360472 - 09/14/08 06:20 AM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
Smell of Anus Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
sponsor?

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#360473 - 09/14/08 07:26 AM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Quote:

sponsor?




Sort of a "buddy system" in 12-step programs.
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#360474 - 09/14/08 02:50 PM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

Quote:

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meth meth meth meth

ta da dadot da daaaaaaaaa, METH!


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Where can I get one of those, LoL...

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#360475 - 09/14/08 03:18 PM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
*KISSES*
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"I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful

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#360476 - 09/14/08 04:21 PM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

I think it looks pretty awesome.
Better than the nutsack that was on it previously.
I have to admit Knox is kinda cute.



With that post I can only imagine what your perfect boyfriend looks like, ya know the one that you had 2 kids with.

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#360477 - 09/15/08 09:08 AM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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ta da dadot da daaaaaaaaa, METH!


*picks up phone to call sponsor, remembers sponsor is in prison for selling crack, puts down phone, cries*




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#360478 - 09/15/08 07:52 PM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
*Null* Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
I want to sand that shit off his chest with a cheese grater.
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#360479 - 09/16/08 08:22 AM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Please start with his face and work your way down.

Thanks,

The Management
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#360481 - 09/17/08 07:10 AM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Can we just put a yellow frog or a red x inside the penalty box. Seeing that avatar in the upper left hand corner first thing every time I log on here is going to give me kidney stones.
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#360482 - 09/19/08 08:47 AM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
Fenris Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
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ta da dadot da daaaaaaaaa, METH!




I can only wonder why someone hasn't claimed this as their sig yet...
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#360483 - 09/19/08 02:07 PM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Because your sig can only contain 250 characters.
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The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.

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#360484 - 09/19/08 02:31 PM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Vomit Knox
In the Penalty Box
Cause his nose is filled
With crack rocks.

Vomit Knox
Car on blocks
Parents kicked him out
Now living in a 'frigerator box

Vomit Knox
Got no socks
But that ugly broccoli
He proudly rocks.

Vomit Knox
Face freezes clocks
Can't keep it hard
Inside a whore's box.

Vomit Knox
...I can go on...

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#360485 - 09/19/08 02:39 PM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
Fenris Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
Quote:

Because your sig can only contain 250 characters.




Sarcasm just goes flying over your head, doesn't it?
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#360486 - 09/19/08 03:03 PM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
^^ I hope so, because I ain't wearing my helmet at the moment.

Btw, Willie, that was nicely done!
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#360487 - 09/19/08 06:01 PM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Willie you sure do have a knack for writing poetry

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#360488 - 09/19/08 06:48 PM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Ryan you sure do have a knack for taking it in the ass.
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#360489 - 09/19/08 08:12 PM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

Willie you sure do have a knack for writing poetry


Thanks Ryan, glad you take it tongue-in-cheek like it was intended.

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#360490 - 09/20/08 12:09 AM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
*Null* Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
Quote:

^^ I hope so, because I ain't wearing my helmet at the moment.

Btw, Willie, that was nicely done!




Jofa helmet?
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#360491 - 09/20/08 12:11 AM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
*Null* Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
Quote:

Willie you sure do have a knack for writing poetry




Dear Ryan, Please get Jofa's face tattooed over your green Sarlac pic, thanks
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#360492 - 09/20/08 11:33 AM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Quote:

Quote:

Willie you sure do have a knack for writing poetry


Thanks Ryan, glad you take it tongue-in-cheek like it was intended.




Thank you old sport

"Knox has no Socks," Brilliant.

If feeding cows and cleaning Horse shit out of barns doesn't work out for you, I'd say you definitely have a career ahead of you in creative writing.

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#360493 - 09/20/08 11:44 AM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Ryan, your problem is that you don't know how to let things roll off your back. Just relax for a change.

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#360494 - 09/20/08 11:56 AM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Why do people that can't take their own advice always insist on giving it?

You have threatened and harrased me VIA pm.

You've even publicly posted that you have all of my personal information and that you want to share it with the world.

Every time I make a joke at you, I'm put in the penalty box. I think you're the one that needs to lighten up.

