I'm Visiting family up here this next week or so...I meet my cousin's new boyfriend...he's a Sheriff's Deputy. We get to talking about law enforcement issues, and soon the convo turns to .....METH!

Seems The cental Valley of California is "suffering" under the onslaught of the methamphetamine epidemic...but I think this is all doom and gloom personally. Once again, a substance has been systematically scapegoated & demonized ("Drugstore Cowboy"-tom) to explain away basic human needs, weaknesses and perversion.

The deputy had 2 cool stories to relate about Methamphetamine's tremendous capacity to produce sexual desire/arousal in newly converted users. When you read these, Think of Ashley Blue's recent point about porn chicks doing awesome scenes while loaded on certain drugs (as well as all mine from past posts on this theme):

1) The sheriffs are executing a warrant on a fugitive who skipped bail, somewhere south of Sacramento. My Cousin's Boyfriend is covering a back bedroom window with a partner while 3 deputies knock and enter from the front. The suspect is fucking his ex-wife in the bedroom when the deputies enter the house afer being allowed in by the woman's son.

As far as the couple fucking, the woman is on top and according to my cousin's boyfriend, screaming in sheer pleasure and acting totally possessed, like Linda Blair and Debi Diamond from the original Gang bang Girl (he watches a lot of porn going way back it seems). Another son knocks on the LOCKED bedroom door and says "mommy, the cops are here..." One of the deputies then corrects him, "Sheriff's Department! Open the door and come out with your hands up! etc etc" The Man/fugitive is startled and starts to get out from under his ex wife...but my cousin's boyfriend could her and partially see thru the bedroom window, the wife saying "No! Ahh, just let me finish!" and she starts jumping up and down on his cock some more ...the sheriffs knock some more and the guy, apparently realizing the simplistic, animalistic beauty of his ex wife's behavior, keeps the fuck going! My cousin & his partner are seeing all this and in between laughter, radio into the other deputies whats going on, etc.

After a few more minutes of the woman thrashing about in wild demonic ecstasy, they emerge and the guy surrenders. The woman, as it turns out, was tweaked on speed the whole time (they found a glass pipe and residue next to the bed, and her eyes were as dilated as a 9 month pregnant vagina. ) When asked why she didnt stop, the woman said.... "I couldn't..." According to my cousin's BF, the ex wife looked so-so but had an awesome body and large perfect tits.....

2) The other remarkable story he told was when he busted several 18 year old kids for drug possesion and use by an area near the Sacramento River ...two of the eighteen year old girls, both VERY hot and sexy and wearing nothing but Bikinis, were tweaked out of their mind, and in handcuffs in the patrol car back to the barracks/booking house, the girls were trying to frig themselves and get off on the seats of the car, and one of them even tucked her foot underneath herself and started rubbing on her own Foot!!!!! WTF??? And he said they both had this maniacal look of pleasure on their faces, like all they fucking cared about was getting off right then and there, even in the face of them going to jail.

Now is that fucking hot or what???

Me too but mine wouldn't have been loaded,and after the dry-click I would just laugh and laugh

yeah its no joke on the Meth problem I think Fresno is the meth capital of the world..

Its just a matter of looking up trailers per capita to find the problem areas.

methamphetamines = female viagra

It's the next day and the whole hancuffed bikini girl gone wild on her foot still haunts me in an erotic way that agitates.

Yeah I've heard of a few cases.

One woman on the floor in a cell finger-banging herself to camera, totally oblivious, whilst the guys in the watchhouse had a good laugh [she was ugly, so they weren't turned on].


I also recently heard on a radio station current affairs program that psych-hospitals have started having to lock ppl up in padded cells.

They apparently masterbate non-stop for literally 24+ hours at a time, totally oblivious to anyone or any of their own needs apart from wanking [male and female] furiously.

[NBO !NO! NO! I didn't say that shit...it was Dakota Cameron using my PC]

Excepty 'jackwad. "

Meth is not that big of a problem once you get out of Sacramento County and head west into the mountains of Mendocino County and further north into Humboldt County....everyone smokes , so everyone loves one another and has satisfying sex without the need for a Super Strong, Mind Blowing-once-in-a-lifetime-stimulant/aphrodisiac like Methamphetamine. There is a pure, unselfish lust that exists in these communities north of the Bay Area outside of the brutal Central Valley. Young people (16-21) living on or near the coast in Northern California have the peacefulness of the Ocean, the picturesque shorelines with seagulls pooping peacefully all over the place....and majestic Green Mountains and hills full of grapes and various creatures of the wild having procreative sex under the shade provided by these plants....all this is a natural aphrodisiac that the young, naturally beautiful women of Northern California use to show their men the love and physical attention that is right.... In Summary: Up here when a woman cumfarts, or gargles your load and shows you before she swallows...it has a element of sincerity that is missing in your typical big city girl, or the average denizen of Porn Valley.

