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#28072 - 05/26/04 09:36 PM Smelly Monkey
Kryptic Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 39
Loc: 2 Feet From Hell
LoL let me just go ahead and post a little snippet of what this fuck emailed me on here....

for you

From: smelly monkey

I don't know you but i know i don't like you. So when im walking down the street you better cross it, word.


I tell you what tough guy, you just tell me the when and where and I am there. You wanna come on here and talk all big and bad that is fine, you can act like you are some badass and bash everyone you want. But ifyou wanna put your money where your mouth is just let me know. I have no problem going back to prison, and putting you in the hospital or worse would just make it all the more sweeter. Hell I'd sit in my cell and jerk off to the memory of your fucking blood splattering all over the pavement and I'd blow my load right when I rammed your nose bone up into your brain. So like I said let me know where you wanna meet up.

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#28073 - 05/27/04 03:14 AM Re: Smelly Monkey
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

I have no problem going back to prison . . .




Is that entirely correct, or normal?

Is it because you made such good friends while cocked, uh, I mean locked, up.? Do you still have your nipples?
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#28074 - 05/27/04 11:12 AM Re: Smelly Monkey
P Knucks 2004 Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 05/19/04
Posts: 12
Why would anyone want to go to prison over what someone says in a chat room? C'mon, Insane Clown Posse dude, this is the internet; its not real life and its not worth getting that worked up about. If you can't take a little poking online, maybe its because you miss the poking in the joint.

Word.


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#28075 - 05/27/04 12:15 PM Re: Smelly Monkey
Kryptic Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 39
Loc: 2 Feet From Hell
Hey either of you can take Smellys place, no problem there. Like I said you wanna come on here and talk shit no problem, but you wanna tell me to watch out for you....don't think so. I'll meet you head on, and as far as you to idiots are concerned I guess I will just have to be happy fucking my little porn whore,
while you jerk off to her on her latest Video or DVD. But like I Figured that little fuck Smelly is all talk no action, keep talking shit to the rest tough guy. If you want a piece of me no problem, just let me know.
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#28076 - 05/27/04 12:45 PM Re: Smelly Monkey
P Knucks 2004 Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 05/19/04
Posts: 12
What is your problem dude? Did you read my post? Are you in prison right now or just waiting for an opportunity to break your parole? You have some serious anger problems; I would say count to ten but that might be tough, so count to 'to' as you spelled it in your last post. As for fucking your porn whore, who is it?

I assume your some 250lb monster who is a master of Gracie Jujitsu or that you just have a glock ready to be fired at random strangers. Whatever, the violence threats are just straight up boring. Blah blah... This is the internet, I didn't threaten physical violence and if you are taking SmellyMonkey as a threat, you obviously haven't read his prior posts. He's obviously gotten under your skin, which is amazing that someone can make you want to kill from just words on the internet. Save every normal, non-psycho person the time and just beat yourself up and then call up the police for assault charges on yourself so you can go back to jail and live among your own kind.

By the way, you're not dating Sanmura are you?

See you in Vegas with your porn whore! I just want you to know how much I envy your life.


Edited by P Knucks 2004 (05/27/04 12:55 PM)

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#28077 - 05/27/04 01:43 PM Re: Smelly Monkey
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
LOL, what in the hell is this about?. I never sent this guy any emails, you can't even send emails from this site and if i was to send him anything i wouldn't send him a ghetto like post. Nice try guy.
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#28078 - 05/27/04 02:51 PM Re: Smelly Monkey
Kryptic Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 39
Loc: 2 Feet From Hell
Smelly is far from under my skin, you wanna come on the boards and talk shit about me out in the open fine, no problem there. But you wanna send me a private message and say I better watch out, I don't think so. I can give and take on the internet all day and have a good time doing it, but sending me a private message is the same as calling my house and threatening me. So you wanna talk shit about Ol Kryp then go ahead, but don't fuckin PM and tell me I better watch out. Oh and Smelly since I got the read receipt from my last PM to you I know you got it, and if you wanna "Cut me fool" as you say then lets go at it. Otherwise Bitch boy I say either put up or shut the fuck up. I know you don't have the fuckin balls to back anything up, so am not even close to worried about you. Oh and you have no idea how bad of a anger problem I have, so lets not go there.
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#28079 - 05/27/04 03:01 PM Re: Smelly Monkey
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Nice one. What in the hell is this guy on about?. Are you sure its not the fake smelly monkey thats iming you?. Some other guy registered with a similar name it could be him. I still would like to know why you are angry, can i guess?. Would you be angry for the same reason doron d is angry perhaps?
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#28080 - 05/27/04 03:22 PM Re: Smelly Monkey
Kryptic Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 39
Loc: 2 Feet From Hell
Ahhh thats my little bitch, deny everything. Good move, I knew you were a fucking coward hiding behind the internet. Lashing out cause you are some lame fuck that can't get a girl and has all this pent up sexual frustration. So keep PM fuckwad, until you have the balls to step up just keep getting stepped on.
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#28081 - 05/27/04 04:16 PM Re: Smelly Monkey
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
LOL if i said it i would admit to it. But i love the fact you claim to be a jialbird, here is some krp info i managed to dig up


