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#202158 - 12/02/06 10:30 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood looking for new Dom
MiaRoseXXX Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
Well I should be safe from weeping then.
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#202159 - 12/03/06 12:03 AM Re: Kurt Lockwood looking for new Dom
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
I caught the band on a tape tonight... It's a different sound, but it grows on you.

The encore.

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#202160 - 12/03/06 06:36 AM Re: Kurt Lockwood looking for new Dom
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
i have no probelm wiht kurt, it takes a whole lot of people to make the world go round, him fucking hookers for minimal $$$ doesn't impact my life one bit. however he is being mercilessly attacked on a thread started by a girl who never posts here, and that is what xpt is all about- irreverence and bitterness.

dark side of the moon was pretentious but brilliant.

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#202161 - 12/03/06 11:39 AM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
Dane Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
let the man speak!


DEAR XPT ONLINE SUPPORT GROUP FOR JEALOUS HATERS LOSERS WITH NO LIVES

OKAY LET'GO ONE BY ONE. GOT THE ALL CAPS ON LOCK JUST TO PISS Y'ALL OFF.... AND I AM READY TO BITCH SLAP YE LITTLE WHINY LOSERS OF XPT....AGAIN! HAHA.

OK BORNYO. DOES PAUL FISHBEIN KNOW THIS IS YOU YET, DON HOUSTON? DOES HE KNOW THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AN IMPARTIAL AVN WRITER YET YOU POST YOUR JEALOUS BITCH RANTS AS BORNYO? TRUTH IS THAT YOU ARE SO UN-IMPORTANT THAT NO ONE CARES THAT IT IS YOU, DON. YOU REALLY NEED TO GET YOUR OBSESSION WITH ME UNDER CONTROL. (I MEAN YOU AND THE OTHER HATERS THINK ABOUT AND POST ABOUT ME EVERY SINGLE DAY. HOW DO YOU RECONCILE YOUR OBSESSIVE POSTINGS WITH YOUR SUPPOSED DISGUST? IT'S ALL LOVE, BABY. ADMIT IT. YOU ARE MY TRUE FANS AND I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR IT. MORE THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW. THANK YOU.) ANYWAY, I SENT OUT MY PRESS RELEASE KNOWING THAT IT WOULD BE YOU WHO WOULD TAKE THE BAIT AND POST IT ON XPT. IT IS YOU WHO IS MY LITTLE PUPPET, STUPID, YOU WHO JERKS ON THE STRING FOR ME, MY LITTLE BITCH! AND WHAT A GOOD LITTLE BRAINLESS MARIONETTE YOU WERE! EVER SINCE YOU REQUESTED MY FRIENDSHIP ON MYSPACE...HYPOCRITE. (YOU WISH YOU WERE ME SOOOO FUCKING BAD, DON'T YA, BITCH?) ANYWAY, I'M WAVING MY MULIT-AVN AWARD WINNING DICK IN YOUR FACE AGAIN AND WATCHING YOUR MOUTH WATER, FAG! (YOU DISHONOR JOHNNY CASH BY USING HIM AS YOUR AVATAR, HE NEVER HAD A PROBLEM OWNING HIS OPINION UNLIKE YOU AND YOUR ANONYMOUS HATE. THINK ABOUT THAT ONE, LOSER.)
CONKY. YOUR OBSESSION WITH ME FESTERS WITHIN YOU LIKE A GROWING CANCER AND I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH IT CONSUME YOU IN A SLOW, HORRIBLE, PAINFUL HATER DEATH. ALL I REALLY HAVE TO DO IS TAKE YOUR POST TO MORONBOY , WHO HAS THE MOST WELL CHOSEN SCREEN NAME OF ALL OF YOU, "I rated you three stars for the inclusion of a major reality check in a Lockwood thread. " ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I AM FUCKING TALKING ABOUT! GEE, "I GAVE YOU THREE STARS ," YOU LOSERS ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING FAGS IN THE WORLD! YOU FUCKIN NERDS!! I'M SPENDING MY DAYS AND NIGHTS FUCKING THE HOTTEST GIRLS IN THE WORLD AND MAKING TONS OF DOUGH AND YOU FUCKIN LOSER NERDS ARE GIVING EACH OTHER "THREE FAG STARS" ON HATER GOSSIP BOARDS, HAHA!! YOU LOSERS ARE SO FUCKIN STUPID AND RETARDED YOU DON'T EVEN REALIZE HOW STUPID AND RETARDED YOU ARE ANYMORE. FUCKING VIRGINS! WHY AM I EVEN FUCKING TALKING TO YOU, BROKE-ASS LOSERS?
SPEAKING OF, HELLO MORONBOY. JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST THIS JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER. YOU WORK IN A FUCKING FACTORY MAKING NO FUCKING MONEY PUTTING RUBBER ON TIRES AND THAT'S YOUR LIFE? FIRST OF ALL, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT I EVEN GIVE A FUCK ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT WHO YOU ARE, YOU NO-LIFE FUCK? OR EVEN LESS, WHAT YOU DO FOR A PISS POOR LIVING, YOU LOSER? YOU ARE POSTING ABOUT ME, ASSHOLE, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. A FUCKING RUBBER FACTORY WORKER? THAT'S YOUR LIFE?!!! OH THIS IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. TALK ABOUT LOBBING ME A FUCKING SOFTBALL HERE TO SMACK OUTTA THE PARK! DUDE, SERIOUSLY? I WOULD KILL MYSELF IF I DID YOUR JOB, HAHA! TALK ABOUT A SMALL LIFE! GEE, YOU REALLY BECAME A MOVER AND A SHAKER IN THIS WORLD, HUH?! HAHA, YOU REALLY SET YOUR GOALS HIGH THERE, HUH, RUBBER-FACTORY DUDE? HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO IT EVERYDAY, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS?? YOU DO THAT TERRIBLE JOB FOR A LIVING AND I AM SUPPOSED TO CARE WHAT YOU THINK? I TELL YOU WHAT... THE NEXT TIME IT IS THAT YOU ARE PUTTING FUCKING RUBBER ON A TIRE FOR THE ELEVEN MILLIONTH TIME OR WHATEVER, I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT ME IN SUNNY SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA FUCKING THE HOTTEST CHICKS YOU EVER JACKED OFF TO BY A BEAUTIFUL POOL OUT IN THE GORGEOUS CALIFORNIA SUNSHINE MAKING MORE MONEY IN ONE DAY THAN YOU DO ALL FUCKING WEEK AT YOUR SHITJOB, YOU FUCKING BOTTOM-FEEDER LOSER. 'CAUSE GUESS WHAT? THAT'S MY LIFE COMPARED TO YOURS. AND I WOULDN'T TRADE MY LIFE FOR YOURS FOR ANYTHING IN THE WORLD AND I WOULD KILL MYSELF IF I HAD YOURS. AND THAT'S THE TRUTH. WHAT AM I EVEN FUCKING DOING TALKING TO YOU, LOSERS?
SPEAKING OF AGAIN, HEY TOOTIE. TRYING TO UNDERSTATE WHO I AM ONLY MAKES YOU LOOK FOOLISH. FOR YOU CANNOT DENY THAT I AM INDEED A LITTLE MORE THAN "HIRED TALENT." I AM INDEED, UNDENIABLY, (AFTER FOUR STRAIGHT YEARS IN A ROW BEING NOMINATED BY AVN FOR MALE PERFORMER OF THE YEAR) I AM ONE OF THE BIGGEST HIRED MALE TALENTS IN THE ENTIRE BUSINESS. THERE ARE ONLY ABOUT TWENTY OTHER GUYS IN MY PROFESSION IN THE ENTIRE WORLD WHO ARE THE LEVEL THAT I AM AND EARN THE AMOUNT OF MONEY THAT I DO AND SHOOT THEIR OWN MOVIES AND WHO ARE PAID TO TRAVEL THE WORLD. ONE OF TWENTY? THAT IS MORE SPECIALIZED THAN BRAIN SURGERY. I AM REWARDED FOR BEING AT SUCH A HIGH LEVEL OF MY PROFESSION WITH WEALTH AND A LIFESTYLE THAT HATER LOSERS LIKE YOU ONLY DREAM OF AND WILL NEVER ENJOY IN YOUR LIFETIME. EVER. SO YOU CAN TRY TO DOWNPLAY MY ACHIEVEMENTS ALL YOU LIKE BUT IT DOESN'T WORK. I EARNED MY FANS, MY AWARDS, MY MOVIE BUDGETS, MY BOOKINGS, MY INCOME. NONE OF YOU HATERS CAN EVER TAKE THESE THINGS AWAY FROM ME. AND GETTING TO THE TOP OF YOUR PROFESSION IS SOMETHING I AM SURE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. AND AS FAR AS MY RELEASE GOES, THE POWER IN POWER-COUPLE COMES FROM BEING ABLE TO HIRE PEOPLE AND PUT REALLY GOOD MONEY IN THEIR POCKETS FROM DIRECTING THEM OVER SEVEN FEATURE ADULT MOVIES, SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO OFFER ANYONE IN YOUR MISERABLE LITTLE LIFETIME. AS FAR AS ME BEING 'THAT GUY AT THE PARTY,' MOTHERFUCKER, YOUR OUTSIDER-ASS AINT EVEN AT THE FUCKIN PARTY. AND YOU NEVER WILL BE. SO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT? NOT ONLY AM I AT THE PARTY, I GO HOME WITH THE HOTTEST CHICK THERE, BITCH! WHY AM I FUCKING EVEN TALKING TO YOU, LOSERS?
