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I was contacted by GG and she told me she got a message as follows:

""you have been banned... the reason for this ban is for making kami andrews look like a good mother and for destroying the moral fabric at xpt"."

This is a joke, right? Which motherfucker was behind it?

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I'm guessing yeeeesssssss.

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Joke or not, I want my anal slave posting again, dammit!

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im sorry tony,but umm i banned gonzogirl because she sucks, im not one to abuse mod like stuff or shit but shes a bad mother with a drug problem and a personality that could put a meth head to sleep, bitch needs to raise her kids and get into rehab stat. I expect the ban to be lifted but it would be nice for her to see the reason why when she tries to post, i know theres very strong rules against banning those with vaginas and those with vaginas usually have more freedom but she sucks on a level that has only been reached here a few times, im sorry tony, forgive me, ok bye.

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i apologize. i will try to be substantially less obnoxious in 07.

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Don't change a fucking thing. Consider it an edict from your Master.

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kami andrews has children? that IS frightening. look, for whatever i did (and i think i know), i apologize. i will try to be substantially less obnoxious in 07.
sincerely, GG
<-- to tony for unbanning me

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Elaborate, please. And by that I don'
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kami andrews has children? that IS frightening. look, for whatever i did (and i think i know), i apologize. i will try to be substantially less obnoxious in 07.
sincerely, GG
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Elaborate, please. And by that I don'
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kami andrews has children? that IS frightening. look, for whatever i did (and i think i know), i apologize. i will try to be substantially less obnoxious in 07.
sincerely, GG
<-- to tony for unbanning me

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Elaborate, please. And by that I don'
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She got banned for offering you her husband for a blow job.

Nothing to see here ...

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How would that get her banned, sir? I'm asking that only in the context of it laying the groudwork for the joke you fantasize that to be?

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kami andrews has children? that IS frightening. look, for whatever i did (and i think i know), i apologize. i will try to be substantially less obnoxious in 07.
sincerely, GG
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She got banned for offering you her husband for a blow job.

Nothing to see here ...

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How would that get her banned, sir? I'm asking that only in the context of it laying the groudwork for the joke you fantasize that to be?

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Just wanted to see a WindSock rant ...
Where you been, ol' sot!?!

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Relax, everyone, it was a drive-by banning. Monstar is famous for them.

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i apologize. i will try to be substantially less obnoxious in 07.

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i apologize. i will try to be substantially less obnoxious in 07.

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Don't change a fucking thing. Consider it an edict from your Master.

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You and your fanboy antics have ruined XPT. I don't think I'm alone when I say that we're all fucking tired of that tweaking manfaced Mother of the Year Daniella Dunn and her faggot internet boyfriend.

PS The "Master/slave" and "anal laboratory" shit is just retarded. Stop it, for your sake, you look like even more of a moron than I thought possible, which is hard because you're a Californian Federalist in his mid-twenties. You do realize that if you take away the doctor husband, she's just another junkie divorcee with three kids and a fucked up set of bolt-ons, right?

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This has suddenly become a wondrous thing. Sock author poll, please.

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You and your fanboy antics have ruined XPT. I don't think I'm alone when I say that we're all fucking tired of that tweaking manfaced Mother of the Year Daniella Dunn and her faggot internet boyfriend.

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PS The "Master/slave" and "anal laboratory" shit is just retarded. Stop it, for your sake, you look like even more of a moron than I thought possible, which is hard because you're a Californian Federalist in his mid-twenties.

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You do realize that if you take away the doctor husband, she's just another junkie divorcee with three kids and a fucked up set of bolt-ons, right?

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You and your fanboy antics have ruined XPT. I don't think I'm alone when I say that we're all fucking tired of that tweaking manfaced Mother of the Year Daniella Dunn and her faggot internet boyfriend.

How cute! A new friend to play with? Or do you wanna tell me whose alt ID you are? You seem too literate for Ryan Knox. In any case, thanks for joining the freshly "ruined" XPT.

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My guess is Monkey

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Yeah I think it's real cute how you missed the class at UCLA about staying the fuck away from barren middle-aged whores with addictive personalities.

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Uh-oh! He knows where I went to school. It looks like Monkey is having some sort of stalker-ish meltdown. Keep it going, Charles! I'm loving it.

