In Checking Roger Tripe's site for the results of his fan poll I noticed that he has his own awards. (Everhard will get an award one way or another). I decided that it may be a good idea for an award of my own to be called the BB's or BeeBee's (Bill in Boise). I hope this yearly award will become to the AVN what the Razzies are to the Oscars. I will limit myself to the males (yes I look), and if anyone would like to add to them or do the same for the females be my guest. This is done in keeping with the prevailing attitude that we need a greater number of males in the industry. Perhaps some producers will be encouraged to expand their search.
1. "The John Bobbitt ugliest dick award" No competition here--goes to two-toned dog-dicked Erik Everhard.
2. "The Ernest Borgnine less than average looking wrinkled ass award" again no competition: Steve Holmes.
3. "The Pillsbury Dough Boy Mantitties award" : Manuel Ferrara.
4."The Ron Jeremy should have retired ten years ago award" A repeat:Steve Holmes,
5."The Rainman award" goes to the undisputed champion the autistic Erik Everhard with his little girl "hey look at me I'm more important than the women" constant moaning and groaning of the same four words: "Oh, god, shit yes".
6."The GW thinnest skin award":goes to the Rogaine Man Balding Brandon Iron.
7. "The Don Rumsfeld thanks for helping capture Saddam Award": a joint award to Erik Everhard and Steve Holmes.
8."The Joan Rivers will do or say anything to pimp my products award" goes to the Rogaine Man Brandon of course.
9. "The Peter North I can be sodomized too award " to the beautiful-assed Erik Everhard . Good for something.
10. The Dennis Miller unhappiest performer award" The Rogaine man Brandon.
11.The Anabolic/Diabolic we-film- the- same- scenes- with- the- same- guys- over- and -over award: A tie PlatinumX and Red Light District.
12. The Bald Eagle award to the best US born performer: Sorry no winner this year. It appears all the producers would rather go outside the country where guys have proven themselves and use the same ones over and over.....
Well that wraps up the BeeBee's for this year. I could not make it to Wal-Mart to buy some plastic doohickey so I will give some Rubbermaid containers. Manuel gets a small one and the other three guys get the 4 cup containers. 'Til next year. Bill in Boise

pretty funny... I thought I was the only one who hated Steve Holmes. The French accent is merely enough to wanna kick his ass. More porn losers are: that little shit TT Boy and dumb-ass Zack Miles.

Smutmutant you may be interested that Grandpa Holmes said the following at that other site:
"I'm primarily talent and shoot for other directors / producers. They call me to go somewhere and pay my ticket and my hotel"
Can you imagine anyone paying extra for that has-been (never_was)? With what they pay they could get three guys 1/3 his age.

The dope should have to PAY TO PORK. He has gotta be totally deluded cuz if someone actually pays to transport and put up an over-the-hill frog like him for a flick they gotta be el stupido. BUT , we already know porn is chock full of idiots. Look at Rodney Moore & Zach Miles for starters...

Those BeeBee awards results are truly hilarious,for it's no surprise that those three guys swept away those awards(since they're all everybody's favorite whipping boys here on this board).

Smutmutant--I agree with ALL you say about Holmes, but being of French descent we don't take the blame for him. He claims Transylvania or German heritagfe i think--they disown him also.

Monsieur,

Just arriving on this forum, the first thing i can notice is that you clearly have something against the three following performers, Steve Holmes, Brandon Iron and Erik Everhard.

I am just wondering what do you exactly reproach to them.

You are probably pissed off to see always the same guys in gonzos?
I could understand this opinion.
But think about this : if you mostly see them, it is just because they are part of the best male performers at the moment.

You posted somewhere that you think Steve should retire, you think he is too old.
You criticize everyone´s physical appearance.

I have to tell you something : to have good scenes, with energy, opening for the camera, etc,... the way the performers look have no importance.
The thing that matters is the way they fuck and do their job. That´s it.


Would you prefer to see some younger, body-builded, handsome men fucking girls in the movies you watch?

Then, stop watching gonzos, and turn to features.
If you want to see boring sex, it s up to you.

I had the occasion during my stay in Los Angeles to work with really good looking guys, extremely nice bodies, etc...
Like Dale Da Bone, Barrett Blade, Trevor Zen,...
For sure, i appreciated their physical appearances.

But when we shot the scenes, everyone of these guys were so fucking boring!
They are more interested in watching at themselves in a mirror or at the video monitor, checking if they look good, if they do not look fat with this camera angle,... than in doing a good energetic, spontaneous sex scene.

I worked twice with Erik Everhard. I ve never seen a performer so full of energy, never tired. He s just incredible. I had to ask him many times during the scenes to stop for a few seconds, because he s so intense that i was having an orgasm every two minutes.

