The Dignity Extractor

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Tony Malice's tenuously helds position is now in jeopardy.

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No way...quite the opposite. Did you see the perks? Drugs and Gucci. Every whore will rush to get one.

The Dignity Extractor is the new black.

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willie-this is reeeeel reeeel good man.

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Who needs it the most?

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I took 6 months but theres finally been a good post monkey era thread, which reminds me its time for my daily 30 minute "im the greatest chant" in my mirror room by myself, again

Nice job willie, you bought this sinking ship a little more time but don't get too comfortable as i just saw some dude in a chair with wheels rolling around with a drill in his hand looking closely at the bottom of the boat.

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I just snorted my morning glass of milk out of my nose.

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Post a pic

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kyoto

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I'm as intrigued as my hangover will allow in the clipboard on the wall. It looks to have a photo of a kitty cat with a hat on and siting in one of those cripple carts Eddie Murphy used as a con in the begining of 'Trading Places' at it's top, and a torn magazine image of a red alarm bell held into place by a nailed piece of tin at the bottom. The word written vertically on its left side is illegible to me. Is it merely a clipboard, or some kind of cretinous LA art piece?

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I'm as intrigued as my hangover will allow in the clipboard on the wall. It looks to have a photo of a kitty cat with a hat on and siting in one of those cripple carts Eddie Murphy used as a con in the begining of 'Trading Places' at it's top, and a torn magazine image of a red alarm bell held into place by a nailed piece of tin at the bottom. The word written vertically on its left side is illegible to me. Is it merely a clipboard, or some kind of cretinous LA art piece?

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you're dead on!

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I took 6 months but theres finally been a good post monkey era thread, which reminds me its time for my daily 30 minute "im the greatest chant" in my mirror room by myself, again

Nice job willie, you bought this sinking ship a little more time but don't get too comfortable as i just saw some dude in a chair with wheels rolling around with a drill in his hand looking closely at the bottom of the boat.

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Fine post Willie, if you could actually produce such a "thing", as a gag gift/item ala "Spencer Gifts", I know people would buy them at porn shows and conventions...especially with clueless porn whores pitching them at a booth to the fanbots like Kyoto who finally works up the nerve to approach Jenna Jameson and offer to "Surgically Extract her Dignity....TRUST ME! You wont feel a thing! I am the greatest Dignity Extractor since Doctor Max Tusion...!!!!"


Only chance I would ever actually scuttle the HMS (Horribly Misdirected Satire/ship) Monkey Cage is if I know SM is sitting down on the toilet in a cabin and is just beyond the half way point to pinching the football-size turd loafs he reportedly struggles (constipation has always been a affliction for Monkey) to drop 2 or 3 times a day, so that he'd have to choose between finishing taking a shit and possibly drowning, or saving itself by running out with a huge turd hanging out of his shot out rectum. Perhaps with some spycam Technology and installing it when you are unawares .... (GDB Ponders Smelly Monkey Death/Turd Scenario....)

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A rolling stone gathers no moss, just like a rolling fanboy gathers no hailey pussy.


Hey da burg, how you doing sweetie?. We are like so close, almost like non sexual soulmates (da burgs eyes light up), hailey then continues, so umm do you have any, you know, (da burg grabs a small bottle from his man purse and hands it to hailey). k so i have to like go out right now, but call me tonight, promise (da burg looking confused figuring they were going to hang out for a bit)

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kyoto

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that's not me. that's the prime minister of Japan.

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kyoto

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that's not me. that's the prime minister of Japan.

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Gia, next time you run into the PM of Japan, keep choking his shit until they open up their trade barriers, like beef for instance. Eating more dead cows would help the slant eyes become more like the round eyes and that's what everybody wants.

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I believe you'll find that Japan has now lifted its embargo on US beef imports as of last week.

But the image of Gia strangling the Prime Minister of Japan is an intriguing one...hopefully she had to defeat an elite cadre of scantily clad ninja chicks to reach her target?