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#360495 - 09/20/08 12:02 PM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
You should take that up with the site owners. They are the ones who put you in the box.

But it looks like it didn't help.

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#360496 - 09/20/08 10:18 PM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
*Null* Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
I wish Bas Rutten would do another one of those videos where he kicks a crash test dummy and the force of it measures off the charts, like being in a car crash at seventy miles per hour...only this time Ryan Knox is tied up and EL GUAPO is kicking dead on to that slime green target on Cryin's chest.
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#360497 - 09/21/08 08:27 PM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

I do think that Cryin, could write an interesting little James Frye like book about heing a meth addict hitting rock bottom in the porn industry.




Good literature usually involves a certain progression or recession of the main character. Ryan, starting at the bottom and remaining at the bottom throughout, is presented with quite a challenge.

Perhaps, he can ride on Cormac McCarthy's depressing coattails and call it "The Broccoli Road."

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#360498 - 09/23/08 09:59 PM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

I think you're the one that needs to lighten up.





Lighten up?....Or light up?
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#360499 - 10/08/08 09:12 AM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:



You have threatened and harrased me VIA pm.





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#360500 - 10/08/08 09:16 AM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
^^^ Aw man, you're going to get an email for that one Jeff
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#360501 - 10/12/08 01:20 PM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
*Null* Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
"all whore shall be treated equal, except for Gia."
You're also an ass kisser. Die fuck face.
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#360502 - 10/12/08 03:52 PM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Wrong Dipshit. Do some reading and you'll see that I make fun of her for being old quite often. She's an unemployed whore who trys to come off as intellegent to fan bois like you.

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#360503 - 10/12/08 05:40 PM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Quote:

Vomit Knox
In the Penalty Box
Cause his nose is filled
With crack rocks.

Vomit Knox
Car on blocks
Parents kicked him out
Now living in a 'frigerator box

Vomit Knox
Got no socks
But that ugly broccoli
He proudly rocks.

Vomit Knox
Face freezes clocks
Can't keep it hard
Inside a whore's box.

Vomit Knox
...I can go on...




Willie D
Smells like pee
Just be thankful
He's not you or me.

Willie D
Can't let Ryan be
Lame jokes, limp dick
No haw, no hee.

Willie D
Can snort a key
Off his boyfriend's dick
His name is Lee.

Willie D
On bended knee
Gay marriage is in
Can't you see?

Willie D
Drinks herbal tea
'Cuz he walks 12 steps
Dating Nancy Vee.

Willie D
Says "No!" but means "Oui!"
As big black cock
Earns a fee.

Willie D
Oh my, OG!
Misunderstood "gangbangin'"
But now he see
That it's wrong to hate
He took my bait
Now he PMs askin' for a date.


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#360504 - 10/12/08 10:52 PM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Well done Brendan, I laughed. But sorry, just about a month too late.

Ryan, would you like to come over for Thanksgiving? No joke.

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#360505 - 10/13/08 01:49 AM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
I love broccoli. All day everyday. Raw or steamed. But only when still firm not limp.
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#360506 - 10/13/08 02:15 AM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Willie D
C-c-c-an't you see
T-t-that you - sniff! - complete me.
The Beatles said to Let It Be
So I'll avoid your status as a he-she
I'll ignore looking at your masculine part
I'll Febreeze the air when you fart
You'll always be a classy lady to me
What's mine is yours, including her....

Nope....can't finish it. Can't find an ending. I tried...sorry.

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#360507 - 10/13/08 04:07 AM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Yo, All yooZ wiggaZ is whack.
Ya'll whiteeZ outta try and smoke some crack.
Yoo'L take a good crap and maybe even someday yooz learn to rap.
Oh snaaap! I just saw yo momma s-s-sluuuurrpin on some CACK!

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#360508 - 10/13/08 10:13 AM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
BI sorry you choked.

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#360509 - 10/13/08 03:01 PM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
If I lived your lifestyle, I wouldn't.

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#360510 - 10/13/08 06:21 PM Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

If I lived your lifestyle, I wouldn't.




For once you are right, midget. She swallows everything whole and doesn't chew. Endless gullet.
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