Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops

Posted by: fartz

Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/19/11 11:25 AM

So after a long and ardous run with the h8terz and terrorists that absolutely flood the pages of ADT, Kristina Rose has finally threw in the towel:

"Sent a email. Hoping this profile is deleted by tomorrow. Thanks for all the love. But for the most part, this whole site is a waste of time for any performer in the industry. If you wanna keep up with what I'm doing and where I'm at please follow me on twitter! Thanks! Much Luv! XO K. Rose"


The responses ranged from the satisfied:

"i'm free to say whatever the fuck i want regardless.

However that wasn't my point. why should i support anyone who wants me to buy their product when they say that periodically posting on a forum that supports that industry is a waste of time?"


To the truly forlorn:

No in a forum you're free to say whatever you want that fit the rules AND the site purpose

nobody will sign up to read your comments , many did to read those of Kristina

think about it

we all are worthless here , be aware of this

Also she's in a good company, MANY stars escaped from here , she only told us before doing , also she meant that to discuss here is a waste of time , did you read the Definitive IR thread? Take a look at it especially the last pages when Kristina has been involved since someone considered her as a racist.

That was the waste of time he meant when discussing here



But there is hope in this man:









With a slice of Papa Johns in one hand, and a bottle of lotion in the other, he rallies the fanbois with this historical battlecry:

"As a long time Kristina Rose fan I am disappointed to hear she feels the site is waste of time for performers. Having been a member here for over 10 years I would have a much different opinion as I've watched the site grow leaps and bounds with super participation from the industry itself from directors to performers to PR people. There is no doubt twitter has become HUGE for the porn girls to say a lot and tout their films to dancing gigs to yes wishlists. I still think ADT offers a great way to stay in touch with fans who enjoy their work so I'll miss hers and any stars lack of posting on the site. This site is by no means perfect and there are topics which can generate a lot of heat and I think we know which ones- IR, boob jobs and I tend to stay out of those. As for why her profile is still active you can't delete a profile which is my understanding, there can only be deactivation and I've already emailed the powers that be regarding this. Hopefully she'll decided to come back and post because the site is better for her participation."



It's tough, tough, times over at ADT.







Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/19/11 11:48 AM

I support Kristina's right to quit. This inspires me to leave www.xxxporntalk.com. Goodbye and good luck.
Posted by: Fiend

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/19/11 11:56 AM

Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
I support Kristina's right to quit. This inspires me to leave www.xxxporntalk.com. Goodbye and good luck.


Good riddance
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/19/11 12:27 PM

"With a slice of Papa Johns in one hand, and a bottle of lotion in the other, he rallies the fanbois with this historical battlecry"

lmfao this just made my day.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/19/11 12:49 PM

I don't want to go over there, someone sum up or just paste why coloreds were giving her a hard time?
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/19/11 12:54 PM

Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
I don't want to go over there


same here... just reading the copy paste of bonos drivel made me sick to my stomach. people really live like that?.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/19/11 01:10 PM

To say she's box of rocks stupid, would be short changing the rocks.

I think a good concept for a humiliation/degradation site would be to have the whores read aloud, the negative comments about themselves found on the internet. Every time she hesitates, or starts arguing with the computer screen earns her a spanking. There will be escalators. After 10 spanks you add a clothes pin somewhere and you trade up the implement used. Something like riding crop to paddle to whip and so on. If all this was done while they were being ass fucked it would be a plus.
Posted by: 4 Small Boobies

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/19/11 01:30 PM

Brandon you need to be a leader and not a follower .

Now go lick some euro ass and feet and report back to us when you have found "The One" . applaud
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/19/11 01:30 PM

OK.....I'm back.
Posted by: Fiend

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/19/11 01:34 PM

I wish we could trade brandon in and get Bishop back.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/19/11 01:37 PM

You hurt my feelings....for the last time. That's it! I'm outta here!
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/19/11 02:05 PM

Funny that Papa John's should get mentioned in a KR thread, cause she is one zit-ridden pie face if there ever was one in porn.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/19/11 02:15 PM

^^^^Dat nigga don lie. Bitch certainly not Hi-Def friendly.
Posted by: 4 Small Boobies

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/19/11 02:35 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Funny that Papa John's should get mentioned in a KR thread, cause she is one zit-ridden pie face if there ever was one in porn.


Persia DeCarlo
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/19/11 02:39 PM

Yeah, that is a heck of a butter face on that broad.

I tell ya what the most horrible thing is the spackled on cover up at the end of a scene. Chipping, cracked, sweat making it come off and a close up shot of the jizz on it. <<shiver>> It helps kick start the post masturbatory self loathing.
Posted by: Al Snow w/ Head

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/19/11 03:51 PM

I thought any and all criticism of porn whores was disallowed and met with automatic execution?
Posted by: 4 Small Boobies

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/19/11 04:54 PM

There definately has to be others , but that was the first girl to come to mind . She wasn't too bad . Neither is kristina really .

