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#202058 - 11/16/06 06:41 PM
Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/20/06
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In regards to a post I had directed to (Gonzogirl) abotu a previouse post she had put up about Kurt Lockwood writing a speech. In reply he wrote me via Myspace with the following. He has a way with the ladys?
HEY AVA
THANKS FOR THE CHEAP SHOT YOU POSTED ABOUT ME ON XPT. REMIND ME NEVER TO HIRE YOUR CRYSTAL METH SNORTIN' ASS. I LOVE YOU, TOO!
XOXO
BEST,
KURT FUCKIN' LOCKWOOD
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#202061 - 11/16/06 07:03 PM
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In regards to a post I had directed to (Gonzogirl) abotu a previouse post she had put up about Kurt Lockwood writing a speech. In reply he wrote me via Myspace with the following. He has a way with the ladys?
HEY AVA
THANKS FOR THE CHEAP SHOT YOU POSTED ABOUT ME ON XPT. REMIND ME NEVER TO HIRE YOUR CRYSTAL METH SNORTIN' ASS. I LOVE YOU, TOO!
XOXO
BEST,
KURT FUCKIN' LOCKWOOD
ava you really shouldnt be snortin crystal meth. thats some dangerous shit.
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#202062 - 11/16/06 08:06 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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In regards to a post I had directed to (Gonzogirl) abotu a previouse post she had put up about Kurt Lockwood writing a speech. In reply he wrote me via Myspace with the following. He has a way with the ladys?
HEY AVA
THANKS FOR THE CHEAP SHOT YOU POSTED ABOUT ME ON XPT. REMIND ME NEVER TO HIRE YOUR CRYSTAL METH SNORTIN' ASS. I LOVE YOU, TOO!
XOXO
BEST,
KURT FUCKIN' LOCKWOOD
i highly recommend that kurt starts hittin' the tweak. it will give him a real excuse as to why he can't keep wood on set. yeah kurt, secret's out. your stubby five- inch prick ain't working so good lately. better buy some cialis will all that money your $ucce$$ful $elf earn$. fucking retard. he must be searching like mad all over myspace trying to find me, since i was the one who involved mia and ava in that thread. sorry, kurt, (yeah, i know your faggot-ass'll be reading this within five minutes of my posting it here--why don't you reg and post you fucking pussy) keep lookin'. don't take cheap shots at a girl (mia, and ava too) who was brave enough to admit--here, on xpt, to fans who might have crucified her, that she was doing drugs. guess what,kurt? i know you have managed to delude yourself into thinking that all these girls ACTUALLY want to fuck you, but do you really think, i mean really think that mia muthafuckin' rose wants or needs your dick in her? you wear more eyeliner than she does, for fuck's sake. and btw, would you mind laying off the bitches licking your asshole so much during your scenes?  it's a bit excessive, and detracts from the pussy. thanks, gonzogirl
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#202065 - 11/16/06 08:33 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 02/20/06
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Gonzo Girl..... I am speachless.... :: claps :: I honestly would be in tears right now, but I have no emotions... har har bad joke... lol
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#202066 - 11/16/06 08:34 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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I don't know what you've heard Gonzogirl. I've heard he's rock hard so long as he's catching a strap-on.
nah, he's catchin' the strap-ons because he's a faggot.
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#202067 - 11/16/06 08:34 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Bunch of jealous bitches in this thread, you rock kurt  I feel sad. 12 pur mon
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#202068 - 11/16/06 08:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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AdultFYI 3/27/06 "In every episode we try to create a story line that has a comedic bit to it," Lombard explained. "In Episode 2 we created a character-who- I don't know. Someone said it's kind of similar to someone in the adult industry. We used a mainstream actor." Danny Dagger Lombard then played a couple of the scenes to see if Wankus could figure out who was being spoofed with Dagger's performance. It took Wankus about two seconds to figure out that it was Kurt Lockwood who was getting roasted. "If he has a tattoo pointing to his ass I'm going to die," laughed Wankus as he watched Dagger's obnoxious performance. "Baby there are no other men- the rest are just boys," Dagger is heard telling Syren. Syren next tells Dagger where he can find the makeup room. "I don't think I'll need makeup," Dagger states. "Someone in the chatroom says look it's Keanu Reeves doing Kurt Lockwood," Wankus chuckled. Jacy Andrews' character then tells Evan Stone who's playing the director that he scraped the bottom of the barrel with his choice of male leads. "No one wants to work with that arrogant prick!" Stone pleads with her, that it's just one scene. Dagger then asks Stone if Andrews is going to be able to keep up with him. "You know, Robert, as the nice guy in porn you're destroying Lockwood right here, you know that," Wankus told Lombard. "I didn't say it was Kurt Lockwood," Lombard replied innocently. "You said it without saying it," Wankus added. "That's fucked up." "Please tell me you put a tattoo with an arrow pointing to his ass, please tell me you did that," Wankus said as he watched more of the footage. "I'm not saying it's Kurt Lockwood," Lombard kept repeating. "I know you're not, but we all know it is," Wankus insisted. During the course of the scene, Dagger's character can't get it up and blames Andrews. "It's her, man. She's on my no-list," Dagger tells Stone and Andrews mutters something about hiring little boys to do a man's job.
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#202069 - 11/16/06 09:22 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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i'm sitting here watching "the traci lords story" on e and doodling. i just figured out that if you take the letters "KURT MUTHAFUCKIN LOCKWOOD" and rearrange them, you get: Lurkin' fuck took hot cum wad 
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#202072 - 11/16/06 10:52 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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#202073 - 11/17/06 12:13 AM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/12/05
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Everyone knows Lockwood is as ghey as a $3 bill. Remember this quote from his op/ed on porn directors? Of course the story was made up...or was it?
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If this stuff keeps happening I swear, I’ll ram my hard cock up every last one of these faggot’s asses to set them straight. Maybe then these butt pirates will learn to act professional!
Just look at the pretty flowers on my shirt.
Edited by TonyMalice (11/27/06 02:10 PM)
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#202075 - 11/17/06 09:56 AM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/20/06
Posts: 77
Loc: Fuck City
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Another ammusing letter from Kurt (lifecrisis) Lockwood
No worries here Kurt, your just having a midlife crisis. Putting all your energy into writing how much you hate everything and that your not gay or whatever makes me think, why?
DEAR CRYSTAL METH SISTERS
I LOVE YOU, TOO!
#1. DON'T WORRY, WE HAVEN'T RUN INTO EACH OTHER SO FAR (THANK GOD!) AND I DON'T DO COKE OR METH (POT ONLY HERE) SO I WON'T BE FOUND IN YOUR LOSERS' CIRCLE OF TWEEKERS AND COKE HEADS. SNORT! BUT ENJOY BEING A PAIR OF WALKING PORN CLICHES HELL-BENT ON SELF-DESTRUCTION.
#2. TELL CONKY AND GONZO GIRL I LOVE THEM SOOO MUCH, TOO. I WANT TO THANK BOTH OF THEM FOR SHOWING ME SUCH DEVOTION LIKE THE ULTIMATE FANS OF MINE THEY SECRETLY REALLY ARE! TO KNOW EVERY SINGLE ASPECT OF MY LIFE? TRUE DEDICATION THAT PROVES, TRUE FANS TO THE BONE! KUDOS, HAHA. I'M GONNA THINK ABOUT THEM WHILE I FUCK SIX HOT GIRLS OVER THE NEXT THREE DAYS AND MAKE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS, HAHA. (I'M DIRECTING MY NEW SERIES FOR SEX Z PICTURES, TEEN COCK ROCKERS #2.)
#3. YEAH, I'M SUCH A "FAG" THAT I HAVE FUCKED OVER NEARLY ELEVEN HUNDRED WOMEN. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS RETARDED, BROKE ASS FUCKIN HATERS WHO WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE FUCKED THAT MANY WOMEN OR TO HAVE FANS ALL OVER THE WORLD. YOU NOODLE DIX COULDN'T GET LAID IN A MORGUE. PLUS AS IF REGISTERING ON XPT MAKES ME "REAL..." THAT"S SO FUCKING STUPID. THIS SAID BY HATERS WHO HIDE BEHIND ANONYMITY, HYPOCRISY ANYONE? FUCKING IDIOTS, I MEAN, REALLY JUST DUMB, DUMB FUCKWADS YOU HATERS ARE. YOU MAKE ME LAUGH.)
#4 ALSO, I UNDERSTOOD YOUR POST JUST FINE, CRYSTAL AVA, I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A CHEAP SHOT FROM A PORN NEWBIE WHOM I'VE NEVER WRONGED PERSONALLY OR EVEN MET EVER FOR THAT MATTER, SO I THOUGHT I'D JUST RETURN YOU THE LOVE... SO RIGHT BACK AT YA, SWEETHEART! BUT I'LL JUST THROW YOU AND YOUR FELLOW CLICHE TWEEKER SISTER ON THE "WE HATE KURT LOCKWOOD" PILE OF OBSESSED LOSERS. I'M JUST GLAD I NEVER MADE THE MISTAKE OF HIRING YOU TWO TWEEKERS BUT I'LL MAKE SURE I SPREAD THE WORD.
#5 HEY XPT HATERS, KEEP UP THE FREE PRESS!! WHATEVER YOU ALL ARE DOING, GIVEN MY NEW FEATURE DIRECTING GIGS, MY SCHEDULE OF ABOUT 8 SCENES A WEEK, AND MY 8 AVN NOMINATIONS, WHATEVER Y'ALL ARE DOING? IT'S WORKING! THIS HAS BEEN MY BE$T YEAR YET! PLUS, I'M LOVING KICKING YOUR SNAKE BASKET ASSES AND WATCHING HOW PISSED OFF YOU WORTHLESS HATERS ARE GETTING, HAHA. YOU ARE ALL SO EASY, HAHA. HSSSSS! I PLAY YOU ALL LIKE I PLAY MY GUITAR, EFFORTLESSLY, HAHA. SO HATE ME, BITCHES! HATE, ME! I LOVE IT! I'M STILL GONNA BE HERE HAVING ULTRA HOT SEX WITH REALLY HOT CHICKS AND MAKING MAJOR FUCKIN MONEY FOR YEARS, AND NONE OF YOU HATERS CAN EVER DO A FUCKING THING ABOUT IT. NOT. ONE. FUCKING. THING. SO SUCK MY AVN AWARD WINNING COCK, BITCHES! PUNK ROCK, MOTHERFUCKERS! MORE MORE MORE! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? BWAHAHAHAHA!
BEST,
KURT FUCKIN' LOCKWOOD
(AVN male performer of the year nominee now for FOUR STRAIGHT YEARS. HATE ON THAT, HAHA!)
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#202076 - 11/17/06 10:02 AM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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Another ammusing letter from Kurt (lifecrisis) Lockwood
No worries here Kurt, your just having a midlife crisis. Putting all your energy into writing how much you hate everything and that your not gay or whatever makes me think, why?
DEAR CRYSTAL METH SISTERS
I LOVE YOU, TOO!
#1. DON'T WORRY, WE HAVEN'T RUN INTO EACH OTHER SO FAR (THANK GOD!) AND I DON'T DO COKE OR METH (POT ONLY HERE) SO I WON'T BE FOUND IN YOUR LOSERS' CIRCLE OF TWEEKERS AND COKE HEADS. SNORT! BUT ENJOY BEING A PAIR OF WALKING PORN CLICHES HELL-BENT ON SELF-DESTRUCTION.
#2. TELL CONKY AND GONZO GIRL I LOVE THEM SOOO MUCH, TOO. I WANT TO THANK BOTH OF THEM FOR SHOWING ME SUCH DEVOTION LIKE THE ULTIMATE FANS OF MINE THEY SECRETLY REALLY ARE! TO KNOW EVERY SINGLE ASPECT OF MY LIFE? TRUE DEDICATION THAT PROVES, TRUE FANS TO THE BONE! KUDOS, HAHA. I'M GONNA THINK ABOUT THEM WHILE I FUCK SIX HOT GIRLS OVER THE NEXT THREE DAYS AND MAKE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS, HAHA. (I'M DIRECTING MY NEW SERIES FOR SEX Z PICTURES, TEEN COCK ROCKERS #2.)
#3. YEAH, I'M SUCH A "FAG" THAT I HAVE FUCKED OVER NEARLY ELEVEN HUNDRED WOMEN. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS RETARDED, BROKE ASS FUCKIN HATERS WHO WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE FUCKED THAT MANY WOMEN OR TO HAVE FANS ALL OVER THE WORLD. YOU NOODLE DIX COULDN'T GET LAID IN A MORGUE. PLUS AS IF REGISTERING ON XPT MAKES ME "REAL..." THAT"S SO FUCKING STUPID. THIS SAID BY HATERS WHO HIDE BEHIND ANONYMITY, HYPOCRISY ANYONE? FUCKING IDIOTS, I MEAN, REALLY JUST DUMB, DUMB FUCKWADS YOU HATERS ARE. YOU MAKE ME LAUGH.)
#4 ALSO, I UNDERSTOOD YOUR POST JUST FINE, CRYSTAL AVA, I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A CHEAP SHOT FROM A PORN NEWBIE WHOM I'VE NEVER WRONGED PERSONALLY OR EVEN MET EVER FOR THAT MATTER, SO I THOUGHT I'D JUST RETURN YOU THE LOVE... SO RIGHT BACK AT YA, SWEETHEART! BUT I'LL JUST THROW YOU AND YOUR FELLOW CLICHE TWEEKER SISTER ON THE "WE HATE KURT LOCKWOOD" PILE OF OBSESSED LOSERS. I'M JUST GLAD I NEVER MADE THE MISTAKE OF HIRING YOU TWO TWEEKERS BUT I'LL MAKE SURE I SPREAD THE WORD.
#5 HEY XPT HATERS, KEEP UP THE FREE PRESS!! WHATEVER YOU ALL ARE DOING, GIVEN MY NEW FEATURE DIRECTING GIGS, MY SCHEDULE OF ABOUT 8 SCENES A WEEK, AND MY 8 AVN NOMINATIONS, WHATEVER Y'ALL ARE DOING? IT'S WORKING! THIS HAS BEEN MY BE$T YEAR YET! PLUS, I'M LOVING KICKING YOUR SNAKE BASKET ASSES AND WATCHING HOW PISSED OFF YOU WORTHLESS HATERS ARE GETTING, HAHA. YOU ARE ALL SO EASY, HAHA. HSSSSS! I PLAY YOU ALL LIKE I PLAY MY GUITAR, EFFORTLESSLY, HAHA. SO HATE ME, BITCHES! HATE, ME! I LOVE IT! I'M STILL GONNA BE HERE HAVING ULTRA HOT SEX WITH REALLY HOT CHICKS AND MAKING MAJOR FUCKIN MONEY FOR YEARS, AND NONE OF YOU HATERS CAN EVER DO A FUCKING THING ABOUT IT. NOT. ONE. FUCKING. THING. SO SUCK MY AVN AWARD WINNING COCK, BITCHES! PUNK ROCK, MOTHERFUCKERS! MORE MORE MORE! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? BWAHAHAHAHA!
BEST,
KURT FUCKIN' LOCKWOOD
(AVN male performer of the year nominee now for FOUR STRAIGHT YEARS. HATE ON THAT, HAHA!)
well you gotta admit the man got some points.
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#202077 - 11/17/06 10:07 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
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Another ammusing letter from Kurt (lifecrisis) Lockwood
No worries here Kurt, your just having a midlife crisis. Putting all your energy into writing how much you hate everything and that your not gay or whatever makes me think, why?
DEAR CRYSTAL METH SISTERS
I LOVE YOU, TOO!
#1. DON'T WORRY, WE HAVEN'T RUN INTO EACH OTHER SO FAR (THANK GOD!) AND I DON'T DO COKE OR METH (POT ONLY HERE) SO I WON'T BE FOUND IN YOUR LOSERS' CIRCLE OF TWEEKERS AND COKE HEADS. SNORT! BUT ENJOY BEING A PAIR OF WALKING PORN CLICHES HELL-BENT ON SELF-DESTRUCTION.
#2. TELL CONKY AND GONZO GIRL I LOVE THEM SOOO MUCH, TOO. I WANT TO THANK BOTH OF THEM FOR SHOWING ME SUCH DEVOTION LIKE THE ULTIMATE FANS OF MINE THEY SECRETLY REALLY ARE! TO KNOW EVERY SINGLE ASPECT OF MY LIFE? TRUE DEDICATION THAT PROVES, TRUE FANS TO THE BONE! KUDOS, HAHA. I'M GONNA THINK ABOUT THEM WHILE I FUCK SIX HOT GIRLS OVER THE NEXT THREE DAYS AND MAKE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS, HAHA. (I'M DIRECTING MY NEW SERIES FOR SEX Z PICTURES, TEEN COCK ROCKERS #2.)
