for what companies are he directing?

HA!!! So the much ballyhooed "Paradise Long" bails out after four, count 'em, four scenes.

Now she's Donny's "PA," as he directs scenes... for his own company. Which he probably hasn't legally incorporated, yet. Maybe he hasn't found a Lawyer named Lola Long, yet.

Didja see the look on that chick's face. SHe did NOT want to be there. And it wasn't the usual "Oh crap, it's Luke" look. This girl looks like she had to go through seven circles of Hell just to get out of performing, and wound up with an ironclad agreement dooming her to perpetual indentured servitude to one Donald Long for eternity. Shit, that must suck.

***FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE****

I direct now.
I have my own company.

[fill in name of lying loser here]
CEO of BullShit Productions

As a matter of fact he is legally incorporated!

Touche!

Now that was pretty good Grizz

No, Fatman, that's Anita Cannibal's alt again. Christ, we can't get rid of this crazy bitch.

Is everyone using an "alt" but me?

No but being the elite group of intellectuals that you are I suppose i am whomever you choose right?

Oh, just be quiet, you.

Wow at least that was funny! lol So here ya go!

Ms. Real Woman Long, what is your relationship to Mr. Donny Long?





fwiw, just typing the word "donny" made me puke a little

Just a friend thats all he happens to be a nice guy. This board serves as a wonderful outlet for entertainment within the industry. I only choose to interject when I know the truth about something. Other than that I am happy to read and listen to what others have to say! Thank you!

In the interest of full disclosure, have you had sex with Donny Long?


As a peace offering I will admit that I have in fact had sex with Donny Long and I'm still waiting for the bondomobile as payment.

Again this is real entertainment and thanks for including me but the answer is no I have not had sex with Donny.

You haven't had sex with Donny? We owe you a t shirt.