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#202058 - 11/16/06 06:41 PM
Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/20/06
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In regards to a post I had directed to (Gonzogirl) abotu a previouse post she had put up about Kurt Lockwood writing a speech. In reply he wrote me via Myspace with the following. He has a way with the ladys?
HEY AVA
THANKS FOR THE CHEAP SHOT YOU POSTED ABOUT ME ON XPT. REMIND ME NEVER TO HIRE YOUR CRYSTAL METH SNORTIN' ASS. I LOVE YOU, TOO!
XOXO
BEST,
KURT FUCKIN' LOCKWOOD
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#202061 - 11/16/06 07:03 PM
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In regards to a post I had directed to (Gonzogirl) abotu a previouse post she had put up about Kurt Lockwood writing a speech. In reply he wrote me via Myspace with the following. He has a way with the ladys?
HEY AVA
THANKS FOR THE CHEAP SHOT YOU POSTED ABOUT ME ON XPT. REMIND ME NEVER TO HIRE YOUR CRYSTAL METH SNORTIN' ASS. I LOVE YOU, TOO!
XOXO
BEST,
KURT FUCKIN' LOCKWOOD
ava you really shouldnt be snortin crystal meth. thats some dangerous shit.
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#202062 - 11/16/06 08:06 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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In regards to a post I had directed to (Gonzogirl) abotu a previouse post she had put up about Kurt Lockwood writing a speech. In reply he wrote me via Myspace with the following. He has a way with the ladys?
HEY AVA
THANKS FOR THE CHEAP SHOT YOU POSTED ABOUT ME ON XPT. REMIND ME NEVER TO HIRE YOUR CRYSTAL METH SNORTIN' ASS. I LOVE YOU, TOO!
XOXO
BEST,
KURT FUCKIN' LOCKWOOD
i highly recommend that kurt starts hittin' the tweak. it will give him a real excuse as to why he can't keep wood on set. yeah kurt, secret's out. your stubby five- inch prick ain't working so good lately. better buy some cialis will all that money your $ucce$$ful $elf earn$. fucking retard. he must be searching like mad all over myspace trying to find me, since i was the one who involved mia and ava in that thread. sorry, kurt, (yeah, i know your faggot-ass'll be reading this within five minutes of my posting it here--why don't you reg and post you fucking pussy) keep lookin'. don't take cheap shots at a girl (mia, and ava too) who was brave enough to admit--here, on xpt, to fans who might have crucified her, that she was doing drugs. guess what,kurt? i know you have managed to delude yourself into thinking that all these girls ACTUALLY want to fuck you, but do you really think, i mean really think that mia muthafuckin' rose wants or needs your dick in her? you wear more eyeliner than she does, for fuck's sake. and btw, would you mind laying off the bitches licking your asshole so much during your scenes?  it's a bit excessive, and detracts from the pussy. thanks, gonzogirl
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#202065 - 11/16/06 08:33 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 02/20/06
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Gonzo Girl..... I am speachless.... :: claps :: I honestly would be in tears right now, but I have no emotions... har har bad joke... lol
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#202066 - 11/16/06 08:34 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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I don't know what you've heard Gonzogirl. I've heard he's rock hard so long as he's catching a strap-on.
nah, he's catchin' the strap-ons because he's a faggot.
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#202067 - 11/16/06 08:34 PM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Bunch of jealous bitches in this thread, you rock kurt  I feel sad. 12 pur mon
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#202068 - 11/16/06 08:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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AdultFYI 3/27/06 "In every episode we try to create a story line that has a comedic bit to it," Lombard explained. "In Episode 2 we created a character-who- I don't know. Someone said it's kind of similar to someone in the adult industry. We used a mainstream actor." Danny Dagger Lombard then played a couple of the scenes to see if Wankus could figure out who was being spoofed with Dagger's performance. It took Wankus about two seconds to figure out that it was Kurt Lockwood who was getting roasted. "If he has a tattoo pointing to his ass I'm going to die," laughed Wankus as he watched Dagger's obnoxious performance. "Baby there are no other men- the rest are just boys," Dagger is heard telling Syren. Syren next tells Dagger where he can find the makeup room. "I don't think I'll need makeup," Dagger states. "Someone in the chatroom says look it's Keanu Reeves doing Kurt Lockwood," Wankus chuckled. Jacy Andrews' character then tells Evan Stone who's playing the director that he scraped the bottom of the barrel with his choice of male leads. "No one wants to work with that arrogant prick!" Stone pleads with her, that it's just one scene. Dagger then asks Stone if Andrews is going to be able to keep up with him. "You know, Robert, as the nice guy in porn you're destroying Lockwood right here, you know that," Wankus told Lombard. "I didn't say it was Kurt Lockwood," Lombard replied innocently. "You said it without saying it," Wankus added. "That's fucked up." "Please tell me you put a tattoo with an arrow pointing to his ass, please tell me you did that," Wankus said as he watched more of the footage. "I'm not saying it's Kurt Lockwood," Lombard kept repeating. "I know you're not, but we all know it is," Wankus insisted. During the course of the scene, Dagger's character can't get it up and blames Andrews. "It's her, man. She's on my no-list," Dagger tells Stone and Andrews mutters something about hiring little boys to do a man's job.
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#202069 - 11/16/06 09:22 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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i'm sitting here watching "the traci lords story" on e and doodling. i just figured out that if you take the letters "KURT MUTHAFUCKIN LOCKWOOD" and rearrange them, you get: Lurkin' fuck took hot cum wad 
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#202072 - 11/16/06 10:52 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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#202073 - 11/17/06 12:13 AM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/12/05
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Everyone knows Lockwood is as ghey as a $3 bill. Remember this quote from his op/ed on porn directors? Of course the story was made up...or was it?
