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#34610 - 06/29/04 03:44 AM Thats it FUCK it monkey is gone
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Blame zenman (or praise him depending on your feelings for the monkey). He has shit me off, with his nazi like moving of posts. I have cancer and am emotional fragile and this has set me right off. I will never post here again because of it. Fuck you zenman. Fuck you lurid, Fuck you fayner, fuck you kami, fuck you mr poo, fuck you jrv, fuck you chico you flamer, fuck you swami. FUCK FUCK FUCK. No more monkey.
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#34611 - 06/29/04 03:50 AM Re: Thats it FUCK it monkey is gone
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
OK see you tomorrow then.

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#34612 - 06/29/04 05:28 AM Re: Thats it FUCK it monkey is gone
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
if only monkey could keep his word

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#34613 - 06/29/04 06:27 AM Re: Thats it FUCK it monkey is gone
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Yada,yada,yada.Shitty monkey will be back.He cant keep his word and stay off the boards like he says he will.Lying sack of shit.
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#34614 - 06/30/04 11:40 AM Re: Thats it FUCK it monkey is gone
Lurid1 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
I wish he'd go infect ADT, but they'd boot him within hours or maybe he'd somehow fit in with those assholes.

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#34615 - 06/30/04 11:47 AM Re: Thats it FUCK it monkey is gone
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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I wish he'd go infect ADT, but they'd boot him within hours or maybe he'd somehow fit in with those assholes.



They've probably somehow got his IP address and put up a pre-emptive ban.

XXXPT has now been Monkey-free for nearly 32 hours.
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#34616 - 06/30/04 12:08 PM Re: Thats it FUCK it monkey is gone
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
This is like the goth kid in high school that always writes poems about killing himself, then vanishes all of a sudden.

Maybe Monkey's parents just forced him to go to Disneyworld.
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#34617 - 06/30/04 12:12 PM Re: Thats it FUCK it monkey is gone
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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#34618 - 06/30/04 02:55 PM Re: Thats it FUCK it monkey is gone
Lurid1 Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
Tony should purge him from the system so there's nothing to sign into anymore, but I suspect he's also MeanieMe because in the who's hot & who's not at LA erotica thread when Gen says she was disappointed to not meet the fuckhead monkey MeanieMe responded like she was talkin to him. who knows... could be a smokescreen & if you're reading this monkey:

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#34619 - 06/30/04 07:26 PM Re: Thats it FUCK it monkey is gone
DoronD Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 176
It's a shame for you that the need to leave is overwhelming. I wish you wouldn't leave. Every board needs an attention whore and you seemed to fit the bill all too well. No matter who you really are behind the moniker of "smelly monkey" we can all agree that you being the resident cocksucker gave us all hope in these trying times. I'd like to buy you a beer if you should decide to return to the board that you infested like vermin. The offer is on the table. Also, you can not do whatever sexual escapades with me as you asked when you private messaged me. All you get is a beer and maybe some pretzels.

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#34620 - 07/01/04 05:30 AM Re: Thats it FUCK it monkey is gone
redbeard Offline
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Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 440
Loc: Lake Michigan
I am no expert, but I have been lurking awhile. I really should post more, but I don't have much to say.

Anyways I wanted to add my 2 cents here. I believe that monkey has created a second idenity. Maybe even one off those people that he told to fuck off is his second idenity. That way he cause even more trouble.

That may not be the case, but that is what I think.

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#34621 - 07/01/04 07:27 AM Re: Thats it FUCK it monkey is gone
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
I suspect the mods would be able to confirm multiple identities easily by his IP number.
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#34622 - 07/01/04 07:31 AM Re: Thats it FUCK it monkey is gone
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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I suspect the mods would be able to confirm multiple identities easily by his IP number.




Not the mods, just Tony. I wouldn't mind having that power mind you.
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#34623 - 07/01/04 07:50 AM Re: Thats it FUCK it monkey is gone
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

Quote:

I suspect the mods would be able to confirm multiple identities easily by his IP number.




Not the mods, just Tony. I wouldn't mind having that power mind you.




LOL, I have been hoping to convert you back to the Mussolini way
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#34624 - 07/01/04 07:54 AM Re: Thats it FUCK it monkey is gone
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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LOL, I have been hoping to convert you back to the Mussolini way




consider it done!
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#34625 - 07/01/04 07:58 AM Re: Thats it FUCK it monkey is gone
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
The blush of power is already back within you
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#34626 - 07/04/04 06:10 AM Re: Thats it FUCK it monkey is gone
Lurid1 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
just how long was it? less than week? absolute proof the loser doesn't have a life holed up with his computer and his teddy bears.

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#34627 - 07/04/04 06:16 AM Re: Thats it FUCK it monkey is gone
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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just how long was it? less than week? absolute proof the loser doesn't have a life holed up with his computer and his teddy bears.





yet you follow this 'loser' around the board begging to hang onto the coattails of a message board loser yourself. Speaks volumes for you sweetheart. That whole tough guy ghetto act hasn't worked for you since day one, why not try miami vice 80's guy now, i can see people getting behind that act, a suit coat would look great on you, ask fayner.
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#34628 - 07/04/04 06:25 AM Re: Thats it FUCK it monkey is gone
Lurid1 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
what? your teddy bears not talking today? sniffle... once again think of me as Raid, you cockroach. now go look in the mirror, straighten out that multicolor jumpsuit, shine up that clown nose, make sure your big goofy shoes look spiffy and shove some balloon animals up your ass. banana?

