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#26232 - 05/13/04 11:43 AM Why does the monkey get some much hate?
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	I tend to get a lot of people hating me. Something i can't understand. Well i guess it's better you take it out on me then the bag boy at your local supermarket or your fellow postal employees you were planing on shooting next time you go to work. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#26233 - 05/13/04 12:12 PM Re: Why does the monkey get some much hate?
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	I don't hate you, I like monkeys and other primates. I also like midgets all these things amuse me. No offence to any midgets on the board (or monkeys for that matter). _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#26234 - 05/13/04 12:48 PM Re: Why does the monkey get some much hate?
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	hpw bout spider monkeys! they rock they are monkey midgets, my mom wouldnt let me have one cause the one at the pet store kept wacking off
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#26235 - 05/13/04 01:12 PM Re: Why does the monkey get some much hate?
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	That's why I would want one, it would be like that monkey on friends humping everyone that come over your house, hilarity ensues. It's funny that you wanted a monkey too, I wanted a monkey so bad when I was a kid because of the show BJ and the Bear, but I was told to wait until I was 16 then at that age I asked again but still no monkey. I will have to be satisfied with spanking my own monkey and hope that any possible midget owning legislation passes ( just a joke all you wee people). _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#26236 - 05/13/04 01:49 PM Re: Why does the monkey get some much hate?
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	You people are idiots. Brandon Irons for 2004 male perfomer of the year and most attractive penis of the year. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#26237 - 05/13/04 01:50 PM Re: Why does the monkey get some much hate?
Lurid1 AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 494 Loc: interzone	why does the sun shine? why is the sky blue? why not look in the mirror or read your posts, but you know why. why does everybody get up from the table when you sit? why does everyone disperse when you come into the room? why can't you get laid? why are you still a grocery bagger at the stupidmarket? why doesn't your mom call back? why ask why? it's not a mystery, buddy. you are obviously an asshole. there now you know, now go away, shoo, skat, beat it, begone! take it on the arches go back to your lonely pathetic existance and quit stinking up this board. fuck you very much.dismissed....
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#26238 - 05/13/04 01:51 PM Re: Why does the monkey get some much hate?
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	ok heres one for the weirdness factor, my grandma had monkeys
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#26239 - 05/13/04 01:55 PM Re: Why does the monkey get some much hate?
Lurid1 AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 494 Loc: interzone	Quote: ok heres one for the weirdness factor, my grandma had monkeys I guess that's why you feel sympathy for scuzzy monkey...
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#26240 - 05/13/04 02:00 PM Re: Why does the monkey get some much hate?
Lurid1 AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 494 Loc: interzone	what's that smell? stupidity monkey is at it again it again...
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#26241 - 05/13/04 02:01 PM Re: Why does the monkey get some much hate?
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	you know i have been debating why i dont hate him more, i thinks its cause I forgot how irritating he was and i got more hatred for bart now. i can only fully focus my rage on one fat ignorant mother fucker at a time.
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#26242 - 05/13/04 02:03 PM Re: Why does the monkey get some much hate?
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Lurid i validate you. Otherwise no one would read what you post. I love the fact i actually anger you with saying very little then you do me spewing a lot of hate of you own projections, you should really look into new age breathing classes, they could and should help. I have to admit , im strangely attracted to you and i'm getting the same vibe from your end. I have only had a sexual relationship with one other man before and we all know who that was. it didn't end very well, but as the saying goes once you get knocked off the horse you have to pick yourself back up again and get on a horse or something. Well you know what i mean. We can start the courtship slowly and if things progress well maybe we could both hire out gen padova's room to seal the deal for an hour or two. I find watching brandon irons movies help the process , what about you (monkey tries to find common ground with lurid on this question as if they can find something in common it makes for a great start in a promising relationship) _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#26243 - 05/13/04 02:05 PM Re: Why does the monkey get some much hate?
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Quote: ok heres one for the weirdness factor, my grandma had monkeys Damn Kami, why didn't you just borrow one of her monkeys. Where those monkeys always whacking off too? _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#26244 - 05/13/04 02:10 PM Re: Why does the monkey get some much hate?