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It's gonna get a whole lot less cute when she's camped outside your apartment with her developmentally disabled kids and her five year plan is slanging that loose pussy to Kerkove. I hope that ugly ho has your ectopic pregnancy and you get AIDS, you cheesy limpdicked faggot.

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(XPT) (Your ugly girlfriend) (You aka Virgin Fanboy, so impressed with tits and a whore who will do anal that he loses all self-respect and posts lame bullshit all day)

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My guess is Monkey

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I want to piss all over your face, not only because you're wrong but because you're busted and anything that obscures it and degrades you is okay in my book.

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It's a New Years Eve Miracle !!!!


phlog acts like he has never chatted with a chick before.

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The only thing miraculous about this shit is that it took this long for someone to say something. Just because GG has a vagina now doesn't mean she was born with one, in fact her jawline is suspiciously masculine. On its own it's just unfortunate genes, however if you check this against the the facts: ie trannies love attention, roleplaying, and cheap blonde wigs, well I think we have ourselves a winner.

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...trannies love attention, roleplaying, and cheap blonde wigs, well I think we have ourselves a winner.

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I want to piss all over your face, not only because you're wrong but because you're busted and anything that obscures it and degrades you is okay in my book.

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...trannies love attention, roleplaying, and cheap blonde wigs, well I think we have ourselves a winner.

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These are all reasons I lost my virginity to a hot chick rather than paying your mom the nickel. Your "mother's" Adam's apple is also a dead give-away and her Kaposi's sarcoma doesn't help anything regardless of true gender.

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Phlog's gameplan so far:

1) Rating CharlesBarkley 1 star
2) Threats of Adobe Photoshop
3) Yo momma jokes

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Everybody hates Padova, I think you just tallied the whole western hemisphere. And you have me all wrong, I'm not Monkey, I'm just a lurker tired of you fucking up threads with your pathetic BDSM bullshit and threats of "mean photoshopping."

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Maybe if you focus more on your artwork and less on junkie whores you won't have to get that long distance syphilitic pussy.

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Phlog's gameplan so far:

1) Rating CharlesBarkley 1 star
2) Threats of Adobe Photoshop
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2) Threats of Adobe Photoshop

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I like his fucked up avatar animation... the gun that somehow removes the hole in the mods head. weak like a baby.

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Everybody hates Padova, I think you just tallied the whole western hemisphere. And you have me all wrong, I'm not Monkey, I'm just a lurker tired of you fucking up threads with your pathetic BDSM bullshit and threats of "mean photoshopping."

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Maybe if you focus more on your artwork and less on junkie whores you won't have to get that long distance syphilitic pussy.

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I could always get "short distance" syphilitic junkie pussy at any truck stop from your mother, but thanks for your concern.

BTW, I've got a party to go to at 8:00, so hurry up with your ravings. I'd like closure to this before then.

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I like his fucked up avatar animation... the gun that somehow removes the hole in the mods head. weak like a baby.

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All the pathetic people with less than 100 posts are out tonight. As long as they aren't outside potentially meeting women and possibly transmitting defective genetic material to future generations, I say "rock on".

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I always thought Phlogiston sucked goat balls, but that's just me.

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The only thing closing around here is your urethra after you nail that nasty suburban slut.

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That's just you who sucked balls? I have to agree.

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That's just you who sucked balls? I have to agree.

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I like his fucked up avatar animation... the gun that somehow removes the hole in the mods head. weak like a baby.

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All the pathetic people with less than 100 posts are out tonight. As long as they aren't outside potentially meeting women and possibly transmitting defective genetic material to future generations, I say "rock on".

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Yeah I wish I had 1500 posts of distilled faggotry to back me up too. Too bad THE TRUTH doesn't need any context.

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Yeah I wish I had 1500 posts of distilled faggotry to back me up too. Too bad THE TRUTH doesn't need any context.

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You're like an elementary school kid who makes fun of the girl he's attracted to, thinking nobody will ever figure it out.

BTW, I'm out the door in ten minutes, so post replies quickly.

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I'm not Monkey, you silly faggot, just a long-time lurker who wanted to rile up the resident douchebag. Looks like I succeeded.

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I'm not Monkey, you silly faggot, just a long-time lurker who wanted to rile up the resident douchebag. Looks like I succeeded.

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I'm not Monkey, you silly faggot, just a long-time lurker who wanted to rile up the resident douchebag. Looks like I succeeded.

