Joanna Angel gone fatty?

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Joanna Angel gone fatty? - 07/20/13 10:47 PM

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST...

What did she eat, or give birth to?

http://t.co/aldh94bBge
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Joanna Angel gone fatty? - 07/21/13 12:20 AM

What up, playa? I gotchu.





Posted by: jstubs

Re: Joanna Angel gone fatty? - 07/21/13 06:19 AM

That other one is hawt, Joanne is looking fat and stubby.
Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Joanna Angel gone fatty? - 07/21/13 12:01 PM

Once a broad turns the corner on thirty it is mostly downhill. I'm guessing she is a big pot smoker and the munchies got the best of her.
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Joanna Angel gone fatty? - 07/21/13 12:03 PM

just starting to look like a gross old jewish broad.
Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Joanna Angel gone fatty? - 07/21/13 01:24 PM

True, except Sylvia and Esther weren't tatted up like that. The only tattoos they might have would be located on the left forearm.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Joanna Angel gone fatty? - 07/21/13 01:25 PM

She still taking dick on film? Something about seeing a whore lose herself and continue to degrade makes shit awesome. Like Velicity Von coming back looking like a legitimate crackhead. I like it.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Joanna Angel gone fatty? - 07/21/13 01:47 PM

I know Joanna can be annoying, but having seen her at eXXXotica, she was friendly, talkative, and polite, as were all the whores at her booth.

I'm going to have to get drunker or higher during eXXXotica, so I stop humanizing these whores.
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Joanna Angel gone fatty? - 07/21/13 02:29 PM

Too many latkes. Soon she will be Panzer's mother.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Joanna Angel gone fatty? - 07/21/13 02:35 PM

A babuschka with an enema tube in her bumbum?
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Joanna Angel gone fatty? - 07/21/13 05:42 PM

Yeah, De'Bella2
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Joanna Angel gone fatty? - 07/21/13 07:11 PM

Does she count as a GGILF is she looks 63 at 30? If inly frankie figgs were here to make the call.
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Joanna Angel gone fatty? - 07/22/13 11:10 AM

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGS!!!
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Joanna Angel gone fatty? - 07/22/13 11:36 AM

Frankie hasn't logged in since 4/25.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Joanna Angel gone fatty? - 07/22/13 05:54 PM

And the boards server is all the better for it. What happened to him anyway? Crazy manipulative nymphomaniac therapist that surely wanted to bang him catch on to his shenanigans?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Joanna Angel gone fatty? - 07/22/13 06:05 PM

I'm guessing confrontation with the negro neighbors.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Joanna Angel gone fatty? - 07/22/13 06:22 PM

Haha. I was considering that as well. Maybe his new therapist suggested that his online obsessions were part of his mania and advised him to quit. I'm just waiting for my therapist to tell me that.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Joanna Angel gone fatty? - 07/22/13 06:25 PM

What obsessions you got. You're 2 days from your 2nd XPT birfday and you don't even have 2000 posts.

Damn you only been here 2 years? It seems so much longer.
Posted by: Tritone

Re: Joanna Angel gone fatty? - 07/22/13 08:19 PM

Originally Posted By: Kingfish
Once a broad turns the corner on thirty it is mostly downhill.


This is where black women win the beauty category: black don't crack.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Joanna Angel gone fatty? - 07/22/13 08:35 PM

Asians may have em beat, Tri, but I do agree, about black people and aging. Between 25 and 50, it is hard to tell the age on both the men and the women. A colored broad can look 28 and be pushing 40, like a retired mental whore we all know, or a dude can be 19 and look 40, like Greg Oden and MeBron.

Thing I don't like about blacks and aging is I can't tell the difference between a 15 y/o black chick and a 20 y/o, keeps me from renting em on the BackPage.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Joanna Angel gone fatty? - 07/22/13 09:23 PM

Fuck it, just put her in the basement for 5 years.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Joanna Angel gone fatty? - 07/22/13 09:35 PM

Originally Posted By: amberraynefan
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
Once a broad turns the corner on thirty it is mostly downhill.


This is where black women win the beauty category: black don't crack.


Yeah but who wants a big ole black chick? Not white men, not black men, maybe a few odd fetishy white guys. Black chicks are the last choice these days.

"Black American women lead the nation in obesity. 41% of those over 18 are obese, compared to just under a quarter of White American women in the same age range. African-American women are 70% more likely to be obese than non-Hispanic white women"
Posted by: fartz

Re: Joanna Angel gone fatty? - 07/23/13 07:37 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
What obsessions you got. You're 2 days from your 2nd XPT birfday and you don't even have 2000 posts.

Damn you only been here 2 years? It seems so much longer.


That's funny because it seems a lot shorter than that to me. I have a lot of online obssessions, mostly forum lurking. I'd rather read funny shit posted by anonymous regular joes than watch tv, drink, etc. I'm quite the do-nothing.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Joanna Angel gone fatty? - 07/23/13 11:14 AM

Nothing wrong with doing nothing. It's the American Dream.