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If this stuff keeps happening I swear, I’ll ram my hard cock up every last one of these faggot’s asses to set them straight. Maybe then these butt pirates will learn to act professional!
Just look at the pretty flowers on my shirt.
Edited by TonyMalice (11/27/06 02:10 PM)
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#202075 - 11/17/06 09:56 AM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/20/06
Posts: 77
Loc: Fuck City
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Another ammusing letter from Kurt (lifecrisis) Lockwood
No worries here Kurt, your just having a midlife crisis. Putting all your energy into writing how much you hate everything and that your not gay or whatever makes me think, why?
DEAR CRYSTAL METH SISTERS
I LOVE YOU, TOO!
#1. DON'T WORRY, WE HAVEN'T RUN INTO EACH OTHER SO FAR (THANK GOD!) AND I DON'T DO COKE OR METH (POT ONLY HERE) SO I WON'T BE FOUND IN YOUR LOSERS' CIRCLE OF TWEEKERS AND COKE HEADS. SNORT! BUT ENJOY BEING A PAIR OF WALKING PORN CLICHES HELL-BENT ON SELF-DESTRUCTION.
#2. TELL CONKY AND GONZO GIRL I LOVE THEM SOOO MUCH, TOO. I WANT TO THANK BOTH OF THEM FOR SHOWING ME SUCH DEVOTION LIKE THE ULTIMATE FANS OF MINE THEY SECRETLY REALLY ARE! TO KNOW EVERY SINGLE ASPECT OF MY LIFE? TRUE DEDICATION THAT PROVES, TRUE FANS TO THE BONE! KUDOS, HAHA. I'M GONNA THINK ABOUT THEM WHILE I FUCK SIX HOT GIRLS OVER THE NEXT THREE DAYS AND MAKE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS, HAHA. (I'M DIRECTING MY NEW SERIES FOR SEX Z PICTURES, TEEN COCK ROCKERS #2.)
#3. YEAH, I'M SUCH A "FAG" THAT I HAVE FUCKED OVER NEARLY ELEVEN HUNDRED WOMEN. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS RETARDED, BROKE ASS FUCKIN HATERS WHO WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE FUCKED THAT MANY WOMEN OR TO HAVE FANS ALL OVER THE WORLD. YOU NOODLE DIX COULDN'T GET LAID IN A MORGUE. PLUS AS IF REGISTERING ON XPT MAKES ME "REAL..." THAT"S SO FUCKING STUPID. THIS SAID BY HATERS WHO HIDE BEHIND ANONYMITY, HYPOCRISY ANYONE? FUCKING IDIOTS, I MEAN, REALLY JUST DUMB, DUMB FUCKWADS YOU HATERS ARE. YOU MAKE ME LAUGH.)
#4 ALSO, I UNDERSTOOD YOUR POST JUST FINE, CRYSTAL AVA, I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A CHEAP SHOT FROM A PORN NEWBIE WHOM I'VE NEVER WRONGED PERSONALLY OR EVEN MET EVER FOR THAT MATTER, SO I THOUGHT I'D JUST RETURN YOU THE LOVE... SO RIGHT BACK AT YA, SWEETHEART! BUT I'LL JUST THROW YOU AND YOUR FELLOW CLICHE TWEEKER SISTER ON THE "WE HATE KURT LOCKWOOD" PILE OF OBSESSED LOSERS. I'M JUST GLAD I NEVER MADE THE MISTAKE OF HIRING YOU TWO TWEEKERS BUT I'LL MAKE SURE I SPREAD THE WORD.
#5 HEY XPT HATERS, KEEP UP THE FREE PRESS!! WHATEVER YOU ALL ARE DOING, GIVEN MY NEW FEATURE DIRECTING GIGS, MY SCHEDULE OF ABOUT 8 SCENES A WEEK, AND MY 8 AVN NOMINATIONS, WHATEVER Y'ALL ARE DOING? IT'S WORKING! THIS HAS BEEN MY BE$T YEAR YET! PLUS, I'M LOVING KICKING YOUR SNAKE BASKET ASSES AND WATCHING HOW PISSED OFF YOU WORTHLESS HATERS ARE GETTING, HAHA. YOU ARE ALL SO EASY, HAHA. HSSSSS! I PLAY YOU ALL LIKE I PLAY MY GUITAR, EFFORTLESSLY, HAHA. SO HATE ME, BITCHES! HATE, ME! I LOVE IT! I'M STILL GONNA BE HERE HAVING ULTRA HOT SEX WITH REALLY HOT CHICKS AND MAKING MAJOR FUCKIN MONEY FOR YEARS, AND NONE OF YOU HATERS CAN EVER DO A FUCKING THING ABOUT IT. NOT. ONE. FUCKING. THING. SO SUCK MY AVN AWARD WINNING COCK, BITCHES! PUNK ROCK, MOTHERFUCKERS! MORE MORE MORE! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? BWAHAHAHAHA!
BEST,
KURT FUCKIN' LOCKWOOD
(AVN male performer of the year nominee now for FOUR STRAIGHT YEARS. HATE ON THAT, HAHA!)
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#202076 - 11/17/06 10:02 AM
Re: Porns rudest male talent award= Kurt Lockwood
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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Another ammusing letter from Kurt (lifecrisis) Lockwood
No worries here Kurt, your just having a midlife crisis. Putting all your energy into writing how much you hate everything and that your not gay or whatever makes me think, why?
DEAR CRYSTAL METH SISTERS
I LOVE YOU, TOO!
