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#105996 - 06/09/05 11:14 PM GreenLantern: shaken not stirred
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Im getting some great pms from him of late, telling me to retire cause jenna kicked my ass and that my comments about him smelling like poo and his mother being a bike are lame.

Now i know that a green lantern fan boy exists, he does some shit on leanna's website or group , fan club or something. BUT i'm not sure that this is the same guy. i get the feeling he is a reg among us. I guess it shouldn't matter but a fan boy in denial with a axe to grind is something the cage shouldn't miss, so here is his latest PM for the boards viewing pleasure.

what you talkin bout?

From: GreenLantern

Ever since Jenna Jameson verbally kicked your ass, you've had NO GAME & your insults have sucked balls. Why don't you just retire from here?


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#105997 - 06/09/05 11:18 PM Re: GreenLantern: shaken not stirred
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
I didn't realize green had time to visit us between calling leanna's mother everyday and being interviewed by police asking for her whereabouts.

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#105998 - 06/09/05 11:19 PM Re: GreenLantern: shaken not stirred
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

I didn't realize green had time to visit us between calling leanna's mother everyday and being interviewed by police asking for her whereabouts.





Yeah, you're sly like that.
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#105999 - 06/09/05 11:20 PM Re: GreenLantern: shaken not stirred
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Quote:

I didn't realize green had time to visit us between calling leanna's mother everyday and being interviewed by police asking for her whereabouts.





Yeah, you're sly like that.





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#106000 - 06/09/05 11:29 PM Re: GreenLantern: shaken not stirred
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Quote:

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I didn't realize green had time to visit us between calling leanna's mother everyday and being interviewed by police asking for her whereabouts.





Yeah, you're sly like that.









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#106001 - 06/10/05 04:12 AM Re: GreenLantern: shaken not stirred
BlackGL Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 06/10/05
Posts: 17
Yo bitch!

How bout you and your ass mate - chickenhawk - fuck off and die. You fucken crackas are pathetic losers with no life but this fucking porn board.

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#106002 - 06/10/05 08:40 AM Re: GreenLantern: shaken not stirred
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

You fucken crackas are pathetic losers with no life but this fucking porn board.




Don't hate the player, hate the game.

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#106003 - 06/10/05 09:49 AM Re: GreenLantern: shaken not stirred
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

Quote:

You fucken crackas are pathetic losers with no life but this fucking porn board.




Don't hate the player, hate the game.




Don't hate the game, hate the structure.
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#106004 - 06/10/05 12:42 PM Re: GreenLantern: shaken not stirred
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

You fucken crackas are pathetic losers with no life but this fucking porn board.




Don't hate the player, hate the game.




Don't hate the game, hate the structure.




What the fuck is this shit??

Hate EVERYTHING, love nothing (except hatred itself)...but don't kill it...leave it for the next person to hate as well...
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#106005 - 06/10/05 01:26 PM Re: GreenLantern: shaken not stirred
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

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You fucken crackas are pathetic losers with no life but this fucking porn board.




Don't hate the player, hate the game.




Don't hate the game, hate the structure.




What the fuck is this shit??

Hate EVERYTHING, love nothing (except hatred itself)...but don't kill it...leave it for the next person to hate as well...




So you do love, even if it is hate that you love? That is rather philosophical.
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#106006 - 06/10/05 06:31 PM Re: GreenLantern: shaken not stirred
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
blackgl= garfield


At least in my head thats the one that makes me smile the most.
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#106007 - 06/14/05 10:48 AM Re: GreenLantern: shaken not stirred
BlackGL Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 06/10/05
Posts: 17
Quote:

blackgl= garfield


At least in my head thats the one that makes me smile the most.




AIDS infected Fag = MonkeySnot

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#106008 - 06/14/05 02:36 PM Re: GreenLantern: shaken not stirred
DrCyclops Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/08/05
Posts: 565
Loc: Amazon Jungle
Is this the same "Green Lantern" that stalks that washed up douch-bag Leeanna Heart?
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#106009 - 06/14/05 05:22 PM Re: GreenLantern: shaken not stirred
GreenLantern Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 10/17/04
Posts: 115
Loc: MA
Quote:

Quote:

blackgl= garfield


At least in my head thats the one that makes me smile the most.




AIDS infected Fag = MonkeySnot




That's a great comeback, BlackGL.

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#106010 - 06/14/05 05:25 PM Re: GreenLantern: shaken not stirred
GreenLantern Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 10/17/04
Posts: 115
Loc: MA
Yes, you have been replying to the real me & not another regular who hacked my handle.