SPEAKING OF TERTIARY, WILLIE D. WASSUP YOU FAT, UGLY FAG. I SEE YOU TOOK DOWN YOUR AVATAR PIC OF YOUR UGLY PIG ASS SINCE I POINTED OUT WHAT A FUCKIN VISUAL EYE-SORE YOU WERE, YOU MORBIDLY OBESE DOUCHEBAG. WHAT'S THE MATTER? TRUTH HURT, TWINKY-BOY? YOUR ANALOGY OF ME TO A JUNIOR BANKER IN L.A. MADE ME LAUGH. THANKS. FIRST OF ALL, IDIOT, I KNOW YOU ALREADY READ WHERE I EXPLAINED THAT WITH THE ADDITION OF MY UPCOMING DIRECTORIAL CONTRACT I WILL BE MAKING JUST UNDER $250,000 A YEAR WHICH FAR SUPERCEDES ANY FUCKING JUNIOR COMMERCIAL BANKER. SO LET'S BE REAL HERE. LET'S GO WITH BANK PRESIDENT, SOMETHING MORE COMMENSURATE. AND I WOULD SO LOVE TO WALK IN ANY BANK WITH THE SMALL ARMY OF HOT CHICKS I'VE HAD SEX WITH BECAUSE OF ME CAREER IN ADULT (CLOSE TO 1100 NOW INCLUDING HOT CONTRACT GIRLS LIKE SAVANNAH SAMSON, MERCEDES, DEVON, STEFANI MORGAN, SHOULD I GO ON?) I WANT TO SEE "BANKERBOY' BE OFFERED MY SALARY AND ALL THE HOT CHICKS I HAVE FUCKED AND OFFER HIM TO SWITCH LIVES? WHICH DO YOU THINK HE'S GONNA PICK? (HEY, LIKE STUDS TERKEL I HAVE A RESPECT FOR THE NON-HATER WORKING MAN, I WAS ONE MYSELF, AFTER ALL, A LONG TIME AGO.) SO MAYBE NOT ALL OF THEM, BUT I WOULD WAGER THAT NINETY-FIVE PERCENT WOULD TAKE MY LIFE OVER THERE'S IN A FUCKING HARD-ON HEARTBEAT. BUT THE POINT ISN'T ME VS. BANKERBOY. BANKERBOY HAS A LIFE SO HE DOESN'T POST ON XPT. IT'S ME VS. YOU HATER LOSERS. AND I MAKE MORE THAN ALL OF YOU HATERS COMBINED SO HATE ON THAT YOU FUCKING LEMMINGS. GO WORK YOUR SHIT JOBS FOR SHIT PAY IN YOUR SHIT LIVES. WHY AM I EVEN FUCKING TALKING TO YOU LOSERS?
AND NOW FOR SOME GENERAL RESPONSES. GOD, YOU LOSERS ARE SO FUCKING DUMB. OK. I AM GONNA EXPLAIN THIS ONE TIME IN SIMPLE MATH FOR YOU IDIOTS. GAY PORN STARS MAKE MORE MONEY THAN STRAIGHT PORN STARS. YOU ALL KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE MONEY. IF I WERE GAY, I WOULD DO GAY PORN AND MAKE MORE OF IT. BUT I AM NOT SO I CANNOT. PLUS, AFTER I HAVE FUCKED OVER 1200 WOMEN (PERSONAL AND PRO) THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL YOU CAN CALL ME GAY. IF YOU WANNA HURL HATE SPEECH AT ME YOU FUCKING NAZIS, THEN AT LEAST USE THE RIGHT TERMS. I THINK "BI" IS WHAT YOU SHOULD BE ACCUSING ME OF, NOT GAY. BUT THAT'S HOW FULL OF HATE YOU ALL ARE, YOU CAN'T EVEN GET THE HATE TERMS RIGHT.
NEXT TO LASTLY, I LOVE HOW YOU SUCK EACH OTHER'S DICK AND SAY WHAT A SUPPOSED BEATING I AM MERCILESSLY BEING GIVEN. THAT'S WHAT THIS IS? THIS IS YOUR WORST? HAHAHAHAHAHA. YOU FUCKING HATER RETARDS HAVEN'T LAID A GLOVE ON ME! THAT'S THE TRUTH. I'M TAKING YOUR WORST AND I'M STILL HERE UN-PHASED LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT ALL OF YOU. YOU ARE POWERLESS NOBODIES.
YOU ALL KEEP BEGGING ME TO REGISTER. WHY? THE SAME SHIT IS BEING POSTED WHETHER I REGISTER OR NOT. HONETLY, SO WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? I PREFER TO KICK THE SNAKE BASKET NOT CLIMB IN. NEITZCHE SAID, "BATTLE NOT YE WITH MONSTERS, LEST YE BECOME A MONSTER." BESIDES I'VE ALREADY SENT IN MY VIRII, CHUBBY CHICK AND BOTTLE BLONDE TO ANNOY THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HATER PROGRAMMING. PLUS, XPT IS D.O.A. YOU HATERS LAMENT IT'S WORSENING SHITTINESS EVERYDAY YOURSELVES. YOU JUST WANT ME TO SAVE IT. I WON'T. I'M JUST GONNA KICK YOU WHILE YOU ARE DOWN, LIKE YOU HATERS TRY TO DO TO EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ADULT BUSINESS. AND I HOPE WHEN XPT DOES DIE, YOU ALL REALIZE JUST HOW WORTHLESS IT ALL WAS AND HOW MUCH PRECIOUS TIME ON EARTH YOU WASTED HATING ON OTHERS.
BOTTOMLINE. UNLIKE YOU HATER LOSERS. I LIVE IN THE REAL REAL WORLD. IN THE REAL WORLD I AM STILL HERE MAKING MORE MONEY THAN YOU EVER WILL AND FUCKING MORE CHICKS THAN YOU EVER WILL. JUST SINCE THIS TREAD STARTED, I HAVE FUCKED TWENTY OR SO WOMEN AND MADE THOUSAND OF DOLLARS. HOW ABOUT YOU LOSER HATERS? WHAT'S THE SCORE? BTW, YOU CAN SAY THAT THEY ARE PAID TO FUCK ME BUT WHO CARES? I STILL GET THE HOTTEST SEX EVER AND GUESS WHAT? I AM PAID TO FUCK THESE CHICKS AS WELL, ASSHOLES. A LOT. A KING'S RANSOM. MORE IN ONE MONTH THAN MOST OF YOU MAKE ALL YEAR. AND NOW THAT I AM SINGLE, I AM FUCKING THESE HOT GIRLS OFF CAMERA AS WELL, AND NONE OF US ARE BEING PAID. WE FUCK BECAUSE WE WANT TO.
I TRAVEL THE WORLD. I DO WHAT I LOVE MAKING MOVIES I CREATE FROM SCRATCH MYSELF. NONE OF THAT HAS CHANGED SINCE THIS HATER THREAD BEGAN. SO THIS IS YOUR WORST? IT MEANS NOTHING AND I AM LAUGHING AT YOU. DESPITE YOUR LIES THAT I FUCKED A TRANNY ON SET (THAT WAS FUNNY SO I LET IT SLIDE. I MEAN, IT SAID I CAME THREE TIMES AND THEN DID A SCENE? HAHA, I MUST BE A FUCKING MACHINE! THAT'S SO RIDICULOUS.)
AND AS FAR AS YOU HATERS THINKING I AM EGOTISTICAL. I AM A FUCKING PORN STAR YOU IDIOTS! PLUS, WHO WANTS A MODEST, NICE-GUY PORN STAR IN THE FUCKING TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY LOS ANGELES? HOW FUCKING BORING IS THAT? IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT, GO HIT UP TOMMY GUNN. HE'S SO NICE HE SHOULD RUN FOR POLITICS. SERIOUSLY. PLUS, YOU HATERS WOULD MISS ME IF I WAS GONE. YOU KNOW IT. NOT TOO MENTION, HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF THE SAYING, "IT AIN'T BRAGGIN' IF YOU CAN DO IT?" WELL, BROTHER, I DO IT EVERY DAY! IN SPADES!
AND FINALLY, I WANT YOU ALL TO CHECK HOW MANY VIEWS THIS THREAD HAS GOTTEN. DO YOU SEE IT CLIMBING INTO THE THOUSANDS? I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL. THIS MUCH CONSISTENT, DAILY PRESS WOULD'VE COST ME A LOT OF MONEY. BUT THANKS TO YOU, MY HATER PRESS CORPS., I NEVER HAVE TO WORRY THAT I AM NOT ON EVERYONE'S MINDS AT ALL TIMES. JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT. IN THE END, YOU LOSER HATERS TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF ME? LIKE TURDS TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF THE SUN. I'M PUNK ROCK, MOTHERFUCKERS. YOU ALL REP THE SOCIETAL NORM AND I AM HERE TO KEEP STICKING A RED HOT POKER RIGHT ABOUT YOUR STUFFY, COLLECTIVE, CONFORMIST, HATER ASSES. LIKE NAS SAID, "YOU CAN HATE ME NOW, BUT I WON'T STOP NOW..."
XOXOX
BEST,
KURT FUCKIN' LOCKWOOD