#1. DON'T WORRY, WE HAVEN'T RUN INTO EACH OTHER SO FAR (THANK GOD!) AND I DON'T DO COKE OR METH (POT ONLY HERE) SO I WON'T BE FOUND IN YOUR LOSERS' CIRCLE OF TWEEKERS AND COKE HEADS. SNORT! BUT ENJOY BEING A PAIR OF WALKING PORN CLICHES HELL-BENT ON SELF-DESTRUCTION.
#2. TELL CONKY AND GONZO GIRL I LOVE THEM SOOO MUCH, TOO. I WANT TO THANK BOTH OF THEM FOR SHOWING ME SUCH DEVOTION LIKE THE ULTIMATE FANS OF MINE THEY SECRETLY REALLY ARE! TO KNOW EVERY SINGLE ASPECT OF MY LIFE? TRUE DEDICATION THAT PROVES, TRUE FANS TO THE BONE! KUDOS, HAHA. I'M GONNA THINK ABOUT THEM WHILE I FUCK SIX HOT GIRLS OVER THE NEXT THREE DAYS AND MAKE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS, HAHA. (I'M DIRECTING MY NEW SERIES FOR SEX Z PICTURES, TEEN COCK ROCKERS #2.)
#3. YEAH, I'M SUCH A "FAG" THAT I HAVE FUCKED OVER NEARLY ELEVEN HUNDRED WOMEN. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS RETARDED, BROKE ASS FUCKIN HATERS WHO WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE FUCKED THAT MANY WOMEN OR TO HAVE FANS ALL OVER THE WORLD. YOU NOODLE DIX COULDN'T GET LAID IN A MORGUE. PLUS AS IF REGISTERING ON XPT MAKES ME "REAL..." THAT"S SO FUCKING STUPID. THIS SAID BY HATERS WHO HIDE BEHIND ANONYMITY, HYPOCRISY ANYONE? FUCKING IDIOTS, I MEAN, REALLY JUST DUMB, DUMB FUCKWADS YOU HATERS ARE. YOU MAKE ME LAUGH.)
#4 ALSO, I UNDERSTOOD YOUR POST JUST FINE, CRYSTAL AVA, I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A CHEAP SHOT FROM A PORN NEWBIE WHOM I'VE NEVER WRONGED PERSONALLY OR EVEN MET EVER FOR THAT MATTER, SO I THOUGHT I'D JUST RETURN YOU THE LOVE... SO RIGHT BACK AT YA, SWEETHEART! BUT I'LL JUST THROW YOU AND YOUR FELLOW CLICHE TWEEKER SISTER ON THE "WE HATE KURT LOCKWOOD" PILE OF OBSESSED LOSERS. I'M JUST GLAD I NEVER MADE THE MISTAKE OF HIRING YOU TWO TWEEKERS BUT I'LL MAKE SURE I SPREAD THE WORD.
#5 HEY XPT HATERS, KEEP UP THE FREE PRESS!! WHATEVER YOU ALL ARE DOING, GIVEN MY NEW FEATURE DIRECTING GIGS, MY SCHEDULE OF ABOUT 8 SCENES A WEEK, AND MY 8 AVN NOMINATIONS, WHATEVER Y'ALL ARE DOING? IT'S WORKING! THIS HAS BEEN MY BE$T YEAR YET! PLUS, I'M LOVING KICKING YOUR SNAKE BASKET ASSES AND WATCHING HOW PISSED OFF YOU WORTHLESS HATERS ARE GETTING, HAHA. YOU ARE ALL SO EASY, HAHA. HSSSSS! I PLAY YOU ALL LIKE I PLAY MY GUITAR, EFFORTLESSLY, HAHA. SO HATE ME, BITCHES! HATE, ME! I LOVE IT! I'M STILL GONNA BE HERE HAVING ULTRA HOT SEX WITH REALLY HOT CHICKS AND MAKING MAJOR FUCKIN MONEY FOR YEARS, AND NONE OF YOU HATERS CAN EVER DO A FUCKING THING ABOUT IT. NOT. ONE. FUCKING. THING. SO SUCK MY AVN AWARD WINNING COCK, BITCHES! PUNK ROCK, MOTHERFUCKERS! MORE MORE MORE! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? BWAHAHAHAHA!
BEST,
KURT FUCKIN' LOCKWOOD
(AVN male performer of the year nominee now for FOUR STRAIGHT YEARS. HATE ON THAT, HAHA!)
well you gotta admit the man got some points.
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#202077 - 11/17/06 10:07 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
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Another ammusing letter from Kurt (lifecrisis) Lockwood
No worries here Kurt, your just having a midlife crisis. Putting all your energy into writing how much you hate everything and that your not gay or whatever makes me think, why?
DEAR CRYSTAL METH SISTERS
I LOVE YOU, TOO!
#1. DON'T WORRY, WE HAVEN'T RUN INTO EACH OTHER SO FAR (THANK GOD!) AND I DON'T DO COKE OR METH (POT ONLY HERE) SO I WON'T BE FOUND IN YOUR LOSERS' CIRCLE OF TWEEKERS AND COKE HEADS. SNORT! BUT ENJOY BEING A PAIR OF WALKING PORN CLICHES HELL-BENT ON SELF-DESTRUCTION.