#3. YEAH, I'M SUCH A "FAG" THAT I HAVE FUCKED OVER NEARLY ELEVEN HUNDRED WOMEN. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS RETARDED, BROKE ASS FUCKIN HATERS WHO WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE FUCKED THAT MANY WOMEN OR TO HAVE FANS ALL OVER THE WORLD. YOU NOODLE DIX COULDN'T GET LAID IN A MORGUE. PLUS AS IF REGISTERING ON XPT MAKES ME "REAL..." THAT"S SO FUCKING STUPID. THIS SAID BY HATERS WHO HIDE BEHIND ANONYMITY, HYPOCRISY ANYONE? FUCKING IDIOTS, I MEAN, REALLY JUST DUMB, DUMB FUCKWADS YOU HATERS ARE. YOU MAKE ME LAUGH.)
#4 ALSO, I UNDERSTOOD YOUR POST JUST FINE, CRYSTAL AVA, I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A CHEAP SHOT FROM A PORN NEWBIE WHOM I'VE NEVER WRONGED PERSONALLY OR EVEN MET EVER FOR THAT MATTER, SO I THOUGHT I'D JUST RETURN YOU THE LOVE... SO RIGHT BACK AT YA, SWEETHEART! BUT I'LL JUST THROW YOU AND YOUR FELLOW CLICHE TWEEKER SISTER ON THE "WE HATE KURT LOCKWOOD" PILE OF OBSESSED LOSERS. I'M JUST GLAD I NEVER MADE THE MISTAKE OF HIRING YOU TWO TWEEKERS BUT I'LL MAKE SURE I SPREAD THE WORD.
#5 HEY XPT HATERS, KEEP UP THE FREE PRESS!! WHATEVER YOU ALL ARE DOING, GIVEN MY NEW FEATURE DIRECTING GIGS, MY SCHEDULE OF ABOUT 8 SCENES A WEEK, AND MY 8 AVN NOMINATIONS, WHATEVER Y'ALL ARE DOING? IT'S WORKING! THIS HAS BEEN MY BE$T YEAR YET! PLUS, I'M LOVING KICKING YOUR SNAKE BASKET ASSES AND WATCHING HOW PISSED OFF YOU WORTHLESS HATERS ARE GETTING, HAHA. YOU ARE ALL SO EASY, HAHA. HSSSSS! I PLAY YOU ALL LIKE I PLAY MY GUITAR, EFFORTLESSLY, HAHA. SO HATE ME, BITCHES! HATE, ME! I LOVE IT! I'M STILL GONNA BE HERE HAVING ULTRA HOT SEX WITH REALLY HOT CHICKS AND MAKING MAJOR FUCKIN MONEY FOR YEARS, AND NONE OF YOU HATERS CAN EVER DO A FUCKING THING ABOUT IT. NOT. ONE. FUCKING. THING. SO SUCK MY AVN AWARD WINNING COCK, BITCHES! PUNK ROCK, MOTHERFUCKERS! MORE MORE MORE! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? BWAHAHAHAHA!
BEST,
KURT FUCKIN' LOCKWOOD
(AVN male performer of the year nominee now for FOUR STRAIGHT YEARS. HATE ON THAT, HAHA!)
well you gotta admit the man got some points.
Yeah man, totally. How'd this even get started? He must've really pissed someone off... or maybe it's just jealousy...
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#202078 - 11/17/06 10:26 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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hey kurt. you're right. i'm a huuuuuuggge fan of yours. can't get enough of that taint of yours! oh, "you're playin' us like you play your guitar: effortlessly"? i've heard you play the guitar, kurt, and i would agree that you do play "effortlessly". as in without putting in the effort to have someone teach you how to play it. you hit the nail on the head with naming your band "not the ramones", that's for damn sure. you should call it "not even hansen". how telling that you brag about being nominated for male performer of the year four times. you also lost four times. there isn't that much male talent, kurt. pretty much all the big players get nominated every year. maybe veronica jett's right-- you should get "crossover star of the year". i dunno, veronica. evan seinfeld's up for that one, and he'd be some stiff competition ha ha.
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#202081 - 11/17/06 11:57 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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i want kurt to send me a myspace message
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#202082 - 11/17/06 12:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Another ammusing letter from Kurt (lifecrisis) Lockwood
No worries here Kurt, your just having a midlife crisis. Putting all your energy into writing how much you hate everything and that your not gay or whatever makes me think, why?
DEAR CRYSTAL METH SISTERS
I LOVE YOU, TOO!
#1. DON'T WORRY, WE HAVEN'T RUN INTO EACH OTHER SO FAR (THANK GOD!) AND I DON'T DO COKE OR METH (POT ONLY HERE) SO I WON'T BE FOUND IN YOUR LOSERS' CIRCLE OF TWEEKERS AND COKE HEADS. SNORT! BUT ENJOY BEING A PAIR OF WALKING PORN CLICHES HELL-BENT ON SELF-DESTRUCTION.
#2. TELL CONKY AND GONZO GIRL I LOVE THEM SOOO MUCH, TOO. I WANT TO THANK BOTH OF THEM FOR SHOWING ME SUCH DEVOTION LIKE THE ULTIMATE FANS OF MINE THEY SECRETLY REALLY ARE! TO KNOW EVERY SINGLE ASPECT OF MY LIFE? TRUE DEDICATION THAT PROVES, TRUE FANS TO THE BONE! KUDOS, HAHA. I'M GONNA THINK ABOUT THEM WHILE I FUCK SIX HOT GIRLS OVER THE NEXT THREE DAYS AND MAKE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS, HAHA. (I'M DIRECTING MY NEW SERIES FOR SEX Z PICTURES, TEEN COCK ROCKERS #2.)
#3. YEAH, I'M SUCH A "FAG" THAT I HAVE FUCKED OVER NEARLY ELEVEN HUNDRED WOMEN. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS RETARDED, BROKE ASS FUCKIN HATERS WHO WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE FUCKED THAT MANY WOMEN OR TO HAVE FANS ALL OVER THE WORLD. YOU NOODLE DIX COULDN'T GET LAID IN A MORGUE. PLUS AS IF REGISTERING ON XPT MAKES ME "REAL..." THAT"S SO FUCKING STUPID. THIS SAID BY HATERS WHO HIDE BEHIND ANONYMITY, HYPOCRISY ANYONE? FUCKING IDIOTS, I MEAN, REALLY JUST DUMB, DUMB FUCKWADS YOU HATERS ARE. YOU MAKE ME LAUGH.)
#4 ALSO, I UNDERSTOOD YOUR POST JUST FINE, CRYSTAL AVA, I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A CHEAP SHOT FROM A PORN NEWBIE WHOM I'VE NEVER WRONGED PERSONALLY OR EVEN MET EVER FOR THAT MATTER, SO I THOUGHT I'D JUST RETURN YOU THE LOVE... SO RIGHT BACK AT YA, SWEETHEART! BUT I'LL JUST THROW YOU AND YOUR FELLOW CLICHE TWEEKER SISTER ON THE "WE HATE KURT LOCKWOOD" PILE OF OBSESSED LOSERS. I'M JUST GLAD I NEVER MADE THE MISTAKE OF HIRING YOU TWO TWEEKERS BUT I'LL MAKE SURE I SPREAD THE WORD.
#5 HEY XPT HATERS, KEEP UP THE FREE PRESS!! WHATEVER YOU ALL ARE DOING, GIVEN MY NEW FEATURE DIRECTING GIGS, MY SCHEDULE OF ABOUT 8 SCENES A WEEK, AND MY 8 AVN NOMINATIONS, WHATEVER Y'ALL ARE DOING? IT'S WORKING! THIS HAS BEEN MY BE$T YEAR YET! PLUS, I'M LOVING KICKING YOUR SNAKE BASKET ASSES AND WATCHING HOW PISSED OFF YOU WORTHLESS HATERS ARE GETTING, HAHA. YOU ARE ALL SO EASY, HAHA. HSSSSS! I PLAY YOU ALL LIKE I PLAY MY GUITAR, EFFORTLESSLY, HAHA. SO HATE ME, BITCHES! HATE, ME! I LOVE IT! I'M STILL GONNA BE HERE HAVING ULTRA HOT SEX WITH REALLY HOT CHICKS AND MAKING MAJOR FUCKIN MONEY FOR YEARS, AND NONE OF YOU HATERS CAN EVER DO A FUCKING THING ABOUT IT. NOT. ONE. FUCKING. THING. SO SUCK MY AVN AWARD WINNING COCK, BITCHES! PUNK ROCK, MOTHERFUCKERS! MORE MORE MORE! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? BWAHAHAHAHA!
BEST,
KURT FUCKIN' LOCKWOOD
(AVN male performer of the year nominee now for FOUR STRAIGHT YEARS. HATE ON THAT, HAHA!)
White sammura rocks
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#202084 - 11/17/06 01:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#2. TELL CONKY AND GONZO GIRL I LOVE THEM SOOO MUCH, TOO. I WANT TO THANK BOTH OF THEM FOR SHOWING ME SUCH DEVOTION LIKE THE ULTIMATE FANS OF MINE THEY SECRETLY REALLY ARE! TO KNOW EVERY SINGLE ASPECT OF MY LIFE? TRUE DEDICATION THAT PROVES, TRUE FANS TO THE BONE! KUDOS, HAHA. I'M GONNA THINK ABOUT THEM WHILE I FUCK SIX HOT GIRLS OVER THE NEXT THREE DAYS AND MAKE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS, HAHA. (I'M DIRECTING MY NEW SERIES FOR SEX Z PICTURES, TEEN COCK ROCKERS #2.)
Kurt, Kurt. Where to start? First things first. I don't like you. I don't hate you. I just don't care about you. You do, however, irritate me in much the same way as a small pebble in my shoe would. Your massive ego is truly your downfall. It dominates your character completely and, if it wasn't for that, I suspect you'd be a likeable guy. I actually did admire your run-in with Jesus Baldwin (if what I read actually took place). I know nothing of your life other than the gruesome car wreckage I read online.
And now we come to the depressing side of your life. Your belief that fucking six girls will in any way, shape or form, impress me or make any difference as to how I go about my day. The fact that your life is so bereft of joy, so completely empty that you think that making notches on your bedpost is in any way impressive actually saddens me. I genuinely feel pity for you. There must be a terrible void in your life, but sex with women who have to be paid to suck you off will never, ever fill it. You are of a type, Kurt. I know many male performers who behave as if they never grew up. They collect porn starlets the way kids used to collect baseball cards. And at the end of the day, they can't maintain solid relationships with anyone inside or outside the business. Their 'friends' desert them when the money runs out, and they're left, empty and bereft. And even if the money doesn't run out, deep down, they're not truly happy. How can they be, when they realize that the life they pursued has been absolute illusion? Life is not about who has the most toys. Not ultimately, as you lie dying in a bed. No. It's about being loved. And you, Kurt, unless you make a major life change, will never be truly loved. And deep down, you know that. It's why you go to such great lengths to over-compensate.
Sorry to disappoint you, Kurt. I've been in this business for a lot longer than you have, and thanks to that, I know a lot of truths which you patently choose to ignore.
You and I both know how many units gonzo sells globally, so please don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining, Kurt. The golden age of porn was long ago, and I don't need a crystal ball to tell me that the porn recession is going to get better.
Good luck in your efforts to suckseed, Kurt. You've certainly got self-belief on your side, if not any sort of cinematography qualification or sense of humility.
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I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#202085 - 11/17/06 02:22 PM
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#202087 - 11/17/06 05:16 PM
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According to what I read on the net, Tyler Faith sez Cunt Lockjaw likes getting "pegged" when he's off the set. Tell us about that, cunt.
You get paid to fuck women? It doesn't take away from the fact you like the baloney pony. Get out of the closet. Christian at least has.
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#202092 - 11/18/06 09:10 AM
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#202093 - 11/18/06 09:15 AM
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According to what I read on the net, Tyler Faith sez Cunt Lockjaw likes getting "pegged" when he's off the set. Tell us about that, cunt.
You get paid to fuck women? It doesn't take away from the fact you like the baloney pony. Get out of the closet. Christian at least has.
thanks biff! i was waiting for that one! lol....HOW DARE YOU BIFF!
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#202095 - 11/18/06 09:59 AM
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Bukkake Boy
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#202097 - 11/18/06 10:45 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/06/05
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Loc: South of Heaven
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he asked me to post this
HEY WILLIE D
Here is your quote to me... "Steve, don't forget that you're pushing middle age, and that ultra-hot sex you brag about happens because other people pay those whores to allow you to penetrate them. But I wouldn't excpect you to understand...you're Caligula...Caligula was a sociopath, too."
YAWN... OKAY NOW I AM STARTING TO GET BORED. THIS JUST GETS REPETITIVE AND I'M REPEATING MYSELF NOW. BTW, I LIKE HOW YOU DIDN'T POST MY LAST RESPONSE TO YOU. CHICKENMASTER DID THE SAME THING. YOU HATERS ARE SUCH COWARDS. I PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE IN THAT LAST POST AND YOU COULDN'T BRING YOURSELF TO POST IT, HUH, COWARD? NOR DID YOU ANSWER ME BUT YOU STILL TAKE POST SHOTS AT ME ANYWAY LIKE THE PUSSY THAT YOU REALLY ARE. SO OKAY HERE WE GO... AGAIN... YES, I AM PUSHING MIDDLE AGE AND WHAT? FATHER TIME COMES FOR US ALL MY FRIEND. I THINK I"M DOING BETTER THAN MOST IN THAT DEPT. I'M LOVING GROWING OLDER AND THE WISDOM THAT COMES WITH IT. PLUS, IT TURNS ME ON THAT THE HOT CHICKS ARE 18 AND I'M 36. PLUS, WOMEN WILL TELL YOU MEN GET BETTER LOOKING AS THEY GET OLDER. EXCEPT YOU OF COURSE. BTW, ONE LOOK AT YOUR FAT, GRIZZLED, UGLY MUG AND I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY WHY YOU HATE ME. IF I LOOKED LIKE YOU HATERS I WOULD HATE ME TOO. WE ARE THE SAME AGE AND YOU LOOK 20 YEARS OLDER THAN ME AT LEAST. AS FOR THE GIRLS WHO HAVE ULTRA HOT SEX WITH ME ARE PAID BY SOMEONE TO... WHO GIVES A FUCK? I'LL TAKE IT, HAHA! IT SURE BEATS THE HELL OUT OF NOT GETTING ALL THAT HOT PUSSY THAT I GET TO FUCK. I'LL TAKE THE HOT FUCKING GIRLS WHO ARE PAID TO HAVE SEX WITH ME OVER WHATEVER NOTHING SEX LIFE YOU FUCKIN' VIRGINS HAVE (OR DON'T HAVE) ANY DAY. YOU HATERS ARE MISSING THE POINT. GUYS LIKE YOU WHO PAY SO MUCH ATTENTION TO OTHER GUYS' SEX LIVES ARE G.A.Y. AND THERE'S NO WAY AROUND THAT FACT. YOUR BEHAVIOR IS GAY!! AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, THE CALIGULA LINE? AT LAST, YOU ARE FINALLY BEGINNING TO UNDERSTAND ME. GOD, YOU HATERS ARE JUST DUMB. LAST BUT NOT LEAST. USING MY REAL NAME? EVEN FOR A SCUMBAG LIKE YOU THAT IS A NEW LOW, ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU HIDE IN ANONYMITY, ASSHOLE. GET SOME FUCKIN' PERSPECTIVE, DICKHEAD.
I'LL SEND THIS BELOW TO YOU BECAUSE I KNOW YOU WILL PASS IT ON TO CONKY ON XPT.
HEY CONKY
ZZZZZZZZZZZ.... OH ARE YOU DONE? I MUST'VE DOZED OFF. YOUR OBSESSION WITH ME IS TRULY REMARKABLE. SEVERAL POSTS FROM YOU ABOUT ME A DAY? GOD, I MUST BE THE FIRST THING YOU THINK ABOUT WHEN YOU WAKE UP. YOU ARE TRULY THE ULTIMATE FAN. I KNOW YOU SAY THE CONTRARY BUT IT'S TOTALLY A CASE OF "THE HATER DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH METHINKS." HERE'S YOUR FATAL FLAW. YOU CAN'T SAY YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME WHEN YOU POST ABOUT ME EVERY DAY. THERE IS AN ORGY OF EVIDENCE TO SUGGEST THE CONTRARY. I IRRITATE YOU? EXCELLENT! I WANT TO IRRITATE STUPID HATER ASSHOLES LIE YOU AND YOUR ILK DUMBASS! THAT'S MY WHOLE FUCKING PURPOSE FOR RESPONDING TO THESE THINGS! DON'T YOU GET IT YET? AS FOR MY EGO BEING MY DOWNFALL. WHAT DOWNFALL? LET ME TELL YA TRUE CONKY, I WOULDN'T SWAP LIVES WITH ANY OF YOU LOSERS. NOT FOR A SINGLE FUCKING SECOND! YET I THINK THERE ARE MANY OF YOU HATERS WHO WOULD SWAP LIVES WITH ME IN A FUCKIN' NANO-SECOND. AND YOU KNOW THAT'S THE TRUTH.