P.S. HEY, MICHELLE, I DIDN'T FORGET YOUR UGLY MUG. I'M GONNA TALK TO ROSE ON MONDAY (I HAVE A BIG CHECK FOR HER AND HER OTHER ATTRACTIVE GIRLS I HIRED LAST MONTH. UNLIKE YOU, YOU FUCKIN' HAG.) WILL MONEY TALK AND BULLSHIT HATERS LIKE YOU WALK? WE'LL SEE....
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#202162 - 12/03/06 01:49 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

NEITZCHE SAID, "BATTLE NOT YE WITH MONSTERS, LEST YE BECOME A MONSTER."



psst... kurt: it's nietzsche, not neitzche. retard.
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#202163 - 12/03/06 02:04 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Now he's taking shots at Tommy Gunn? The little turd is in his own little world. OK shorty, admit it you like the cock then. I noticed you didn't deny that fact. Admit it, you've kissed a few pickles, haven't you Kurtie baby?

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#202164 - 12/03/06 02:10 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
Unpleasant, even dangerous, qualities can be found in every nation and every individual: it is cruel to demand that the Jew be an exception. In him, these qualities may even be dangerous and revolting to an unusual degree; and perhaps the young stock-exchange Jew is altogether the most disgusting invention of mankind.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#202165 - 12/03/06 02:28 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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CONKY. YOUR OBSESSION WITH ME FESTERS WITHIN YOU LIKE A GROWING CANCER AND I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH IT CONSUME YOU IN A SLOW, HORRIBLE, PAINFUL HATER DEATH. ALL I REALLY HAVE TO DO IS TAKE YOUR POST TO MORONBOY , WHO HAS THE MOST WELL CHOSEN SCREEN NAME OF ALL OF YOU, "I rated you three stars for the inclusion of a major reality check in a Lockwood thread. "





Kurt, you missed my point entirely. Probably because you seem quite angry. Dude, you need to calm down a little. Seriously.

The point I was making to Moronboy was that yes, there's a real world out there. You don't seem to be part of it, but then that's your call. I genuinely don't hate you Kurt, and all that I know about you is what I read online. Perhaps I should take more of an interest in your life. It might help me understand what drives you.

Bottom line, there is more to life than cash and pussy. One day you'll get that. I hope that you find happiness, and that one day your job will have a greater meaning than being someone men see on their screen while they masturbate and cum.

I think that you're letting all this XPT stuff get to you too much, and that threatening Michelle with the agent thing was below you. It's not the Kurt Lockwood we've all come to love and admire.
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#202166 - 12/03/06 02:46 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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THERE ARE ONLY ABOUT TWENTY OTHER GUYS IN MY PROFESSION IN THE ENTIRE WORLD WHO ARE THE LEVEL THAT I AM AND EARN THE AMOUNT OF MONEY THAT I DO AND SHOOT THEIR OWN MOVIES AND WHO ARE PAID TO TRAVEL THE WORLD. ONE OF TWENTY? THAT IS MORE SPECIALIZED THAN BRAIN SURGERY.




That's an absolute classic.
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#202167 - 12/03/06 02:58 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Twitch, twirl and jerk, puppet!

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#202168 - 12/03/06 04:23 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Someone with a modicum of knowledge (inside and out) ballpark it for me.....just what exactly does Kurt make typically per annum? Use the last three years, his supposed "Best" to answer....this is all much ado about nothing in my opinion...I'm sick of hearing about all this "dough" he makes. Yes, it's true he inserts his soon-to-be-unrecognizable (even for Holly) Penis in several different snatches a week,. but seriously, what is he paid?



Then we can actually have a debate about whether that's a "lot of money" and Kurt's a wealthy dude, or is simply a well off Vagina plumber.
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#202169 - 12/03/06 07:06 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
Walrus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
Quote:

THAT IS MORE SPECIALIZED THAN BRAIN SURGERY.