#2. TELL CONKY AND GONZO GIRL I LOVE THEM SOOO MUCH, TOO. I WANT TO THANK BOTH OF THEM FOR SHOWING ME SUCH DEVOTION LIKE THE ULTIMATE FANS OF MINE THEY SECRETLY REALLY ARE! TO KNOW EVERY SINGLE ASPECT OF MY LIFE? TRUE DEDICATION THAT PROVES, TRUE FANS TO THE BONE! KUDOS, HAHA. I'M GONNA THINK ABOUT THEM WHILE I FUCK SIX HOT GIRLS OVER THE NEXT THREE DAYS AND MAKE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS, HAHA. (I'M DIRECTING MY NEW SERIES FOR SEX Z PICTURES, TEEN COCK ROCKERS #2.)
#3. YEAH, I'M SUCH A "FAG" THAT I HAVE FUCKED OVER NEARLY ELEVEN HUNDRED WOMEN. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS RETARDED, BROKE ASS FUCKIN HATERS WHO WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE FUCKED THAT MANY WOMEN OR TO HAVE FANS ALL OVER THE WORLD. YOU NOODLE DIX COULDN'T GET LAID IN A MORGUE. PLUS AS IF REGISTERING ON XPT MAKES ME "REAL..." THAT"S SO FUCKING STUPID. THIS SAID BY HATERS WHO HIDE BEHIND ANONYMITY, HYPOCRISY ANYONE? FUCKING IDIOTS, I MEAN, REALLY JUST DUMB, DUMB FUCKWADS YOU HATERS ARE. YOU MAKE ME LAUGH.)
#4 ALSO, I UNDERSTOOD YOUR POST JUST FINE, CRYSTAL AVA, I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A CHEAP SHOT FROM A PORN NEWBIE WHOM I'VE NEVER WRONGED PERSONALLY OR EVEN MET EVER FOR THAT MATTER, SO I THOUGHT I'D JUST RETURN YOU THE LOVE... SO RIGHT BACK AT YA, SWEETHEART! BUT I'LL JUST THROW YOU AND YOUR FELLOW CLICHE TWEEKER SISTER ON THE "WE HATE KURT LOCKWOOD" PILE OF OBSESSED LOSERS. I'M JUST GLAD I NEVER MADE THE MISTAKE OF HIRING YOU TWO TWEEKERS BUT I'LL MAKE SURE I SPREAD THE WORD.
#5 HEY XPT HATERS, KEEP UP THE FREE PRESS!! WHATEVER YOU ALL ARE DOING, GIVEN MY NEW FEATURE DIRECTING GIGS, MY SCHEDULE OF ABOUT 8 SCENES A WEEK, AND MY 8 AVN NOMINATIONS, WHATEVER Y'ALL ARE DOING? IT'S WORKING! THIS HAS BEEN MY BE$T YEAR YET! PLUS, I'M LOVING KICKING YOUR SNAKE BASKET ASSES AND WATCHING HOW PISSED OFF YOU WORTHLESS HATERS ARE GETTING, HAHA. YOU ARE ALL SO EASY, HAHA. HSSSSS! I PLAY YOU ALL LIKE I PLAY MY GUITAR, EFFORTLESSLY, HAHA. SO HATE ME, BITCHES! HATE, ME! I LOVE IT! I'M STILL GONNA BE HERE HAVING ULTRA HOT SEX WITH REALLY HOT CHICKS AND MAKING MAJOR FUCKIN MONEY FOR YEARS, AND NONE OF YOU HATERS CAN EVER DO A FUCKING THING ABOUT IT. NOT. ONE. FUCKING. THING. SO SUCK MY AVN AWARD WINNING COCK, BITCHES! PUNK ROCK, MOTHERFUCKERS! MORE MORE MORE! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? BWAHAHAHAHA!
BEST,
KURT FUCKIN' LOCKWOOD
(AVN male performer of the year nominee now for FOUR STRAIGHT YEARS. HATE ON THAT, HAHA!)
well you gotta admit the man got some points.
Yeah man, totally. How'd this even get started? He must've really pissed someone off... or maybe it's just jealousy...
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#202078 - 11/17/06 10:26 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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hey kurt. you're right. i'm a huuuuuuggge fan of yours. can't get enough of that taint of yours! oh, "you're playin' us like you play your guitar: effortlessly"? i've heard you play the guitar, kurt, and i would agree that you do play "effortlessly". as in without putting in the effort to have someone teach you how to play it. you hit the nail on the head with naming your band "not the ramones", that's for damn sure. you should call it "not even hansen". how telling that you brag about being nominated for male performer of the year four times. you also lost four times. there isn't that much male talent, kurt. pretty much all the big players get nominated every year. maybe veronica jett's right-- you should get "crossover star of the year". i dunno, veronica. evan seinfeld's up for that one, and he'd be some stiff competition ha ha.
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#202081 - 11/17/06 11:57 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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i want kurt to send me a myspace message
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#202082 - 11/17/06 12:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Another ammusing letter from Kurt (lifecrisis) Lockwood
No worries here Kurt, your just having a midlife crisis. Putting all your energy into writing how much you hate everything and that your not gay or whatever makes me think, why?
DEAR CRYSTAL METH SISTERS
I LOVE YOU, TOO!
#1. DON'T WORRY, WE HAVEN'T RUN INTO EACH OTHER SO FAR (THANK GOD!) AND I DON'T DO COKE OR METH (POT ONLY HERE) SO I WON'T BE FOUND IN YOUR LOSERS' CIRCLE OF TWEEKERS AND COKE HEADS. SNORT! BUT ENJOY BEING A PAIR OF WALKING PORN CLICHES HELL-BENT ON SELF-DESTRUCTION.