I would agree if you complain that you hear him more than the girls in his scenes, but nobody s perfect. And that is the way he works.

Regarding to Brandon, he is in my opinion a good director and a strong performer. He has a particular style that maybe you do not like.
But if you don t like rough sex, then don t watch it.

When i first started working with Steve Holmes, we were joking about the fact that he could be my father.
I do not count how many times we worked together.
And if i had to choose between the best looking young man on Earth and Steve to do a scene, i wouldn t hesitate.
I take Steve Holmes.
He has this perversion that too many guys in the industry do not have. This makes the difference.


Sincerely, doing a scene with each one of them is such a pleasure that i would work for free with these guys.

I would even pay to work with them.


Cordialement,

Melissa Lauren

I agree Melissa, to tell the truth I could give a shit what the guys look like. If he can get it up and stay hard and put in a good scene then his job is done. From a male fan point of view he is just there to perform his job- fucking. Actually, I think I would prefer an ugly guy who can fuck well because i don't identify too much with some male model type.

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whoo hoo... score two for longshot here....

um...its a bit wierd that you are checking out those guys that much. Um when I watch porn i check out the girls. Heres a word of advice. If you want to watch dudes humping rent a gay flick. If you want to watch chicks getting fucked pay attention to the girls.

Smutmutant: I cannot accept this tolerant attitude from you and demand to be put on the same level as Holmes and Everhard. Long ago, the Beastie Boys taught me to fight for my right to par-tay. Now I will fight for my right to be publicly humiliated for being male talent because, God knows, there are SO many other capable guys out there -- just ask Monsieur.
How may I get on your bad side? I will start by calling you "Slutmutant" instead of Smutmutant.
Now it's your turn...
Brandon
www.platinumxpictures.com
www.clubpxp.com
www.pxpondemand.com

Melissa,--Thanks for bringing this thread back up. I thought it was one of my better efforts. I told you doing that would work.---Monsieur

Drab Iron Non is fighting for his right to get shit upon. I think Mr.Poo could be of service, but he's probably tossing Everhard's salad right now.
Zen, you made a god point there. Maybe the male "yeah right" talent should be labeled by numbers. like Hired Pud #1 or Fuckstick #4. Atleast the studs of the past knew their place and obeyed orders and were lucky to get a beer and a few bucks.

The Japanese do it right. The guys there are faceless. They are not credited on the box, they say little to nothing in the movies, they don't even groan. That plus they have big loads and all the cum lands in the whore's mouth. That's finesse.

I am considering banning Erik Everhard from my movies only if Monsieur will work for me.
I am sorry I fired you from our DVD department. I regret it and want to give you a second chance as male talent.
You tell me who you want to work with and I will put it together.

Thanks,
Brandon
www.platinumxpictures.com
www.clubpxp.com
www.pxpondemand.com

did yall see that kurt lockwood thing?

"By the way, it's not just these mean, arrogant bitches who are making these statements but these feminazis command a legion of lapdog men who repeat this "guys are props" mantra as if they'll get some pussy if they agree enough"

i have to agree with kurt.

Being what I would consider an average porn addict, sleaze bag, and all around social miscreant. I have to say I don't really look at which guys are in a video. I look at the women first (this is the most important part), then I look at who produced it (consistency is important), and then I will consider the director (do I like the other movies they have made). These are the things that guide my porn buying descisions. I don't really care who the guys are as long as they do their jobs which is put it to the whore good and hard.

Who the fuck is Kurt Lockwood and fuck what he thinks? He should just shut up and hump, because he's got a great way of making a living. Sorry, in porn the guys are just penile props. Feminazis? What is he freakin' talking about? They don't give pussy to guys who watch porn... what a dumbass!

Watching guys in porn depends on your perspective. When I am WATCHING a movie, I care about the girls. When I am SHOOTING a movie, I care about the guy. Well his dick. This is NOT coming out the right way!! hehe. Until you've shot a movie and watched your male talent become Mr. Softie in the middle of the shoot, you have not suffered. IT SUCKS!! And the hottest girls in the world cannot bring back a dead dick. Even if Superman was there, I don't think he could save it. So, we call in the stunt-dick, and it's very unlikely that the particular male talent who did not stay hard will ever be cast by me again. THIS IS WHY YOU SEE THE SAME GUYS ALL THE TIME. Reliability. And lastly, when I am IN a movie, I worry about the male talent very little. My job is to let the girl be the focus, stay hard, and make sure I am helping her have fun and make sure the director gets what he wants.

The end.

Mr. Knightley
Darrin

Kurt Lockwood needs a broken nose, too