ABOUT IMPRESSING YOU AND AFFECTING YOUR LIFE? WHO GIVES A FUCK? WHO EVER SAID I WAS OUT TO IMPRESS YOU? I'M JUST WAVING MY DICK IN YOUR FACE AND LAUGHING AND WATCHING YOU HATERS SQUIRM. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SMALL LIFE. IT'S YOU WHO POST ABOUT ME MR. OBSESSIVE NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. I COULD GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU DO. OF COURSE YOU DON'T OPEN YOURSELF UP TO EQUAL SCRUTINY BEHIND YOUR HATER WALL OF ANONYMITY NOW DO YA PUSSY?
ANYWAY, I STOPPED READING YOUR SECOND PARAGRAPH ABOUT HALF WAY DOWN BECAUSE I'VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE AND IT'S BLAH BLAH BLAH. AND KURT'S A FAG AND WHATEVER.... NEENER NEENER. THAT'S WHAT YOU DON'T GET. MY RESPONSE TO YOU AND THE REST OF THE HATERS IS: I GET IT. YOU HATE ME. AND WHAT? IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY? DID YOU GET IT ALL OUT? COZ I'M STILL GONNA RUB IT IN YOUR FACE. SO SAVE YOUR UN-SOLICITED DIMESTORE B.S. PSYCHO-BABBLE, DR. PHIL. I MEAN, I LOVE THAT YOU STUDY ME SO HARD THAT YOU TRY TO PSYCHO-ANALYZE ME. (GOD, I AM THE MOST EXCITING THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD TO YOU, HUH?)
AS FAR AS YOU BEING IN THE BIZ LONGER, THAN WHY HAVEN'T YOU GROWN A FUCKIN SAC IN ALL THOSE EXTRA YEARS? WHY HIDE YOUR PORN IDENTITY? WHY? BECAUSE YOU ARE A FULL OF SHIT WANNABE LOSER NOBODY DELUDING YOURSELF THAT YOU ARE NOW IMPORTANT BECAUSE YOU ARE POSTING ON A STUPID WORTHLESS HATER BOARD? CONGRATS! YOU MADE IT!
AS FAR AS MY CINEMATIC QUALIFICATIONS GO, WHO GIVES A FUCK? I GOTTA JOB DOING WHAT I LOVE AND BEING CREATIVE AND IT'S SELLING WELL AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM FUCKING LINE. PLUS I WILL LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET. I'M ABOUT TO SIGN AN EXCLUSIVE FEATURE DIRECTING CONTRACT WITH SEX Z PICTURES WORTH SIX FIGURES. THAT'S IN ADDITION TO THE SIX FIGURES I ALREADY MAKE, ASSHOLES. OH SNAP! YOU REALLY HATE ME NOW, HUH? YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF RIGHT ABOUT NOW, RIGHT? YEP. YOU'LL BE HEARING ABOUT IT SOON. GONNA BE MAKING CLOSE TO A QUARTER MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR SOON. HOW ABOUT HAT? PLUS I WILL FUCK ABOUT 400 GIRLS THIS YEAR. HATE ON THAT $UCCE$$, YOU HATER MOTHERFUCKERS. AS FAR AS 'NAILING ME TO THE WALL' CONKY. WAS THAT THE GAY WET DREAM YOU HAD ABOUT ME LAST NIGHT SINCE YOU ARE SO OBSESSED WITH MY ASS? FAG!
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST. HEY JRV, I SEE YOU'VE JOINED IN THE FRAY. JESUS, YOU LOSERS ABOUND. TO MY KNOWLEDGE WE'VE NEVER MET, I'VE NEVER SAID A WORD ABOUT YOU. BUT YET YOU TALK SHIT. FUNNY I SAW YOU AT THE PARTY THE OTHER NIGHT AND YOU DIDN'T SAY A WORD. WHY NOT SAY SOMETHING THEN? WHAT COULD BE PREVENTING YOU? SELF-PRESERVATION I THINK. BUT JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER COWARDLY HATERS YOU LOVE TO TALK SHIT WHEN I AM NOT IN FRONT OF YOU. TELL YA WHAT. NEXT PARTY I SEE YA, YOU OLD, UGLY, IMPOTENT, FAT, FUCK. I'LL GIVE YA CHANCE TO REPEAT YOUR COMMENT TO MY FACE. FAIR ENOUGH? SEE YA SOON.
ANYWAY, LOVE TO ALL THE HATERS. IT'S COOL. I GO ON MYSPACE AND THERE'S MY POSTIVE RABID FANS (WHO THANKFULLY COMPLETELY DESTROY YOU HATERS IN SHEER NUMBERS AND LOVE) AND THEN I CHECK XPT WHICH IS LIKE MY NEGATIVE FANS, BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT, YOU CAN DELUDE YOURSELVES ALL YOU LIKE, BUT YOU HATERS CAN'T POST THIS MUCH ABOUT ME AND NOT ADMIT THAT YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH ME. FOLLOW THE LOGIC, ASSHOLES.
ANYWAY, I'M TIRED AND GOING TO BED. TOMORROW I SHOOT THE THIRD AND LAST DAY OF FILMING "COCK ROCKERS #2" OUT ON SEX Z PICTURES. TOMORROW I'M FUCKING BRITNEY AND WHITNEY STEVENS...TOGETHER, HAHA!
BEST,
KURT FUCKIN' LOCKWOOD
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#202099 - 11/18/06 12:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST. HEY JRV, I SEE YOU'VE JOINED IN THE FRAY. JESUS, YOU LOSERS ABOUND. TO MY KNOWLEDGE WE'VE NEVER MET, I'VE NEVER SAID A WORD ABOUT YOU. BUT YET YOU TALK SHIT. FUNNY I SAW YOU AT THE PARTY THE OTHER NIGHT AND YOU DIDN'T SAY A WORD. WHY NOT SAY SOMETHING THEN? WHAT COULD BE PREVENTING YOU? SELF-PRESERVATION I THINK. BUT JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER COWARDLY HATERS YOU LOVE TO TALK SHIT WHEN I AM NOT IN FRONT OF YOU. TELL YA WHAT. NEXT PARTY I SEE YA, YOU OLD, UGLY, IMPOTENT, FAT, FUCK. I'LL GIVE YA CHANCE TO REPEAT YOUR COMMENT TO MY FACE. FAIR ENOUGH? SEE YA SOON.
That paragraph alone is worth the cost of membership here...my God my side hurts from laughing... Nobody say a word...
Sincerely,
Don Houston
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#202100 - 11/18/06 12:18 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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CHICKENMASTER DID THE SAME THING.
Kurt, you are repeating yourself, why would I post the same fucking thing you sent to me before? No, I'm not going to post in your defense on this board when you will not post yourself. No, I will not give you my real name. Post something here that is not a repeat of, "I FUCK LOTS OF BITCHES AND THATS WHY YOU HATERS HATE ON ME!" Then I will consider otherwise, one fucking post kurt, I double dare you motherfucker.
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#202101 - 11/18/06 06:01 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST. HEY JRV, I SEE YOU'VE JOINED IN THE FRAY. JESUS, YOU LOSERS ABOUND. TO MY KNOWLEDGE WE'VE NEVER MET, I'VE NEVER SAID A WORD ABOUT YOU. BUT YET YOU TALK SHIT. FUNNY I SAW YOU AT THE PARTY THE OTHER NIGHT AND YOU DIDN'T SAY A WORD. WHY NOT SAY SOMETHING THEN? WHAT COULD BE PREVENTING YOU? SELF-PRESERVATION I THINK. BUT JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER COWARDLY HATERS YOU LOVE TO TALK SHIT WHEN I AM NOT IN FRONT OF YOU. TELL YA WHAT. NEXT PARTY I SEE YA, YOU OLD, UGLY, IMPOTENT, FAT, FUCK. I'LL GIVE YA CHANCE TO REPEAT YOUR COMMENT TO MY FACE. FAIR ENOUGH? SEE YA SOON.
That paragraph alone is worth the cost of membership here...my God my side hurts from laughing... Nobody say a word...
Sincerely,
Don Houston
Now if only Zenman would chime in with his thoughts about Kurt. 
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"Rape one baby and they label you a child molester. It's a cruel world brother." Skeeter Kerkove
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#202102 - 11/18/06 06:15 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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it cracked me up how kurt said something about, "i'm just waving my dick in your faces and watching you squirm." uh, kurt, unlike you, the guys here don't want dicks in their faces. that would make them gay. like you. i don't care how much ULTRA HOT SEX you have with girls (and dontcha love the way he has to always qualify it as "ultra hot"?), once you take a dick--fake or not-- in your ass, you've gotta face the fact, buddy. "one drop", you know? how's your mother feel about that, kurt? and your dad? i can picture him talking to the guys at work: "hey, look at kurt's new box cover! yeah, that's my boy. he's the one bent over taking a dick in the ass. but it's okay, because he has ULTRA HOT SEX with hundreds of hot chix a day!" you're deluding yourself if you think they're anything less than absolutely disappointed in you. i truly hope you're not an only child. p.s. if you spellcheck "kurt", one of the choices that comes up is "skirt." ha ha! 
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"I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way."
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#202103 - 11/18/06 08:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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it cracked me up how kurt said something about, "i'm just waving my dick in your faces and watching you squirm." uh, kurt, unlike you, the guys here don't want dicks in their faces. that would make them gay. like you.
Curt's first messages always ended with some line about him going off to screw Luscious Lopez, which always amused me because (i) I always think of her when I get my jones on for a whore with a nose shaped like Argentina, and who joined the list of whores who have done scenes with trannies.
In the end of the last installment, Lockjaw finally admits his one critical flaw.
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I eat up the attention.
I wonder what his attention span is like with a dildo bumping into his prostate gland? Curt, you'll need to send an e-mail to someone else to get the rest of your message posted again.
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#202104 - 11/18/06 11:33 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
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Conky=Nick Manning
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#202107 - 11/19/06 06:38 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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#202108 - 11/19/06 08:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Another ammusing letter from Kurt (lifecrisis) Lockwood
No worries here Kurt, your just having a midlife crisis. Putting all your energy into writing how much you hate everything and that your not gay or whatever makes me think, why?
DEAR CRYSTAL METH SISTERS
I LOVE YOU, TOO!
#1. DON'T WORRY, WE HAVEN'T RUN INTO EACH OTHER SO FAR (THANK GOD!) AND I DON'T DO COKE OR METH (POT ONLY HERE) SO I WON'T BE FOUND IN YOUR LOSERS' CIRCLE OF TWEEKERS AND COKE HEADS. SNORT! BUT ENJOY BEING A PAIR OF WALKING PORN CLICHES HELL-BENT ON SELF-DESTRUCTION.
#2. TELL CONKY AND GONZO GIRL I LOVE THEM SOOO MUCH, TOO. I WANT TO THANK BOTH OF THEM FOR SHOWING ME SUCH DEVOTION LIKE THE ULTIMATE FANS OF MINE THEY SECRETLY REALLY ARE! TO KNOW EVERY SINGLE ASPECT OF MY LIFE? TRUE DEDICATION THAT PROVES, TRUE FANS TO THE BONE! KUDOS, HAHA. I'M GONNA THINK ABOUT THEM WHILE I FUCK SIX HOT GIRLS OVER THE NEXT THREE DAYS AND MAKE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS, HAHA. (I'M DIRECTING MY NEW SERIES FOR SEX Z PICTURES, TEEN COCK ROCKERS #2.)
#3. YEAH, I'M SUCH A "FAG" THAT I HAVE FUCKED OVER NEARLY ELEVEN HUNDRED WOMEN. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS RETARDED, BROKE ASS FUCKIN HATERS WHO WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE FUCKED THAT MANY WOMEN OR TO HAVE FANS ALL OVER THE WORLD. YOU NOODLE DIX COULDN'T GET LAID IN A MORGUE. PLUS AS IF REGISTERING ON XPT MAKES ME "REAL..." THAT"S SO FUCKING STUPID. THIS SAID BY HATERS WHO HIDE BEHIND ANONYMITY, HYPOCRISY ANYONE? FUCKING IDIOTS, I MEAN, REALLY JUST DUMB, DUMB FUCKWADS YOU HATERS ARE. YOU MAKE ME LAUGH.)
#4 ALSO, I UNDERSTOOD YOUR POST JUST FINE, CRYSTAL AVA, I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A CHEAP SHOT FROM A PORN NEWBIE WHOM I'VE NEVER WRONGED PERSONALLY OR EVEN MET EVER FOR THAT MATTER, SO I THOUGHT I'D JUST RETURN YOU THE LOVE... SO RIGHT BACK AT YA, SWEETHEART! BUT I'LL JUST THROW YOU AND YOUR FELLOW CLICHE TWEEKER SISTER ON THE "WE HATE KURT LOCKWOOD" PILE OF OBSESSED LOSERS. I'M JUST GLAD I NEVER MADE THE MISTAKE OF HIRING YOU TWO TWEEKERS BUT I'LL MAKE SURE I SPREAD THE WORD.
#5 HEY XPT HATERS, KEEP UP THE FREE PRESS!! WHATEVER YOU ALL ARE DOING, GIVEN MY NEW FEATURE DIRECTING GIGS, MY SCHEDULE OF ABOUT 8 SCENES A WEEK, AND MY 8 AVN NOMINATIONS, WHATEVER Y'ALL ARE DOING? IT'S WORKING! THIS HAS BEEN MY BE$T YEAR YET! PLUS, I'M LOVING KICKING YOUR SNAKE BASKET ASSES AND WATCHING HOW PISSED OFF YOU WORTHLESS HATERS ARE GETTING, HAHA. YOU ARE ALL SO EASY, HAHA. HSSSSS! I PLAY YOU ALL LIKE I PLAY MY GUITAR, EFFORTLESSLY, HAHA. SO HATE ME, BITCHES! HATE, ME! I LOVE IT! I'M STILL GONNA BE HERE HAVING ULTRA HOT SEX WITH REALLY HOT CHICKS AND MAKING MAJOR FUCKIN MONEY FOR YEARS, AND NONE OF YOU HATERS CAN EVER DO A FUCKING THING ABOUT IT. NOT. ONE. FUCKING. THING. SO SUCK MY AVN AWARD WINNING COCK, BITCHES! PUNK ROCK, MOTHERFUCKERS! MORE MORE MORE! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? BWAHAHAHAHA!
BEST,
KURT FUCKIN' LOCKWOOD
(AVN male performer of the year nominee now for FOUR STRAIGHT YEARS. HATE ON THAT, HAHA!)
White sammura rocks
Perfect
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"Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me.
Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#202109 - 11/19/06 11:01 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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TOMORROW I'M FUCKING BRITNEY AND WHITNEY STEVENS...TOGETHER, HAHA!
all i can say is, i hope sex-z pictures hires a good craft service. those girls look like they might get a little hungry. ::fatchickbanana::
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#202110 - 11/20/06 08:55 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
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While I'm not in the business I do hang around with some people who are.. and Kurt, let me tell you this, it's not the 1100 women you banged that make you straight, it's the transexuals you've banged off camera that makes you a fag.
What kind of sick, delusional, ego-maniac are you. You're sitting there bragging about AVN Award Nominations. What the hell is wrong with you? Even with your 8 AVN Award Nominations and your "AVN Award winning cock" you're still a coke head degenerate who tips $2 on $30 tabs.
Fuckin' lowlife.
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Even though Brian Pumper sometimes tries to act like he is hardcore thug-rapper, I can tell that underneath he is a considerate, respectful guy. -tritone
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#202111 - 11/20/06 09:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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While I'm not in the business I do hang around with some people who are.. and Kurt, let me tell you this, it's not the 1100 women you banged that make you straight, it's the transexuals you've banged off camera that makes you a fag.
What kind of sick, delusional, ego-maniac are you. You're sitting there bragging about AVN Award Nominations. What the hell is wrong with you? Even with your 8 AVN Award Nominations and your "AVN Award winning cock" you're still a coke head degenerate who tips $2 on $30 tabs.
Fuckin' lowlife.
I figured as much. That makes perfect sense.
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#202114 - 11/20/06 03:24 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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#202115 - 11/27/06 12:48 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 11/21/06
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I've been reading this thread with the same sort of horrified fascination as a person watching a train wreck. It’s come to the point where I can't stand back anymore and continue to let a good friend of mine be vilified without speaking up.
