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#264965 - 08/04/07 07:16 PM
12 beers in and no sign of ranathan
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I have eight pumpkins on black and need to rub his noggin for luck...
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#264966 - 08/04/07 08:41 PM
Re: 12 beers in and no sign of ranathan
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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how fucking dare you, im sitting here completely trashed, with literally no reason to drive yet im contemplating vid blackjack, i have a girlfriend delivering me dinner within the hour, a hundred on the red sox -140, and im essentially drooling on myself im that drunk, so on conclusion HOOOOOOW dare you.
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#264967 - 08/04/07 08:50 PM
Re: 12 beers in and no sign of ranathan
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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Quote:
i have a girlfriend delivering me dinner within the hour,
The one you peed on?
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#264968 - 08/04/07 08:53 PM
Re: 12 beers in and no sign of ranathan
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
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#264970 - 08/04/07 10:13 PM
Re: 12 beers in and no sign of ranathan
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Yo. I don't bet on anyone capable of cheating.
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#264971 - 08/04/07 10:48 PM
Re: 12 beers in and no sign of ranathan
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Porn Jesus
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#264972 - 08/04/07 11:04 PM
Re: 12 beers in and no sign of ranathan
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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the champ is here, bornyo my red sox bet apparently came to fruition, i left my condo put 20 into a vid blackjack thing, won 46 in 2 minutes, tipped 6 dollars, came home and just went swimming to sober up, its now 11 and drooling on myself appears to be my best option.
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#264974 - 08/05/07 08:24 AM
Re: 12 beers in and no sign of ranathan
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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You tip the bartender- especially if there's a special like $10 bets drink all you want for free. Bars there have built-in vid poker in the counter tops.
Gawd, the stuff I know from living in Vegas for 3 years.
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#264975 - 08/05/07 10:21 AM
Re: 12 beers in and no sign of ranathan
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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Yes, the low bet=drink plenty rule of Vegas is something I've abused on many occasions. ::bananalivertransplant::
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#264976 - 08/05/07 10:56 AM
Re: 12 beers in and no sign of ranathan
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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you mean the 75 year old woman who works at cvs pharmacy? i tip her so she doesnt talk to me, oh and in other news im fucking dying right now.
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#264977 - 08/05/07 11:29 AM
Re: 12 beers in and no sign of ranathan
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Hung over, are you? Sounds like you need a bloody mary and some parimutuel betting.
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#264978 - 08/05/07 11:55 AM
Re: 12 beers in and no sign of ranathan
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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im forcing myself to wait till noon for a drink, who do you like in the 5th at gulfstream?
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#264979 - 08/05/07 01:14 PM
Re: 12 beers in and no sign of ranathan
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I dunno I'm watching the Nascar race. I have 50 on Denny Hamlin in a pool.
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#264981 - 09/09/07 09:30 PM
Re: 12 beers in and no sign of ranathan
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 103
Loc: Skid Row, LA
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Anybody like the ponies? I am a racehorse fanatic. 
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#264982 - 09/09/07 09:41 PM
Re: 12 beers in and no sign of ranathan
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I'm no expert on the ponies, but I bet some hard and fast rules. I only bet a horse who is on his first year of lasix and I try to bet a horse who takes a big dump in warmups.
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