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#202208 - 01/15/07 03:59 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Bump, for Kurt winning an AVN(oh boy, another thing he has to brag about) and since we haven't heard from him couple of weeks.
That's funny- he doesn't show any signs of disease.
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#202210 - 01/16/07 11:47 AM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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Congrats to Kurt on his Best Supporting Actor award. Soon he'll be a star in his own right, I'm sure.
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#202212 - 02/12/07 03:08 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 12/15/06
Posts: 21
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stones
Kurt earns a living and wins awards with his stones. Willie is a jealous, whiney bag of shit laughed at by every girl who's seen him.
willie quit jerking off over myspace comments, leave your computer for a change, get a life
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"Golden Years" were from about late 2002 to the end of 2003 when you could leave comments after his posts, except he didn't restrict who left comments, like that pussy Wankus does
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#202215 - 02/12/07 03:19 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 12/15/06
Posts: 21
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I think Willie will be so stung by this comment, he's likely to just up and quit the board. I say don't go, Willie! Don't let this cruel mockery and savage satire destroy you!
lol you act like willie's staying would be any victory for anyone. the guy's getting up in years, why do you want him spending is twighlight years babbling here?
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"Golden Years" were from about late 2002 to the end of 2003 when you could leave comments after his posts, except he didn't restrict who left comments, like that pussy Wankus does
-- Willie D, porn's most cowardly censor
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#202218 - 02/12/07 10:19 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 12/15/06
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I'm not Kurt Lockwood.. you feeble lummox. I'm just a person seeing that your idea of "stones" is your internet-crying day in and out about guys who live the experiences you only dream about.
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"Golden Years" were from about late 2002 to the end of 2003 when you could leave comments after his posts, except he didn't restrict who left comments, like that pussy Wankus does
-- Willie D, porn's most cowardly censor
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#202219 - 02/12/07 10:32 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Kurt, how could you stoop so low? Call someone a loser, talk about their mama, impugn their choice of internet entertainment as you will, but to call someone a " feeble lummox" is one of the most inadvertently hilarious things I've ever read. You should stick around, Kurt, this board is in need of such a bright and shining star as yourself. 
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#202220 - 02/13/07 08:20 AM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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guys who live the experiences you only dream about.
Steven, those are called nightmares. I'd love to be a preening ex-rocker whose last legitimate non-porn job entailed takling a can of Pledge and a dust rag around Dee Dee's tour bus. Add in the gay makeup, the dildos in your ass, eating your own jizz, the roids, the STD's, the skanky whores who you still have to fuck even though you can smell their cooze from two blocks away...some dream, Steven.
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#202221 - 02/13/07 10:26 AM
The Trannies Luuuuv Skirt Lockwood
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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Shemale Vicky is throwin' down hella-luv for porn's most deluded dildo target.  generosslinkforthefullstory Quote:
I believe he [Tom Byron] was the ICON of the first to love, suck and fuck SheMales! The proof is in the pudding! However, whos penis is bigger? My penis, Tom Byron, Tim Connelly or Kevin Ducati? All have had a penchant for us shemales! The question is, who has the biggest cock? Will Kurt Lockwood take a bigger dick, toy, or finger in his ass then me, will it be Tim Connelly, or will Kevin Ducati Win?
I personally believe I have the biggest cock of all and I am calling all of these lovely boys out! I might not be able to take as much in the ass as these lovely young lads, but I believe, I have the biggest cock. So, you be the judge, check out http://www.vickirichter.com or check out Up Close and Virtual with Vicki Richter (available thru Devils Films) to make your choice. Let the votes begin! One way or the other, the winner will take it hard and deep!
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#202222 - 02/15/07 05:49 PM
Re: The Trannies Luuuuv Skirt Lockwood
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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How the fuck did I get dragged into this?
A message from Myspace
Subject: yo
Body: Thanks for the support on xpt
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#202224 - 02/16/07 02:39 AM
Re: The Trannies Luuuuv Skirt Lockwood
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Hey H2C, where you bin?