Lurid1 AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 494 Loc: interzone	Kami, I hear you bout stupidity monkey.. I actually forgot how annoying she was too, but now that she's back.. it's screamingly obvious.... just look at the pathetic attempts at wit, it's like somebody drowning intheir own shit.. Mr. T would pity the fool, but not me. I can't pity doody.
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#26245 - 05/13/04 03:25 PM Re: Why does the monkey get some much hate?
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	dont go bringin poo into this!
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#26246 - 05/13/04 03:27 PM Re: Why does the monkey get some much hate?
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	Quote: Quote: ok heres one for the weirdness factor, my grandma had monkeys Damn Kami, why didn't you just borrow one of her monkeys. Where those monkeys always whacking off too? they were all gone by the time i was about 9, and I never saw them masterbate, get this she had apes, they were huge! there is a pic of one giving me a bath. hahhahaa Back in the day some carnivals had a gorilla boxing match where you would go in and fight a gorilla and if you won you got like 20 bucks.
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#26247 - 05/13/04 03:45 PM Re: Why does the monkey get some much hate?
Lurid1 AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 494 Loc: interzone	Quote: dont go bringin poo into this! sorry Kami, I couldn't help but think of shit when refering to shitty monkey... ok, now I'll try to forget he/she/it ever existed on this board...
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#26248 - 05/13/04 04:30 PM Re: Why does the monkey get some much hate?
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Quote: Quote: Quote: ok heres one for the weirdness factor, my grandma had monkeys Damn Kami, why didn't you just borrow one of her monkeys. Where those monkeys always whacking off too? they were all gone by the time i was about 9, and I never saw them masterbate, get this she had apes, they were huge! there is a pic of one giving me a bath. hahhahaa Back in the day some carnivals had a gorilla boxing match where you would go in and fight a gorilla and if you won you got like 20 bucks. Was it a real gorilla or a carny in a gorilla suit? I have got to think a real gorilla would rip anyone apart, even TT Boy. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#26249 - 05/13/04 05:08 PM Re: Why does the monkey get some much hate?
smutspov Porn Jesus Registered: 10/29/03 Posts: 9489	I don't know, TT boy is one savage pygmy I hear...that'd be like Ron Jeremy wrestling a grizzly... or grizzley adams _________________________ "I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman
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#26250 - 05/13/04 05:18 PM Re: Why does the monkey get some much hate?
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Quote: I don't know, TT boy is one savage pygmy I hear...that'd be like Ron Jeremy wrestling a grizzly... or grizzley adams I don't think I would ever bet on a Hedgehog against a grizzly or even grizzly adams. A bear will give ya a nip you know. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#26251 - 05/13/04 05:33 PM Re: Why does the monkey get some much hate?
smutspov Porn Jesus Registered: 10/29/03 Posts: 9489	Like Fruitpie the magician, Ron would pull out his trusty keebler knapsack full of krispy kremes, doritos, snickers, ho-ho's, big wheels, xheeze doodles, pixy stix, chocodiles and ding dongs making the bear mesmerized. Then Ron would run away like pussy with all the goodies... However, an enraged TT Boy would probably try to fuck the goddamn bear. _________________________ "I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman
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#26252 - 05/13/04 05:35 PM Re: Why does the monkey get some much hate?
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Why is it everytime i try and raise a valid point it always turns into bears and spider monkeys. Should i apply for the UN now?. Saddam's spider hole, wow thats just bizarre how those dots connected. I'm tired, had taylor banging on her floor all last night, need sleep. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#26253 - 05/19/04 08:50 AM Re: Why does the monkey get some much hate?
sammura Bukkake Boy Registered: 09/03/03 Posts: 746	because you are a grown ass man that uses the computer to say shit that you are to scared to say in someone face.. i mean damn i thought 14 year old star trek geeks did that shit _________________________ porntalk home of the guys who got pushed into lockers in highschool.
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#26254 - 05/19/04 11:33 AM Re: Why does the monkey get some much hate?
Londo Mollari Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 05/04/04 Posts: 41 Loc: Nyc	Quote: Why is it everytime i try and raise a valid point it always turns into bears and spider monkeys. Should i apply for the UN now?. Saddam's spider hole, wow thats just bizarre how those dots connected. I'm tired, had taylor banging on her floor all last night, need sleep. Everyone loves Monkeys, Midgets and Bears especially in reference to fighting TT Boy or Brandon .
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