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#177478 - 07/05/06 10:52 PM Del Toro Thread of Doom
Monstar Porn Jesus Registered: 03/28/04 Posts: 4450 Loc: The Planet Houston	Q: Why is it good to have Del Toro as a passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. Q: Do you know why Del Toro got fired from the M&M factory? A: For throwing out the W's. Q: Why did Del Toro keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So he could keep the refrigerator cold. Q: Did you hear about the Del Toro coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck. Q: Did you hear about how Del Toro was found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: He went to see "Closed for the Winter". Q: What do UFO's and a good Del Toro movie have in common? A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any. Del Toro is so dirty he makes mud look clean! _________________________ ContactPornStars.com TheStarFactoryEnt.com
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#177479 - 07/05/06 11:12 PM Re: Del Toro Thread of Doom
smutspov Porn Jesus Registered: 10/29/03 Posts: 9489	Quote: Q: Why is it good to have Del Toro as a passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. Q: Do you know why Del Toro got fired from the M&M factory? A: For throwing out the W's. Q: Why did Del Toro keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So he could keep the refrigerator cold. Q: Did you hear about the Del Toro coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck. Q: Did you hear about how Del Toro was found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: He went to see "Closed for the Winter". Q: What do UFO's and a good Del Toro movie have in common? A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any. Del Toro is so dirty he makes mud look clean! Monstar, you rawk! _________________________ "I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman
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#177480 - 07/06/06 07:17 AM Re: Del Toro Thread of Doom
vanpiles Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 09/22/05 Posts: 137	How does Del Toro know when his sister is on the rag? When his father's dick tastes like blood How do you circumcise Martin Del Toro? You kick his sister in the teeth.
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#177481 - 07/06/06 10:39 AM Re: Del Toro Thread of Doom
Monstar Porn Jesus Registered: 03/28/04 Posts: 4450 Loc: The Planet Houston	Q: How many drinking Del Toros does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 10, 1 to hold the lightbulb, the other nine to drink until the room spins. How many Del Toros does it take to screw in a lightbulb ? - Two. One to screw it in and one to screw it up. How many Del Toros does it take to change a lightbulb ? - None. He'll only promise change. _________________________ ContactPornStars.com TheStarFactoryEnt.com
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#177482 - 07/06/06 03:13 PM Re: Del Toro Thread of Doom
Elena Rivera ADT regular Registered: 05/30/06 Posts: 11 Loc: San Fernando Valley	hahahahhah
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#177483 - 07/06/06 09:51 PM Re: Del Toro Thread of Doom
Martin Del Toro ADT regular Registered: 07/06/06 Posts: 6	Satan will have the last laugh. you all will suffer at the hands of the devil.
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#177484 - 07/06/06 09:55 PM Re: Del Toro Thread of Doom
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178	Quote: Satan will have the last laugh. you all will suffer at the hands of the devil. Satan loves us, God is the one that makes us suffer.
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#177485 - 08/02/06 01:56 PM Re: Del Toro Thread of Doom
Monstar Porn Jesus Registered: 03/28/04 Posts: 4450 Loc: The Planet Houston	He dies his hair every week. he has all grey hair and dyes it black...to bad he won't die. _________________________ ContactPornStars.com TheStarFactoryEnt.com
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#177486 - 08/02/06 07:58 PM Re: Del Toro Thread of Doom
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: He dies his hair every week. he has all grey hair and dyes it black...to bad he won't die. He will. I just hope its in front of a train. _________________________
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#177487 - 08/02/06 08:08 PM Re: Del Toro Thread of Doom
JimJaded Gay For Pay Registered: 09/22/05 Posts: 932 Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...	you guys are so mean he just a hard working,defrauding, soul'less immigrant trying to make a few bucks while spreading HPV ,herpes and god knows what else all over this country. hell he sounds alot like Brandon Irons, ....ok never mind carry on _________________________ i don't want YOU to assume i'm being uppity or disrespectful here, but even shit eaters must work within reasonable limits.
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#177488 - 08/04/06 03:48 PM Re: Del Toro Thread of Doom
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	Quote: you guys are so mean he just a hard working,defrauding, soul'less immigrant trying to make a few bucks while spreading HPV ,herpes and god knows what else all over this country. hell he sounds alot like Brandon Irons, ....ok never mind carry on I think Martian DelTaco is over four feet tall. So he's quite different from Brandon. _________________________
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