Bisexual (thanks for clearing that up) stunt cock being compared to a brain surgeon. If I ever have the need for a brain surgeon I'm going to always get a second opinion from someone in the porn industry.

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#202170 - 12/03/06 08:21 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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AND I WOULDN'T TRADE MY LIFE FOR YOURS FOR ANYTHING IN THE WORLD AND I WOULD KILL MYSELF IF I HAD YOURS. AND THAT'S THE TRUTH.




This statement just speaks volumes about this man. So, if the adult industry collectively turned there backs on him and Kurt was forced to get a real job, he'd off himself instead? I'd be happy to sell him the rope.
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#202171 - 12/04/06 05:25 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
SassySorrelFilly Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 01/31/06
Posts: 44
Kurt's cap-locked rambling hurts my fucking eyes. I couldn't even read that whole post because everything just runs together. Although I did get the jist of it. My response to Kurt: Get over yourself

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#202172 - 12/04/06 05:42 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
I was thinking the same thing. I honestly tried to read the post about 3 times but the caps are very annoying.
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#202173 - 12/04/06 05:48 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
I can quickly sum it up for you. He types a message to everyone who said something about him since his last message was posted on here, completely misses the point of the post they directed at him, and proceeds to tell us all he's Kurt Lockwood and we're not and habor hate and jealousy towards him for that fact.
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#202174 - 12/04/06 05:52 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
Michelle Aston Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/05/06
Posts: 65
Loc: Skid Row, CA, USA
I must be oh-so-threatening-to your Viagra enhanced dick that you have to lash out at a 35 y.o. (cough, sorry I will be 36 soon) newbie gothMILF that actually is very skilled at that strap-on prostate massaging that you so profess to love. Wow, you have lost your marbles, and Monday has come and gone and my listing is still on my agent's site. Redd Rose Aw, poor baby. Book our scene before the chemistry fades, I will even negotiate my rate since I know money is such an issue for you.

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#202175 - 12/04/06 06:27 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Dane, could you please forward this to Skurt for me:

Quote:

I SEE YOU TOOK DOWN YOUR AVATAR PIC OF YOUR UGLY PIG ASS SINCE I POINTED OUT WHAT A FUCKIN VISUAL EYE-SORE YOU WERE, YOU MORBIDLY OBESE DOUCHEBAG.



Yeah...ummm....that was a picture of Ansel Adams. He was a photographer, maybe your alleged kommewnitee kowledidge education exposed you to him? Maybe not. It's funny to hear you talk about how porn is the be-all and end-all of your life. Just wait for the day when even six "little blue home run heaters" won't get you hard enough to do a scene, and you instantly lose your cred as the self-proclaimed savior of porn. Like most self-absorbed douchebags, you refuse to admit that porn even existed before you, and you probably think it will die when you retire. It's OK...you're Caligula...he had delusions of grandeur, too.

At the end of the day, folks, Kurt is nothing but an act. Granted, an assiduously-rehearsed one. But there are just too many holes in the story to make it believable. Why does he walk around proclaiming he is God's gift to L.A. "culture" when he lives behind an assumed identity? Example: have you seen his thrombosis when his "real" name comes out? It's like he's being dragged back into his own prior life, the 33 years of pre-porn that must harbor some ghostly secrets. Maybe it's the failed musical career, maybe it's something darker, like one too many nights out on Sunset Blvd.

So Curt, in parting, don't forget that I contacted you to see what made you tick. I didn't flame you, and even when you dropped your first self-immolation, I gave you free pitches to swing at. Unfortunately for you, you're only smart enough to hang yourself, not anyone else.

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#202176 - 12/04/06 06:43 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
big moose Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 635
Quote:

DEAR XPT ONLINE SUPPORT GROUP FOR JEALOUS HATERS LOSERS WITH NO LIVES

OKAY LET'GO ONE BY ONE. GOT THE ALL CAPS ON LOCK JUST TO PISS Y'ALL OFF.... AND I AM READY TO BITCH SLAP YE LITTLE WHINY LOSERS OF XPT....AGAIN! HAHA.