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#34629 - 07/04/04 06:32 AM Re: Thats it FUCK it monkey is gone
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Your comments stand on their own defying the limits of what i thought stupidity was. Like i have said before its better you take your frustration of how the world has treated you out on me then the poor bag boy at your supermarket of the postal employees you plan to shoot in the upcoming few weeks. Being called a pussy from someone who blocks private messages, the irony is so thick i can taste it (strawberrys). Private words scare the insecure lurid perhaps and sniffle is mine, if you hate everything about the monkey then you can't steal his phrases, its contradictory for everything you want, i don't say alrighty then and then claim i hate ace ventura.
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#34630 - 07/04/04 08:28 AM Re: Thats it FUCK it monkey is gone
Lurid1 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
aww, monkey's gettin upset...hey genius, that's exactly why I block pm's: from hemmerhoid homos like you. private words? more like gay annoyances. are you totally stupid? wait, you've proved that time after time. plus, I told you I got that comment from Alred E. Neuman... who did you steal it from? You didn't invent it... keep up those delusions. Lurid laughs at your feeble posts, you just don't get it, talk about the limits of stupidity, yours are endless.

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#34631 - 07/04/04 08:39 AM Re: Thats it FUCK it monkey is gone
Lurid1 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
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aww, monkey's gettin upset...hey genius, that's exactly why I block pm's: from hemmerhoid homos like you. private words? more like gay annoyances. are you totally stupid? wait, you've proved that time after time. plus, I told you I got that comment from Alred E. Neuman... who did you steal it from? You didn't invent it... keep up those delusions. Lurid laughs at your feeble posts, you just don't get it, talk about the limits of stupidity, yours are endless.




limitless is better.. ok, that's it, fuck it, Lurid will stop beating a dead horse. he's already proven his superiority. if monkey can't stop we'll know who the REAL loser is. later bader....

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#34632 - 07/04/04 07:22 PM Re: Thats it FUCK it monkey is gone
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
First off who in the hell reposts a quote that they made themselves a few minutes earlier?. Second i had to do a yahoo search on Alred E. Neuman to work out its that face on mad magazine, and i highly doubt that they would use the term 'funny as cancer' in it, PLEASE find the quote you saw and post it here and i will eat my humble pie, including link to where you found it, the phrase funny as cancer came into my mind one night while i was watching leno. Lurid you have been around long enough, now most users bring something unique to the board, something that makes them different , something that makes people interested in what they post, you have failed to do this since the dawn of the lurid era. At one point you are going to have to give back to a board that has given you so much, i am giving you one more chance to post something that is either amusing, original or down right readable otherwise i will ignore you from here on out and that says a lot because the thing i want most is to be challenged and if i say sammura and swami are able to do this and as stupid as they both are that isn't saying a whole lot about you, raise the bar to at least stupidity please.
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#34633 - 07/05/04 05:26 PM Re: Thats it FUCK it monkey is gone
Lurid1 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
Quote:

First off who in the hell reposts a quote that they made themselves a few minutes earlier?. Second i had to do a yahoo search on Alred E. Neuman to work out its that face on mad magazine, and i highly doubt that they would use the term 'funny as cancer' in it, PLEASE find the quote you saw and post it here and i will eat my humble pie, including link to where you found it, the phrase funny as cancer came into my mind one night while i was watching leno. Lurid you have been around long enough, now most users bring something unique to the board, something that makes them different , something that makes people interested in what they post, you have failed to do this since the dawn of the lurid era. At one point you are going to have to give back to a board that has given you so much, i am giving you one more chance to post something that is either amusing, original or down right readable otherwise i will ignore you from here on out and that says a lot because the thing i want most is to be challenged and if i say sammura and swami are able to do this and as stupid as they both are that isn't saying a whole lot about you, raise the bar to at least stupidity please.




look folks, monkey is having a breakdown tissue?

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#34634 - 07/05/04 05:51 PM Re: Thats it FUCK it monkey is gone
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

look folks, monkey is having a breakdown tissue?





What you call breakdown we called giving someone their ass on a platter in my ghetto, Ya heard.
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#34635 - 07/05/04 05:55 PM Re: Thats it FUCK it monkey is gone
Lurid1 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
Quote:

Quote:

look folks, monkey is having a breakdown tissue?





What you call breakdown we called giving someone their ass on a platter in my ghetto, Ya heard.




whatever you say, sammura-wannabe.. SNAP monkey bends over in jailboy stance

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#34636 - 07/05/04 05:58 PM Re: Thats it FUCK it monkey is gone
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

whatever you say, sammura-wannabe.. SNAP monkey bends over in jailboy stance





(monkey pulls the strings and watches lurid dance)
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#34637 - 07/05/04 06:03 PM Re: Thats it FUCK it monkey is gone
Lurid1 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
Lurid pushes a button and monkey does a sambo jig saying "yes massa... I promise to behave... yeahs suh massa put down dat whip."

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#34638 - 07/05/04 06:06 PM Re: Thats it FUCK it monkey is gone
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Lurid pushes a button and monkey does a sambo jig saying "yes massa... I promise to behave... yeahs suh massa put down dat whip."





You should change your name to lamerid (oh my god, herve monkey yells, HERVE, monkey made a funny, settles down, regains breath, WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO).


Seriously tony when are you going to ban this fool?.
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#34639 - 05/20/06 04:04 PM Re: Thats it FUCK it monkey is gone
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
touch my vagina and call me tom petty.
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