I have utterly and completely lost track of what this was all fucking about. My brain has been reduced to a financial pudding where I can't figure out whether the 2-liter Coke or the 6-pack plastic bottles is the better value per fluid ounce, but I can calculate a fixed charge coverage ratio in my head, even accounting for maintenance depreciation.

You know why you hate your business' local banker...because I'm him!

I have been back in Sacramento for the last week.... While here I met up once again with my Cousin's Sheriff Deputy Boyfriend...here is another awesome anecdote regarding the sexual mayhem, and total BLISS provided to relatively new, young users of Methamphetamine:

Two Sheriff Deputies approach a van parked for a while near the River Park playground. Someone is clearly visible in the driver's seat, albeit slumped down a bit. The van has a slight but still noticeable "Rocking Motion" to it which indicates movement inside to the deputies and therefore, other people. The deputies have their hands on their weapons as they approach and tell the driver to step outside the vehicle slowly. They also ask whoever is inside the van to open the back door that is clearly visible to BOTH deputies approaching from the rear and step out. The driver complies but there is nothing from the person(s) inside the Van, and the rocking continues, and actually PICKS up in intensity followed by some now discernible "grunting"...

Both Deputies wonder WTF is going on, and they tell the driver, after a quick pat down to sit on the curb. They ask him who's inside...."Ronnie", he replies...."Ronnie and who else?" ask the deputies...."Ummm, I think her name was Claire...."

The picture becomes more clear now....it is not possible to see inside the van due to curtains and slight tint on the windows. One of the deputies yells, "Please open the back door and step out of the Van. Ronnie? We need to you to exit the vehicle and with whoever else is in their with you." The deputies hear a faint "Shit!" exclamation, followed by a female voice "wait wait...no no no...."

Two back up cars have now arrived and the officers are going to use the driver's keys to open the back door themselves now that there are 6 of them. Just as they are about to insert the keys, 'Ronnie' opens the door and emerges, wearing only Boxers and still at half mast. Inside, a girl, all of 17 as it turns out named 'CLAIRE' from the Elk Grove (upper WHITE Middle Class) part of Sacramento is nude and scrambling for her clothes. It takes the officers 30 seconds to realize that Ronnie and Claire are tweaked out of their minds, although the only paraphenalia found was a empty glassine bag. They later admitted to using meth, but were only cited for trespassing and given a citation.

...BUT, once again, the approach and presence and requests of law enforcement officers is UNABLE to break the sexual hypnosis of people on Meth. Those two kids, in spite of the presence of 6 Sheriffs deputies, kept Fucking away as if it was going to be their LAST fuck on earth, like the cops were going to either haul them off to a re-education camp or kill them outright, and they were trying to squeeze in one LAST, Maniacal fuck session before.

My Cousin's Boyfriend relates how the people openly talk about it after...NEW MEth Users (ones who have been using less than a couple months) relate that the sex is simply too good, and their bodies TOO sexually charged up, to ignore. It's demonic in its intensity as an aphrodisiac. There really NEEDS to be a porn film or series on this phenomenon...New Meth Users (Chicks) throwing caution, convention, morals and inhibitions to the wind and fucking entire city blocks or Bars full of guys.

Pose a question or two during the HEIGHT of the sexual intensity during the scene....when the new, tweaked out maniacally horny porn girl is bouncing up and down on a dick, say to her "Ah sweetie there is a small chance that the guy you are fucking RIGHT NOW ....Um, well his test might be phony, we are double checking. So you can either stop and wait for us to verify and THEN resume fucking him, or you can just take your chances and keep doing what you are doing now...." Seriously, I'd bet 99 times out of 100 that they keep fucking away, the hold and pleasure of Meth is THAT good.


I know just the chick(s) to play this role too....

tho at least da bunglar isn't backstabbing another porn chick or interfering with other peeps relationships because he's got a big mouth and is emotionally unstable. maybe he'll go roll off into the sunset and become a narc.

That is incredibly disturbing

As a former resident of South Sac and Elk Grove, I can testify to the fact that anyone who's ever had to endure a youth spent in that drab, monotonous, suburban hell... has a more than justifiable reason for meth addiction.

It's how I play rubber ducky in the tub. No time for scrubba-dub-dub.

It looks like she's banging her head on the faucet.

</---pisses her sweat out. I was just pecking at the water from the faucet with my big beak.

You should see the neighborhood the aim draw station is located in Sac. Real lovely. What a shithole.