What started her rant did someone go off on her for something ? I thought adt was well moderated for that stuff .
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/19/11 05:31 PM

Some good ha ha. The loser (Zambi) who set her off even tallied up how many times Kristina, Lisa Ann and Julia Ann (and more) banged coloreds. Broken down by year,

Originally Posted By: The Loser
^Nothing tricky here. No derivatives or fancy algorithms? These are plain simple raw numbers. Very simple ..
total number of IR scenes they performed per year. So how can you say they are senseless? Its just raw numbers?

You claim the demand has increased. But I say the demand was always there!!
I'm not talking about the total number of IR scenes being shot. I'm strictly talking about the quality of
IR scenes shot now (i.e. the number of IR scenes being shot now casting most popular names not just
generic performers or newbies). And I'm saying the IR fans *ALWAYS* wanted to see those stars doing IR scenes
but it didn't happen as frequently or in some cases at all until after the recession occurred. Companies
are now able to get them to do IR scenes more frequently than before the recession. That's my point. Whatever
the cause or reason .. the numbers back this up.

So I agree with you that DEMAND is why these scenes are being shot but I'm saying the DEMAND was always there.
But for whatever reason it took market forces to make it happen. You want to make money now then give the fans
want they want, and the IR fans wanted to see more big name stars doing IR instead of the same ole vanilla scenes they have seen before.

Also just to clarify I not focusing on when that star did their first IR scene? I'm talking about the frequency
of IR scenes. The numbers clearly show a major growth trend occurring after the recession hit. Lot more stars
more doing more IR scenes now. Which is good for IR fans.

I don't want to keep debating this. Just want to make it clear if the recession had not happened and companies
were still making lot of money shooting vanilla scenes you would not see so many big name stars doing IR. And
its not just IR scenes. You will probably see more big names doing non-vanilla type scenes -- gangbangs, strapon,
etc. So in closing, IR fans (which includes myself) should be thankful for the recession. ;-)


Originally Posted By: Kristina Rose
So, what are you saying about me, zambi?

Are you trying to say that I'm a racist and that I only fuck black guys for money because of the recession?

Is that what you're saying?

Because you're not saying it to my face? And I don't think you ever would.
I don't know you? You don't know me? What are you like the fucking black dick police?

Since I started doing IR back a couple years ago (when I ALWAYS said I would, after I did my first anal in yr 2, first DP in yr 3, then IR), I've only done a handful of IR scenes. Because for whatever reason I never get booked for it. Me doing IR has not increased or decreased my income at all and if you're insinuating that I do IR now because I need money, well, I think YOU'RE RACIST and I'd like to offer you a trip to the bank with me so I can show you that if I didn't really like black dick i wouldn't need to suck or fuck any if I didn't want to.

Knowing now what I know, going back I should have just done IR first, then anal, then DP. Had I known there were so many racist weirdos that would stalk and hound me and take my business decisions to heart maybe I woulda done things differently. IDK, I never really thought about it too deep.

But then again, maybe not. I got to the place I'm at in the biz because I did something right so... fuck everybody. lol.

And I think it's funny that a lot of times the girls that are the favorites of people like Zambi are the same bitches that, yeah.. they do IR but they also charge extra because the guy their fucking is black. lol. And IIIII'm the racist one. lol. riiight.

P.S. Back when I was only fucking white dick on camera, I was fucking black dicks for free on my personal time. You want any numbers or references that you can contact and verify this with, Sherlock???


Originally Posted By: The Loser
Once again I have incurred the wrath of Ms Rose and she goes postal on me.
I *NEVER* claimed that anybody was racist!!! Just pointing out a fact ... the recession has in fact led to more big name stars performing more IR scenes. The
numbers don't lie!! Coincidence? I don't think so. I think it is perfectly
logical.

There could be a lot reasons why:

1. Companies going after bigger names more now instead of shooting with
unknown girls because bigger names produce bigger sales. Companies may
be offering more money now than before also.

2. Stars are willing to do more IR scenes now because of less
opportunities and/or less money otherwise.

3. Some stars (not Kristina ;-)) were less willing to do IR scenes
before recession (for whatever reasons including bias) but now because
of less opportunities they are willing to accept those jobs.

4. Some stars getting older and may not be as in demand as before or fans
tired of seeing them do the same ole vanilla scenes. So they take the
work that is being offered to them and if its more IR scenes than so be it.

Whatever the reason there are in fact more IR scenes with big stars being shot
now than before the recession. Supply and demand at work people. You think
those companies didn't want to shoot with same stars before the recession?
Of course they did!! It's probably easier to get some of them now. It's a logical
observation but not a politically correct one apparently.