#2. TELL CONKY AND GONZO GIRL I LOVE THEM SOOO MUCH, TOO. I WANT TO THANK BOTH OF THEM FOR SHOWING ME SUCH DEVOTION LIKE THE ULTIMATE FANS OF MINE THEY SECRETLY REALLY ARE! TO KNOW EVERY SINGLE ASPECT OF MY LIFE? TRUE DEDICATION THAT PROVES, TRUE FANS TO THE BONE! KUDOS, HAHA. I'M GONNA THINK ABOUT THEM WHILE I FUCK SIX HOT GIRLS OVER THE NEXT THREE DAYS AND MAKE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS, HAHA. (I'M DIRECTING MY NEW SERIES FOR SEX Z PICTURES, TEEN COCK ROCKERS #2.)
#3. YEAH, I'M SUCH A "FAG" THAT I HAVE FUCKED OVER NEARLY ELEVEN HUNDRED WOMEN. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS RETARDED, BROKE ASS FUCKIN HATERS WHO WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE FUCKED THAT MANY WOMEN OR TO HAVE FANS ALL OVER THE WORLD. YOU NOODLE DIX COULDN'T GET LAID IN A MORGUE. PLUS AS IF REGISTERING ON XPT MAKES ME "REAL..." THAT"S SO FUCKING STUPID. THIS SAID BY HATERS WHO HIDE BEHIND ANONYMITY, HYPOCRISY ANYONE? FUCKING IDIOTS, I MEAN, REALLY JUST DUMB, DUMB FUCKWADS YOU HATERS ARE. YOU MAKE ME LAUGH.)
#4 ALSO, I UNDERSTOOD YOUR POST JUST FINE, CRYSTAL AVA, I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A CHEAP SHOT FROM A PORN NEWBIE WHOM I'VE NEVER WRONGED PERSONALLY OR EVEN MET EVER FOR THAT MATTER, SO I THOUGHT I'D JUST RETURN YOU THE LOVE... SO RIGHT BACK AT YA, SWEETHEART! BUT I'LL JUST THROW YOU AND YOUR FELLOW CLICHE TWEEKER SISTER ON THE "WE HATE KURT LOCKWOOD" PILE OF OBSESSED LOSERS. I'M JUST GLAD I NEVER MADE THE MISTAKE OF HIRING YOU TWO TWEEKERS BUT I'LL MAKE SURE I SPREAD THE WORD.
#5 HEY XPT HATERS, KEEP UP THE FREE PRESS!! WHATEVER YOU ALL ARE DOING, GIVEN MY NEW FEATURE DIRECTING GIGS, MY SCHEDULE OF ABOUT 8 SCENES A WEEK, AND MY 8 AVN NOMINATIONS, WHATEVER Y'ALL ARE DOING? IT'S WORKING! THIS HAS BEEN MY BE$T YEAR YET! PLUS, I'M LOVING KICKING YOUR SNAKE BASKET ASSES AND WATCHING HOW PISSED OFF YOU WORTHLESS HATERS ARE GETTING, HAHA. YOU ARE ALL SO EASY, HAHA. HSSSSS! I PLAY YOU ALL LIKE I PLAY MY GUITAR, EFFORTLESSLY, HAHA. SO HATE ME, BITCHES! HATE, ME! I LOVE IT! I'M STILL GONNA BE HERE HAVING ULTRA HOT SEX WITH REALLY HOT CHICKS AND MAKING MAJOR FUCKIN MONEY FOR YEARS, AND NONE OF YOU HATERS CAN EVER DO A FUCKING THING ABOUT IT. NOT. ONE. FUCKING. THING. SO SUCK MY AVN AWARD WINNING COCK, BITCHES! PUNK ROCK, MOTHERFUCKERS! MORE MORE MORE! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? BWAHAHAHAHA!
BEST,
KURT FUCKIN' LOCKWOOD
(AVN male performer of the year nominee now for FOUR STRAIGHT YEARS. HATE ON THAT, HAHA!)
White sammura rocks
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#202084 - 11/17/06 01:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#2. TELL CONKY AND GONZO GIRL I LOVE THEM SOOO MUCH, TOO. I WANT TO THANK BOTH OF THEM FOR SHOWING ME SUCH DEVOTION LIKE THE ULTIMATE FANS OF MINE THEY SECRETLY REALLY ARE! TO KNOW EVERY SINGLE ASPECT OF MY LIFE? TRUE DEDICATION THAT PROVES, TRUE FANS TO THE BONE! KUDOS, HAHA. I'M GONNA THINK ABOUT THEM WHILE I FUCK SIX HOT GIRLS OVER THE NEXT THREE DAYS AND MAKE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS, HAHA. (I'M DIRECTING MY NEW SERIES FOR SEX Z PICTURES, TEEN COCK ROCKERS #2.)
Kurt, Kurt. Where to start? First things first. I don't like you. I don't hate you. I just don't care about you. You do, however, irritate me in much the same way as a small pebble in my shoe would. Your massive ego is truly your downfall. It dominates your character completely and, if it wasn't for that, I suspect you'd be a likeable guy. I actually did admire your run-in with Jesus Baldwin (if what I read actually took place). I know nothing of your life other than the gruesome car wreckage I read online.
And now we come to the depressing side of your life. Your belief that fucking six girls will in any way, shape or form, impress me or make any difference as to how I go about my day. The fact that your life is so bereft of joy, so completely empty that you think that making notches on your bedpost is in any way impressive actually saddens me. I genuinely feel pity for you. There must be a terrible void in your life, but sex with women who have to be paid to suck you off will never, ever fill it. You are of a type, Kurt. I know many male performers who behave as if they never grew up. They collect porn starlets the way kids used to collect baseball cards. And at the end of the day, they can't maintain solid relationships with anyone inside or outside the business. Their 'friends' desert them when the money runs out, and they're left, empty and bereft. And even if the money doesn't run out, deep down, they're not truly happy. How can they be, when they realize that the life they pursued has been absolute illusion? Life is not about who has the most toys. Not ultimately, as you lie dying in a bed. No. It's about being loved. And you, Kurt, unless you make a major life change, will never be truly loved. And deep down, you know that. It's why you go to such great lengths to over-compensate.