Yes, I am a friend of Kurt Lockwood’s. I know the popular belief on this board is that he doesn’t have any friends, and I do hate to disappoint, but there it is. Every person’s interaction with others is unique to the dynamics of the relationship, and my contact with Kurt has been positive. Money and fame do not enter into the equation. If others haven’t had the same experience, that still doesn’t affect my relationship with him. How many marriages has one or the other spouse hating the best friends of their partner? I am proud to call Kurt friend and it has been difficult to me to see these boards light up with the vitriol towards him I’ve read over the past few days.
I know that nothing I say will change anyone’s opinion of Kurt. I don’t expect to. I simply wanted to go on record with a dissenting viewpoint from the loathing on this board.
Claire
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#202117 - 11/27/06 01:12 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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Claire, tell your little midget "friend" to quit the bullshit and admit to the fact he's light in the loafers. Then, it's water under the bridge.
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#202119 - 11/27/06 09:49 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Registered: 11/21/06
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Wow.
Midget...okay, I'm 5'8" and he's two inches taller...let's call Mini Me and check just what a midget is.
"Friend" - there really isn't any way to define it, is there? Quotes are nice. Have fun. He's still my friend. No quotes.
Claire
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#202120 - 11/27/06 09:59 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Claire, have you ever fucked Kurt in the ass with a strap on? If you're a tranny whose real is name is Carl, have you ever fucked Kurt in the ass with your tranny penis?
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#202121 - 11/28/06 03:50 AM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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Wow.
Midget...okay, I'm 5'8" and he's two inches taller...let's call Mini Me and check just what a midget is.
"Friend" - there really isn't any way to define it, is there? Quotes are nice. Have fun. He's still my friend. No quotes.
Claire
Come on. You're 5'8" in heels. Stop the madness. Tell the little fella to set his soul free.
While I'm at it, how does Samantha Ryan's dick taste?
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#202122 - 11/28/06 07:02 AM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Registered: 11/21/06
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I knew this would happen. I think I would have been disappointed if the insults hadn't started flying. It still doesn't change anything.
Actually I think the male derivation of my name would be Clarence, not Carl. And in heels I'm 5'10" - the same height as Kurt! Have fun with that.
Claire
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#202123 - 11/28/06 08:49 AM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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I knew this would happen. I think I would have been disappointed if the insults hadn't started flying. It still doesn't change anything.
Actually I think the male derivation of my name would be Clarence, not Carl. And in heels I'm 5'10" - the same height as Kurt! Have fun with that.
Claire
Why don't you ask Curt to show you the first e-mail I sent him...hardly a gascan compared to the written thrombosis with which he replied.
Rise above.
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#202124 - 11/28/06 08:24 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Registered: 11/21/06
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I guess it's my time to reply to this. Just for the record, Claire and I are good friends and I can vouch for the fact of her friendship with Kurt.. and not as "friends",but really FRIENDS. Also,the comments about height, seriously what does it matter how tall anyone is?? Claire is 5'8.. I am 5'2.. and yes she is way taller than me. What's the big deal??.. you all should know that old adage about height and size of other things is purely myth. If you must call someone midget you can call me that..no big deal. That's all I'm going to say for now.....
Paula
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#202127 - 11/29/06 07:20 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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ADT regular
Registered: 11/21/06
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Shut up, slut.
Well. That's sophisticated.
I thought this thread was about Kurt, yet it has devolved into personal attacks on me and my friend, which is fine. Generic insults and cheap shots don't further your argument, either about Paula, myself or Kurt.
Claire
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#202130 - 11/29/06 10:15 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
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#202132 - 11/30/06 03:40 PM
Kurt Lockwood looking for new Dom
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I hate myspace but where else would you learn that Lackwood has cleared his calendar and is lubing up his ass for a new lover. From his Blog: Quote:
Thursday, November 30, 2006
BREAKING UP IS HARD TO DO (BEING SINGLE AGAIN...)
Category: Blogging
Press Release
Multi- AVN award winning adult film star KURT LOCKWOOD and SAMANTHA RYAN have decided to put and end to their two year relationship. A porn "power couple" for 2005 and most of 2006, Lockwood directed Ryan in six of his adult features for SEX Z PICTURES in which Ryan starred, "THE DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION PART 69: THE PORNO YEARS," "L.A. VICE," LORDS OF DOGGYSTYLE TOWN," "THUMBSUCKERS, vol 1 and 2," and "SORORITY SLUTS: IOTA ETA PI." The split was amicable and the couple remain close friends and will still be signing together at the SEX Z PICTURES booth at the AEE convention in Las Vegas in January.
"The individual travel commitments of our careers were becoming too difficult to negotiate. Relationships are tough in general, add in the particular pressures and constraints of working every day in adult and (as any porn star in a similar relationship can tell you) it's a real challenge. Anyway, she's a really beautiful, sexy, intelligent, talented girl with the singing voice of an angel and I hope everything works out for her for the best. It's just became time for me to move on and see what's the next horizon for me. Honestly, right now, I just want to focus on directing my new full length adult feature for SEX Z PICTURES, THE REAL BOOGIE NIGHTS, rock with my band, Porn City Punx, and really, I'm just looking forward to enjoying being single again," Lockwood said.
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#202133 - 11/30/06 03:52 PM
Re: Kurt Lockwood looking for new Dom
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Ego inflated attention whoring at its finest. Using the break up of his realtionship as a way to advertise his fuck flicks and band. Nice, Gurt.
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#202134 - 11/30/06 03:53 PM
Re: Kurt Lockwood looking for new Dom
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Bottle Blonde and Chubby Chick here is your chance. Strike while the iron is hot. Grab your strap ons and lube em up.
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#202136 - 11/30/06 04:01 PM
Re: Kurt Lockwood looking for new Dom
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ADT regular
Registered: 11/21/06
Posts: 13
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Ah....heck! I knew I left something off my Christmas list.
Dear Santa:
For Christmas I want:
1. World Peace
2. The dismantling of the Republican party
3. A strap on
Sincerely,
Claire
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#202138 - 12/01/06 12:35 PM
Re: Kurt Lockwood looking for new Dom
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/05/06
Posts: 65
Loc: Skid Row, CA, USA
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Ooo. I am so scared. Bring it on dude, I love what I see inside your soul.  "From: Kurt Lock.. http://www.myspace.com/kurtlockwoodDate: Dec 1 2006 10:58 AM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ] Subject: HEY MY NUMBER ONE FAN IS BACK! Body: HEY CUNT GLAD TO SEE YOU CHIMED IN WITH THE REST OF YOUR HATER LOSERS ABOUT MY BREAK UP. YOU SHOULD'VE LEARNED LAST TIME YOU RAN YOUR HATER, OVER-SIZED MAN-JAW, MOUTH. NOW ME AND YOUR AGENT, ROSE, ARE GONNA HAVE A SERIOUS TALK ABOUT HOW CAN I CONTINUE TO HIRE MULTIPLE GIRLS FROM HER AGENCY EACH AND EVERY MONTH WHILE SHE REPS A TIRED, WORTHLESS, SHIT TALKING HATER LIKE YOURSELF? IN FACT, I MAY EVEN TRY TO GET HER TO DROP YOU AND YOUR OVER THE HILL UGLINESS ALTOGETHER FROM HER SITE AND AGENCY BECAUSE I AM SURE THAT I AM MAKING HER MORE MONEY FROM HER HIRING HER OTHER GIRLS (YOU KNOW, THE ONES THAT ARE ACTUALLY ATTRACTIVE UNLIKE YOURSELF, YOU UGLY, UGLY HATEFUL, LAB-RAT-SAD EXCUSE FOR A GIRL) ANYWAY I'M SURE THAT I MAKE ROSE A LOT MORE MONEY WITH MY COMMISION CHECKS FROM HER GIRLS THAT I HIRE EVERY MONTH THAN YOU DO WITH YOUR UGLY, COBWEB PUSSY, BITCH! SO GUESS WHO IS GONNA WIN? MONEY RULES IN THIS BIZ BITCH AND YOU AINT GOT NONE. AND YOU AINT MAKING ANYBODY ANY. SO GUESS WHAT? YOU LOSE. YOU COULD'VE JUST FOLLOWED "LIVE AND LET LIVE" BUT YOU WANNA GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO MAKE AN ENEMY OF ME YOU HATEFUL CUNT BIGMOUTH? FINE. LET'S DO THIS. TELL YOUR HATER FRIENDS WHO WORSHIP AND OBSESS OVER ME SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN'T HELP BUT GIVE ME REPEAT AND DAILY POSTINGS: I AM STILL HERE, YOU LITTLE BITCHES! I'M STILL LAUGHING AT YOU AND YOUR POWERLESSNESS. I AM STILL GONNA BE HERE LAUGHING AT YOU. I'M DOING BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU HATERS COMBINED AND I LOVE HOW MUCH YOU HATE IT, HATE IT, HATE IT. AND I'M NEVER GONNA STOP. NEVER. I MIGHT JUST KEEP GOING JUST TO FUCK UP YOUR TINY, TINY WORLDS. BECAUSE, THE TRUTH IS THIS: www.XXXPORNTALK.COM IS REALLY NOTHING BUT AN ONLINE SUPPORT GROUP FOR LOSERS. BUNCH OF WHINY BIGMOUTHS TRYING TO DELUDE THEMSELVES THAT THEY HAVE IMPORTANCE AND AN IDENTITY WHICH IS JUST A SAD STATEMENT ON THEIR LIVES. LOSERS SPREADING JEALOUS HATE ALL OVER ONE ANOTHER. CONGRATS! YOU LOSERS ARE FUCKING PATHETIC. GET A POSITIVE LIFE YOU IDIOTS. ONE THAT YOU DON'T HATE SO MUCH THAT YOU HAVE ALL THIS FREE TIME TO POST HATEFUL SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE WHO MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU, HAVE MORE FANS THAN YOU (O YEA, I FORGOT NONE OF YOU HAVE ANY FANS), AND GET MORE PUSSY THAN YOU FUCKWADS! YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME ON THIS EARTH. IS THIS ALL YOU HAVE TO CONTRIBUT TO SOCIETY? AT LEAST I BRING PEOPLE PLEASURE AND RELEASE IN THE WORLD. I SERVE A FUNCTION IN SOCIETY. WHAT DO YOU HATERS DO? NOTHING. YOU SHOULD ALL JUST FUCKING END YOUR WORTHLESS LIVES AND SAVE THE SPACE FOR SOMEBODY WHO WANTS TO MAKE A CONTRIBUTION TO THIS WORLD OTHER THAN ANONYMOUS HATE LIKE YOU FAGS! SO, MICHELLE, IT'S THAT FUCKING SIMPLE YOU UGLY, RETARDED, FUCKING, HAG! GET OUT OF THE BUSINESS NOW AND QUIT EMBARRASSING YOURSELF. YOUR ONLY GONNA FAIL MISERABLY AT THIS PART OF YOUR LIFE, TOO, MICHELLE. JUST LIKE LITTLE JEALOUS OBSESSED KURT LOCKWOOD LOVER, GONZO GIRL WHO WANTS TO GET FUCKED BY ME SO BAD SHE MAKES SURE SHE POSTS ABOUT ME REGULARLY JUST TO GET MY ATTENTION, HAHA! LOVE, KURT FUCKIN' LOCKWOOD"
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#202140 - 12/01/06 12:45 PM
Re: Kurt Lockwood looking for new Dom
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Gurt, you fucking idiot if you don't want people commenting on personal business like relationship break ups don't post it on a fucking blog.
And I reiterate "Every single person that types in all caps should be exterminated Alexander Litvinenko style using polonium-210."
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#202141 - 12/01/06 01:07 PM
Re: Kurt Lockwood looking for new Dom
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/05/06
Posts: 65
Loc: Skid Row, CA, USA
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Dibs. I claim it. 
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#202142 - 12/01/06 01:49 PM
Re: Kurt Lockwood looking for new Dom
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Kurt, you used the end of your relationship as a marketing exercise. Gene ran it, so doubtless Lukewarm will do likewise. Hey, it was your relationship, and I'm sure you'll bounce back in no time and use your next first date as a photo op. But to threaten to have someone dumped by their agent for commenting on something YOU put into the public domain? Come on, Kurt. I really thought all this was just water off a duck's back to someone of your ego. Trying to get people blacklisted, frankly, is a punk move. How am I ever supposed to look up at you and worship you again when you behave like this? 
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#202143 - 12/01/06 02:17 PM
Re: Kurt Lockwood looking for new Dom
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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#202144 - 12/01/06 02:26 PM
Re: Kurt Lockwood looking for new Dom
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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BECAUSE, THE TRUTH IS THIS: www.XXXPORNTALK.COM IS REALLY NOTHING BUT AN ONLINE SUPPORT GROUP FOR LOSERS. BUNCH OF WHINY BIGMOUTHS TRYING TO DELUDE THEMSELVES THAT THEY HAVE IMPORTANCE AND AN IDENTITY WHICH IS JUST A SAD STATEMENT ON THEIR LIVES. LOSERS SPREADING JEALOUS HATE ALL OVER ONE ANOTHER. CONGRATS! YOU LOSERS ARE FUCKING PATHETIC. GET A POSITIVE LIFE YOU IDIOTS. ONE THAT YOU DON'T HATE SO MUCH THAT YOU HAVE ALL THIS FREE TIME TO POST HATEFUL SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE WHO MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU, HAVE MORE FANS THAN YOU (O YEA, I FORGOT NONE OF YOU HAVE ANY FANS), AND GET MORE PUSSY THAN YOU FUCKWADS! YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME ON THIS EARTH. IS THIS ALL YOU HAVE TO CONTRIBUT TO SOCIETY? AT LEAST I BRING PEOPLE PLEASURE AND RELEASE IN THE WORLD. I SERVE A FUNCTION IN SOCIETY. WHAT DO YOU HATERS DO? NOTHING. YOU SHOULD ALL JUST FUCKING END YOUR WORTHLESS LIVES AND SAVE THE SPACE FOR SOMEBODY WHO WANTS TO MAKE A CONTRIBUTION TO THIS WORLD OTHER THAN ANONYMOUS HATE LIKE YOU FAGS!
I've remained relatively quiet on this situation until now, so here goes:
What do we do to contribute to society, besides hate on closet-homosexual, egotistical, self-important stunt-cocks? hmmm, a lot of us here have real jobs, outside the fucking-for-money industry. Myself, I work in a make rubber parts for different automotive companies. Not to glamorous or world-changing and it doesn't pay as much as your job(enough to survive, and have a bit of spending cash on the weekends), but my job more than likely impacts more people's lives than yours does. C'mon, not everyone watches porn, dude, but a lot of people do buy automobiles. Now I'm not saying you should bow down and worship factory workers, or anyone else with a job outside of porn for that matter, but you are way off base assuming that everyone here has nothing to contribute to society besides hate towards you.
Also, a lot of us who post here just do it as a hobby, you know something to take our minds off the world around us for a while. Some people like to gossip about pop-stars and their crumbling marriages, we like to read about and comment on the dirt in the adult industry. You chose to be in a business where you would have a audience, so you should have know for all the people that might possibly love what you do, there would also be a fair amount of those who felt the need to pick at your faults and make their jokes. It's all part of having some degree of celebrity, face it!
P.S. A man who took a strap-on in the ass on video, for the whole world to see, probably shouldn't call other people "FAGS."
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#202145 - 12/01/06 02:32 PM
Re: Kurt Lockwood looking for new Dom
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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I rated you three stars for the inclusion of a major reality check in a Lockwood thread.
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#202146 - 12/01/06 03:24 PM
Re: Kurt Lockwood looking for new Dom
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
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i look forward to kurts replies. They are entertaining
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#202147 - 12/01/06 03:30 PM
Re: Kurt Lockwood looking for new Dom
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/28/06
Posts: 81
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I rated you three stars for the inclusion of a major reality check in a Lockwood thread.
Let me see if I can help... First let's start with Lockwood's press release about how he and Samantha Ryan are a power couple.. Ok where exactly do your super hero powers exist? In the adult industry Kurt Lockwood is nothing than hired talent. His girl friend had a career for one hot second but blew it to blow HIM... Now I'm all for kicking ass and taking names, but this guy is obviously bothered with the statements that are being made because he is soooo angry with his response. The truth is no one is hating on Kurt "I'm tits!" lockwood we are just clowning him because he is "that guy at the party" and he lives in his own wanna be movie star world. Trust me Rose isn't going to drop anyone because some male talent fag says so. He's not making her that much money but likes to think he can pull rank when he should just shut the fuck up and pull his tiny crank!!!!! THE END 
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#202148 - 12/01/06 03:39 PM
Re: Kurt Lockwood looking for new Dom
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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I think most posters know just how much clout Kurt actually has in "Sin-sel" town. It was the principle of the threat itself. That was punk, cheap and shitty.