That being said ... let's all be honest here and not bullshit.
As we all know some stars (not Kristina of course;-)) ..
*ARE* pressured to avoid IR scenes by their agents and companies. And
some stars (not Kristina .. she says ;-)) are in fact paid more money to
perform IR scenes than vanilla scenes. To say this is not true is a blatant lie.

I should do a book like Freakonomics and call it Pornonomics. ;-)


Originally Posted By: Kristina Rose
You're a fucking idiot. Basically.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/19/11 05:35 PM

From earlier in the thread...

Originally Posted By: Blowfish
Has anyone seen "Can't Be Roots XXX"? I heard instead of cutting off Kunta Kinte's foot they cut off his dick.


Originally Posted By: Laurie Cameron Fan
^no I've been informed of condom use in it although in one scene only but it is unconsistent with a costume movie so I won't pick it up . OK it's porn not a mainstream but still condoms doesn't even exist back then


I'm going to die from laughter. I'll find some more later. Don't forget to tip your waitress.
Posted by: Tritone

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/19/11 06:17 PM

Those guys on ADT are such losers. We are ultra-cool here on XXXPT.
Posted by: TheDude008

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/19/11 06:18 PM

Yea Kristina Rose has a fucked up forehead that's full of tiny volcanos. I saw a trailer that someone linked at ADT and the first part before the sex it zooms into her face and bam!!! Full of zits. What a turn off.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/19/11 06:20 PM

Originally Posted By: amberraynefan
Those guys on ADT are such losers. We are ultra-cool here on XXXPT.


D'errick, why not go back there and join the losers? Oh right you can't because the cunt banned you for being a little ugly monkey bitch.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/19/11 06:20 PM

Tri, you a fan of Kristina? You follow her twitter and send pics of you jacking off on her dvd covers? You believe she mudsharks in her personal life? You think she could beat a chicken at Tic-Tac-Toe?
Posted by: Tritone

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/19/11 06:33 PM

I'm not that fuckin' Derrick guy. Whatever, I don't care if you believe me or not.
Posted by: Tritone

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/19/11 06:35 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Tri, you a fan of Kristina? You follow her twitter and send pics of you jacking off on her dvd covers? You believe she mudsharks in her personal life? You think she could beat a chicken at Tic-Tac-Toe?


Yes, I like Kristina Rose. She has a cute face and killer ass. But she is just an entertainer to me. Someone I jerk off too. I'm not interested in her personal life -- just what she does on screen. And that's how I've been with all pornstars.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/19/11 06:45 PM

A sex object, nothing more. I like the way you think about these whores.

Just don't look at her mug in person, and you'll be fine then. I made the mistake and it ruined her porn for me. Well, lets say it made her attitude/personality less than tolerable.
Posted by: Tyler Durden

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/19/11 09:30 PM

Originally Posted By: amberraynefan
Yes, I like Kristina Rose. She has a cute face and killer ass.


Meh. She's quite plain, and below average. It's why she has to fuck groids for money. If she was decent, she could be like the other big stars and have a no nigger contract.

Quote:
But she is just an entertainer to me. Someone I jerk off too. I'm not interested in her personal life -- just what she does on screen. And that's how I've been with all pornstars.


So it doesn't bother you that in her real life, without the convincing of a wad of cash, that she doesn't fuck niggers?

If she was better looking, and had a no niger contract, would you email her asking why she won't fuck monkeys?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/19/11 11:45 PM

Read her quotes Ty, she says she was mudsharking in her personal life before she got paid for it on video. Sure it was probably quid pro quo for drugs, but let her be delusional about it.
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/20/11 01:50 AM

does anyone here know how to reach out to her? lulz could ensue if she posted here. and lord fucking knows we could use some lulz in these dark times....
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/20/11 06:37 AM

Twitter !
Posted by: Tyler Durden

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/20/11 06:52 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Read her quotes Ty, she says she was mudsharking in her personal life before she got paid for it on video. Sure it was probably quid pro quo for drugs, but let her be delusional about it.


Fair enough. But the first lesson I learned on here; whores lie.

If she was mudsharking in her personal life, and it wasn't to score her next fix, then why wait so long to do it on film? It's the same reason kids wait until the end to eat their vegetables. They have no interest in doing it, and hope to God something will happen so that they aren't forced by their parents.
Posted by: Tritone

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/20/11 06:56 AM

Tyler Durden simply cannot face the truth: That beautiful and attractive white women yearn for black men. They are curious about us and given the right opportunity will slide their tight pussies and assholes on our cocks.

These contract girls you so proudly present as being "black"-free only do so to appease the racist owners of the companies and the insecure fans who cannot deal with diversity of sexual expression.