OK BORNYO. DOES PAUL FISHBEIN KNOW THIS IS YOU YET, DON HOUSTON? DOES HE KNOW THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AN IMPARTIAL AVN WRITER YET YOU POST YOUR JEALOUS BITCH RANTS AS BORNYO? TRUTH IS THAT YOU ARE SO UN-IMPORTANT THAT NO ONE CARES THAT IT IS YOU, DON. YOU REALLY NEED TO GET YOUR OBSESSION WITH ME UNDER CONTROL. (I MEAN YOU AND THE OTHER HATERS THINK ABOUT AND POST ABOUT ME EVERY SINGLE DAY. HOW DO YOU RECONCILE YOUR OBSESSIVE POSTINGS WITH YOUR SUPPOSED DISGUST? IT'S ALL LOVE, BABY. ADMIT IT. YOU ARE MY TRUE FANS AND I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR IT. MORE THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW. THANK YOU.) ANYWAY, I SENT OUT MY PRESS RELEASE KNOWING THAT IT WOULD BE YOU WHO WOULD TAKE THE BAIT AND POST IT ON XPT. IT IS YOU WHO IS MY LITTLE PUPPET, STUPID, YOU WHO JERKS ON THE STRING FOR ME, MY LITTLE BITCH! AND WHAT A GOOD LITTLE BRAINLESS MARIONETTE YOU WERE! EVER SINCE YOU REQUESTED MY FRIENDSHIP ON MYSPACE...HYPOCRITE. (YOU WISH YOU WERE ME SOOOO FUCKING BAD, DON'T YA, BITCH?) ANYWAY, I'M WAVING MY MULIT-AVN AWARD WINNING DICK IN YOUR FACE AGAIN AND WATCHING YOUR MOUTH WATER, FAG! (YOU DISHONOR JOHNNY CASH BY USING HIM AS YOUR AVATAR, HE NEVER HAD A PROBLEM OWNING HIS OPINION UNLIKE YOU AND YOUR ANONYMOUS HATE. THINK ABOUT THAT ONE, LOSER.)
CONKY. YOUR OBSESSION WITH ME FESTERS WITHIN YOU LIKE A GROWING CANCER AND I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH IT CONSUME YOU IN A SLOW, HORRIBLE, PAINFUL HATER DEATH. ALL I REALLY HAVE TO DO IS TAKE YOUR POST TO MORONBOY , WHO HAS THE MOST WELL CHOSEN SCREEN NAME OF ALL OF YOU, "I rated you three stars for the inclusion of a major reality check in a Lockwood thread. " ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I AM FUCKING TALKING ABOUT! GEE, "I GAVE YOU THREE STARS ," YOU LOSERS ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING FAGS IN THE WORLD! YOU FUCKIN NERDS!! I'M SPENDING MY DAYS AND NIGHTS FUCKING THE HOTTEST GIRLS IN THE WORLD AND MAKING TONS OF DOUGH AND YOU FUCKIN LOSER NERDS ARE GIVING EACH OTHER "THREE FAG STARS" ON HATER GOSSIP BOARDS, HAHA!! YOU LOSERS ARE SO FUCKIN STUPID AND RETARDED YOU DON'T EVEN REALIZE HOW STUPID AND RETARDED YOU ARE ANYMORE. FUCKING VIRGINS! WHY AM I EVEN FUCKING TALKING TO YOU, BROKE-ASS LOSERS?
SPEAKING OF, HELLO MORONBOY. JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST THIS JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER. YOU WORK IN A FUCKING FACTORY MAKING NO FUCKING MONEY PUTTING RUBBER ON TIRES AND THAT'S YOUR LIFE? FIRST OF ALL, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT I EVEN GIVE A FUCK ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT WHO YOU ARE, YOU NO-LIFE FUCK? OR EVEN LESS, WHAT YOU DO FOR A PISS POOR LIVING, YOU LOSER? YOU ARE POSTING ABOUT ME, ASSHOLE, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. A FUCKING RUBBER FACTORY WORKER? THAT'S YOUR LIFE?!!! OH THIS IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. TALK ABOUT LOBBING ME A FUCKING SOFTBALL HERE TO SMACK OUTTA THE PARK! DUDE, SERIOUSLY? I WOULD KILL MYSELF IF I DID YOUR JOB, HAHA! TALK ABOUT A SMALL LIFE! GEE, YOU REALLY BECAME A MOVER AND A SHAKER IN THIS WORLD, HUH?! HAHA, YOU REALLY SET YOUR GOALS HIGH THERE, HUH, RUBBER-FACTORY DUDE? HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO IT EVERYDAY, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS?? YOU DO THAT TERRIBLE JOB FOR A LIVING AND I AM SUPPOSED TO CARE WHAT YOU THINK? I TELL YOU WHAT... THE NEXT TIME IT IS THAT YOU ARE PUTTING FUCKING RUBBER ON A TIRE FOR THE ELEVEN MILLIONTH TIME OR WHATEVER, I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT ME IN SUNNY SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA FUCKING THE HOTTEST CHICKS YOU EVER JACKED OFF TO BY A BEAUTIFUL POOL OUT IN THE GORGEOUS CALIFORNIA SUNSHINE MAKING MORE MONEY IN ONE DAY THAN YOU DO ALL FUCKING WEEK AT YOUR SHITJOB, YOU FUCKING BOTTOM-FEEDER LOSER. 'CAUSE GUESS WHAT? THAT'S MY LIFE COMPARED TO YOURS. AND I WOULDN'T TRADE MY LIFE FOR YOURS FOR ANYTHING IN THE WORLD AND I WOULD KILL MYSELF IF I HAD YOURS. AND THAT'S THE TRUTH. WHAT AM I EVEN FUCKING DOING TALKING TO YOU, LOSERS?
SPEAKING OF AGAIN, HEY TOOTIE. TRYING TO UNDERSTATE WHO I AM ONLY MAKES YOU LOOK FOOLISH. FOR YOU CANNOT DENY THAT I AM INDEED A LITTLE MORE THAN "HIRED TALENT." I AM INDEED, UNDENIABLY, (AFTER FOUR STRAIGHT YEARS IN A ROW BEING NOMINATED BY AVN FOR MALE PERFORMER OF THE YEAR) I AM ONE OF THE BIGGEST HIRED MALE TALENTS IN THE ENTIRE BUSINESS. THERE ARE ONLY ABOUT TWENTY OTHER GUYS IN MY PROFESSION IN THE ENTIRE WORLD WHO ARE THE LEVEL THAT I AM AND EARN THE AMOUNT OF MONEY THAT I DO AND SHOOT THEIR OWN MOVIES AND WHO ARE PAID TO TRAVEL THE WORLD. ONE OF TWENTY? THAT IS MORE SPECIALIZED THAN BRAIN SURGERY. I AM REWARDED FOR BEING AT SUCH A HIGH LEVEL OF MY PROFESSION WITH WEALTH AND A LIFESTYLE THAT HATER LOSERS LIKE YOU ONLY DREAM OF AND WILL NEVER ENJOY IN YOUR LIFETIME. EVER. SO YOU CAN TRY TO DOWNPLAY MY ACHIEVEMENTS ALL YOU LIKE BUT IT DOESN'T WORK. I EARNED MY FANS, MY AWARDS, MY MOVIE BUDGETS, MY BOOKINGS, MY INCOME. NONE OF YOU HATERS CAN EVER TAKE THESE THINGS AWAY FROM ME. AND GETTING TO THE TOP OF YOUR PROFESSION IS SOMETHING I AM SURE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. AND AS FAR AS MY RELEASE GOES, THE POWER IN POWER-COUPLE COMES FROM BEING ABLE TO HIRE PEOPLE AND PUT REALLY GOOD MONEY IN THEIR POCKETS FROM DIRECTING THEM OVER SEVEN FEATURE ADULT MOVIES, SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO OFFER ANYONE IN YOUR MISERABLE LITTLE LIFETIME. AS FAR AS ME BEING 'THAT GUY AT THE PARTY,' MOTHERFUCKER, YOUR OUTSIDER-ASS AINT EVEN AT THE FUCKIN PARTY. AND YOU NEVER WILL BE. SO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT? NOT ONLY AM I AT THE PARTY, I GO HOME WITH THE HOTTEST CHICK THERE, BITCH! WHY AM I FUCKING EVEN TALKING TO YOU, LOSERS?