Frankly, I've come to expect better from Kurt and his ALL CAPS email missives to the posters here. I thought he was man enough to fight fire with fire, but apparently not.
Michelle obviously caught him on a particularly bad day. Maybe the drug store was all out of glitter lashes, ruining his weekend.
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#202150 - 12/01/06 06:18 PM
Re: Kurt Lockwood looking for new Dom
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/05/06
Posts: 65
Loc: Skid Row, CA, USA
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Who has the balls to cast our next feature? I'm game and I am very skilled with a strap-on! I have 3 in high grade silicone, a blue one, a marbled black and red one, and a nice big thick stout black one. Can we play "Little Red Riding Hood" and see which one fits 'just right?' I can see it now for AVN 2008..."LOCKJAW UNHINGED"
Best Oral Sex Scene – Video
Best Sex Comedy
Best Specialty Release – Fem-Dom Strap-On
Best Tease Performance
Most Outrageous Sex Scene
 
Baby...It could be you....
Edited by Michelle Aston (12/01/06 07:49 PM)
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#202151 - 12/01/06 07:08 PM
Re: Kurt Lockwood looking for new Dom
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/05/06
Posts: 65
Loc: Skid Row, CA, USA
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Mae West Meets Mr. Ed *researching for the script as we speak*
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#202154 - 12/01/06 11:59 PM
Re: Kurt Lockwood looking for new Dom
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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Kurt is right, all of you are wrong. Kurt fucks the bitches, none of you do. Kurt makes the movies and pulls in the big dollars, none of you do. Kurt is chosen by god to propagate a super race of humans that will rule us all, none of you are chosen. Kurt's effigy is sacred and is protected under the charter of the United Nations. Kurt saved my soul and he can save yours too. Find comfort in his words and accept 'the way of Kurt' as the only true way.
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#202155 - 12/02/06 11:03 AM
Re: Kurt Lockwood looking for new Dom
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Registered: 11/21/06
Posts: 13
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If Guy on Guy is gay...then so must be girl on girl. ,and if that's the case then every girl doing porn must be a lesbian because they ALL do girl on girl.! For your information, a lot of straight guys enjoy stimulation of the prostate gland,whether it be by a strapon, butt plug, etc. It is similar to a woman's "G" spot.... so your argument is lame .Gee ,wouuldn't that make all who watch Gay by association?? Just a thought .............. Paula 
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#202156 - 12/02/06 03:29 PM
Re: Kurt Lockwood looking for new Dom
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
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<~ doesn't do chicks.
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#202157 - 12/02/06 04:09 PM
Re: Kurt Lockwood looking for new Dom
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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<~ doesn't do chicks.
Makes a grown man weep...
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#202159 - 12/03/06 12:03 AM
Re: Kurt Lockwood looking for new Dom
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Porn Jesus
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#202160 - 12/03/06 06:36 AM
Re: Kurt Lockwood looking for new Dom
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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i have no probelm wiht kurt, it takes a whole lot of people to make the world go round, him fucking hookers for minimal $$$ doesn't impact my life one bit. however he is being mercilessly attacked on a thread started by a girl who never posts here, and that is what xpt is all about- irreverence and bitterness.
dark side of the moon was pretentious but brilliant.
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#202161 - 12/03/06 11:39 AM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
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let the man speak!
DEAR XPT ONLINE SUPPORT GROUP FOR JEALOUS HATERS LOSERS WITH NO LIVES
OKAY LET'GO ONE BY ONE. GOT THE ALL CAPS ON LOCK JUST TO PISS Y'ALL OFF.... AND I AM READY TO BITCH SLAP YE LITTLE WHINY LOSERS OF XPT....AGAIN! HAHA.
OK BORNYO. DOES PAUL FISHBEIN KNOW THIS IS YOU YET, DON HOUSTON? DOES HE KNOW THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AN IMPARTIAL AVN WRITER YET YOU POST YOUR JEALOUS BITCH RANTS AS BORNYO? TRUTH IS THAT YOU ARE SO UN-IMPORTANT THAT NO ONE CARES THAT IT IS YOU, DON. YOU REALLY NEED TO GET YOUR OBSESSION WITH ME UNDER CONTROL. (I MEAN YOU AND THE OTHER HATERS THINK ABOUT AND POST ABOUT ME EVERY SINGLE DAY. HOW DO YOU RECONCILE YOUR OBSESSIVE POSTINGS WITH YOUR SUPPOSED DISGUST? IT'S ALL LOVE, BABY. ADMIT IT. YOU ARE MY TRUE FANS AND I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR IT. MORE THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW. THANK YOU.) ANYWAY, I SENT OUT MY PRESS RELEASE KNOWING THAT IT WOULD BE YOU WHO WOULD TAKE THE BAIT AND POST IT ON XPT. IT IS YOU WHO IS MY LITTLE PUPPET, STUPID, YOU WHO JERKS ON THE STRING FOR ME, MY LITTLE BITCH! AND WHAT A GOOD LITTLE BRAINLESS MARIONETTE YOU WERE! EVER SINCE YOU REQUESTED MY FRIENDSHIP ON MYSPACE...HYPOCRITE. (YOU WISH YOU WERE ME SOOOO FUCKING BAD, DON'T YA, BITCH?) ANYWAY, I'M WAVING MY MULIT-AVN AWARD WINNING DICK IN YOUR FACE AGAIN AND WATCHING YOUR MOUTH WATER, FAG! (YOU DISHONOR JOHNNY CASH BY USING HIM AS YOUR AVATAR, HE NEVER HAD A PROBLEM OWNING HIS OPINION UNLIKE YOU AND YOUR ANONYMOUS HATE. THINK ABOUT THAT ONE, LOSER.)
CONKY. YOUR OBSESSION WITH ME FESTERS WITHIN YOU LIKE A GROWING CANCER AND I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH IT CONSUME YOU IN A SLOW, HORRIBLE, PAINFUL HATER DEATH. ALL I REALLY HAVE TO DO IS TAKE YOUR POST TO MORONBOY , WHO HAS THE MOST WELL CHOSEN SCREEN NAME OF ALL OF YOU, "I rated you three stars for the inclusion of a major reality check in a Lockwood thread. " ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I AM FUCKING TALKING ABOUT! GEE, "I GAVE YOU THREE STARS ," YOU LOSERS ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING FAGS IN THE WORLD! YOU FUCKIN NERDS!! I'M SPENDING MY DAYS AND NIGHTS FUCKING THE HOTTEST GIRLS IN THE WORLD AND MAKING TONS OF DOUGH AND YOU FUCKIN LOSER NERDS ARE GIVING EACH OTHER "THREE FAG STARS" ON HATER GOSSIP BOARDS, HAHA!! YOU LOSERS ARE SO FUCKIN STUPID AND RETARDED YOU DON'T EVEN REALIZE HOW STUPID AND RETARDED YOU ARE ANYMORE. FUCKING VIRGINS! WHY AM I EVEN FUCKING TALKING TO YOU, BROKE-ASS LOSERS?
SPEAKING OF, HELLO MORONBOY. JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST THIS JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER. YOU WORK IN A FUCKING FACTORY MAKING NO FUCKING MONEY PUTTING RUBBER ON TIRES AND THAT'S YOUR LIFE? FIRST OF ALL, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT I EVEN GIVE A FUCK ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT WHO YOU ARE, YOU NO-LIFE FUCK? OR EVEN LESS, WHAT YOU DO FOR A PISS POOR LIVING, YOU LOSER? YOU ARE POSTING ABOUT ME, ASSHOLE, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. A FUCKING RUBBER FACTORY WORKER? THAT'S YOUR LIFE?!!! OH THIS IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. TALK ABOUT LOBBING ME A FUCKING SOFTBALL HERE TO SMACK OUTTA THE PARK! DUDE, SERIOUSLY? I WOULD KILL MYSELF IF I DID YOUR JOB, HAHA! TALK ABOUT A SMALL LIFE! GEE, YOU REALLY BECAME A MOVER AND A SHAKER IN THIS WORLD, HUH?! HAHA, YOU REALLY SET YOUR GOALS HIGH THERE, HUH, RUBBER-FACTORY DUDE? HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO IT EVERYDAY, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS?? YOU DO THAT TERRIBLE JOB FOR A LIVING AND I AM SUPPOSED TO CARE WHAT YOU THINK? I TELL YOU WHAT... THE NEXT TIME IT IS THAT YOU ARE PUTTING FUCKING RUBBER ON A TIRE FOR THE ELEVEN MILLIONTH TIME OR WHATEVER, I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT ME IN SUNNY SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA FUCKING THE HOTTEST CHICKS YOU EVER JACKED OFF TO BY A BEAUTIFUL POOL OUT IN THE GORGEOUS CALIFORNIA SUNSHINE MAKING MORE MONEY IN ONE DAY THAN YOU DO ALL FUCKING WEEK AT YOUR SHITJOB, YOU FUCKING BOTTOM-FEEDER LOSER. 'CAUSE GUESS WHAT? THAT'S MY LIFE COMPARED TO YOURS. AND I WOULDN'T TRADE MY LIFE FOR YOURS FOR ANYTHING IN THE WORLD AND I WOULD KILL MYSELF IF I HAD YOURS. AND THAT'S THE TRUTH. WHAT AM I EVEN FUCKING DOING TALKING TO YOU, LOSERS?
SPEAKING OF AGAIN, HEY TOOTIE. TRYING TO UNDERSTATE WHO I AM ONLY MAKES YOU LOOK FOOLISH. FOR YOU CANNOT DENY THAT I AM INDEED A LITTLE MORE THAN "HIRED TALENT." I AM INDEED, UNDENIABLY, (AFTER FOUR STRAIGHT YEARS IN A ROW BEING NOMINATED BY AVN FOR MALE PERFORMER OF THE YEAR) I AM ONE OF THE BIGGEST HIRED MALE TALENTS IN THE ENTIRE BUSINESS. THERE ARE ONLY ABOUT TWENTY OTHER GUYS IN MY PROFESSION IN THE ENTIRE WORLD WHO ARE THE LEVEL THAT I AM AND EARN THE AMOUNT OF MONEY THAT I DO AND SHOOT THEIR OWN MOVIES AND WHO ARE PAID TO TRAVEL THE WORLD. ONE OF TWENTY? THAT IS MORE SPECIALIZED THAN BRAIN SURGERY. I AM REWARDED FOR BEING AT SUCH A HIGH LEVEL OF MY PROFESSION WITH WEALTH AND A LIFESTYLE THAT HATER LOSERS LIKE YOU ONLY DREAM OF AND WILL NEVER ENJOY IN YOUR LIFETIME. EVER. SO YOU CAN TRY TO DOWNPLAY MY ACHIEVEMENTS ALL YOU LIKE BUT IT DOESN'T WORK. I EARNED MY FANS, MY AWARDS, MY MOVIE BUDGETS, MY BOOKINGS, MY INCOME. NONE OF YOU HATERS CAN EVER TAKE THESE THINGS AWAY FROM ME. AND GETTING TO THE TOP OF YOUR PROFESSION IS SOMETHING I AM SURE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. AND AS FAR AS MY RELEASE GOES, THE POWER IN POWER-COUPLE COMES FROM BEING ABLE TO HIRE PEOPLE AND PUT REALLY GOOD MONEY IN THEIR POCKETS FROM DIRECTING THEM OVER SEVEN FEATURE ADULT MOVIES, SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO OFFER ANYONE IN YOUR MISERABLE LITTLE LIFETIME. AS FAR AS ME BEING 'THAT GUY AT THE PARTY,' MOTHERFUCKER, YOUR OUTSIDER-ASS AINT EVEN AT THE FUCKIN PARTY. AND YOU NEVER WILL BE. SO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT? NOT ONLY AM I AT THE PARTY, I GO HOME WITH THE HOTTEST CHICK THERE, BITCH! WHY AM I FUCKING EVEN TALKING TO YOU, LOSERS?
SPEAKING OF TERTIARY, WILLIE D. WASSUP YOU FAT, UGLY FAG. I SEE YOU TOOK DOWN YOUR AVATAR PIC OF YOUR UGLY PIG ASS SINCE I POINTED OUT WHAT A FUCKIN VISUAL EYE-SORE YOU WERE, YOU MORBIDLY OBESE DOUCHEBAG. WHAT'S THE MATTER? TRUTH HURT, TWINKY-BOY? YOUR ANALOGY OF ME TO A JUNIOR BANKER IN L.A. MADE ME LAUGH. THANKS. FIRST OF ALL, IDIOT, I KNOW YOU ALREADY READ WHERE I EXPLAINED THAT WITH THE ADDITION OF MY UPCOMING DIRECTORIAL CONTRACT I WILL BE MAKING JUST UNDER $250,000 A YEAR WHICH FAR SUPERCEDES ANY FUCKING JUNIOR COMMERCIAL BANKER. SO LET'S BE REAL HERE. LET'S GO WITH BANK PRESIDENT, SOMETHING MORE COMMENSURATE. AND I WOULD SO LOVE TO WALK IN ANY BANK WITH THE SMALL ARMY OF HOT CHICKS I'VE HAD SEX WITH BECAUSE OF ME CAREER IN ADULT (CLOSE TO 1100 NOW INCLUDING HOT CONTRACT GIRLS LIKE SAVANNAH SAMSON, MERCEDES, DEVON, STEFANI MORGAN, SHOULD I GO ON?) I WANT TO SEE "BANKERBOY' BE OFFERED MY SALARY AND ALL THE HOT CHICKS I HAVE FUCKED AND OFFER HIM TO SWITCH LIVES? WHICH DO YOU THINK HE'S GONNA PICK? (HEY, LIKE STUDS TERKEL I HAVE A RESPECT FOR THE NON-HATER WORKING MAN, I WAS ONE MYSELF, AFTER ALL, A LONG TIME AGO.) SO MAYBE NOT ALL OF THEM, BUT I WOULD WAGER THAT NINETY-FIVE PERCENT WOULD TAKE MY LIFE OVER THERE'S IN A FUCKING HARD-ON HEARTBEAT. BUT THE POINT ISN'T ME VS. BANKERBOY. BANKERBOY HAS A LIFE SO HE DOESN'T POST ON XPT. IT'S ME VS. YOU HATER LOSERS. AND I MAKE MORE THAN ALL OF YOU HATERS COMBINED SO HATE ON THAT YOU FUCKING LEMMINGS. GO WORK YOUR SHIT JOBS FOR SHIT PAY IN YOUR SHIT LIVES. WHY AM I EVEN FUCKING TALKING TO YOU LOSERS?
AND NOW FOR SOME GENERAL RESPONSES. GOD, YOU LOSERS ARE SO FUCKING DUMB. OK. I AM GONNA EXPLAIN THIS ONE TIME IN SIMPLE MATH FOR YOU IDIOTS. GAY PORN STARS MAKE MORE MONEY THAN STRAIGHT PORN STARS. YOU ALL KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE MONEY. IF I WERE GAY, I WOULD DO GAY PORN AND MAKE MORE OF IT. BUT I AM NOT SO I CANNOT. PLUS, AFTER I HAVE FUCKED OVER 1200 WOMEN (PERSONAL AND PRO) THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL YOU CAN CALL ME GAY. IF YOU WANNA HURL HATE SPEECH AT ME YOU FUCKING NAZIS, THEN AT LEAST USE THE RIGHT TERMS. I THINK "BI" IS WHAT YOU SHOULD BE ACCUSING ME OF, NOT GAY. BUT THAT'S HOW FULL OF HATE YOU ALL ARE, YOU CAN'T EVEN GET THE HATE TERMS RIGHT.
NEXT TO LASTLY, I LOVE HOW YOU SUCK EACH OTHER'S DICK AND SAY WHAT A SUPPOSED BEATING I AM MERCILESSLY BEING GIVEN. THAT'S WHAT THIS IS? THIS IS YOUR WORST? HAHAHAHAHAHA. YOU FUCKING HATER RETARDS HAVEN'T LAID A GLOVE ON ME! THAT'S THE TRUTH. I'M TAKING YOUR WORST AND I'M STILL HERE UN-PHASED LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT ALL OF YOU. YOU ARE POWERLESS NOBODIES.