In their private lives, many of the girls have definitely fucked a black guy.
Posted by: Generizer

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/20/11 07:22 AM

Crazy. I can't imagine what kind of processed meat you all would turn her into after knowing that she couldn't even handle ADT.
Posted by: Tritone

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/20/11 07:37 AM

^^^^^^^^^^^
Hello, Gen! Big fan of your work.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/20/11 10:30 AM

I love Kristina and will continue to enjoy her work whether she posts on any message board. She loves to fuck and she looks great doing it.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/20/11 12:29 PM

She lays it out as a progression, holding back certain acts to drum up interest in them. Her agent is Speigler, he's a wily Jew and knows how to squeeze dollars out of lemons. She says that she waited a year in between each: anal, DP, IR.

Now you can say that she held out because she wasn't into IR, or you can say she was getting the Tritone's of the world all worked up so they'd run out and purchase those dvds in droves, therefore driving up her asking price.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/20/11 01:12 PM

I just bought 300 lemons. Please put me in touch with Mr. Spiegler.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/20/11 05:03 PM

I tweeted her with an invite here. No reply so far.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/20/11 07:56 PM

Originally Posted By: amberraynefan
I'm not that fuckin' Derrick guy. Whatever, I don't care if you believe me or not.


That was a cute foot stomping breath holding threatening to run away from home reply.

"Whatever. I don't care if you believe me or not"
Posted by: fartz

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/21/11 04:55 AM

Originally Posted By: Al Snow w/ Head
I thought any and all criticism of porn whores was disallowed and met with automatic execution?



That's kind of what makes the whole thing so goddamn funny. She went full on hostile out of nowhere. She took offense to shit that didn't even involve her.

Take this thread here for example:


http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=166505/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/166505.htm


Here we have a typical ADT thread of fanboi's discussing their favorite tits and talking about the ins and outs of getting implants; who they personally feel looks good with them and who doesn't and the like. The thread was flowing in typical ADT fashion and she comes out of nowhere with this post:


"How about I start a thread called "Which ADT posters should get a dick implant?" "Which ADT posters should get a education?" "Which ADT posters should eat shit and die?"
And if u ever wonder why ur life is the way it is, look up your archived posts on ADT and you'll know."



She seems to have this weird impression in her head that she's not providing jack-off fodder. She thinks that she's a real actress and that porn doesn't cater to men with their dicks in their hands. I mean, she doesn't even have that Stormy Daniels/Jessica Drake half-ass, "I make features" excuse going on. She a fucking gonzo girl who's serious acting career involves letting some French goof put his cock in her ass while simultaneously dunking her head in a goddamn toilet. Delusional would be an understatement.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/21/11 07:00 AM

So I was checking out our man, Bono's twitter hoping to find some closure and objectivity in this important matter. I didn't find any closure, but I did find a virtual treasure trove of giggles.

For instance, Bree Olson tweeted a question wondering where she can get one of these:







Our hero responded with this:

@BreeOlson
I'm on my way!!!!!!


If my work computer was faster and capable of taking screecaps (when I hit printscreen the cursor flashes and absolutely nothing happens) then I would possibly start a thread dedicated to Bono's twitter. We can shame him into being a better person.
Posted by: Tyler Durden

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/21/11 09:10 AM

Nigger, do you say this to convince yourself, or others? Because if it's the latter (ask a white person to explain what latter means in this context), then you have forgotten that you aren't at some hippy liberal sit in, where people fall for the dumbest shit out there

Originally Posted By: amberraynefan
Tyler Durden simply cannot face the truth: That beautiful and attractive white women yearn for black men. They are curious about us and given the right opportunity will slide their tight pussies and assholes on our cocks.


Excuse me nigger? Who is attractive? I saw 10 better looking skanks at the mall this morning. Kristina Rose is average at best. If she was better looking, she'd follow the path of other huge stars like Jenna, Jeese Jane & Tera Patrick.

It's overwhelmingly pathetic that you look at porn whores as anything other than worthless fuck toys. They sell their body for sex, because they are so empty on the inside, and have nothing positive to give the world. You need to remember who these whores are. Ever take the time to notice that smart, educated and accomplished women hate niggers as much as the KKK does? Think about that for a second boy.

Quote:
These contract girls you so proudly present as being "black"-free only do so to appease the racist owners of the companies and the insecure fans who cannot deal with diversity of sexual expression.


Fuck nigger, you are delusional. Guys in porn are there for one reason; to exploit whores. If that fat jew from Oz who was married to Tera Patrick was willing to pimp out his own wife, what is going to stop some other grease bag from pimping out some random whore who just got off the bus? Porn whores are a dime a dozen. One leaves, and 10 are there to take her place.

The reality is, its insecure, self hating racists like yourself that essentially force many of the whores into IR. Remember, if these whores had a brain, they wouldn't be whores. So it's not surprising that the threat of calling them a racist for not wanting to be infected by some smelly groid would force them into doing something they absolutely hate.

Quote:
In their private lives, many of the girls have definitely fucked a black guy.