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You've only succeeded in displaying the stupidity that makes newbies so hated around here. Otherwise, I've been yawning as you post. I'd pay to be riled at this point.

Two more minutes. Post quickly.

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Let's have some more fun next year.

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Time's up, fellas! Booze and pussy await me.

I wish all of you a happy new year, regardless. Let's have some more fun next year.

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8:45: Phlog arrives at party.
8:50: Phlog wonders why so many people are leaving.
8:55: Phlog mixes "cocktails" from abandoned drinks.
9:00: Phlog commandeers TV and selects "A Nashville New Year with Sean Hannity." (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,239224,00.html)
9:05: Phlog talks up 200-pound chick with XPT exploits.
9:10: Party host asks Phlog to leave.
9:15: Party host asks Phlog to leave.
9:20: Party host asks Phlog to leave.
9:25-10:00: Phlog is in bathroom, wishing he took Imodium AD before leaving home.
10:05: Phlog is in bathroom searching shower drain for public hair to add to collection.
10:10: Party host asks Phlog to leave.
10:15: Party host asks Phlog to leave.
10:20: Party host realizes secret of Phlog's "cocktails" and cleans up, discarding abandoned drinks.
10:25: Phlog loudly announces that he has another party to go to and leaves.
10:30-11:00: Various brown-skinned motorists are yelled at by Phlog if they have a green card and/or they are terrorists and/or they've ever made love to a goat.
11:00-11:20: Phlog is in bathroom, searching for his Imodium AD.
11:21: Phlog begins shower to clean up a non-Imodium AD regimen-related mishap.
11:22-12:16: Phlog passes out in shower.
12:17: Phlog is awakened by neighbor's fireworks.
12:18-12:20: Phlog yells at neighbors and asks them if they have a green card and/or they are terrorists and/or they've ever made love to a goat.
12:25: Phlog puts Pizza Rolls in microwave.
12:26-4:00 Phlog passes out on recliner.
4:01: Phlog rewarms Pizza Rolls in microwave.
4:02: Phlog eats Pizza Rolls and loudly exclaims "Happy New Year."

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8:45: Phlog arrives at party.
8:50: Phlog wonders why so many people are leaving.
8:55: Phlog mixes "cocktails" from abandoned drinks.
9:00: Phlog commandeers TV and selects "A Nashville New Year with Sean Hannity." (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,239224,00.html)
9:05: Phlog talks up 200-pound chick with XPT exploits.
9:10: Party host asks Phlog to leave.
9:15: Party host asks Phlog to leave.
9:20: Party host asks Phlog to leave.
9:25-10:00: Phlog is in bathroom, wishing he took Imodium AD before leaving home.
10:05: Phlog is in bathroom searching shower drain for public hair to add to collection.
10:10: Party host asks Phlog to leave.
10:15: Party host asks Phlog to leave.
10:20: Party host realizes secret of Phlog's "cocktails" and cleans up, discarding abandoned drinks.
10:25: Phlog loudly announces that he has another party to go to and leaves.
10:30-11:00: Various brown-skinned motorists are yelled at by Phlog if they have a green card and/or they are terrorists and/or they've ever made love to a goat.
11:00-11:20: Phlog is in bathroom, searching for his Imodium AD.
11:21: Phlog begins shower to clean up a non-Imodium AD regimen-related mishap.
11:22-12:16: Phlog passes out in shower.
12:17: Phlog is awakened by neighbor's fireworks.
12:18-12:20: Phlog yells at neighbors and asks them if they have a green card and/or they are terrorists and/or they've ever made love to a goat.
12:25: Phlog puts Pizza Rolls in microwave.
12:26-4:00 Phlog passes out on recliner.
4:01: Phlog rewarms Pizza Rolls in microwave.
4:02: Phlog eats Pizza Rolls and loudly exclaims "Happy New Year."

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Just got a blowjob from a hot little brunette with gumdrop tits. Nice! I figured I'd use the laptop in the corner of the room to gloat. Good to see you 40 year-old virgins living in Mom's basement have nothing to do this New Year's. I'll try to get another before the night's over.

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Just got a blowjob from a hot little brunette with gumdrop tits. Nice! I figured I'd use the laptop in the corner of the room to gloat. Good to see you 40 year-old virgins living in Mom's basement have nothing to do this New Year's. I'll try to get another before the night's over.