YOU ALL KEEP BEGGING ME TO REGISTER. WHY? THE SAME SHIT IS BEING POSTED WHETHER I REGISTER OR NOT. HONETLY, SO WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? I PREFER TO KICK THE SNAKE BASKET NOT CLIMB IN. NEITZCHE SAID, "BATTLE NOT YE WITH MONSTERS, LEST YE BECOME A MONSTER." BESIDES I'VE ALREADY SENT IN MY VIRII, CHUBBY CHICK AND BOTTLE BLONDE TO ANNOY THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HATER PROGRAMMING. PLUS, XPT IS D.O.A. YOU HATERS LAMENT IT'S WORSENING SHITTINESS EVERYDAY YOURSELVES. YOU JUST WANT ME TO SAVE IT. I WON'T. I'M JUST GONNA KICK YOU WHILE YOU ARE DOWN, LIKE YOU HATERS TRY TO DO TO EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ADULT BUSINESS. AND I HOPE WHEN XPT DOES DIE, YOU ALL REALIZE JUST HOW WORTHLESS IT ALL WAS AND HOW MUCH PRECIOUS TIME ON EARTH YOU WASTED HATING ON OTHERS.
BOTTOMLINE. UNLIKE YOU HATER LOSERS. I LIVE IN THE REAL REAL WORLD. IN THE REAL WORLD I AM STILL HERE MAKING MORE MONEY THAN YOU EVER WILL AND FUCKING MORE CHICKS THAN YOU EVER WILL. JUST SINCE THIS TREAD STARTED, I HAVE FUCKED TWENTY OR SO WOMEN AND MADE THOUSAND OF DOLLARS. HOW ABOUT YOU LOSER HATERS? WHAT'S THE SCORE? BTW, YOU CAN SAY THAT THEY ARE PAID TO FUCK ME BUT WHO CARES? I STILL GET THE HOTTEST SEX EVER AND GUESS WHAT? I AM PAID TO FUCK THESE CHICKS AS WELL, ASSHOLES. A LOT. A KING'S RANSOM. MORE IN ONE MONTH THAN MOST OF YOU MAKE ALL YEAR. AND NOW THAT I AM SINGLE, I AM FUCKING THESE HOT GIRLS OFF CAMERA AS WELL, AND NONE OF US ARE BEING PAID. WE FUCK BECAUSE WE WANT TO.
I TRAVEL THE WORLD. I DO WHAT I LOVE MAKING MOVIES I CREATE FROM SCRATCH MYSELF. NONE OF THAT HAS CHANGED SINCE THIS HATER THREAD BEGAN. SO THIS IS YOUR WORST? IT MEANS NOTHING AND I AM LAUGHING AT YOU. DESPITE YOUR LIES THAT I FUCKED A TRANNY ON SET (THAT WAS FUNNY SO I LET IT SLIDE. I MEAN, IT SAID I CAME THREE TIMES AND THEN DID A SCENE? HAHA, I MUST BE A FUCKING MACHINE! THAT'S SO RIDICULOUS.)
AND AS FAR AS YOU HATERS THINKING I AM EGOTISTICAL. I AM A FUCKING PORN STAR YOU IDIOTS! PLUS, WHO WANTS A MODEST, NICE-GUY PORN STAR IN THE FUCKING TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY LOS ANGELES? HOW FUCKING BORING IS THAT? IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT, GO HIT UP TOMMY GUNN. HE'S SO NICE HE SHOULD RUN FOR POLITICS. SERIOUSLY. PLUS, YOU HATERS WOULD MISS ME IF I WAS GONE. YOU KNOW IT. NOT TOO MENTION, HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF THE SAYING, "IT AIN'T BRAGGIN' IF YOU CAN DO IT?" WELL, BROTHER, I DO IT EVERY DAY! IN SPADES!
AND FINALLY, I WANT YOU ALL TO CHECK HOW MANY VIEWS THIS THREAD HAS GOTTEN. DO YOU SEE IT CLIMBING INTO THE THOUSANDS? I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL. THIS MUCH CONSISTENT, DAILY PRESS WOULD'VE COST ME A LOT OF MONEY. BUT THANKS TO YOU, MY HATER PRESS CORPS., I NEVER HAVE TO WORRY THAT I AM NOT ON EVERYONE'S MINDS AT ALL TIMES. JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT. IN THE END, YOU LOSER HATERS TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF ME? LIKE TURDS TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF THE SUN. I'M PUNK ROCK, MOTHERFUCKERS. YOU ALL REP THE SOCIETAL NORM AND I AM HERE TO KEEP STICKING A RED HOT POKER RIGHT ABOUT YOUR STUFFY, COLLECTIVE, CONFORMIST, HATER ASSES. LIKE NAS SAID, "YOU CAN HATE ME NOW, BUT I WON'T STOP NOW..."
XOXOX
BEST,
KURT FUCKIN' LOCKWOOD
P.S. HEY, MICHELLE, I DIDN'T FORGET YOUR UGLY MUG. I'M GONNA TALK TO ROSE ON MONDAY (I HAVE A BIG CHECK FOR HER AND HER OTHER ATTRACTIVE GIRLS I HIRED LAST MONTH. UNLIKE YOU, YOU FUCKIN' HAG.) WILL MONEY TALK AND BULLSHIT HATERS LIKE YOU WALK? WE'LL SEE....
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#202163 - 12/03/06 02:04 PM
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Now he's taking shots at Tommy Gunn? The little turd is in his own little world. OK shorty, admit it you like the cock then. I noticed you didn't deny that fact. Admit it, you've kissed a few pickles, haven't you Kurtie baby?
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#202164 - 12/03/06 02:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Unpleasant, even dangerous, qualities can be found in every nation and every individual: it is cruel to demand that the Jew be an exception. In him, these qualities may even be dangerous and revolting to an unusual degree; and perhaps the young stock-exchange Jew is altogether the most disgusting invention of mankind.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#202165 - 12/03/06 02:28 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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CONKY. YOUR OBSESSION WITH ME FESTERS WITHIN YOU LIKE A GROWING CANCER AND I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH IT CONSUME YOU IN A SLOW, HORRIBLE, PAINFUL HATER DEATH. ALL I REALLY HAVE TO DO IS TAKE YOUR POST TO MORONBOY , WHO HAS THE MOST WELL CHOSEN SCREEN NAME OF ALL OF YOU, "I rated you three stars for the inclusion of a major reality check in a Lockwood thread. "
Kurt, you missed my point entirely. Probably because you seem quite angry. Dude, you need to calm down a little. Seriously.
The point I was making to Moronboy was that yes, there's a real world out there. You don't seem to be part of it, but then that's your call. I genuinely don't hate you Kurt, and all that I know about you is what I read online. Perhaps I should take more of an interest in your life. It might help me understand what drives you.
Bottom line, there is more to life than cash and pussy. One day you'll get that. I hope that you find happiness, and that one day your job will have a greater meaning than being someone men see on their screen while they masturbate and cum.
I think that you're letting all this XPT stuff get to you too much, and that threatening Michelle with the agent thing was below you. It's not the Kurt Lockwood we've all come to love and admire.
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I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#202167 - 12/03/06 02:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Twitch, twirl and jerk, puppet!
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#202168 - 12/03/06 04:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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Someone with a modicum of knowledge (inside and out) ballpark it for me.....just what exactly does Kurt make typically per annum? Use the last three years, his supposed "Best" to answer....this is all much ado about nothing in my opinion...I'm sick of hearing about all this "dough" he makes. Yes, it's true he inserts his soon-to-be-unrecognizable (even for Holly) Penis in several different snatches a week,. but seriously, what is he paid?
Then we can actually have a debate about whether that's a "lot of money" and Kurt's a wealthy dude, or is simply a well off Vagina plumber.
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#202169 - 12/03/06 07:06 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/19/06
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THAT IS MORE SPECIALIZED THAN BRAIN SURGERY.
Bisexual (thanks for clearing that up) stunt cock being compared to a brain surgeon. If I ever have the need for a brain surgeon I'm going to always get a second opinion from someone in the porn industry. 
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#202171 - 12/04/06 05:25 PM
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#202172 - 12/04/06 05:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
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I was thinking the same thing. I honestly tried to read the post about 3 times but the caps are very annoying.
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#202173 - 12/04/06 05:48 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
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I can quickly sum it up for you. He types a message to everyone who said something about him since his last message was posted on here, completely misses the point of the post they directed at him, and proceeds to tell us all he's Kurt Lockwood and we're not and habor hate and jealousy towards him for that fact.
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#202174 - 12/04/06 05:52 PM
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Registered: 08/05/06
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http://www.michelleastonxxx.com/
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#202175 - 12/04/06 06:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Dane, could you please forward this to Skurt for me:
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I SEE YOU TOOK DOWN YOUR AVATAR PIC OF YOUR UGLY PIG ASS SINCE I POINTED OUT WHAT A FUCKIN VISUAL EYE-SORE YOU WERE, YOU MORBIDLY OBESE DOUCHEBAG.
Yeah...ummm....that was a picture of Ansel Adams. He was a photographer, maybe your alleged kommewnitee kowledidge education exposed you to him? Maybe not. It's funny to hear you talk about how porn is the be-all and end-all of your life. Just wait for the day when even six "little blue home run heaters" won't get you hard enough to do a scene, and you instantly lose your cred as the self-proclaimed savior of porn. Like most self-absorbed douchebags, you refuse to admit that porn even existed before you, and you probably think it will die when you retire. It's OK...you're Caligula...he had delusions of grandeur, too.
At the end of the day, folks, Kurt is nothing but an act. Granted, an assiduously-rehearsed one. But there are just too many holes in the story to make it believable. Why does he walk around proclaiming he is God's gift to L.A. "culture" when he lives behind an assumed identity? Example: have you seen his thrombosis when his "real" name comes out? It's like he's being dragged back into his own prior life, the 33 years of pre-porn that must harbor some ghostly secrets. Maybe it's the failed musical career, maybe it's something darker, like one too many nights out on Sunset Blvd.
So Curt, in parting, don't forget that I contacted you to see what made you tick. I didn't flame you, and even when you dropped your first self-immolation, I gave you free pitches to swing at. Unfortunately for you, you're only smart enough to hang yourself, not anyone else.
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#202176 - 12/04/06 06:43 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 08/23/06
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DEAR XPT ONLINE SUPPORT GROUP FOR JEALOUS HATERS LOSERS WITH NO LIVES
OKAY LET'GO ONE BY ONE. GOT THE ALL CAPS ON LOCK JUST TO PISS Y'ALL OFF.... AND I AM READY TO BITCH SLAP YE LITTLE WHINY LOSERS OF XPT....AGAIN! HAHA.
OK BORNYO. DOES PAUL FISHBEIN KNOW THIS IS YOU YET, DON HOUSTON? DOES HE KNOW THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AN IMPARTIAL AVN WRITER YET YOU POST YOUR JEALOUS BITCH RANTS AS BORNYO? TRUTH IS THAT YOU ARE SO UN-IMPORTANT THAT NO ONE CARES THAT IT IS YOU, DON. YOU REALLY NEED TO GET YOUR OBSESSION WITH ME UNDER CONTROL. (I MEAN YOU AND THE OTHER HATERS THINK ABOUT AND POST ABOUT ME EVERY SINGLE DAY. HOW DO YOU RECONCILE YOUR OBSESSIVE POSTINGS WITH YOUR SUPPOSED DISGUST? IT'S ALL LOVE, BABY. ADMIT IT. YOU ARE MY TRUE FANS AND I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR IT. MORE THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW. THANK YOU.) ANYWAY, I SENT OUT MY PRESS RELEASE KNOWING THAT IT WOULD BE YOU WHO WOULD TAKE THE BAIT AND POST IT ON XPT. IT IS YOU WHO IS MY LITTLE PUPPET, STUPID, YOU WHO JERKS ON THE STRING FOR ME, MY LITTLE BITCH! AND WHAT A GOOD LITTLE BRAINLESS MARIONETTE YOU WERE! EVER SINCE YOU REQUESTED MY FRIENDSHIP ON MYSPACE...HYPOCRITE. (YOU WISH YOU WERE ME SOOOO FUCKING BAD, DON'T YA, BITCH?) ANYWAY, I'M WAVING MY MULIT-AVN AWARD WINNING DICK IN YOUR FACE AGAIN AND WATCHING YOUR MOUTH WATER, FAG! (YOU DISHONOR JOHNNY CASH BY USING HIM AS YOUR AVATAR, HE NEVER HAD A PROBLEM OWNING HIS OPINION UNLIKE YOU AND YOUR ANONYMOUS HATE. THINK ABOUT THAT ONE, LOSER.)
CONKY. YOUR OBSESSION WITH ME FESTERS WITHIN YOU LIKE A GROWING CANCER AND I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH IT CONSUME YOU IN A SLOW, HORRIBLE, PAINFUL HATER DEATH. ALL I REALLY HAVE TO DO IS TAKE YOUR POST TO MORONBOY , WHO HAS THE MOST WELL CHOSEN SCREEN NAME OF ALL OF YOU, "I rated you three stars for the inclusion of a major reality check in a Lockwood thread. " ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I AM FUCKING TALKING ABOUT! GEE, "I GAVE YOU THREE STARS ," YOU LOSERS ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING FAGS IN THE WORLD! YOU FUCKIN NERDS!! I'M SPENDING MY DAYS AND NIGHTS FUCKING THE HOTTEST GIRLS IN THE WORLD AND MAKING TONS OF DOUGH AND YOU FUCKIN LOSER NERDS ARE GIVING EACH OTHER "THREE FAG STARS" ON HATER GOSSIP BOARDS, HAHA!! YOU LOSERS ARE SO FUCKIN STUPID AND RETARDED YOU DON'T EVEN REALIZE HOW STUPID AND RETARDED YOU ARE ANYMORE. FUCKING VIRGINS! WHY AM I EVEN FUCKING TALKING TO YOU, BROKE-ASS LOSERS?
SPEAKING OF, HELLO MORONBOY. JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST THIS JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER. YOU WORK IN A FUCKING FACTORY MAKING NO FUCKING MONEY PUTTING RUBBER ON TIRES AND THAT'S YOUR LIFE? FIRST OF ALL, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT I EVEN GIVE A FUCK ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT WHO YOU ARE, YOU NO-LIFE FUCK? OR EVEN LESS, WHAT YOU DO FOR A PISS POOR LIVING, YOU LOSER? YOU ARE POSTING ABOUT ME, ASSHOLE, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. A FUCKING RUBBER FACTORY WORKER? THAT'S YOUR LIFE?!!! OH THIS IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. TALK ABOUT LOBBING ME A FUCKING SOFTBALL HERE TO SMACK OUTTA THE PARK! DUDE, SERIOUSLY? I WOULD KILL MYSELF IF I DID YOUR JOB, HAHA! TALK ABOUT A SMALL LIFE! GEE, YOU REALLY BECAME A MOVER AND A SHAKER IN THIS WORLD, HUH?! HAHA, YOU REALLY SET YOUR GOALS HIGH THERE, HUH, RUBBER-FACTORY DUDE? HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO IT EVERYDAY, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS?? YOU DO THAT TERRIBLE JOB FOR A LIVING AND I AM SUPPOSED TO CARE WHAT YOU THINK? I TELL YOU WHAT... THE NEXT TIME IT IS THAT YOU ARE PUTTING FUCKING RUBBER ON A TIRE FOR THE ELEVEN MILLIONTH TIME OR WHATEVER, I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT ME IN SUNNY SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA FUCKING THE HOTTEST CHICKS YOU EVER JACKED OFF TO BY A BEAUTIFUL POOL OUT IN THE GORGEOUS CALIFORNIA SUNSHINE MAKING MORE MONEY IN ONE DAY THAN YOU DO ALL FUCKING WEEK AT YOUR SHITJOB, YOU FUCKING BOTTOM-FEEDER LOSER. 'CAUSE GUESS WHAT? THAT'S MY LIFE COMPARED TO YOURS. AND I WOULDN'T TRADE MY LIFE FOR YOURS FOR ANYTHING IN THE WORLD AND I WOULD KILL MYSELF IF I HAD YOURS. AND THAT'S THE TRUTH. WHAT AM I EVEN FUCKING DOING TALKING TO YOU, LOSERS?
