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#17706 - 03/04/04 03:13 PM Nicole sherridan hits monkeys shit list big time
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Nicole sherridan has soared up monkeys shit list with a bullet. I will post what she posted first and then explain why.

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Nicole Sheridan Writes: Hey Wanker, the subject of male talent in our industry has always been a fascinating one and it seems that debate will forever continue. What makes a male performer the best fuck stud in front of a camera? Some would say it's the accolades one receives at our precious AVN show in Las Vegas, while others would base it on the reputation the performer gains on sets by his colleagues, co-workers and most importantly directors such as yourself. In my eyes, the two best performers today would have to be Voodoo my husband and Evan Stone. My reasoning behind this statement is simple. These two performers are capable of doing it all. The criteria's for being the best are as follows. A male performer must be able to do multiple scenes in one day. They must be able to perform effortlessly with or without a condom without the assistance of pills or needles. They must be desirable to the sluts of the trade. They must be able to adapt their style of fucking in accordance to what the director requires and most importantly, a large group of people watching them fuck should not affect their performance in any way. The only difference between Evan and Voodoo is that my husband has successfully made a career for himself by choosing to only do scenes that involves his wife. Now we must all admit that that is an accolade in itself. Especially in an industry where most guys would not even consider fucking the same woman twice. But I digress. I have thought up a challenge that would once and for all prove who the best sport fucker in the biz is. Wanker, if anyone is capable of organizing such an event, I think it would be you. The men who would participate would get to chose one woman to be their partner. The event would consist of two scenes. The first scene would be with a condom the second without. The challenge would be based on which performer could do two full scenes with two beautiful facials back to back in front of a large group of people. Let's put the boys who think they are the best to the test.

Nicole Sheridan






Who in the fuck CARES who the best male performer is?. Who in their right mind is going to set up a competiton to find out who the greatest male performer is and why can't nicole that alien head fruit get it through her head that porn is about WOMEN. Fine she is proud of her hubby and thats okay but stop shoving it down the porn consumers throat, you over zealous love for your husband isn't going to rub off on fans its going to make them turn against you and in the end hurt your career. I will now ask the board if they have ever picked up a video and said ' i was going to buy this video but voodoo isn't in it so i will pass' the answer for all people without the surname fayner should be NO. As long as the male talent can keep his dick hard and shoot a decent load when required thats all that is needed, in terms of ranking them is pointless and more importnatly hardly any of the fans care and for those who do, contact fayner.
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#17707 - 03/04/04 03:40 PM Re: Nicole sherridan hits monkeys shit list big time
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Registered: 03/04/04
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I agree. I don't give a good goddamn who the dude is as long as the chick is hot.

There are some male performers who direct their own videos and if they are REALLY hardcore then that is something to look for.

But a dick is a dick. Who gives a fuck? Every old pervert in this state who walks into a porno shop doesnt look at the dudes on the box cover.....because they're arent any!
Its the girl!


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#17708 - 03/04/04 06:51 PM Re: Nicole sherridan hits monkeys shit list big time
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Registered: 09/03/03
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HEY MONKEY THOUGHT YOU LIKE SUCKING COCK BITCH, SO WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM DUMBASS FUCKER?
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#17709 - 03/05/04 05:53 AM Re: Nicole sherridan hits monkeys shit list big time
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Registered: 04/14/03
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I will now ask the board if they have ever picked up a video and said ' i was going to buy this video but voodoo isn't in it so i will pass' the answer for all people should be NO.




Some porn company owners would disagree with this logic.They do the opposite of what any hetro owner would do and they sign up contract boys!Go figure.As far as I'm concerned the guys are nothing more then props,but then again,im not into fucking she male either so what do I know.


Edited by Jeff Steward (03/05/04 05:55 AM)
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#17710 - 03/05/04 06:43 AM Re: Nicole sherridan hits monkeys shit list big time
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
no porn consumer in their right mind gives a flying fuck about the dudes unless they hate them & why can't they get that thru their thick skulls despite what Lexington Steele, Nacho Vidal & Erik Everhard think. Male porn "star" is an oxymoron, it's more like male porn "prop"...
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#17711 - 03/09/04 03:09 PM Re: Nicole sherridan hits monkeys shit list big time
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 614
Loc: Boston, MA.
Now if only the powers that be at Red Light could figure that out maybe the could start putting out some decent porn . Contact guys .... give me a break .

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