First off, you have no proof of that. Second of all, they're whores. They'd fuck a horse if it helped them score the next needle, or paid the rent.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/21/11 11:04 AM

Originally Posted By: fartz
Originally Posted By: Al Snow w/ Head
I thought any and all criticism of porn whores was disallowed and met with automatic execution?



That's kind of what makes the whole thing so goddamn funny. She went full on hostile out of nowhere. She took offense to shit that didn't even involve her.

Take this thread here for example:


http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=166505/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/166505.htm


Here we have a typical ADT thread of fanboi's discussing their favorite tits and talking about the ins and outs of getting implants; who they personally feel looks good with them and who doesn't and the like. The thread was flowing in typical ADT fashion and she comes out of nowhere with this post:


"How about I start a thread called "Which ADT posters should get a dick implant?" "Which ADT posters should get a education?" "Which ADT posters should eat shit and die?"
And if u ever wonder why ur life is the way it is, look up your archived posts on ADT and you'll know."



She seems to have this weird impression in her head that she's not providing jack-off fodder. She thinks that she's a real actress and that porn doesn't cater to men with their dicks in their hands. I mean, she doesn't even have that Stormy Daniels/Jessica Drake half-ass, "I make features" excuse going on. She a fucking gonzo girl who's serious acting career involves letting some French goof put his cock in her ass while simultaneously dunking her head in a goddamn toilet. Delusional would be an understatement.

good stuff.i skimmed through and it looks like she wasnt even mentioned.what a troubled individual.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/22/11 04:10 PM

Originally Posted By: fartz

If my work computer was faster and capable of taking screecaps (when I hit printscreen the cursor flashes and absolutely nothing happens) then I would possibly start a thread dedicated to Bono's twitter. We can shame him into being a better person.


It's capturing. After the screen flashes open a picture editing program like Gimp and click "edit", "paste" "paste as new image" and your screencap will be displayed as a new file.
Posted by: Fiend

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/22/11 04:13 PM

Printscreen saves the image temporarily to your clipboard.
Posted by: Ron Mexico

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/22/11 04:44 PM

Another case where a good makeup artist has literally put good lipstick on a pig. KR is a disgusting, washed-out skank. Yet every month, some talented MUA transforms here into a strokeworthy PW.

Ditto with Gianna.

Ditto with every other butterface (hi, Jenny Padover) who came into the business. These whores wind up as whores for a reason: because (i) they are fugly and can't get jobs as normal (lol) fashion models, and (ii) they are decent enough to be passable in layers of makeup, all the while agreeing to let some degenerate STD-spreader like Germey Steele infect them with his herpsperm.

Easily the most under-rated aspect of porno.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/22/11 04:59 PM

Originally Posted By: Tyler Durden
Nigger, do you say this to convince yourself, or others? Because if it's the latter (ask a white person to explain what latter means in this context), then you have forgotten that you aren't at some hippy liberal sit in, where people fall for the dumbest shit out there

Originally Posted By: amberraynefan
Tyler Durden simply cannot face the truth: That beautiful and attractive white women yearn for black men. They are curious about us and given the right opportunity will slide their tight pussies and assholes on our cocks.


Excuse me nigger? Who is attractive? I saw 10 better looking skanks at the mall this morning. Kristina Rose is average at best. If she was better looking, she'd follow the path of other huge stars like Jenna, Jeese Jane & Tera Patrick.

It's overwhelmingly pathetic that you look at porn whores as anything other than worthless fuck toys. They sell their body for sex, because they are so empty on the inside, and have nothing positive to give the world. You need to remember who these whores are. Ever take the time to notice that smart, educated and accomplished women hate niggers as much as the KKK does? Think about that for a second boy.

Quote:
These contract girls you so proudly present as being "black"-free only do so to appease the racist owners of the companies and the insecure fans who cannot deal with diversity of sexual expression.


Fuck nigger, you are delusional. Guys in porn are there for one reason; to exploit whores. If that fat jew from Oz who was married to Tera Patrick was willing to pimp out his own wife, what is going to stop some other grease bag from pimping out some random whore who just got off the bus? Porn whores are a dime a dozen. One leaves, and 10 are there to take her place.

The reality is, its insecure, self hating racists like yourself that essentially force many of the whores into IR. Remember, if these whores had a brain, they wouldn't be whores. So it's not surprising that the threat of calling them a racist for not wanting to be infected by some smelly groid would force them into doing something they absolutely hate.

Quote:
In their private lives, many of the girls have definitely fucked a black guy.