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Well i don't know about Palmolive or Charles Barkley but I am 39 and live in the attic with my Holly Randall blow-up doll. I would like to add a GG doll for a threesome, any chance you could help me out?

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The brunette girl is stroking my cock as I write this. Her name is Jessica...

...Fuck this is good...

I'm gonna grab a condom and fuck her...

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complete and utter and pathetic .... shenanigans

This all means far too much to Phlogiston

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Hey Mon*...Happy New Year dude!

Buy Princess Roundface a drink for me tonight...I'll pay you back next week, promise!

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The brunette girl is stroking my cock as I write this. Her name is Jessica...

...Fuck this is good...

I'm gonna grab a condom and fuck her...

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complete and utter and pathetic .... shenanigans

This all means far too much to Phlogiston

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Sex means so much to Phlogiston that he'll sit up on NYE and lie about getting HJ's from "Jessica". Did you really expect any of us to believe that? And if we did, that we'd be impressed? Some high fives from your pals at XPT? I thought it was a lame joke but now it's just even more proof you're a sad sorry sack a dozen posts away from being the AC Cream of unfuckable soccer moms. Tell me, were you one of the revelers having sex next to Daburg's above-ground pool?

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Sex means so much to Phlogiston that he'll sit up on NYE and lie about getting HJ's from "Jessica". Did you really expect any of us to believe that? And if we did, that we'd be impressed? Some high fives from your pals at XPT? I thought it was a lame joke but now it's just even more proof you're a sad sorry sack a dozen posts away from being the AC Cream of unfuckable soccer moms. Tell me, were you one of the revelers having sex next to Daburg's above-ground pool?

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Another aggrieved virgin who thinks nobody else is having sex because he couldn't get fucked if he drew tits on his back and laid face-down in a men's prison. Fantastic. At least you have Palmolive and Gunker to keep you company.

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You're not having sex if you're scraping the bottom of the suburbanite junkie barrel, let's keep it real son. While you were sitting here desperately trying to think of ways to reaffirm your heterosexuality on a message board, your girlfriend was hitting the glass pipe and picking the scabs on her cooze.

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Less homo talk.

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I'm guessing two days until you stop with the anal lab schtick.

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I'm guessing two days until you stop with the anal lab schtick.

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I'll keep it around slightly longer than that just because it bothers you more than that time Palmolive insisted you take a facial rather than swallow his cum.

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The people have spoken

Just one question, how does it feel knowing you spent your NYE lying about getting handjobs to a bunch of strangers that think you're a pointless asshole? I'd ask for GG's thoughts but I think we all know that junkies, whores, junkie whores have no feelings.

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...and GG is a dude...

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...and GG is a dude...

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This is only indirectly pertinent in light of the fact that Porn Jesus has told us that GG is a sausage-bearer, but whores and junkies have feelings, but some of them have extremely dysfunctional and self-defeating feelings. Porn lovers ought to know how they feel, as ours can be quite similar .

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I don't want to be right anymore, I don't want to spoil the fun. Everything is hevel, I just want to be entertained.

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have to disagree, ants have a wider range of emotions than your common pornwhore, funny how pornwhores are more fun to burn with lighters. And no I have never felt the inevitable self-loathing that accompanies the settling of 117 convict loads in your stomach, the best thing about porn is knowing that these girls thought they were taking the easy way out and them finding out they were so so so wrong, as a hardworking black man who made it from nothing it makes me smile on the inside.

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CharlesBarkley > Phogiston

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CharlesBarkley > Phogiston

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CharlesBarkley > Phogiston

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wasnt directed at you. This thread is funny. This is the origin of the practice of posting during blowjobs, and possibly the birth of the anal lab.

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kami andrews has children? that IS frightening. look, for whatever i did (and i think i know), i apologize. i will try to be substantially less obnoxious in 07.
sincerely, GG
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Gigi is most definitely a woman, and a fucking hot one at that.

Darth/warp_seed: No need to scare off all the hot chicks, if you really wanna be surrounded by guys go here:

www.gay.com

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(And slutwife was definitely a man)

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I rate this a four star thread. CharlesBarkley really handed Phlogiston his ass in the worst kind of way.


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Naw I knew she was a whore, I just wanted to see if calling her a guy would make that dumbass meltdown and I must say it worked beautifully.

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Really, strange because I never thought you were a dude.

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Excellent.....