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#324099 - 05/01/08 03:57 PM Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9181	We've had some real funny fake lawyers and other assorted folk come in and threaten legal consequences.
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#324100 - 05/01/08 04:55 PM Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat
Anonymous Unregistered	They're all good, but I voted for Donny, since he can't even spell "Libel."
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#324101 - 05/01/08 07:32 PM Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	I had never seen that Wankus legal threat before. Thanks Willie. _________________________
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#324102 - 05/01/08 07:58 PM Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9181	There were instances where have2cit and jamesn baited smartt into a few threats, but I couldn't find them.
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#324103 - 05/02/08 09:22 AM Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat
Outback Whack Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/02/05 Posts: 314	I kinda liked Risi Simms husband. I voted for the Twins' lawyer.
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#324104 - 05/02/08 10:36 AM Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Attachments 310649-goat-lawyer.jpg (16 downloads) _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#324105 - 05/07/08 03:51 PM Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat
KATrainwreck Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 04/02/08 Posts: 49 Loc: Texas	On the subject of- Wankus says poster title "KSEX DJ" may hurt their reputation, Your a porn radio show, what reputation? Ha! _________________________ "Sometimes I think porn might have ruined my life, then I wake up to realize I was destined to fail anyway."
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#324106 - 05/16/08 03:12 PM Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	Quote: There were instances where have2cit and jamesn baited smartt into a few threats, but I couldn't find them. baiting him into posting "FUCK XXXXXX" with a picture of his Glock 17(?) 100x in an hour and getting the cage shut down was far funnier than any legal threat that animal ever made. classic. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#324107 - 05/16/08 03:25 PM Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	If luke ford had left his website in my (and willie's) hands for another 24 hours AFTER AEE/AVN ended that sunday in 2006, I am pretty sure something would have been written or posted on his site about the show and its creatures that would have resulted in something AT least worthy of Judge Judy...something like Willie and I breaking into Hillarity Snott's Gynecologist/Haz-mat Consultant and stealing her culture results to PROVE that wasn't yeasty pudding. _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#324108 - 05/16/08 09:03 PM Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: If luke ford had left his website in my (and willie's) hands for another 24 hours AFTER AEE/AVN ended that sunday in 2006, I am pretty sure something would have been written or posted on his site about the show and its creatures that would have resulted in something AT least worthy of Judge Judy...something like Willie and I breaking into Hillarity Snott's Gynecologist/Haz-mat Consultant and stealing her culture results to PROVE that wasn't yeasty pudding. Yet another installment of 'I wish I was" from the chair. Heres to the real thing..yes? Aww fuck it.. I'm A PUDDLE and had something more important to say. Ohh WHAT? Like you've never eatin dirty pussy before?. You know, like she's all dolled up and strollin, but when you go down on her it tastes like a warm shot of cheap Vodka. Maybe it burns... but thats a confidentiality conflict isn't it?. Doctor FreewheelGood is it?. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#324109 - 05/16/08 09:56 PM Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9181	Actually, the whole weekend at AEE was an awakening, kinda. Think back to your first trip to Disneyland...except whores...miles and miles of whores. How you been, Lou?
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#324110 - 05/17/08 09:12 PM Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: How you been, Lou? Its never.. Hows Lou Been. Lifes through the scope kids. 1shot, 1kill. Looking forward. Thats one free life lesson courtesy of Louis Francis Cypher. Lou effin Cypher for those of you that live under my heal. Any further inquiries/complaints for the summer season will be fielded at the following address.. Please remit to: The LouCrew Poly-Recreation Fund P.O. Box 6969 Intercourse, Pennsylvania 18810 Only letters containing a beaver shot(hi pimplclit) or a twenty dollar money order will be responded to. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#324111 - 05/17/08 09:28 PM Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	The zip for Intercourse is 17534. Just sayin' ... _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#324112 - 05/17/08 09:39 PM Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	I have absolutely no doubt you didn't have to look that up Fatty. Have a good summer. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#324113 - 05/23/08 12:40 AM Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat
papercut AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 10/04/06 Posts: 522	Quote: LouCrew Still 100% faggot, good work. Now that you can't slurp Conky's nuts anymore how many dirty balloon knots are you going to lick before you initiate another pillowbiter into the looocrooo? lewcrew....even lockwood thinks you're a faggot for that shit. _________________________ Gigi, it's like you're putting a rainbow in all of our hearts... - faggypatty
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#324114 - 07/04/10 12:14 AM Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9181	I can't add to the poll, but a new classic is quickly emerging here. From XPT's favorite whipping-whore Dara Fjord: Quote: I think I might know who is behind getting & releasing Desi’s records to whichever website later ran them. It would explain why a certain someone on a porn forum is very quiet about Desi when he was always all over anything new about her. It would explain why he’s rarely on that forum anymore. And it would explain why he’s just recently told me that he would leave me alone. Is the person who has threatened to sue me, tried getting others in the industry to sue me, and sent Jenna Jameson’s lawyer to my blog now the one about to be sued himself ???? link: http://pornstarbabylon.wordpress.com/2010/07/01/which-blog-released-desi-foxxs-medical-records/#comment-15275 The funny part of all her threats of lawsuits is this: her only serious legal meanderings were cc'ing pornlaw aka Michael Fattorosi on an e-mail exchange with someone else. To which pornlaw quickly dispatched, You are not one of my clients, stop including me in your e-mails. Perhaps she can now seek the legal acumen of Careena Collins (since disbarred) or Veronica Rayne, with that law "degree" from the college that suddenly had to declare bankruptcy. Class, Dara, it just seeps out your vagina.
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#324115 - 07/04/10 12:23 AM Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat
ivorenginedriver Porn Fucking Master Registered: 09/19/05 Posts: 3576 Loc: Baltimore, MD	Was Careens Collins really defrocked, and if so, why? Inquiring minds want to know.
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#324116 - 07/05/10 10:02 PM Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat
Richard Hungwell Poodle Killer Internet Tough Guy Registered: 02/24/06 Posts: 812 Loc: Rubbing dicks with strange guy...	Edited by Richard Hungwell (07/05/10 10:13 PM) _________________________ 100 Cigarettes King Richard
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#324117 - 07/06/10 05:44 AM Re: Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat
ivorenginedriver Porn Fucking Master Registered: 09/19/05 Posts: 3576 Loc: Baltimore, MD	Admire her sexy wildness. Would rather spend an evening with her than any solicitor or barrister. Attoourneys tend to be boring fucken people. Am hoping that this rumor false, but curious as to what really happened.
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