First Name: Paul
Surname: withheld (from the site i found the info on)
Occupation: accountant (i laughed for a good 3 minutes when i saw this
Address: withheld (one again for the site i found it on)


What did you go to jail for?, tax fraud, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Punk
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#28082 - 05/27/04 04:41 PM Re: Smelly Monkey
Kryptic Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 39
Loc: 2 Feet From Hell
First off my name isn't paul and second I seriously doubt I am an accountant as only a fool would allow me to handle someone elses money with my record. So guess the joke is on you my little bitch, you think you are some kind of genius by looking at my profile, hell your stupid ass probably thinks my avatar is a pic of me too. You got my message telling you where I was willing to meet I am gonna check it as I see the mail icon up there a flashing. So my bitch you continue to amuse me so continue your pathetic attempts at shit talk, I enjoy bitch slapping you for all to enjoy.
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#28083 - 05/27/04 05:16 PM Re: Smelly Monkey
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
HEHE, you have been owned by the monkey. I control your fury and anger.Now get back in your box and do as your told.


I am the greatest
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#28084 - 05/27/04 05:20 PM Re: Smelly Monkey
Kryptic Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 39
Loc: 2 Feet From Hell
Yep just like my bitch, you are so predictable. So I take your non response in PM that you are pussing out, just like I figured your sorry ass would do. Keep on talking big and bad on the board, we all know you cannot back anything up. Sad, perhaps....Pathetic for sure. You know how to settle it, so step up like a man. Otherwise my bitch you just look more pathetic by the minute.
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#28085 - 05/27/04 05:41 PM Re: Smelly Monkey
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Monkey went out and got himself a new sammura. I own you krp. Now dance for the monkey, DANCE, HEHE.
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#28086 - 05/27/04 05:42 PM Re: Smelly Monkey
Kryptic Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 39
Loc: 2 Feet From Hell
Just have one thing to say, you know the where you just have to tell me the when....other than that end of sermon. You won't back up your pathetic attempts on here so either you are a coward, an idiot, or smart enough to know you aren't looking for a beating. So say all you want, unless you are gonna back it up you just look pathetic.
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#28087 - 05/27/04 05:48 PM Re: Smelly Monkey
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Monkey gets out his bongos and begins to drum up a good beat, then looks to krp. Dance for monkey dance. Kryp begins to do a nice little jig for the monkey's amusement. HEHE, i owns the kryp
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#28088 - 05/27/04 05:52 PM Re: Smelly Monkey
Kryptic Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 39
Loc: 2 Feet From Hell
Quote:

Just have one thing to say, you know the where you just have to tell me the when....other than that end of sermon. You won't back up your pathetic attempts on here so either you are a coward, an idiot, or smart enough to know you aren't looking for a beating. So say all you want, unless you are gonna back it up you just look pathetic.




End of Sermon
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#28089 - 05/29/04 04:23 PM Re: Smelly Monkey
Lurid1 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
Lurid applauds this thread and it's noble purpose.

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#28090 - 05/29/04 05:42 PM Re: Smelly Monkey
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Lurid, one day i will urinate on you. It might not be tommorrow, it might not be next week but one day the monkey will urinate on lurid

(insert lurid here)
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#28091 - 05/29/04 05:59 PM Re: Smelly Monkey
Lurid1 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
dream on, gaywad, dream on

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#28092 - 05/30/04 08:58 PM Re: Smelly Monkey
Steven Millan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
Right you are,for there's no way to stop anybody from taking a mere slam at you on-line,for just take it like a man and laugh all the way through it,no matter how degrading or insulting it is,for that's how I at least deal with it.

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