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#202225 - 02/16/07 05:02 AM
Re: The Trannies Luuuuv Skirt Lockwood
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Nice to see Gram Poonanie spoofing up the Kurtster over here.
Gram, you wag.
Kurt's marketing style is intriguing, inasmuch as he views himself as the star of the show, and not the girls.
Even Brandon has the sense to keep his ugly mug off the sleeves, but I suppose having a semi-clad Kurt on the cover parallels the way Nature gives us warnings:
Black and yellow stripes: keep away, hornet or wasp.
Mouthful of sharp, pointy teeth: keep away, shark, lion etc.
Semi-clad Kurt: keep away, Lockwood at large.
I worry about Kurt's health. All that prancing around shirtless. I expect he suffers an inordinate number of chest colds. Mrs Conky will be happy to knit him a scarf, if need be.
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#202226 - 02/16/07 05:58 AM
Re: The Trannies Luuuuv Skirt Lockwood
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Hey H2C, where you bin?
I am not quite sure how to answer that question, except to say definitely not in a trash can.
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#202227 - 02/16/07 08:03 AM
Re: The Trannies Luuuuv Skirt Lockwood
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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Even Brandon has the sense to keep his ugly mug off the sleeves, but I suppose having a semi-clad Kurt on the cover parallels the way Nature gives us warnings:
If I stop watching certain porn scenes because of the physical presence of Lockjaw and his ass-plundered-ness, is he guilty of cock-blocking?
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#202234 - 03/01/07 09:00 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
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FUCK YES! W000000tttt!! Now I have 2 sigs.... Gia Jordan and Random, thank you. :: tears ::
Also... yes, that was it.... that fuckin fairy. Pinker smell
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#202235 - 03/01/07 09:02 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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FUCK YES! W000000tttt!! Now I have 2 sigs.... Gia Jordan and Random, thank you. :: tears ::
Also... yes, that was it.... that fuckin fairy. Pinker smell
Don't get too close or he'll mow you down with his choo-choo tattoo...wooo! wooo!
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#202236 - 03/01/07 09:05 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
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Ahhh... Willie, I Can see it now...
:: flap flap :: TO MIA! MY BIGGEST FUCKING FAN :: fairy dust sprinkle sprinkle :: ext ext.....
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#202237 - 03/01/07 09:36 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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#202238 - 03/02/07 04:25 AM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Holy wow... Kurt, you are a pussy cunt fairy... Every time you pushed him, I had this amazing vision of your fairy wings flappin on that tight little twink body of urs. Mmmmm..... 
You mean like this?
he look more like this 
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#202240 - 08/14/07 01:17 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Bump. History lesson for new members.
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#202241 - 08/14/07 03:05 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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Bump. History lesson for new members.
Aaarrrgh... we must read all this? 
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#202242 - 08/14/07 04:59 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/11/07
Posts: 393
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Bump. History lesson for new members.
Aaarrrgh... we must read all this?
Lesson for members old and new: Condy's an obsessed little bitchfanboy. 
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#202243 - 08/14/07 05:51 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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ADT regular
Registered: 08/14/07
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well i will read this to have objection. anyways that picture scared me because what if kurt shot a load in that kids eye.
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#202244 - 08/15/07 11:47 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Bump. History lesson for new members.
Aaarrrgh... we must read all this?
Lesson for members old and new: Condy's an obsessed little bitchfanboy.
You mean you had to read a thread about your old stpuid stunts? Why should anyone be denied all of your past stupidity, especially as a way to explain your current meltdown on this MB.
Are you losing your memory from drug use, or do you have Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease? Just askin' 
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#202245 - 08/16/07 11:14 AM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/11/07
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Bump. History lesson for new members.
Aaarrrgh... we must read all this?
Lesson for members old and new: Condy's an obsessed little bitchfanboy.
You mean you had to read a thread about your old stpuid stunts? Why should anyone be denied all of your past stupidity, especially as a way to explain your current meltdown on this MB.