First off, you have no proof of that. Second of all, they're whores. They'd fuck a horse if it helped them score the next needle, or paid the rent.


is there any way you could be a more resourceful bigot?.
you might have some decent points(anyone that read past all the "n" bombs let me know) but it's all lost with the baseline attacks.

i could reach out to barry, jig, or a few others and see if they have some extra time to "learn" you how to be a successful hate-bot in that sense.

don't take this as a criticism... it's a chance to study skills that will take you places and one day you too might learn how to hurt feelings and elicit irrational responses.
Posted by: drained

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/22/11 07:05 PM

Maybe it's best that there are talented make-up artists swarming over the valley. Kristina Rose has an okay ass, an odd face. Same for Asa Akira. Porn hot in dolled-up mode, a sad sight with the sad panda look.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/22/11 07:45 PM

Kristina is...I think stout says it best. She's not pudgy, not petite. She is short and broad, not necessarily thick. Say she was standing in front of you and you had a chainsaw in each hand. Start the cut just inside of the shoulder and go straight down. What you would be left with is the silhouette of a hot petite broad. Well...as long as you didn't look her directly in the face.
Posted by: Ron Mexico

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/22/11 09:00 PM

Originally Posted By: Pipe Dream
Maybe it's best that there are talented make-up artists swarming over the valley. Kristina Rose has an okay ass, an odd face. Same for Asa Akira. Porn hot in dolled-up mode, a sad sight with the sad panda look.
I wouldn't say they are "swarming" over SFV. But the ones who do it well should get paid big bucks. Flick Shagwell parlayed her porn career into being the MUA-of-choice for Jimmy Powers, and even a romp with Keifer Suthertland.

And am I wrong, or does bono-one look like a relative of Mike McQueary, the dude in the middle of the Penn State scandal?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/22/11 09:05 PM

Maybe if Mcqueary's grand pappy impregnated his aunt.
Posted by: Generizer

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/23/11 08:34 AM

Originally Posted By: Ron Mexico
Another case where a good makeup artist has literally put good lipstick on a pig. KR is a disgusting, washed-out skank. Yet every month, some talented MUA transforms here into a strokeworthy PW.

Ditto with Gianna.

Ditto with every other butterface (hi, Jenny Padover) who came into the business. These whores wind up as whores for a reason: because (i) they are fugly and can't get jobs as normal (lol) fashion models, and (ii) they are decent enough to be passable in layers of makeup, all the while agreeing to let some degenerate STD-spreader like Germey Steele infect them with his herpsperm.

Easily the most under-rated aspect of porno.


I'm alright with the fact that there are going to be some people not having a liking to me.It's easier that way, so whatever.

In the grand picture, I can't be all that bad if I've managed to thrive even five years after not doing a movie and only being exclusive to my site with a total of about 10 years under my belt. In the end it really doesn't matter what others say or think LOL.

Although I do want to make it clear that not all girls get in porn because they could never succeed as a fashion model. Speaking for myself, it's evident that would never be possible being 4'11. Each girl has their own reasons whether it be one simple one or many little ones. Quite frankly, I'd hate to do mainstream shit anyways... you sit around on set for so many unnecessary hours. How fucking boring is that. There's a life out there to live.

Anyhow, Kristina's personality of what I gather on Twitter seems though she'd fit right in just find over here with the sharks. She can dish it out pretty well... don't blame her for not though as I'm sure she chooses to make other things her priority.

Rant is done.
Posted by: Ron Mexico

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/23/11 08:59 AM

Actually, P, the only reason I threw that in is because you had enough of a funny bone to make all the "Butterface" films with Grip & Cram.

You're problem, if it's a problem, is that there were so many whores at that time who looked like you--or vice versa, it was difficult to distinguish one whore from another. Unless you dyed your hair purple or fucked up your body with bad tattoos like Joanna Jewjap. Then you weren't a whore, you were a **desperate** whore.

Merry Christmas.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/24/11 06:21 AM


Posted by: fartz

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/24/11 08:37 AM




Thanks to Pipedream and jerkers for the tips. It's still a major headache. Whenever I try and re-size the pic on paint, all of the important stuff gets all squishy and un-readable. I had to zoom out the left part (which exposed an awesome pic of Bono) then screecap it, then convert it to JPG. This leaves me with a screencap that still needs zooming to read. I'm sure there's an easier way to go about this, even with this dusty rig.
Posted by: Tyler Durden

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/24/11 08:47 AM

Originally Posted By: LouCypher
is there any way you could be a more resourceful bigot?.
you might have some decent points(anyone that read past all the "n" bombs let me know) but it's all lost with the baseline attacks.

i could reach out to barry, jig, or a few others and see if they have some extra time to "learn" you how to be a successful hate-bot in that sense.

don't take this as a criticism... it's a chance to study skills that will take you places and one day you too might learn how to hurt feelings and elicit irrational responses.


Point taken. However, I did limit the word nigger to less than once a paragraph, so I don't think it over powered the post. As well, since I am dealing with a nigger, I didn't really think about consuming too much time on my response. Just told it how it is, and leave it at that.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/24/11 12:01 PM

Originally Posted By: LouCypher
[/quote]
i could reach out to barry, jig, or a few others and see if they have some extra time to "learn" you how to be a successful hate-bot in that sense.