Sorry to disappoint you, Kurt. I've been in this business for a lot longer than you have, and thanks to that, I know a lot of truths which you patently choose to ignore.
You and I both know how many units gonzo sells globally, so please don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining, Kurt. The golden age of porn was long ago, and I don't need a crystal ball to tell me that the porn recession is going to get better.
Good luck in your efforts to suckseed, Kurt. You've certainly got self-belief on your side, if not any sort of cinematography qualification or sense of humility.
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I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#202085 - 11/17/06 02:22 PM
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#202087 - 11/17/06 05:16 PM
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According to what I read on the net, Tyler Faith sez Cunt Lockjaw likes getting "pegged" when he's off the set. Tell us about that, cunt.
You get paid to fuck women? It doesn't take away from the fact you like the baloney pony. Get out of the closet. Christian at least has.
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#202092 - 11/18/06 09:10 AM
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#202093 - 11/18/06 09:15 AM
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According to what I read on the net, Tyler Faith sez Cunt Lockjaw likes getting "pegged" when he's off the set. Tell us about that, cunt.
You get paid to fuck women? It doesn't take away from the fact you like the baloney pony. Get out of the closet. Christian at least has.
thanks biff! i was waiting for that one! lol....HOW DARE YOU BIFF!
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#202095 - 11/18/06 09:59 AM
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#202097 - 11/18/06 10:45 AM
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he asked me to post this
HEY WILLIE D
Here is your quote to me... "Steve, don't forget that you're pushing middle age, and that ultra-hot sex you brag about happens because other people pay those whores to allow you to penetrate them. But I wouldn't excpect you to understand...you're Caligula...Caligula was a sociopath, too."
YAWN... OKAY NOW I AM STARTING TO GET BORED. THIS JUST GETS REPETITIVE AND I'M REPEATING MYSELF NOW. BTW, I LIKE HOW YOU DIDN'T POST MY LAST RESPONSE TO YOU. CHICKENMASTER DID THE SAME THING. YOU HATERS ARE SUCH COWARDS. I PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE IN THAT LAST POST AND YOU COULDN'T BRING YOURSELF TO POST IT, HUH, COWARD? NOR DID YOU ANSWER ME BUT YOU STILL TAKE POST SHOTS AT ME ANYWAY LIKE THE PUSSY THAT YOU REALLY ARE. SO OKAY HERE WE GO... AGAIN... YES, I AM PUSHING MIDDLE AGE AND WHAT? FATHER TIME COMES FOR US ALL MY FRIEND. I THINK I"M DOING BETTER THAN MOST IN THAT DEPT. I'M LOVING GROWING OLDER AND THE WISDOM THAT COMES WITH IT. PLUS, IT TURNS ME ON THAT THE HOT CHICKS ARE 18 AND I'M 36. PLUS, WOMEN WILL TELL YOU MEN GET BETTER LOOKING AS THEY GET OLDER. EXCEPT YOU OF COURSE. BTW, ONE LOOK AT YOUR FAT, GRIZZLED, UGLY MUG AND I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY WHY YOU HATE ME. IF I LOOKED LIKE YOU HATERS I WOULD HATE ME TOO. WE ARE THE SAME AGE AND YOU LOOK 20 YEARS OLDER THAN ME AT LEAST. AS FOR THE GIRLS WHO HAVE ULTRA HOT SEX WITH ME ARE PAID BY SOMEONE TO... WHO GIVES A FUCK? I'LL TAKE IT, HAHA! IT SURE BEATS THE HELL OUT OF NOT GETTING ALL THAT HOT PUSSY THAT I GET TO FUCK. I'LL TAKE THE HOT FUCKING GIRLS WHO ARE PAID TO HAVE SEX WITH ME OVER WHATEVER NOTHING SEX LIFE YOU FUCKIN' VIRGINS HAVE (OR DON'T HAVE) ANY DAY. YOU HATERS ARE MISSING THE POINT. GUYS LIKE YOU WHO PAY SO MUCH ATTENTION TO OTHER GUYS' SEX LIVES ARE G.A.Y. AND THERE'S NO WAY AROUND THAT FACT. YOUR BEHAVIOR IS GAY!! AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, THE CALIGULA LINE? AT LAST, YOU ARE FINALLY BEGINNING TO UNDERSTAND ME. GOD, YOU HATERS ARE JUST DUMB. LAST BUT NOT LEAST. USING MY REAL NAME? EVEN FOR A SCUMBAG LIKE YOU THAT IS A NEW LOW, ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU HIDE IN ANONYMITY, ASSHOLE. GET SOME FUCKIN' PERSPECTIVE, DICKHEAD.
I'LL SEND THIS BELOW TO YOU BECAUSE I KNOW YOU WILL PASS IT ON TO CONKY ON XPT.