I was lurking last week deciding whether or not to break the big surprise announcement that I have about LeeAnna's latest project in this forum or find someplace a little less hostile.

Think I'll go somewhere else & let Garfield & SmellyMonkey have to guess what the announcement is.

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#106011 - 06/14/05 05:31 PM Re: GreenLantern: shaken not stirred
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Yes, you have been replying to the real me & not another regular who hacked my handle.

I was lurking last week deciding whether or not to break the big surprise announcement that I have about LeeAnna's latest project in this forum or find someplace a little less hostile.

Think I'll go somewhere else & let Garfield & SmellyMonkey have to guess what the announcement is.





Hate to break it to you but no matter what the news is i don't care. You could tell me that leanna is going to be shooting hundred dollar bills out of her vagina on my driveway tomorrow and i still wouldn't give a fuck. Shes a washed up b grade porn star whos best years are behind her. Way up and smell the soiled panties.
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#106012 - 06/14/05 05:40 PM Re: GreenLantern: shaken not stirred
GreenLantern Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 10/17/04
Posts: 115
Loc: MA
1) How does one "Way up"?


2) I guess you must be gay because you could have FINALLY gotten laid for once in your miserable, pathetic life by a real woman but since you don't care I won't tell you what the announcement is. Say hi to your Kurt Lockwood blow up doll for me.

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#106013 - 06/14/05 05:44 PM Re: GreenLantern: shaken not stirred
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Can she come shoot hundred dollar bills out of her vagina in my driveway ? I can use the money.
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'' Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.'' Peter Griffin

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#106014 - 06/14/05 05:44 PM Re: GreenLantern: shaken not stirred
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

1) How does one "Way up"?


2) I guess you must be gay because you could have FINALLY gotten laid for once in your miserable, pathetic life by a real woman but since you don't care I won't tell you what the announcement is. Say hi to your Kurt Lockwood blow up doll for me.




1) way up is slang to get clean

2) Gl although you might see nothing wrong in promotional pity sex i do, so you can have my serving for all i care, here have an apple.
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#106015 - 06/14/05 08:24 PM Re: GreenLantern: shaken not stirred
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

here have an apple.




Damn, those apples have been too long gone, I didn't want to mention it before.

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#106016 - 06/14/05 08:42 PM Re: GreenLantern: shaken not stirred
Random Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
Quote:


I was lurking last week deciding whether or not to break the big surprise announcement that I have about LeeAnna's latest project in this forum or find someplace a little less hostile.





Quote:


I guess you must be gay because you could have FINALLY gotten laid for once in your miserable, pathetic life by a real woman but since you don't care I won't tell you what the announcement is.





The big news is she's fucking her fans on video now.

Wow. Call the NY Times. Alert CNN.

She's been fucking her fans for 500 bucks an hour for the last few years off camera and now she's doing it in pro-am videos. Great. I'm blown away. I know the rest of The Cage is too.

I need a valium to relax. This excitement is giving me heart palpitations.
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#106017 - 06/14/05 11:09 PM Re: GreenLantern: shaken not stirred
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
I'm hear to set the record straight...I'm not "blackGL"...I'd never take a handle with GL in it b/c the real Greenlantern is a pornwhore kissass & I'm not black

& last but not least kyoto is still a faggot
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#106018 - 06/15/05 06:11 AM Re: GreenLantern: shaken not stirred
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

I'm hear to set the record straight...I'm not "blackGL"...I'd never take a handle with GL in it b/c the real Greenlantern is a pornwhore kissass & I'm not black

& last but not least kyoto is still a faggot





Holy fucking shit, garfield, out of fucking nowhere. At this point if he is a regs second id i don't want to know, good to have you back big man. Were you lurking around during kyoto gate a few weeks ago?
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#106019 - 06/15/05 08:42 AM Re: GreenLantern: shaken not stirred
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Fuck my mother, Garfield is back!
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#106020 - 06/15/05 09:56 AM Re: GreenLantern: shaken not stirred
frankieprnmgcn Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 534
Loc: making your feelings hurt with...
i liked ur post better when i thought it said black.
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#106021 - 06/15/05 12:35 PM Re: GreenLantern: shaken not stirred
Shaddup Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/12/05
Posts: 473
i liked ur post better when it wasnt there

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#106022 - 06/15/05 05:15 PM Re: GreenLantern: shaken not stirred
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Fuck my mother, Garfield is back!





He was greatly missed.
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