Are you losing your memory from drug use, or do you have Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease? Just askin'
Oh, Willie, sweetie. Do you want to explain to everybody why you changed your avatar to Alex AFTER I announced I was gonna direct a porn version AND went as Alex for Halloween. YOUR creepy homo obsession with me is right down there around my balls with Don/Bornyo and Condy. How many loads have you blown fantasizing about my cok down your fat, white-trash neck, Willie?
Open wide, bitch! Willie 
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#202246 - 08/16/07 12:55 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Oh, Willie, sweetie. Do you want to explain to everybody why you changed your avatar to Alex AFTER I announced I was gonna direct a porn version AND went as Alex for Halloween. YOUR creepy homo obsession with me is right down there around my balls with Don/Bornyo and Condy. How many loads have you blown fantasizing about my cok down your fat, white-trash neck, Willie?
Open wide, bitch! Willie
You seem to have an intricate knowledge of some parts of XPT, and a towering incompetence on others. Anyone one here for any length of time knows my profile pic has been Alex/Malcolm McDowell for about a year and a half, excepting a few days here and there. Feel free to ask anyone.
Maybe you could upload one of yourself. I'd like to see the one about a day after you tried to assault Ponante, and your bosses at SexZ had to call you into the office and threaten to terminate you if you didn't tone down your false roid-raging bravado.
As for these scenarios where you think I jack off thinking about you? Where are you dreaming that stuff up? Freudian slip if I ever heard one. Do you dream up these ideas becasue of drug abuse or because you are latently homosexual?
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#202247 - 08/16/07 05:40 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/11/07
Posts: 393
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Oh, Willie, sweetie. Do you want to explain to everybody why you changed your avatar to Alex AFTER I announced I was gonna direct a porn version AND went as Alex for Halloween. YOUR creepy homo obsession with me is right down there around my balls with Don/Bornyo and Condy. How many loads have you blown fantasizing about my cok down your fat, white-trash neck, Willie?
Open wide, bitch! Willie
You seem to have an intricate knowledge of some parts of XPT, and a towering incompetence on others. Anyone one here for any length of time knows my profile pic has been Alex/Malcolm McDowell for about a year and a half, excepting a few days here and there. Feel free to ask anyone.
Maybe you could upload one of yourself. I'd like to see the one about a day after you tried to assault Ponante, and your bosses at SexZ had to call you into the office and threaten to terminate you if you didn't tone down your false roid-raging bravado.
As for these scenarios where you think I jack off thinking about you? Where are you dreaming that stuff up? Freudian slip if I ever heard one. Do you dream up these ideas becasue of drug abuse or because you are latently homosexual?
LOL. Yeah, right. Willie YOU COPIED ME, admit it! I'm the thumb you stick up your ass when you masturbate and yell, "Fuck yeah, Kurt" when you release that pinprick, right, fatboy? You morbidly obese fuck. Aren't you due for a coronary? Btw, that supposed "woodshedding" call from SEX Z? Never happened. Somebody bullshitted you bigtime. And you think you're SUCH an industry insider. You fucking wannabe clown. You aren't fit to carry my lube, you're so low on the porn ladder. You're wayyy delusional, fatboy. 
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#202248 - 09/03/07 06:45 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 103
Loc: Skid Row, LA
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Congrads on your upper hand on your struggle with numerous Cailfornia colds over the past months, perhaps the climate in Spain will better suit you and you will recover.  Don't worry, I always took the time to turn the camera off when shooting BTS. Hopefully you will lose the attitude and learn some manners in Europe. Bon Voyage.
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#202249 - 06/04/08 02:51 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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The multi-faceted entity called Kurt Lockwood. Tranny lover. Coffee thrower. Pole smoker. Anal performer. Cum drinker. Absentee daddy. Homosexual in denial. Delusional mental case. Brazilian enthusiast. Narcissist extraordinaire. He turns 38 today.  I bet he celebrates with a tranny gangbang and gokkun. I chose this thread because the author is adorable ... and her sister is too sexy for words.
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#202250 - 06/28/08 08:55 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/10/08
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The kind of life where nary a moment has been squandered.
God Speed, Kurt.
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#202251 - 06/28/08 09:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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XPT. Kurt Lockwood-free since 8/21/07. http://tinyurl.com/6hxtfp
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