Mason is a really unique true Hollywood story. When most child actors never go away or wind up like the cast of Different Strokes, this chick goes into porn. Not to fuck, but to direct. I always appreciated the freakiness of it all, but I never watched the sitcom nor really had the desire to watch her porn, either. That being dished out, this was a my first encounter w/ her X-rated stuff and judging by this movie Mason is one fucked up bitch being true to her dark desires. This isn’t vanilla porn; it’s almost truer to gonzo than Jenna’s recent stuff, but I won’t get sidetracked in the 23rd chamber of my doctoral thesis. Still, like a lot of gonzo one has to find the golden mayo sandwiched w/ in the intensity and it’s worth the effort when the director makes it easy for you to find the truth. My bellwether usually is if it doesn’t grab me by the balls immediately, I’m not wasting my time sifting the rubble of countless bad gonzo movies. I need way more than 2 squackable minutes per every 20 minutes, so make it easy for me to find it fast for the raincoats cummin’ amuck out there. I watch porn to relax, not work. I’ll work on the review afterward. Lately, reviewing porn leads to road rage w/o a car round here, unless the clock is stuck on 420.
For starters, this movie contains stunningly hardcore performances from both of Smutanico’s most extreme whores. Mainly, you’ve got to be mentally tough to reach my pinnacle of achievement. Kami shows her submissive tendencies w/ total control. This is rough rugged and raw when it gets tuned up a notch by having her face meanly masked in plastic shipping wrap. That didn’t turn me on, but it’ s the heartless sex performed with Kami’s inspiring passion that balanced everything out.
Then there’s another tremendous scene by Hillary Scott and one thing I’ve been noticing recently is how innocently Midwestern her youthful face really is and walking up on the bleachers in those white boots and cute pink candy cane knee socks was hoetry in motion. Pass the lotion. Tony T, the Egyptian g as in goon is the mindless meat puppet who taps the hell out of that ass and her anal endurance matches her impressive gag prowess. In gonzo porn, sometimes one must put up w/ the overt aggression to filter out true grace under pressure and that’s why I could easily nominate at least a half dozen of her scenes for awards. This is definately one of them, though it doesn’t top her performance in Jim Power’s Hooligans, it's just another amazing showing that seals it for me and if you try to smear her name in my vicinity I’ll punch you in the throat I swear.
Skip the tepid Taryn Thomas’s scene to get to Missy Monroe and her mesmerizing intro masturbatory squirt on a lit cigarette. Cool. I just wish she was blonde again, but brunette hair doesn’t stop her from being at her best attacked in the mouth by two cocks. It’s a saliva city throat slam to say the least w/ paleface grease on top. Damn, that’s why she’s usually thrilling to watch. Green eyes, great tits, and all that good stuff for the stiffy pop.
The final threesome featuring Georgia Southe and Kelly Wells puts this review to rest as these two sleazy corset wearing stewardess sluts give a show also worth the flow. Feeds your head both above and below. [Excessive Entertainment]
http://www.vcapictures.com/dvd/bigpics/masonssluts.html
Previous Topic
Index