SPEAKING OF AGAIN, HEY TOOTIE. TRYING TO UNDERSTATE WHO I AM ONLY MAKES YOU LOOK FOOLISH. FOR YOU CANNOT DENY THAT I AM INDEED A LITTLE MORE THAN "HIRED TALENT." I AM INDEED, UNDENIABLY, (AFTER FOUR STRAIGHT YEARS IN A ROW BEING NOMINATED BY AVN FOR MALE PERFORMER OF THE YEAR) I AM ONE OF THE BIGGEST HIRED MALE TALENTS IN THE ENTIRE BUSINESS. THERE ARE ONLY ABOUT TWENTY OTHER GUYS IN MY PROFESSION IN THE ENTIRE WORLD WHO ARE THE LEVEL THAT I AM AND EARN THE AMOUNT OF MONEY THAT I DO AND SHOOT THEIR OWN MOVIES AND WHO ARE PAID TO TRAVEL THE WORLD. ONE OF TWENTY? THAT IS MORE SPECIALIZED THAN BRAIN SURGERY. I AM REWARDED FOR BEING AT SUCH A HIGH LEVEL OF MY PROFESSION WITH WEALTH AND A LIFESTYLE THAT HATER LOSERS LIKE YOU ONLY DREAM OF AND WILL NEVER ENJOY IN YOUR LIFETIME. EVER. SO YOU CAN TRY TO DOWNPLAY MY ACHIEVEMENTS ALL YOU LIKE BUT IT DOESN'T WORK. I EARNED MY FANS, MY AWARDS, MY MOVIE BUDGETS, MY BOOKINGS, MY INCOME. NONE OF YOU HATERS CAN EVER TAKE THESE THINGS AWAY FROM ME. AND GETTING TO THE TOP OF YOUR PROFESSION IS SOMETHING I AM SURE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. AND AS FAR AS MY RELEASE GOES, THE POWER IN POWER-COUPLE COMES FROM BEING ABLE TO HIRE PEOPLE AND PUT REALLY GOOD MONEY IN THEIR POCKETS FROM DIRECTING THEM OVER SEVEN FEATURE ADULT MOVIES, SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO OFFER ANYONE IN YOUR MISERABLE LITTLE LIFETIME. AS FAR AS ME BEING 'THAT GUY AT THE PARTY,' MOTHERFUCKER, YOUR OUTSIDER-ASS AINT EVEN AT THE FUCKIN PARTY. AND YOU NEVER WILL BE. SO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT? NOT ONLY AM I AT THE PARTY, I GO HOME WITH THE HOTTEST CHICK THERE, BITCH! WHY AM I FUCKING EVEN TALKING TO YOU, LOSERS?
SPEAKING OF TERTIARY, WILLIE D. WASSUP YOU FAT, UGLY FAG. I SEE YOU TOOK DOWN YOUR AVATAR PIC OF YOUR UGLY PIG ASS SINCE I POINTED OUT WHAT A FUCKIN VISUAL EYE-SORE YOU WERE, YOU MORBIDLY OBESE DOUCHEBAG. WHAT'S THE MATTER? TRUTH HURT, TWINKY-BOY? YOUR ANALOGY OF ME TO A JUNIOR BANKER IN L.A. MADE ME LAUGH. THANKS. FIRST OF ALL, IDIOT, I KNOW YOU ALREADY READ WHERE I EXPLAINED THAT WITH THE ADDITION OF MY UPCOMING DIRECTORIAL CONTRACT I WILL BE MAKING JUST UNDER $250,000 A YEAR WHICH FAR SUPERCEDES ANY FUCKING JUNIOR COMMERCIAL BANKER. SO LET'S BE REAL HERE. LET'S GO WITH BANK PRESIDENT, SOMETHING MORE COMMENSURATE. AND I WOULD SO LOVE TO WALK IN ANY BANK WITH THE SMALL ARMY OF HOT CHICKS I'VE HAD SEX WITH BECAUSE OF ME CAREER IN ADULT (CLOSE TO 1100 NOW INCLUDING HOT CONTRACT GIRLS LIKE SAVANNAH SAMSON, MERCEDES, DEVON, STEFANI MORGAN, SHOULD I GO ON?) I WANT TO SEE "BANKERBOY' BE OFFERED MY SALARY AND ALL THE HOT CHICKS I HAVE FUCKED AND OFFER HIM TO SWITCH LIVES? WHICH DO YOU THINK HE'S GONNA PICK? (HEY, LIKE STUDS TERKEL I HAVE A RESPECT FOR THE NON-HATER WORKING MAN, I WAS ONE MYSELF, AFTER ALL, A LONG TIME AGO.) SO MAYBE NOT ALL OF THEM, BUT I WOULD WAGER THAT NINETY-FIVE PERCENT WOULD TAKE MY LIFE OVER THERE'S IN A FUCKING HARD-ON HEARTBEAT. BUT THE POINT ISN'T ME VS. BANKERBOY. BANKERBOY HAS A LIFE SO HE DOESN'T POST ON XPT. IT'S ME VS. YOU HATER LOSERS. AND I MAKE MORE THAN ALL OF YOU HATERS COMBINED SO HATE ON THAT YOU FUCKING LEMMINGS. GO WORK YOUR SHIT JOBS FOR SHIT PAY IN YOUR SHIT LIVES. WHY AM I EVEN FUCKING TALKING TO YOU LOSERS?
AND NOW FOR SOME GENERAL RESPONSES. GOD, YOU LOSERS ARE SO FUCKING DUMB. OK. I AM GONNA EXPLAIN THIS ONE TIME IN SIMPLE MATH FOR YOU IDIOTS. GAY PORN STARS MAKE MORE MONEY THAN STRAIGHT PORN STARS. YOU ALL KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE MONEY. IF I WERE GAY, I WOULD DO GAY PORN AND MAKE MORE OF IT. BUT I AM NOT SO I CANNOT. PLUS, AFTER I HAVE FUCKED OVER 1200 WOMEN (PERSONAL AND PRO) THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL YOU CAN CALL ME GAY. IF YOU WANNA HURL HATE SPEECH AT ME YOU FUCKING NAZIS, THEN AT LEAST USE THE RIGHT TERMS. I THINK "BI" IS WHAT YOU SHOULD BE ACCUSING ME OF, NOT GAY. BUT THAT'S HOW FULL OF HATE YOU ALL ARE, YOU CAN'T EVEN GET THE HATE TERMS RIGHT.
NEXT TO LASTLY, I LOVE HOW YOU SUCK EACH OTHER'S DICK AND SAY WHAT A SUPPOSED BEATING I AM MERCILESSLY BEING GIVEN. THAT'S WHAT THIS IS? THIS IS YOUR WORST? HAHAHAHAHAHA. YOU FUCKING HATER RETARDS HAVEN'T LAID A GLOVE ON ME! THAT'S THE TRUTH. I'M TAKING YOUR WORST AND I'M STILL HERE UN-PHASED LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT ALL OF YOU. YOU ARE POWERLESS NOBODIES.
YOU ALL KEEP BEGGING ME TO REGISTER. WHY? THE SAME SHIT IS BEING POSTED WHETHER I REGISTER OR NOT. HONETLY, SO WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? I PREFER TO KICK THE SNAKE BASKET NOT CLIMB IN. NEITZCHE SAID, "BATTLE NOT YE WITH MONSTERS, LEST YE BECOME A MONSTER." BESIDES I'VE ALREADY SENT IN MY VIRII, CHUBBY CHICK AND BOTTLE BLONDE TO ANNOY THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HATER PROGRAMMING. PLUS, XPT IS D.O.A. YOU HATERS LAMENT IT'S WORSENING SHITTINESS EVERYDAY YOURSELVES. YOU JUST WANT ME TO SAVE IT. I WON'T. I'M JUST GONNA KICK YOU WHILE YOU ARE DOWN, LIKE YOU HATERS TRY TO DO TO EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ADULT BUSINESS. AND I HOPE WHEN XPT DOES DIE, YOU ALL REALIZE JUST HOW WORTHLESS IT ALL WAS AND HOW MUCH PRECIOUS TIME ON EARTH YOU WASTED HATING ON OTHERS.
BOTTOMLINE. UNLIKE YOU HATER LOSERS. I LIVE IN THE REAL REAL WORLD. IN THE REAL WORLD I AM STILL HERE MAKING MORE MONEY THAN YOU EVER WILL AND FUCKING MORE CHICKS THAN YOU EVER WILL. JUST SINCE THIS TREAD STARTED, I HAVE FUCKED TWENTY OR SO WOMEN AND MADE THOUSAND OF DOLLARS. HOW ABOUT YOU LOSER HATERS? WHAT'S THE SCORE? BTW, YOU CAN SAY THAT THEY ARE PAID TO FUCK ME BUT WHO CARES? I STILL GET THE HOTTEST SEX EVER AND GUESS WHAT? I AM PAID TO FUCK THESE CHICKS AS WELL, ASSHOLES. A LOT. A KING'S RANSOM. MORE IN ONE MONTH THAN MOST OF YOU MAKE ALL YEAR. AND NOW THAT I AM SINGLE, I AM FUCKING THESE HOT GIRLS OFF CAMERA AS WELL, AND NONE OF US ARE BEING PAID. WE FUCK BECAUSE WE WANT TO.
I TRAVEL THE WORLD. I DO WHAT I LOVE MAKING MOVIES I CREATE FROM SCRATCH MYSELF. NONE OF THAT HAS CHANGED SINCE THIS HATER THREAD BEGAN. SO THIS IS YOUR WORST? IT MEANS NOTHING AND I AM LAUGHING AT YOU. DESPITE YOUR LIES THAT I FUCKED A TRANNY ON SET (THAT WAS FUNNY SO I LET IT SLIDE. I MEAN, IT SAID I CAME THREE TIMES AND THEN DID A SCENE? HAHA, I MUST BE A FUCKING MACHINE! THAT'S SO RIDICULOUS.)
AND AS FAR AS YOU HATERS THINKING I AM EGOTISTICAL. I AM A FUCKING PORN STAR YOU IDIOTS! PLUS, WHO WANTS A MODEST, NICE-GUY PORN STAR IN THE FUCKING TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY LOS ANGELES? HOW FUCKING BORING IS THAT? IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT, GO HIT UP TOMMY GUNN. HE'S SO NICE HE SHOULD RUN FOR POLITICS. SERIOUSLY. PLUS, YOU HATERS WOULD MISS ME IF I WAS GONE. YOU KNOW IT. NOT TOO MENTION, HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF THE SAYING, "IT AIN'T BRAGGIN' IF YOU CAN DO IT?" WELL, BROTHER, I DO IT EVERY DAY! IN SPADES!
AND FINALLY, I WANT YOU ALL TO CHECK HOW MANY VIEWS THIS THREAD HAS GOTTEN. DO YOU SEE IT CLIMBING INTO THE THOUSANDS? I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL. THIS MUCH CONSISTENT, DAILY PRESS WOULD'VE COST ME A LOT OF MONEY. BUT THANKS TO YOU, MY HATER PRESS CORPS., I NEVER HAVE TO WORRY THAT I AM NOT ON EVERYONE'S MINDS AT ALL TIMES. JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT. IN THE END, YOU LOSER HATERS TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF ME? LIKE TURDS TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF THE SUN. I'M PUNK ROCK, MOTHERFUCKERS. YOU ALL REP THE SOCIETAL NORM AND I AM HERE TO KEEP STICKING A RED HOT POKER RIGHT ABOUT YOUR STUFFY, COLLECTIVE, CONFORMIST, HATER ASSES. LIKE NAS SAID, "YOU CAN HATE ME NOW, BUT I WON'T STOP NOW..."
XOXOX
BEST,
KURT FUCKIN' LOCKWOOD
P.S. HEY, MICHELLE, I DIDN'T FORGET YOUR UGLY MUG. I'M GONNA TALK TO ROSE ON MONDAY (I HAVE A BIG CHECK FOR HER AND HER OTHER ATTRACTIVE GIRLS I HIRED LAST MONTH. UNLIKE YOU, YOU FUCKIN' HAG.) WILL MONEY TALK AND BULLSHIT HATERS LIKE YOU WALK? WE'LL SEE....
i was an aide last semester for an elementary composition class. with something like this, first comment i would leave is to make an outline before you start writing. fully 80% of this is repeating yourself. some good points, but they are lost in the mess. organize ye thoughts. making an outline may seem elementary, but you'll be surprised how much more effective your rants will be.
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#202177 - 12/04/06 08:03 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Registered: 07/06/05
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Loc: South of Heaven
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Dane, could you please forward this to Skurt for me:
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I SEE YOU TOOK DOWN YOUR AVATAR PIC OF YOUR UGLY PIG ASS SINCE I POINTED OUT WHAT A FUCKIN VISUAL EYE-SORE YOU WERE, YOU MORBIDLY OBESE DOUCHEBAG.
Yeah...ummm....that was a picture of Ansel Adams. He was a photographer, maybe your alleged kommewnitee kowledidge education exposed you to him? Maybe not. It's funny to hear you talk about how porn is the be-all and end-all of your life. Just wait for the day when even six "little blue home run heaters" won't get you hard enough to do a scene, and you instantly lose your cred as the self-proclaimed savior of porn. Like most self-absorbed douchebags, you refuse to admit that porn even existed before you, and you probably think it will die when you retire. It's OK...you're Caligula...he had delusions of grandeur, too.
At the end of the day, folks, Kurt is nothing but an act. Granted, an assiduously-rehearsed one. But there are just too many holes in the story to make it believable. Why does he walk around proclaiming he is God's gift to L.A. "culture" when he lives behind an assumed identity? Example: have you seen his thrombosis when his "real" name comes out? It's like he's being dragged back into his own prior life, the 33 years of pre-porn that must harbor some ghostly secrets. Maybe it's the failed musical career, maybe it's something darker, like one too many nights out on Sunset Blvd.
So Curt, in parting, don't forget that I contacted you to see what made you tick. I didn't flame you, and even when you dropped your first self-immolation, I gave you free pitches to swing at. Unfortunately for you, you're only smart enough to hang yourself, not anyone else.
he reads the board
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#202178 - 12/04/06 10:07 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/17/06
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he reads the board
I can't believe he hasn't registered his name over here yet. You'd think he would have by now. IN ALL CAPS!!! 
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#202180 - 12/05/06 01:14 AM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
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If the next person who gets the next loooooong letter to post from Kirk I will suggest you copy it & paste it in a word doc. Highlight everything (ctrl key and the A key) Then click FORMAT then click CHANGE CASE then click SENTENCE CASE. It will make things right in the world. If you do not have word then PM me and I will do it or I'll FTP you word.
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#202182 - 12/05/06 08:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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he reads the board
Thank you...I was kidding...see you posted awwwwwscrewit
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#202187 - 12/14/06 08:01 PM
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Registered: 11/21/06
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You know, you people never cease to amaze me with your double standards.You EXPECT the female "talent",and I use that term loosely, to do anal, but the minute a male has a female touch that area..... OMG he's gay. You guys are pathetic, with nothing better to do than sit here and rag on people many of you have never met. If you think it makes you look BIG ..eehhh WRONG.... it makes you look small minded and bigoted.
Walrus, I hate to tell you but not all films are made just for men,women watch too and I'm watching for the men not the women. So I hate when they do reverse cowgirl and can't see the guy. But do I come here and complain?... No,because I have a life outside of this.
And Willie, you have to resurrect a thread that's sat 9 days because you have nothing else interesting to comment on... that's sad.....
I only came on here because of a friend, believe me otherwise I wouldn't bother myself with this negative,self-centered crap.You even turn on your own..... gotta love that pack mentality. Turn on the weakest amongst yourselves.
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#202188 - 12/14/06 08:12 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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You know, you people never cease to amaze me with your double standards.You EXPECT the female "talent",and I use that term loosely, to do anal, but the minute a male has a female touch that area..... OMG he's gay. You guys are pathetic, with nothing better to do than sit here and rag on people many of you have never met. If you think it makes you look BIG ..eehhh WRONG.... it makes you look small minded and bigoted.
Walrus, I hate to tell you but not all films are made just for men,women watch too and I'm watching for the men not the women. So I hate when they do reverse cowgirl and can't see the guy. But do I come here and complain?... No,because I have a life outside of this.
And Willie, you have to resurrect a thread that's sat 9 days because you have nothing else interesting to comment on... that's sad.....
I only came on here because of a friend, believe me otherwise I wouldn't bother myself with this negative,self-centered crap.You even turn on your own..... gotta love that pack mentality. Turn on the weakest amongst yourselves.
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#202189 - 12/14/06 10:11 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
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You know, you people never cease to amaze me with your double standards.You EXPECT the female "talent",and I use that term loosely, to do anal, but the minute a male has a female touch that area..... OMG he's gay. You guys are pathetic, with nothing better to do than sit here and rag on people many of you have never met. If you think it makes you look BIG ..eehhh WRONG.... it makes you look small minded and bigoted.
Walrus, I hate to tell you but not all films are made just for men,women watch too and I'm watching for the men not the women. So I hate when they do reverse cowgirl and can't see the guy. But do I come here and complain?... No,because I have a life outside of this.
And Willie, you have to resurrect a thread that's sat 9 days because you have nothing else interesting to comment on... that's sad.....
I only came on here because of a friend, believe me otherwise I wouldn't bother myself with this negative,self-centered crap.You even turn on your own..... gotta love that pack mentality. Turn on the weakest amongst yourselves.
Fat Girl. in regards to your "life" and my apparent lack of one. I think I will just let my two friends here try to get my point across.