Is it fucked up that I take more pride in being on a short list of successful hatebots than I take in being on the short list of Employee of the Month candidates? Or the fact that I'm slightly annoyed to even be on the EOTM list?
Posted by: Ron Mexico

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/24/11 10:16 PM

"Fuck off & die."

Wasn't that Sierra Sinn's last username before she abandonded her child for the last time, forgot about Pittsburgh and, Mommy, and dropped reverentially into Luebben's disgusting hands?

Merry Christmas, Julie! Your're still a deadbeat mommy. Fuck yourself and raise the kid. Hey...maybe even use some of the money you made doing all those DAP's, fucking skank,
Posted by: drained

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/25/11 12:28 AM

Quite compassionate. Come on, black Christmas, go, go, go.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/25/11 04:40 AM

Originally Posted By: Ron Mexico
"Fuck off & die."

Wasn't that Sierra Sinn's last username before she abandonded her child for the last time, forgot about Pittsburgh and, Mommy, and dropped reverentially into Luebben's disgusting hands?



Yes, but, to her credit, she kept the name after she lost that Lubben feeling.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/25/11 06:50 AM

^^^Oh, and BTW: Check yer other alt's PMs. Please and thank you.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/25/11 09:15 PM

ypu mean whore strangler?
Posted by: Ron Mexico

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/25/11 10:25 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.
Yes, but, to her credit, she kept the name after she lost that Lubben feeling.
Somewhere, unfortunately, the Righteous Brothers have each died a little bit more. And Val Kilmer has become a little gheyer. Maybe Kenny Loggins came in an salvage his manhood. We all know TomKat is toast, queerer than a $3 bill.

Not your fault, just something to think about tomorrow. Hopefully, everyone has the day off.
Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/27/11 06:57 PM

Originally Posted By: Ron Mexico

Ditto with Gianna.


Who knew? Ron's as gay as a bathhouse.




Posted by: Ron Mexico

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/28/11 03:28 PM

Originally Posted By: Claude Goddard
Originally Posted By: Ron Mexico

Ditto with Gianna.


Who knew? Ron's as gay as a bathhouse.
I hate to break some bad news to you, but most PWs look 1/10th as attractive when they take off the makeup. I will grant Gianna does some decent porn, and looks good after a long MUA session, but away from the game, she ain't very much. I've seen her in person with limited (aka self-applied) makeup, and homely is the right term, certainly not comely.

There's a reason most of the PWs are PWs--because they did not have enough natural looks to make it as fashion models or even bikini girls. For every Charity Hodges, there are 50 PWs who want to be her...getting paid to show off your body, except you don't have to take some BI disease-penis in your asshole and let him spray his ball-snot in your eyes.
Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/29/11 11:45 PM

Wow, PWs can't make it as fashion models?

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/31/11 01:15 PM

That's Admiral Obvious to you.
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/31/11 03:15 PM

Quote:
Wow, PWs can't make it as fashion models?


Zoe Voss is pretty good.

http://www.melissakimbro.com/
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/31/11 03:42 PM

Originally Posted By: tattypatty
Quote:
Wow, PWs can't make it as fashion models?


Zoe Voss is pretty good.

http://www.melissakimbro.com/

why isnt she doing it full time?
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 12/31/11 04:56 PM

cause meth is soo 'spensive
Posted by: fartz

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/01/12 05:47 AM

C'mon guys. This thread is about Kristina Rose and her hilarious over-inflated sense of self.

I spent a half-hour trying to get a good screen cap of this tweet, but it just kept coming out ghetto. So here's a copy and paste hack for your entertainins'.


@KristinaRosexxx
Kristina Rose
To: All the people I hate I hope you die in the New Year. &#55357;&#56842; XO- K.Rose


I think I'm starting to develop a Lou/Dana reverse Stockholm Syndrome thing with this crazy twit.
Posted by: Vice Admiral

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/01/12 07:06 AM

Get a Mac.

Posted by: fartz

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/01/12 07:14 AM

Thanks, Admiral.

I thought I had it down, but it kept posting the entire MS Paint field with the part that I wanted clipped in the upper right hand corner. Like so:





Actually, now that I posted it, it doesn't seem too bad. It's just a major pain in the ass using XP and MS paint to do so.





Posted by: fartz

All Purpose Kristina/Bono/AC Cream Lulz Thread - 01/01/12 07:53 AM

Oh, for fuck's sake.






Let's go ahead and check in with ole' AC. How's the Emperor of Ham Steak holding up these days?





Ooohh. That doesn't sound good. Some whores with an affordable wishlist need to tweet this portly fella ASAP.



Posted by: Anonymous

Re: All Purpose Kristina/Bono/AC Cream Lulz Thread - 01/01/12 08:48 AM

Holy Fuck.