SPEAKING OF TERTIARY, WILLIE D. WASSUP YOU FAT, UGLY FAG. I SEE YOU TOOK DOWN YOUR AVATAR PIC OF YOUR UGLY PIG ASS SINCE I POINTED OUT WHAT A FUCKIN VISUAL EYE-SORE YOU WERE, YOU MORBIDLY OBESE DOUCHEBAG. WHAT'S THE MATTER? TRUTH HURT, TWINKY-BOY? YOUR ANALOGY OF ME TO A JUNIOR BANKER IN L.A. MADE ME LAUGH. THANKS. FIRST OF ALL, IDIOT, I KNOW YOU ALREADY READ WHERE I EXPLAINED THAT WITH THE ADDITION OF MY UPCOMING DIRECTORIAL CONTRACT I WILL BE MAKING JUST UNDER $250,000 A YEAR WHICH FAR SUPERCEDES ANY FUCKING JUNIOR COMMERCIAL BANKER. SO LET'S BE REAL HERE. LET'S GO WITH BANK PRESIDENT, SOMETHING MORE COMMENSURATE. AND I WOULD SO LOVE TO WALK IN ANY BANK WITH THE SMALL ARMY OF HOT CHICKS I'VE HAD SEX WITH BECAUSE OF ME CAREER IN ADULT (CLOSE TO 1100 NOW INCLUDING HOT CONTRACT GIRLS LIKE SAVANNAH SAMSON, MERCEDES, DEVON, STEFANI MORGAN, SHOULD I GO ON?) I WANT TO SEE "BANKERBOY' BE OFFERED MY SALARY AND ALL THE HOT CHICKS I HAVE FUCKED AND OFFER HIM TO SWITCH LIVES? WHICH DO YOU THINK HE'S GONNA PICK? (HEY, LIKE STUDS TERKEL I HAVE A RESPECT FOR THE NON-HATER WORKING MAN, I WAS ONE MYSELF, AFTER ALL, A LONG TIME AGO.) SO MAYBE NOT ALL OF THEM, BUT I WOULD WAGER THAT NINETY-FIVE PERCENT WOULD TAKE MY LIFE OVER THERE'S IN A FUCKING HARD-ON HEARTBEAT. BUT THE POINT ISN'T ME VS. BANKERBOY. BANKERBOY HAS A LIFE SO HE DOESN'T POST ON XPT. IT'S ME VS. YOU HATER LOSERS. AND I MAKE MORE THAN ALL OF YOU HATERS COMBINED SO HATE ON THAT YOU FUCKING LEMMINGS. GO WORK YOUR SHIT JOBS FOR SHIT PAY IN YOUR SHIT LIVES. WHY AM I EVEN FUCKING TALKING TO YOU LOSERS?
AND NOW FOR SOME GENERAL RESPONSES. GOD, YOU LOSERS ARE SO FUCKING DUMB. OK. I AM GONNA EXPLAIN THIS ONE TIME IN SIMPLE MATH FOR YOU IDIOTS. GAY PORN STARS MAKE MORE MONEY THAN STRAIGHT PORN STARS. YOU ALL KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE MONEY. IF I WERE GAY, I WOULD DO GAY PORN AND MAKE MORE OF IT. BUT I AM NOT SO I CANNOT. PLUS, AFTER I HAVE FUCKED OVER 1200 WOMEN (PERSONAL AND PRO) THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL YOU CAN CALL ME GAY. IF YOU WANNA HURL HATE SPEECH AT ME YOU FUCKING NAZIS, THEN AT LEAST USE THE RIGHT TERMS. I THINK "BI" IS WHAT YOU SHOULD BE ACCUSING ME OF, NOT GAY. BUT THAT'S HOW FULL OF HATE YOU ALL ARE, YOU CAN'T EVEN GET THE HATE TERMS RIGHT.
NEXT TO LASTLY, I LOVE HOW YOU SUCK EACH OTHER'S DICK AND SAY WHAT A SUPPOSED BEATING I AM MERCILESSLY BEING GIVEN. THAT'S WHAT THIS IS? THIS IS YOUR WORST? HAHAHAHAHAHA. YOU FUCKING HATER RETARDS HAVEN'T LAID A GLOVE ON ME! THAT'S THE TRUTH. I'M TAKING YOUR WORST AND I'M STILL HERE UN-PHASED LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT ALL OF YOU. YOU ARE POWERLESS NOBODIES.
YOU ALL KEEP BEGGING ME TO REGISTER. WHY? THE SAME SHIT IS BEING POSTED WHETHER I REGISTER OR NOT. HONETLY, SO WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? I PREFER TO KICK THE SNAKE BASKET NOT CLIMB IN. NEITZCHE SAID, "BATTLE NOT YE WITH MONSTERS, LEST YE BECOME A MONSTER." BESIDES I'VE ALREADY SENT IN MY VIRII, CHUBBY CHICK AND BOTTLE BLONDE TO ANNOY THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HATER PROGRAMMING. PLUS, XPT IS D.O.A. YOU HATERS LAMENT IT'S WORSENING SHITTINESS EVERYDAY YOURSELVES. YOU JUST WANT ME TO SAVE IT. I WON'T. I'M JUST GONNA KICK YOU WHILE YOU ARE DOWN, LIKE YOU HATERS TRY TO DO TO EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ADULT BUSINESS. AND I HOPE WHEN XPT DOES DIE, YOU ALL REALIZE JUST HOW WORTHLESS IT ALL WAS AND HOW MUCH PRECIOUS TIME ON EARTH YOU WASTED HATING ON OTHERS.
BOTTOMLINE. UNLIKE YOU HATER LOSERS. I LIVE IN THE REAL REAL WORLD. IN THE REAL WORLD I AM STILL HERE MAKING MORE MONEY THAN YOU EVER WILL AND FUCKING MORE CHICKS THAN YOU EVER WILL. JUST SINCE THIS TREAD STARTED, I HAVE FUCKED TWENTY OR SO WOMEN AND MADE THOUSAND OF DOLLARS. HOW ABOUT YOU LOSER HATERS? WHAT'S THE SCORE? BTW, YOU CAN SAY THAT THEY ARE PAID TO FUCK ME BUT WHO CARES? I STILL GET THE HOTTEST SEX EVER AND GUESS WHAT? I AM PAID TO FUCK THESE CHICKS AS WELL, ASSHOLES. A LOT. A KING'S RANSOM. MORE IN ONE MONTH THAN MOST OF YOU MAKE ALL YEAR. AND NOW THAT I AM SINGLE, I AM FUCKING THESE HOT GIRLS OFF CAMERA AS WELL, AND NONE OF US ARE BEING PAID. WE FUCK BECAUSE WE WANT TO.
I TRAVEL THE WORLD. I DO WHAT I LOVE MAKING MOVIES I CREATE FROM SCRATCH MYSELF. NONE OF THAT HAS CHANGED SINCE THIS HATER THREAD BEGAN. SO THIS IS YOUR WORST? IT MEANS NOTHING AND I AM LAUGHING AT YOU. DESPITE YOUR LIES THAT I FUCKED A TRANNY ON SET (THAT WAS FUNNY SO I LET IT SLIDE. I MEAN, IT SAID I CAME THREE TIMES AND THEN DID A SCENE? HAHA, I MUST BE A FUCKING MACHINE! THAT'S SO RIDICULOUS.)
AND AS FAR AS YOU HATERS THINKING I AM EGOTISTICAL. I AM A FUCKING PORN STAR YOU IDIOTS! PLUS, WHO WANTS A MODEST, NICE-GUY PORN STAR IN THE FUCKING TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY LOS ANGELES? HOW FUCKING BORING IS THAT? IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT, GO HIT UP TOMMY GUNN. HE'S SO NICE HE SHOULD RUN FOR POLITICS. SERIOUSLY. PLUS, YOU HATERS WOULD MISS ME IF I WAS GONE. YOU KNOW IT. NOT TOO MENTION, HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF THE SAYING, "IT AIN'T BRAGGIN' IF YOU CAN DO IT?" WELL, BROTHER, I DO IT EVERY DAY! IN SPADES!
AND FINALLY, I WANT YOU ALL TO CHECK HOW MANY VIEWS THIS THREAD HAS GOTTEN. DO YOU SEE IT CLIMBING INTO THE THOUSANDS? I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL. THIS MUCH CONSISTENT, DAILY PRESS WOULD'VE COST ME A LOT OF MONEY. BUT THANKS TO YOU, MY HATER PRESS CORPS., I NEVER HAVE TO WORRY THAT I AM NOT ON EVERYONE'S MINDS AT ALL TIMES. JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT. IN THE END, YOU LOSER HATERS TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF ME? LIKE TURDS TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF THE SUN. I'M PUNK ROCK, MOTHERFUCKERS. YOU ALL REP THE SOCIETAL NORM AND I AM HERE TO KEEP STICKING A RED HOT POKER RIGHT ABOUT YOUR STUFFY, COLLECTIVE, CONFORMIST, HATER ASSES. LIKE NAS SAID, "YOU CAN HATE ME NOW, BUT I WON'T STOP NOW..."
XOXOX
BEST,
KURT FUCKIN' LOCKWOOD