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#202190 - 12/14/06 11:31 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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You know, you people never cease to amaze me with your double standards.You EXPECT the female "talent",and I use that term loosely, to do anal, but the minute a male has a female touch that area..... OMG he's gay. You guys are pathetic, with nothing better to do than sit here and rag on people many of you have never met. If you think it makes you look BIG ..eehhh WRONG.... it makes you look small minded and bigoted.
Walrus, I hate to tell you but not all films are made just for men,women watch too and I'm watching for the men not the women. So I hate when they do reverse cowgirl and can't see the guy. But do I come here and complain?... No,because I have a life outside of this.
And Willie, you have to resurrect a thread that's sat 9 days because you have nothing else interesting to comment on... that's sad.....
I only came on here because of a friend, believe me otherwise I wouldn't bother myself with this negative,self-centered crap.You even turn on your own..... gotta love that pack mentality. Turn on the weakest amongst yourselves.
Look here, extra low hanging labia aka kate, no one's really saying anything bad about Cunt taking a finger/fingers in his hole. It's the fact he likes to be pegged till the cows come home that make him a total fruit. He's in denial of course but he's still a fruit.
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#202191 - 12/15/06 03:21 AM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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You know, you people never cease to amaze me with your double standards.You EXPECT the female "talent",and I use that term loosely, to do anal, but the minute a male has a female touch that area..... OMG he's gay. You guys are pathetic, with nothing better to do than sit here and rag on people many of you have never met. If you think it makes you look BIG ..eehhh WRONG.... it makes you look small minded and bigoted.
Walrus, I hate to tell you but not all films are made just for men,women watch too and I'm watching for the men not the women. So I hate when they do reverse cowgirl and can't see the guy. But do I come here and complain?... No,because I have a life outside of this.
And Willie, you have to resurrect a thread that's sat 9 days because you have nothing else interesting to comment on... that's sad.....
I only came on here because of a friend, believe me otherwise I wouldn't bother myself with this negative,self-centered crap.You even turn on your own..... gotta love that pack mentality. Turn on the weakest amongst yourselves.
Whereas you, being better than everyone else here, prefer to instead take the high road and just sit here and rag on the apparently 'pathetic' people you've never met? 
Pot.Kettle.Black.Bitch.Please
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#202194 - 12/15/06 03:34 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 12/15/06
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OK BORNYO. DOES PAUL FISHBEIN KNOW THIS IS YOU YET, DON HOUSTON? DOES HE KNOW THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AN IMPARTIAL AVN WRITER YET YOU POST YOUR JEALOUS BITCH RANTS AS BORNYO?
No wonder AVN's losing influence.
XPT's regular crew of closeted, jealous bitches showing wood for guys who get laid can be see any day of the week, but what's particularly funny here is Ava's likening herself to a 'lady', in her first post. Ava was that a typo, or do you honestly consider your conduct ladylike by any stretch of the term?
While you're working on becoming the lady you aspire to be, it should come as no surprise that Lockwood and other directors pass you over in favor of other females who exhibit not only vaginas, but also some degree of grace and professionalism.
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#202195 - 12/15/06 03:54 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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#202196 - 12/15/06 03:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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OK BORNYO. DOES PAUL FISHBEIN KNOW THIS IS YOU YET, DON HOUSTON? DOES HE KNOW THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AN IMPARTIAL AVN WRITER YET YOU POST YOUR JEALOUS BITCH RANTS AS BORNYO?
No wonder AVN's losing influence.
XPT's regular crew of closeted, jealous bitches showing wood for guys who get laid can be see any day of the week, but what's particularly funny here is Ava's likening herself to a 'lady', in her first post. Ava was that a typo, or do you honestly consider your conduct ladylike by any stretch of the term?
While you're working on becoming the lady you aspire to be, it should come as no surprise that Lockwood and other directors pass you over in favor of other females who exhibit not only vaginas, but also some degree of grace and professionalism.
It's obvious Curt put you up to this, but it's also obvious he isn't paying you a nickel to shill for him, it's soo weak. Susan Magrino did a hell of a lot better job sticking up for Martha Stewart after she sold that IMCL. 
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#202197 - 12/15/06 04:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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OK BORNYO. DOES PAUL FISHBEIN KNOW THIS IS YOU YET, DON HOUSTON? DOES HE KNOW THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AN IMPARTIAL AVN WRITER YET YOU POST YOUR JEALOUS BITCH RANTS AS BORNYO?
No wonder AVN's losing influence...
Everyone needs an outlet.
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#202198 - 12/16/06 07:10 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 01/31/06
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You know, you people never cease to amaze me with your double standards.You EXPECT the female "talent",and I use that term loosely, to do anal, but the minute a male has a female touch that area..... OMG he's gay.
Um, women taking it in the ass doesn't make them gay. Fucking idiot.  
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#202199 - 12/16/06 10:09 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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#202200 - 12/17/06 01:42 AM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
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kurt i think it's time for a reply. hit me up.
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#202202 - 12/20/06 05:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Looks like Lockwood and his little piss fits are making history on the internet.
http://www.insideadultmagazine.com/
It's obvious whoever owns that site is a friend of the show. Long live "insideadultmagazine".
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#202203 - 12/20/06 09:17 AM
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Looks like Lockwood and his little piss fits are making history on the internet.
http://www.insideadultmagazine.com/
It's obvious whoever owns that site is a friend of the show. Long live "insideadultmagazine".
I hope he enjoys his site's traffic spike.
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#202206 - 12/21/06 11:50 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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I just can't wait to work with Kurt Lockwood. Any day now. I am getting a stiffie just thinking about it.
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#202207 - 01/15/07 02:35 PM
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Registered: 07/30/06
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Bump, for Kurt winning an AVN(oh boy, another thing he has to brag about) and since we haven't heard from him couple of weeks.  Does this even need a caption?
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#202208 - 01/15/07 03:59 PM
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Bump, for Kurt winning an AVN(oh boy, another thing he has to brag about) and since we haven't heard from him couple of weeks.
That's funny- he doesn't show any signs of disease.
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#202210 - 01/16/07 11:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Congrats to Kurt on his Best Supporting Actor award. Soon he'll be a star in his own right, I'm sure.
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#202212 - 02/12/07 03:08 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 12/15/06
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stones
Kurt earns a living and wins awards with his stones. Willie is a jealous, whiney bag of shit laughed at by every girl who's seen him.
willie quit jerking off over myspace comments, leave your computer for a change, get a life
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#202215 - 02/12/07 03:19 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
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I think Willie will be so stung by this comment, he's likely to just up and quit the board. I say don't go, Willie! Don't let this cruel mockery and savage satire destroy you!
lol you act like willie's staying would be any victory for anyone. the guy's getting up in years, why do you want him spending is twighlight years babbling here?
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#202218 - 02/12/07 10:19 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
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I'm not Kurt Lockwood.. you feeble lummox. I'm just a person seeing that your idea of "stones" is your internet-crying day in and out about guys who live the experiences you only dream about.
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#202219 - 02/12/07 10:32 PM
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Kurt, how could you stoop so low? Call someone a loser, talk about their mama, impugn their choice of internet entertainment as you will, but to call someone a " feeble lummox" is one of the most inadvertently hilarious things I've ever read. You should stick around, Kurt, this board is in need of such a bright and shining star as yourself.
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#202220 - 02/13/07 08:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
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guys who live the experiences you only dream about.
Steven, those are called nightmares. I'd love to be a preening ex-rocker whose last legitimate non-porn job entailed takling a can of Pledge and a dust rag around Dee Dee's tour bus. Add in the gay makeup, the dildos in your ass, eating your own jizz, the roids, the STD's, the skanky whores who you still have to fuck even though you can smell their cooze from two blocks away...some dream, Steven.
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#202221 - 02/13/07 10:26 AM
The Trannies Luuuuv Skirt Lockwood
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Porn Jesus
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Shemale Vicky is throwin' down hella-luv for porn's most deluded dildo target.  generosslinkforthefullstory Quote:
I believe he [Tom Byron] was the ICON of the first to love, suck and fuck SheMales! The proof is in the pudding! However, whos penis is bigger? My penis, Tom Byron, Tim Connelly or Kevin Ducati? All have had a penchant for us shemales! The question is, who has the biggest cock? Will Kurt Lockwood take a bigger dick, toy, or finger in his ass then me, will it be Tim Connelly, or will Kevin Ducati Win?
I personally believe I have the biggest cock of all and I am calling all of these lovely boys out! I might not be able to take as much in the ass as these lovely young lads, but I believe, I have the biggest cock. So, you be the judge, check out http://www.vickirichter.com or check out Up Close and Virtual with Vicki Richter (available thru Devils Films) to make your choice. Let the votes begin! One way or the other, the winner will take it hard and deep!
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#202222 - 02/15/07 05:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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How the fuck did I get dragged into this?
A message from Myspace
Subject: yo
Body: Thanks for the support on xpt
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#202224 - 02/16/07 02:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Hey H2C, where you bin?
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#202225 - 02/16/07 05:02 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Nice to see Gram Poonanie spoofing up the Kurtster over here.
Gram, you wag.
Kurt's marketing style is intriguing, inasmuch as he views himself as the star of the show, and not the girls.
Even Brandon has the sense to keep his ugly mug off the sleeves, but I suppose having a semi-clad Kurt on the cover parallels the way Nature gives us warnings:
Black and yellow stripes: keep away, hornet or wasp.
Mouthful of sharp, pointy teeth: keep away, shark, lion etc.
Semi-clad Kurt: keep away, Lockwood at large.
I worry about Kurt's health. All that prancing around shirtless. I expect he suffers an inordinate number of chest colds. Mrs Conky will be happy to knit him a scarf, if need be.
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#202226 - 02/16/07 05:58 AM
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Hey H2C, where you bin?
I am not quite sure how to answer that question, except to say definitely not in a trash can.
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#202227 - 02/16/07 08:03 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Even Brandon has the sense to keep his ugly mug off the sleeves, but I suppose having a semi-clad Kurt on the cover parallels the way Nature gives us warnings:
If I stop watching certain porn scenes because of the physical presence of Lockjaw and his ass-plundered-ness, is he guilty of cock-blocking?
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#202234 - 03/01/07 09:00 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Registered: 02/20/06
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FUCK YES! W000000tttt!! Now I have 2 sigs.... Gia Jordan and Random, thank you. :: tears ::
Also... yes, that was it.... that fuckin fairy. Pinker smell
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#202235 - 03/01/07 09:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
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FUCK YES! W000000tttt!! Now I have 2 sigs.... Gia Jordan and Random, thank you. :: tears ::
Also... yes, that was it.... that fuckin fairy. Pinker smell
Don't get too close or he'll mow you down with his choo-choo tattoo...wooo! wooo!
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#202236 - 03/01/07 09:05 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
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Ahhh... Willie, I Can see it now...
:: flap flap :: TO MIA! MY BIGGEST FUCKING FAN :: fairy dust sprinkle sprinkle :: ext ext.....
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#202237 - 03/01/07 09:36 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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#202238 - 03/02/07 04:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Holy wow... Kurt, you are a pussy cunt fairy... Every time you pushed him, I had this amazing vision of your fairy wings flappin on that tight little twink body of urs. Mmmmm.....
You mean like this?
he look more like this 
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#202240 - 08/14/07 01:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Bump. History lesson for new members.
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#202241 - 08/14/07 03:05 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
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Bump. History lesson for new members.
Aaarrrgh... we must read all this? 
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#202242 - 08/14/07 04:59 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/11/07
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Bump. History lesson for new members.
Aaarrrgh... we must read all this?
Lesson for members old and new: Condy's an obsessed little bitchfanboy. 
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#202243 - 08/14/07 05:51 PM
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well i will read this to have objection. anyways that picture scared me because what if kurt shot a load in that kids eye.
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#202244 - 08/15/07 11:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Bump. History lesson for new members.
Aaarrrgh... we must read all this?
Lesson for members old and new: Condy's an obsessed little bitchfanboy.
You mean you had to read a thread about your old stpuid stunts? Why should anyone be denied all of your past stupidity, especially as a way to explain your current meltdown on this MB.
Are you losing your memory from drug use, or do you have Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease? Just askin'
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#202245 - 08/16/07 11:14 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Bump. History lesson for new members.
Aaarrrgh... we must read all this?
Lesson for members old and new: Condy's an obsessed little bitchfanboy.
You mean you had to read a thread about your old stpuid stunts? Why should anyone be denied all of your past stupidity, especially as a way to explain your current meltdown on this MB.
Are you losing your memory from drug use, or do you have Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease? Just askin'
Oh, Willie, sweetie. Do you want to explain to everybody why you changed your avatar to Alex AFTER I announced I was gonna direct a porn version AND went as Alex for Halloween. YOUR creepy homo obsession with me is right down there around my balls with Don/Bornyo and Condy. How many loads have you blown fantasizing about my cok down your fat, white-trash neck, Willie?
Open wide, bitch! Willie
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#202246 - 08/16/07 12:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Oh, Willie, sweetie. Do you want to explain to everybody why you changed your avatar to Alex AFTER I announced I was gonna direct a porn version AND went as Alex for Halloween. YOUR creepy homo obsession with me is right down there around my balls with Don/Bornyo and Condy. How many loads have you blown fantasizing about my cok down your fat, white-trash neck, Willie?
Open wide, bitch! Willie
You seem to have an intricate knowledge of some parts of XPT, and a towering incompetence on others. Anyone one here for any length of time knows my profile pic has been Alex/Malcolm McDowell for about a year and a half, excepting a few days here and there. Feel free to ask anyone.
Maybe you could upload one of yourself. I'd like to see the one about a day after you tried to assault Ponante, and your bosses at SexZ had to call you into the office and threaten to terminate you if you didn't tone down your false roid-raging bravado.
As for these scenarios where you think I jack off thinking about you? Where are you dreaming that stuff up? Freudian slip if I ever heard one. Do you dream up these ideas becasue of drug abuse or because you are latently homosexual?
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#202247 - 08/16/07 05:40 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Oh, Willie, sweetie. Do you want to explain to everybody why you changed your avatar to Alex AFTER I announced I was gonna direct a porn version AND went as Alex for Halloween. YOUR creepy homo obsession with me is right down there around my balls with Don/Bornyo and Condy. How many loads have you blown fantasizing about my cok down your fat, white-trash neck, Willie?
Open wide, bitch! Willie
You seem to have an intricate knowledge of some parts of XPT, and a towering incompetence on others. Anyone one here for any length of time knows my profile pic has been Alex/Malcolm McDowell for about a year and a half, excepting a few days here and there. Feel free to ask anyone.
Maybe you could upload one of yourself. I'd like to see the one about a day after you tried to assault Ponante, and your bosses at SexZ had to call you into the office and threaten to terminate you if you didn't tone down your false roid-raging bravado.
As for these scenarios where you think I jack off thinking about you? Where are you dreaming that stuff up? Freudian slip if I ever heard one. Do you dream up these ideas becasue of drug abuse or because you are latently homosexual?
LOL. Yeah, right. Willie YOU COPIED ME, admit it! I'm the thumb you stick up your ass when you masturbate and yell, "Fuck yeah, Kurt" when you release that pinprick, right, fatboy? You morbidly obese fuck. Aren't you due for a coronary? Btw, that supposed "woodshedding" call from SEX Z? Never happened. Somebody bullshitted you bigtime. And you think you're SUCH an industry insider. You fucking wannabe clown. You aren't fit to carry my lube, you're so low on the porn ladder. You're wayyy delusional, fatboy. 
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#202248 - 09/03/07 06:45 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 103
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Congrads on your upper hand on your struggle with numerous Cailfornia colds over the past months, perhaps the climate in Spain will better suit you and you will recover.  Don't worry, I always took the time to turn the camera off when shooting BTS. Hopefully you will lose the attitude and learn some manners in Europe. Bon Voyage.
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#202249 - 06/04/08 02:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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The multi-faceted entity called Kurt Lockwood. Tranny lover. Coffee thrower. Pole smoker. Anal performer. Cum drinker. Absentee daddy. Homosexual in denial. Delusional mental case. Brazilian enthusiast. Narcissist extraordinaire. He turns 38 today. I bet he celebrates with a tranny gangbang and gokkun. I chose this thread because the author is adorable ... and her sister is too sexy for words.
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#202250 - 06/28/08 08:55 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/10/08
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The kind of life where nary a moment has been squandered.
God Speed, Kurt.
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#202251 - 06/28/08 09:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
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XPT. Kurt Lockwood-free since 8/21/07. http://tinyurl.com/6hxtfp
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Cause last I checked... Clean was the new thing.... But when you search for only your own name, bits a pieces are left out. I forgive you, now lets hope Ava does.... :: pout :: 
retard. 
Kurt's cap-locked rambling hurts my fucking eyes. I couldn't even read that whole post because everything just runs together. Although I did get the jist of it. My response to Kurt: Get over yourself 
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