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#18763 - 03/23/04 02:12 AM Smelly Monkey's Hate list (again and updated)
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Well here is my new hate list, its quite length so i will break it down in point form so people can easily skip the ones that don't interest them, please feel free to add your hate list if you like ( looking forward to the original comments from lurid and sammura).


Scott Fayner: Not a supirse to many but i still hate scott fayner, i hate how he fails to accept that he was a homosexual at ONE stage of his life, hate how he is pro snuff films, hate how he is like 98% of the unoriginal smutters in la la land and is in a talentless band playing drums with the same talent as a energizer drum monkey. Hate how he took the most controversial porn gossip site and turned it into porns version of daddy day care. Love the fact he admits he likes cheesy 80's hair metal bands.


Sammura: She is hideously ugly but her personality makes her appearance look like lacy duvalle its that damn disgusting. Not to mention the fact she has the nastiest, most unappealing vagina thoughout the history of porn and has arsino hall going up all over her face YO ( in the ghetto). ( monkey then reds the following instructions step 2 add fuel to fire)

guy who runs hardcoregossip.com: Have already dedicated a post to why i hate him so i will make this short. He tries to bring politics into porn, is 100% contradictory, he wears a giant loop through his nose (hasn't been cool since 1984), posts TONS of shit on ron jermey. He was the main reason for the taylor rain/ scott fayner breakup (not sure whether to like him or hate him for this) the list goes on.

Lex Steele : because every scene he has done he makes it about the lex steele show rather then about the woman he is fucking. Him killing every cumshot scene he has been in by screaming like a dying cat killing the sex appeal of the scene for everyone except MW who has a thing for inter species sex acts as you all know. Also for sending me threatening emails.

Tony T: for having an oversized pumpkin head twice the size of his own body and the grammar and intelligence that makes sammura look like an oxford professor.



Claire James: She still has my dog and car and she high tailed it off these boards as soon as i tracked her down and threatened to get the police involved unless she returned both safely asap.

Marc wallice: for destroying 4 innocent lives and having no regard for human life and for not giving it to sammura (just jokes, i love you S).

ADT message boards: i went there today and its horrible, they censor posts its like the fcc runs it. They do realize what porn is, right?.

The movie bounce: this actually ended a relationship for me, i am 100% serious.

lesbian porn: Lesbain porn should be banned, just horrible, i would rather watch two guys fucking then straight lesbian porn. (I some how come off sounding like rob longshot after that last statement, ' AHHHH HIYA FOLKS AND WELCOME TO THE TONIGHT SHOW' chin wobble')

Smartt: Now using the handle MW245873645banheb etc. God damn brazilian, he is like a wart on the ass of progress, everything he posts takes the board back 4 steps.

mary carey : less said the better



sammura's mother: for giving birth to sammura (monkey takes another looks at the instructions add more fuel and fire should increase)

skeeter kerkavoe: As said before belongs in jail also at one point sent me threatening emails.

people who feel its their right to speak for god: Over zealous religious types who spawn the following lines " you will go to hell for that", " porn is evil and you must repent'. Etc,etc,etc. Who gave them the right to tell people where they are going in the after life, i could read the bible 14 hours a day and attend 23 church services a week to and that still doesn't give me the right to tell people how to live their lives. Mainly old people and pedophiles fit this bill.


Umm thats pretty much it.
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#18764 - 03/23/04 04:04 AM Re: Smelly Monkey's Hate list (again and updated)
MW2323 Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 02/20/04
Posts: 29
i think you just need a group hug

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#18765 - 03/23/04 04:39 AM Re: Smelly Monkey's Hate list (again and updated)
sammura Offline
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Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
sounds like someone is mad because after all the ass kissing on the board ...one of the directors ass he kissed just told him in a another post that he is a loser.lmao
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#18766 - 03/23/04 06:37 AM Re: Smelly Monkey's Hate list (again and updated)
james Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 03/23/04
Posts: 26
Loc: pornocopia
is nicole sheridan not on your shit list anymore?

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#18767 - 04/08/04 10:28 PM Re: Smelly Monkey's Hate list (again and updated)
Red Light Misfit Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 848
Does Monkey still post here?

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#18768 - 04/08/04 11:33 PM Re: Smelly Monkey's Hate list (again and updated)
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I don't think so.
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#18769 - 04/09/04 05:26 AM Re: Smelly Monkey's Hate list (again and updated)
Lurid1 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
never heard of him.

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#18770 - 04/11/04 12:16 AM Re: Smelly Monkey's Hate list (again and updated)
Steven Millan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
Just let the dead rest in peace,folks,and his presence will immediately go away.

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#18771 - 05/09/04 07:31 PM Re: Smelly Monkey's Hate list (again and updated)
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Was banned and now i guess im not anymore. Go figure. I hope i don't have to be tame to stay registered if the ban has been lifted. Maybe this is an error or something. Disorintated and scared (monkey begins to break down in a cold sweat and wets himself in a corner)


Edited by smelly monkey (05/09/04 07:32 PM)
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#18772 - 05/11/04 05:41 PM Re: Smelly Monkey's Hate list (again and updated)
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
YOUR WET BECAUSE YOU GOT PISSED ON YOU FUCKING LOSER. go ramble some more
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#18773 - 05/12/04 01:34 PM Re: Smelly Monkey's Hate list (again and updated)
The Gape Keeper Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/27/04
Posts: 91
Loc: The Dirty Old West
shit frick fuckin eah why is it that their is always a monkey something or another on every god damn msg board. I was at a senior citizens sewing forum and there was a god damn monkeysewer. I was at the zoo and saw monkeys eating their own shit. Maybe all these people are shit eaters
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