P.S. HEY, MICHELLE, I DIDN'T FORGET YOUR UGLY MUG. I'M GONNA TALK TO ROSE ON MONDAY (I HAVE A BIG CHECK FOR HER AND HER OTHER ATTRACTIVE GIRLS I HIRED LAST MONTH. UNLIKE YOU, YOU FUCKIN' HAG.) WILL MONEY TALK AND BULLSHIT HATERS LIKE YOU WALK? WE'LL SEE....





i was an aide last semester for an elementary composition class. with something like this, first comment i would leave is to make an outline before you start writing. fully 80% of this is repeating yourself. some good points, but they are lost in the mess. organize ye thoughts. making an outline may seem elementary, but you'll be surprised how much more effective your rants will be.
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#202177 - 12/04/06 08:03 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
Dane Offline
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Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
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Quote:

Dane, could you please forward this to Skurt for me:

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I SEE YOU TOOK DOWN YOUR AVATAR PIC OF YOUR UGLY PIG ASS SINCE I POINTED OUT WHAT A FUCKIN VISUAL EYE-SORE YOU WERE, YOU MORBIDLY OBESE DOUCHEBAG.



Yeah...ummm....that was a picture of Ansel Adams. He was a photographer, maybe your alleged kommewnitee kowledidge education exposed you to him? Maybe not. It's funny to hear you talk about how porn is the be-all and end-all of your life. Just wait for the day when even six "little blue home run heaters" won't get you hard enough to do a scene, and you instantly lose your cred as the self-proclaimed savior of porn. Like most self-absorbed douchebags, you refuse to admit that porn even existed before you, and you probably think it will die when you retire. It's OK...you're Caligula...he had delusions of grandeur, too.

At the end of the day, folks, Kurt is nothing but an act. Granted, an assiduously-rehearsed one. But there are just too many holes in the story to make it believable. Why does he walk around proclaiming he is God's gift to L.A. "culture" when he lives behind an assumed identity? Example: have you seen his thrombosis when his "real" name comes out? It's like he's being dragged back into his own prior life, the 33 years of pre-porn that must harbor some ghostly secrets. Maybe it's the failed musical career, maybe it's something darker, like one too many nights out on Sunset Blvd.

So Curt, in parting, don't forget that I contacted you to see what made you tick. I didn't flame you, and even when you dropped your first self-immolation, I gave you free pitches to swing at. Unfortunately for you, you're only smart enough to hang yourself, not anyone else.




he reads the board
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#202178 - 12/04/06 10:07 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
Oliver Cramwell Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/17/06
Posts: 57
Quote:

he reads the board




I can't believe he hasn't registered his name over here yet. You'd think he would have by now. IN ALL CAPS!!!

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#202179 - 12/04/06 11:22 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days

Lisa, you naughty girl.


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#202180 - 12/05/06 01:14 AM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
pariah Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
If the next person who gets the next loooooong letter to post from Kirk I will suggest you copy it & paste it in a word doc. Highlight everything (ctrl key and the A key) Then click FORMAT then click CHANGE CASE then click SENTENCE CASE. It will make things right in the world. If you do not have word then PM me and I will do it or I'll FTP you word.
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#202181 - 12/05/06 01:24 AM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
Wendy Williams Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/30/05
Posts: 52
Loc: L.A
Amazing how in one breath he is defending his business, sexual preference etc and gets bent out of shape over people being rude to him and then calls a tranny an "it". Come on now Kurt as a transsexual you can do better than that. I learned a long time ago that guys who resort too calling me an "it" "fag" etc are deep down hiding some sexual confusion. Those who are confident with their sexuality dont resort too being a biggot. If you choose to ram 20 dildos in your ass and I dont care because noone has to live your life but you and I certainly am NOT one to judge but take the high road atleast.

"IT"
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#202182 - 12/05/06 08:13 AM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

he reads the board



Thank you...I was kidding...see you posted awwwwwscrewit

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#202183 - 12/13/06 08:07 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
From www.lukeisback.com

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Luscious {Lopez} talks about a male actor who got offended when she wouldn't come out of the bathroom to greet him when she was in the middle of her douche.



1. Kurt...she is douching for you, you stupid git. Let fer finish and your little crank won't be soiled with as much of her stankeyness as usual.

2. This is my Christmas present to you Skurt...I'm bumping this thread to get you some pub...'cause God knows this thread was falling like a rock after we lost interest in your sorry act. Merry Christmas, strapon Sally.

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#202184 - 12/14/06 01:34 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
Walrus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310


This is from the most recent Babygotboobs.com update. Do you think nadia styles just decided to put her fingers up Kurts ass or if he had to ask her?

"Nadia, I am a 4 time, 4 time AVN award winner, I demand that you put your fingers up my ass"

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#202185 - 12/14/06 02:28 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:



This is from the most recent Babygotboobs.com update. Do you think nadia styles just decided to put her fingers up Kurts ass or if he had to ask her?

"Nadia, I am a 4 time, 4 time AVN award winner, I demand that you put your fingers up my ass"


don't forget, walrus, lickwood is also a four-time nominee for male performer of the year . god knows, kurt won't let us forget it! whether or not kurt goes all out and sucks ramone off to actually win it this year remains to be seen.
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#202186 - 12/14/06 02:54 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
Walrus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310



don't forget, walrus, lickwood is also a four-time nominee for male performer of the year . god knows, kurt won't let us forget it! whether or not kurt goes all out and sucks ramone off to actually win it this year remains to be seen.




Ah, thanks GG. I was under the impression he had won the award 4 times. Now I find out he was just nominated.

It's a shame, that scene with Nadia Styles was good, even if she has gone and gotten new tits. Kirk just had to ruin it with his rimming fetish. Dude, if you like that stuff in your personal life, that's cool. I just don't want to pay money to watch some girl mess around with your buttmud.

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#202187 - 12/14/06 08:01 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Registered: 11/21/06
Posts: 13
You know, you people never cease to amaze me with your double standards.You EXPECT the female "talent",and I use that term loosely, to do anal, but the minute a male has a female touch that area..... OMG he's gay. You guys are pathetic, with nothing better to do than sit here and rag on people many of you have never met. If you think it makes you look BIG ..eehhh WRONG.... it makes you look small minded and bigoted.
Walrus, I hate to tell you but not all films are made just for men,women watch too and I'm watching for the men not the women. So I hate when they do reverse cowgirl and can't see the guy. But do I come here and complain?... No,because I have a life outside of this.
And Willie, you have to resurrect a thread that's sat 9 days because you have nothing else interesting to comment on... that's sad.....
I only came on here because of a friend, believe me otherwise I wouldn't bother myself with this negative,self-centered crap.You even turn on your own..... gotta love that pack mentality. Turn on the weakest amongst yourselves.

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#202188 - 12/14/06 08:12 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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You know, you people never cease to amaze me with your double standards.You EXPECT the female "talent",and I use that term loosely, to do anal, but the minute a male has a female touch that area..... OMG he's gay. You guys are pathetic, with nothing better to do than sit here and rag on people many of you have never met. If you think it makes you look BIG ..eehhh WRONG.... it makes you look small minded and bigoted.
Walrus, I hate to tell you but not all films are made just for men,women watch too and I'm watching for the men not the women. So I hate when they do reverse cowgirl and can't see the guy. But do I come here and complain?... No,because I have a life outside of this.
And Willie, you have to resurrect a thread that's sat 9 days because you have nothing else interesting to comment on... that's sad.....
I only came on here because of a friend, believe me otherwise I wouldn't bother myself with this negative,self-centered crap.You even turn on your own..... gotta love that pack mentality. Turn on the weakest amongst yourselves.




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#202189 - 12/14/06 10:11 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
Walrus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
Quote:

Quote:

You know, you people never cease to amaze me with your double standards.You EXPECT the female "talent",and I use that term loosely, to do anal, but the minute a male has a female touch that area..... OMG he's gay. You guys are pathetic, with nothing better to do than sit here and rag on people many of you have never met. If you think it makes you look BIG ..eehhh WRONG.... it makes you look small minded and bigoted.
Walrus, I hate to tell you but not all films are made just for men,women watch too and I'm watching for the men not the women. So I hate when they do reverse cowgirl and can't see the guy. But do I come here and complain?... No,because I have a life outside of this.
And Willie, you have to resurrect a thread that's sat 9 days because you have nothing else interesting to comment on... that's sad.....
I only came on here because of a friend, believe me otherwise I wouldn't bother myself with this negative,self-centered crap.You even turn on your own..... gotta love that pack mentality. Turn on the weakest amongst yourselves.