HEY CONKY
ZZZZZZZZZZZ.... OH ARE YOU DONE? I MUST'VE DOZED OFF. YOUR OBSESSION WITH ME IS TRULY REMARKABLE. SEVERAL POSTS FROM YOU ABOUT ME A DAY? GOD, I MUST BE THE FIRST THING YOU THINK ABOUT WHEN YOU WAKE UP. YOU ARE TRULY THE ULTIMATE FAN. I KNOW YOU SAY THE CONTRARY BUT IT'S TOTALLY A CASE OF "THE HATER DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH METHINKS." HERE'S YOUR FATAL FLAW. YOU CAN'T SAY YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME WHEN YOU POST ABOUT ME EVERY DAY. THERE IS AN ORGY OF EVIDENCE TO SUGGEST THE CONTRARY. I IRRITATE YOU? EXCELLENT! I WANT TO IRRITATE STUPID HATER ASSHOLES LIE YOU AND YOUR ILK DUMBASS! THAT'S MY WHOLE FUCKING PURPOSE FOR RESPONDING TO THESE THINGS! DON'T YOU GET IT YET? AS FOR MY EGO BEING MY DOWNFALL. WHAT DOWNFALL? LET ME TELL YA TRUE CONKY, I WOULDN'T SWAP LIVES WITH ANY OF YOU LOSERS. NOT FOR A SINGLE FUCKING SECOND! YET I THINK THERE ARE MANY OF YOU HATERS WHO WOULD SWAP LIVES WITH ME IN A FUCKIN' NANO-SECOND. AND YOU KNOW THAT'S THE TRUTH.
ABOUT IMPRESSING YOU AND AFFECTING YOUR LIFE? WHO GIVES A FUCK? WHO EVER SAID I WAS OUT TO IMPRESS YOU? I'M JUST WAVING MY DICK IN YOUR FACE AND LAUGHING AND WATCHING YOU HATERS SQUIRM. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SMALL LIFE. IT'S YOU WHO POST ABOUT ME MR. OBSESSIVE NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. I COULD GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU DO. OF COURSE YOU DON'T OPEN YOURSELF UP TO EQUAL SCRUTINY BEHIND YOUR HATER WALL OF ANONYMITY NOW DO YA PUSSY?
ANYWAY, I STOPPED READING YOUR SECOND PARAGRAPH ABOUT HALF WAY DOWN BECAUSE I'VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE AND IT'S BLAH BLAH BLAH. AND KURT'S A FAG AND WHATEVER.... NEENER NEENER. THAT'S WHAT YOU DON'T GET. MY RESPONSE TO YOU AND THE REST OF THE HATERS IS: I GET IT. YOU HATE ME. AND WHAT? IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY? DID YOU GET IT ALL OUT? COZ I'M STILL GONNA RUB IT IN YOUR FACE. SO SAVE YOUR UN-SOLICITED DIMESTORE B.S. PSYCHO-BABBLE, DR. PHIL. I MEAN, I LOVE THAT YOU STUDY ME SO HARD THAT YOU TRY TO PSYCHO-ANALYZE ME. (GOD, I AM THE MOST EXCITING THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD TO YOU, HUH?)
AS FAR AS YOU BEING IN THE BIZ LONGER, THAN WHY HAVEN'T YOU GROWN A FUCKIN SAC IN ALL THOSE EXTRA YEARS? WHY HIDE YOUR PORN IDENTITY? WHY? BECAUSE YOU ARE A FULL OF SHIT WANNABE LOSER NOBODY DELUDING YOURSELF THAT YOU ARE NOW IMPORTANT BECAUSE YOU ARE POSTING ON A STUPID WORTHLESS HATER BOARD? CONGRATS! YOU MADE IT!
AS FAR AS MY CINEMATIC QUALIFICATIONS GO, WHO GIVES A FUCK? I GOTTA JOB DOING WHAT I LOVE AND BEING CREATIVE AND IT'S SELLING WELL AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM FUCKING LINE. PLUS I WILL LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET. I'M ABOUT TO SIGN AN EXCLUSIVE FEATURE DIRECTING CONTRACT WITH SEX Z PICTURES WORTH SIX FIGURES. THAT'S IN ADDITION TO THE SIX FIGURES I ALREADY MAKE, ASSHOLES. OH SNAP! YOU REALLY HATE ME NOW, HUH? YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF RIGHT ABOUT NOW, RIGHT? YEP. YOU'LL BE HEARING ABOUT IT SOON. GONNA BE MAKING CLOSE TO A QUARTER MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR SOON. HOW ABOUT HAT? PLUS I WILL FUCK ABOUT 400 GIRLS THIS YEAR. HATE ON THAT $UCCE$$, YOU HATER MOTHERFUCKERS. AS FAR AS 'NAILING ME TO THE WALL' CONKY. WAS THAT THE GAY WET DREAM YOU HAD ABOUT ME LAST NIGHT SINCE YOU ARE SO OBSESSED WITH MY ASS? FAG!
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST. HEY JRV, I SEE YOU'VE JOINED IN THE FRAY. JESUS, YOU LOSERS ABOUND. TO MY KNOWLEDGE WE'VE NEVER MET, I'VE NEVER SAID A WORD ABOUT YOU. BUT YET YOU TALK SHIT. FUNNY I SAW YOU AT THE PARTY THE OTHER NIGHT AND YOU DIDN'T SAY A WORD. WHY NOT SAY SOMETHING THEN? WHAT COULD BE PREVENTING YOU? SELF-PRESERVATION I THINK. BUT JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER COWARDLY HATERS YOU LOVE TO TALK SHIT WHEN I AM NOT IN FRONT OF YOU. TELL YA WHAT. NEXT PARTY I SEE YA, YOU OLD, UGLY, IMPOTENT, FAT, FUCK. I'LL GIVE YA CHANCE TO REPEAT YOUR COMMENT TO MY FACE. FAIR ENOUGH? SEE YA SOON.
