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#360460 - 09/13/08 08:26 PM
Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/12/08
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LOL
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#360461 - 09/13/08 09:14 PM
Re: Vomit Knox in the penalty box again?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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you're observant tonight.
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#360465 - 09/14/08 12:32 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
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Since when is "Thread Derailing" a punishable offence on XPT?
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#360467 - 09/14/08 12:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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#360469 - 09/14/08 01:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#360472 - 09/14/08 06:20 AM
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#360475 - 09/14/08 03:18 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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*KISSES*
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#360476 - 09/14/08 04:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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I think it looks pretty awesome. Better than the nutsack that was on it previously. I have to admit Knox is kinda cute.
With that post I can only imagine what your perfect boyfriend looks like, ya know the one that you had 2 kids with.
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#360478 - 09/15/08 07:52 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
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I want to sand that shit off his chest with a cheese grater.
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#360479 - 09/16/08 08:22 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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Please start with his face and work your way down.
Thanks,
The Management
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#360481 - 09/17/08 07:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Can we just put a yellow frog or a red x inside the penalty box. Seeing that avatar in the upper left hand corner first thing every time I log on here is going to give me kidney stones.
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#360483 - 09/19/08 02:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Because your sig can only contain 250 characters.
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#360484 - 09/19/08 02:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Vomit Knox In the Penalty Box Cause his nose is filled With crack rocks. Vomit Knox Car on blocks Parents kicked him out Now living in a 'frigerator box Vomit Knox Got no socks But that ugly broccoli He proudly rocks. Vomit Knox Face freezes clocks Can't keep it hard Inside a whore's box. Vomit Knox ...I can go on...
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#360486 - 09/19/08 03:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
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^^ I hope so, because I ain't wearing my helmet at the moment.
Btw, Willie, that was nicely done!
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#360489 - 09/19/08 08:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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Willie you sure do have a knack for writing poetry
Thanks Ryan, glad you take it tongue-in-cheek like it was intended.
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#360492 - 09/20/08 11:33 AM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
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Willie you sure do have a knack for writing poetry
Thanks Ryan, glad you take it tongue-in-cheek like it was intended.
Thank you old sport
"Knox has no Socks," Brilliant.
If feeding cows and cleaning Horse shit out of barns doesn't work out for you, I'd say you definitely have a career ahead of you in creative writing.
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#360494 - 09/20/08 11:56 AM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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Why do people that can't take their own advice always insist on giving it? You have threatened and harrased me VIA pm. You've even publicly posted that you have all of my personal information and that you want to share it with the world. Every time I make a joke at you, I'm put in the penalty box. I think you're the one that needs to lighten up.
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#360496 - 09/20/08 10:18 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
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I wish Bas Rutten would do another one of those videos where he kicks a crash test dummy and the force of it measures off the charts, like being in a car crash at seventy miles per hour...only this time Ryan Knox is tied up and EL GUAPO is kicking dead on to that slime green target on Cryin's chest.
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#360497 - 09/21/08 08:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#360501 - 10/12/08 01:20 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
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"all whore shall be treated equal, except for Gia." You're also an ass kisser. Die fuck face.
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#360503 - 10/12/08 05:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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Vomit Knox
In the Penalty Box
Cause his nose is filled
With crack rocks.
Vomit Knox
Car on blocks
Parents kicked him out
Now living in a 'frigerator box
Vomit Knox
Got no socks
But that ugly broccoli
He proudly rocks.
Vomit Knox
Face freezes clocks
Can't keep it hard
Inside a whore's box.
Vomit Knox
...I can go on...
Willie D
Smells like pee
Just be thankful
He's not you or me.
Willie D
Can't let Ryan be
Lame jokes, limp dick
No haw, no hee.
Willie D
Can snort a key
Off his boyfriend's dick
His name is Lee.
Willie D
On bended knee
Gay marriage is in
Can't you see?
Willie D
Drinks herbal tea
'Cuz he walks 12 steps
Dating Nancy Vee.
Willie D
Says "No!" but means "Oui!"
As big black cock
Earns a fee.
Willie D
Oh my, OG!
Misunderstood "gangbangin'"
But now he see
That it's wrong to hate
He took my bait
Now he PMs askin' for a date.
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#360508 - 10/13/08 10:13 AM
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#360510 - 10/13/08 06:21 PM
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If I lived your lifestyle, I wouldn't.
For once you are right, midget. She swallows everything whole and doesn't chew. Endless gullet.
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