Fat Girl. in regards to your "life" and my apparent lack of one. I think I will just let my two friends here try to get my point across.


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#202190 - 12/14/06 11:31 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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You know, you people never cease to amaze me with your double standards.You EXPECT the female "talent",and I use that term loosely, to do anal, but the minute a male has a female touch that area..... OMG he's gay. You guys are pathetic, with nothing better to do than sit here and rag on people many of you have never met. If you think it makes you look BIG ..eehhh WRONG.... it makes you look small minded and bigoted.
Walrus, I hate to tell you but not all films are made just for men,women watch too and I'm watching for the men not the women. So I hate when they do reverse cowgirl and can't see the guy. But do I come here and complain?... No,because I have a life outside of this.
And Willie, you have to resurrect a thread that's sat 9 days because you have nothing else interesting to comment on... that's sad.....
I only came on here because of a friend, believe me otherwise I wouldn't bother myself with this negative,self-centered crap.You even turn on your own..... gotta love that pack mentality. Turn on the weakest amongst yourselves.





Look here, extra low hanging labia aka kate, no one's really saying anything bad about Cunt taking a finger/fingers in his hole. It's the fact he likes to be pegged till the cows come home that make him a total fruit. He's in denial of course but he's still a fruit.
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#202191 - 12/15/06 03:21 AM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

You know, you people never cease to amaze me with your double standards.You EXPECT the female "talent",and I use that term loosely, to do anal, but the minute a male has a female touch that area..... OMG he's gay. You guys are pathetic, with nothing better to do than sit here and rag on people many of you have never met. If you think it makes you look BIG ..eehhh WRONG.... it makes you look small minded and bigoted.
Walrus, I hate to tell you but not all films are made just for men,women watch too and I'm watching for the men not the women. So I hate when they do reverse cowgirl and can't see the guy. But do I come here and complain?... No,because I have a life outside of this.
And Willie, you have to resurrect a thread that's sat 9 days because you have nothing else interesting to comment on... that's sad.....
I only came on here because of a friend, believe me otherwise I wouldn't bother myself with this negative,self-centered crap.You even turn on your own..... gotta love that pack mentality. Turn on the weakest amongst yourselves.





Whereas you, being better than everyone else here, prefer to instead take the high road and just sit here and rag on the apparently 'pathetic' people you've never met?

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#202192 - 12/15/06 06:23 AM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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#202193 - 12/15/06 11:17 AM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
melissa Offline
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THERE ARE ONLY ABOUT TWENTY OTHER GUYS IN MY PROFESSION IN THE ENTIRE WORLD WHO ARE THE LEVEL THAT I AM AND EARN THE AMOUNT OF MONEY THAT I DO AND SHOOT THEIR OWN MOVIES AND WHO ARE PAID TO TRAVEL THE WORLD. ONE OF TWENTY? THAT IS MORE SPECIALIZED THAN BRAIN SURGERY.




is he serious? oh god...it s worse than i thought. Kurt, planet Earth calling you, come back down.
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#202194 - 12/15/06 03:34 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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OK BORNYO. DOES PAUL FISHBEIN KNOW THIS IS YOU YET, DON HOUSTON? DOES HE KNOW THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AN IMPARTIAL AVN WRITER YET YOU POST YOUR JEALOUS BITCH RANTS AS BORNYO?




No wonder AVN's losing influence.

XPT's regular crew of closeted, jealous bitches showing wood for guys who get laid can be see any day of the week, but what's particularly funny here is Ava's likening herself to a 'lady', in her first post. Ava was that a typo, or do you honestly consider your conduct ladylike by any stretch of the term?

While you're working on becoming the lady you aspire to be, it should come as no surprise that Lockwood and other directors pass you over in favor of other females who exhibit not only vaginas, but also some degree of grace and professionalism.
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#202195 - 12/15/06 03:54 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Hi Kurt!

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#202196 - 12/15/06 03:58 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Registered: 09/20/05
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OK BORNYO. DOES PAUL FISHBEIN KNOW THIS IS YOU YET, DON HOUSTON? DOES HE KNOW THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AN IMPARTIAL AVN WRITER YET YOU POST YOUR JEALOUS BITCH RANTS AS BORNYO?




No wonder AVN's losing influence.

XPT's regular crew of closeted, jealous bitches showing wood for guys who get laid can be see any day of the week, but what's particularly funny here is Ava's likening herself to a 'lady', in her first post. Ava was that a typo, or do you honestly consider your conduct ladylike by any stretch of the term?

While you're working on becoming the lady you aspire to be, it should come as no surprise that Lockwood and other directors pass you over in favor of other females who exhibit not only vaginas, but also some degree of grace and professionalism.



It's obvious Curt put you up to this, but it's also obvious he isn't paying you a nickel to shill for him, it's soo weak. Susan Magrino did a hell of a lot better job sticking up for Martha Stewart after she sold that IMCL.

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#202197 - 12/15/06 04:06 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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OK BORNYO. DOES PAUL FISHBEIN KNOW THIS IS YOU YET, DON HOUSTON? DOES HE KNOW THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AN IMPARTIAL AVN WRITER YET YOU POST YOUR JEALOUS BITCH RANTS AS BORNYO?




No wonder AVN's losing influence...




Everyone needs an outlet.

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#202198 - 12/16/06 07:10 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Registered: 01/31/06
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You know, you people never cease to amaze me with your double standards.You EXPECT the female "talent",and I use that term loosely, to do anal, but the minute a male has a female touch that area..... OMG he's gay.




Um, women taking it in the ass doesn't make them gay. Fucking idiot.

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#202199 - 12/16/06 10:09 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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You know, you people never cease to amaze me with your double standards.You EXPECT the female "talent",and I use that term loosely, to do anal, but the minute a male has a female touch that area..... OMG he's gay.




Um, women taking it in the ass doesn't make them gay. Fucking idiot.




What's going on here? I'm lost
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#202200 - 12/17/06 01:42 AM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
Dane Offline
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Registered: 07/06/05
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kurt i think it's time for a reply. hit me up.
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#202201 - 12/19/06 11:10 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Looks like Lockwood and his little piss fits are making history on the internet.

http://www.insideadultmagazine.com/

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#202202 - 12/20/06 05:45 AM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Looks like Lockwood and his little piss fits are making history on the internet.

http://www.insideadultmagazine.com/




It's obvious whoever owns that site is a friend of the show. Long live "insideadultmagazine".

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#202203 - 12/20/06 09:17 AM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Looks like Lockwood and his little piss fits are making history on the internet.

http://www.insideadultmagazine.com/




It's obvious whoever owns that site is a friend of the show. Long live "insideadultmagazine".




I hope he enjoys his site's traffic spike.

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#202204 - 12/20/06 01:20 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Looks like Lockwood and his little piss fits are making history on the internet.

http://www.insideadultmagazine.com/




It's obvious whoever owns that site is a friend of the show. Long live "insideadultmagazine".




Nice. Would have been better if they would have linked to the source, though.
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#202205 - 12/20/06 07:59 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
Willie D Offline

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What a beautiful night...faggot Lockjaw decided to drop a comment on my MySpace account...then deleted me from his friends list...what a fucking pussy. Carmello Anthony had more stones than you, Skurt.

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#202206 - 12/21/06 11:50 AM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
Michelle Aston Offline
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I just can't wait to work with Kurt Lockwood. Any day now. I am getting a stiffie just thinking about it.
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#202207 - 01/15/07 02:35 PM Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Bump, for Kurt winning an AVN(oh boy, another thing he has to brag about) and since we haven't heard from him couple of weeks.



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