ANYWAY, LOVE TO ALL THE HATERS. IT'S COOL. I GO ON MYSPACE AND THERE'S MY POSTIVE RABID FANS (WHO THANKFULLY COMPLETELY DESTROY YOU HATERS IN SHEER NUMBERS AND LOVE) AND THEN I CHECK XPT WHICH IS LIKE MY NEGATIVE FANS, BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT, YOU CAN DELUDE YOURSELVES ALL YOU LIKE, BUT YOU HATERS CAN'T POST THIS MUCH ABOUT ME AND NOT ADMIT THAT YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH ME. FOLLOW THE LOGIC, ASSHOLES.
ANYWAY, I'M TIRED AND GOING TO BED. TOMORROW I SHOOT THE THIRD AND LAST DAY OF FILMING "COCK ROCKERS #2" OUT ON SEX Z PICTURES. TOMORROW I'M FUCKING BRITNEY AND WHITNEY STEVENS...TOGETHER, HAHA!
BEST,
KURT FUCKIN' LOCKWOOD
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#202099 - 11/18/06 12:16 PM
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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST. HEY JRV, I SEE YOU'VE JOINED IN THE FRAY. JESUS, YOU LOSERS ABOUND. TO MY KNOWLEDGE WE'VE NEVER MET, I'VE NEVER SAID A WORD ABOUT YOU. BUT YET YOU TALK SHIT. FUNNY I SAW YOU AT THE PARTY THE OTHER NIGHT AND YOU DIDN'T SAY A WORD. WHY NOT SAY SOMETHING THEN? WHAT COULD BE PREVENTING YOU? SELF-PRESERVATION I THINK. BUT JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER COWARDLY HATERS YOU LOVE TO TALK SHIT WHEN I AM NOT IN FRONT OF YOU. TELL YA WHAT. NEXT PARTY I SEE YA, YOU OLD, UGLY, IMPOTENT, FAT, FUCK. I'LL GIVE YA CHANCE TO REPEAT YOUR COMMENT TO MY FACE. FAIR ENOUGH? SEE YA SOON.
That paragraph alone is worth the cost of membership here...my God my side hurts from laughing... Nobody say a word...
Sincerely,
Don Houston
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#202100 - 11/18/06 12:18 PM
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CHICKENMASTER DID THE SAME THING.
Kurt, you are repeating yourself, why would I post the same fucking thing you sent to me before? No, I'm not going to post in your defense on this board when you will not post yourself. No, I will not give you my real name. Post something here that is not a repeat of, "I FUCK LOTS OF BITCHES AND THATS WHY YOU HATERS HATE ON ME!" Then I will consider otherwise, one fucking post kurt, I double dare you motherfucker.
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#202101 - 11/18/06 06:01 PM
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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST. HEY JRV, I SEE YOU'VE JOINED IN THE FRAY. JESUS, YOU LOSERS ABOUND. TO MY KNOWLEDGE WE'VE NEVER MET, I'VE NEVER SAID A WORD ABOUT YOU. BUT YET YOU TALK SHIT. FUNNY I SAW YOU AT THE PARTY THE OTHER NIGHT AND YOU DIDN'T SAY A WORD. WHY NOT SAY SOMETHING THEN? WHAT COULD BE PREVENTING YOU? SELF-PRESERVATION I THINK. BUT JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER COWARDLY HATERS YOU LOVE TO TALK SHIT WHEN I AM NOT IN FRONT OF YOU. TELL YA WHAT. NEXT PARTY I SEE YA, YOU OLD, UGLY, IMPOTENT, FAT, FUCK. I'LL GIVE YA CHANCE TO REPEAT YOUR COMMENT TO MY FACE. FAIR ENOUGH? SEE YA SOON.
That paragraph alone is worth the cost of membership here...my God my side hurts from laughing... Nobody say a word...
Sincerely,
Don Houston
Now if only Zenman would chime in with his thoughts about Kurt. 
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#202102 - 11/18/06 06:15 PM
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it cracked me up how kurt said something about, "i'm just waving my dick in your faces and watching you squirm." uh, kurt, unlike you, the guys here don't want dicks in their faces. that would make them gay. like you. i don't care how much ULTRA HOT SEX you have with girls (and dontcha love the way he has to always qualify it as "ultra hot"?), once you take a dick--fake or not-- in your ass, you've gotta face the fact, buddy. "one drop", you know? how's your mother feel about that, kurt? and your dad? i can picture him talking to the guys at work: "hey, look at kurt's new box cover! yeah, that's my boy. he's the one bent over taking a dick in the ass. but it's okay, because he has ULTRA HOT SEX with hundreds of hot chix a day!" you're deluding yourself if you think they're anything less than absolutely disappointed in you. i truly hope you're not an only child. p.s. if you spellcheck "kurt", one of the choices that comes up is "skirt." ha ha! 
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#202103 - 11/18/06 08:28 PM
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it cracked me up how kurt said something about, "i'm just waving my dick in your faces and watching you squirm." uh, kurt, unlike you, the guys here don't want dicks in their faces. that would make them gay. like you.
Curt's first messages always ended with some line about him going off to screw Luscious Lopez, which always amused me because (i) I always think of her when I get my jones on for a whore with a nose shaped like Argentina, and who joined the list of whores who have done scenes with trannies.
In the end of the last installment, Lockjaw finally admits his one critical flaw.
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I eat up the attention.
I wonder what his attention span is like with a dildo bumping into his prostate gland? Curt, you'll need to send an e-mail to someone else to get the rest of your message posted again.
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#202104 - 11/18/06 11:33 PM
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#202107 - 11/19/06 06:38 PM
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