Right Click. Save. Going to the proper archives...
Posted by: fartz

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/01/12 08:58 AM

Oh what the fuck, let's check in on the ole' swami just for good measure.






Dude asks like nine whores this exact same question in a matter of like 5 days. Methinks his freezer is hungry for flesh.





Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/01/12 01:58 PM

keep em coming.
Posted by: Smokey part deux

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/01/12 10:18 PM

She actually handled herself pretty well with that first fucktard

If you are watching porn so closely that you have theories about jungle fever porn that are so passionate that you then need to fight on the Internet with whores who basically just show up and fuck that days dick or docks, then you're a jackass

That Bono dude is a fucking clown. Love the passive aggressive fake suicide thought note. Choke on a Twinkie fatty mcginger
Posted by: E783

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/02/12 07:01 AM

Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
Originally Posted By: tattypatty
Quote:
Wow, PWs can't make it as fashion models?


Zoe Voss is pretty good.

http://www.melissakimbro.com/

why isnt she doing it full time?


Because it doesn't pay as well as hooking:

http://www.theluxurycompanion.com/view.php?id=239&gender=female
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/02/12 11:06 AM

Can Bree Olson be held legally responsible if Bono crashes some Cessna into the University of Phoenix Stadium during a Cardinals game while training to get his pilot's license now?
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/02/12 11:22 AM

Only if there's a chair leg in the cock pit ! [pun fully intended].
Posted by: fartz

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/02/12 12:09 PM




My God. I want to say something comical about the tenderness in his eyes, but goddamn it, I'm laughing to hard to crack a decent one.
Posted by: drained

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/02/12 03:10 PM

She thinks: "Well, it's not that daddy was a looker all those years ago. Could be an okay gig. At least I won't choke on him."

He thinks: "Oh, I just knew there was a connection all along. I covered open sores with a glove so I won't give her anything. What could stop us now?"

And then they stood there for a while, bitch tits on whore tits, before going on about their business. They might have had a chance together, but never acted on it. With this feeling of uncertainty they passed out that evening, forever alone.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/02/12 03:17 PM

i'm betting the glove is for either psoriasis or a buffet burn.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/02/12 05:49 PM

What I understand is that the glove is to keep his fapping hand warmed up and ready to go at all times.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/02/12 06:17 PM

It seems less tender than...I'm not sure. Like a pedo coach giving a player some encouragement.
Posted by: Ron Mexico

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/02/12 06:33 PM

I've seen that look before--right before some serial killer on "CSI" bags another victim. That had to be one of the most disturbing pictures I've ever seen.

Who's the whore?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/02/12 06:43 PM

Ok, so this dude is a loser. Why do we know who he is? ADT Uber Fanboi, like that squirrelly Bono guy? Or does it derive from him showing up at conventions and fawning over every whore he rumbles by?
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/02/12 06:45 PM

Bono's not even in the league. Ace is Sportswami level. Anyway, he's been here, too.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/02/12 06:47 PM

Originally Posted By: Ron Mexico
I've seen that look before--right before some serial killer on "CSI" bags another victim. That had to be one of the most disturbing pictures I've ever seen.


i know, right.



you'd think that security would instantly descend on that maniac and club the living shit out of him..
Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/02/12 07:05 PM

Originally Posted By: Ron Mexico

Who's the whore?


Phoenix Marie.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/02/12 08:07 PM

Figures.
Posted by: TheDude008

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/03/12 12:34 PM

Fuck KR! May the new year bring many positive tests for her.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/03/12 03:18 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Why do we know who he is? A) ADT Uber Fanboi, like that squirrelly Bono guy? B) Or does it derive from him showing up at conventions and fawning over every whore he rumbles by?


a and b.iirc there was also him showing up at a pws apartment with flowers and her claiming he was stalking her.whore was either hillary scott or someone similar and we still dont know if the stalking was made up do to a bf.i think there was a whole big falling out type of deal involving this and other stuff on adt.
Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/03/12 03:32 PM

AC was XPT's mascot for a long while.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/03/12 04:19 PM

Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
iirc there was also him showing up at a pws apartment with flowers and her claiming he was stalking her.whore was either hillary scott or someone similar and we still dont know if the stalking was made up do to a bf.i think there was a whole big falling out type of deal involving this and other stuff on adt.


Shit, I'd forgotten about that one. Wasn't there a bunch of pizza boxes somehow involved with that mess?
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/03/12 07:03 PM

Christie Lee. Drove her right out of the biz.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/03/12 07:27 PM

I remember catching AC's glance once when I was talking with Malice and Grip at the trade show. He wouldn't come up to us, he just stood on the outside of the JM display...staring. He was unshaven, at least 250, and had on these creepy Carolina-blue patent leather hoops treads. Like that guy have ever left the ground. I think he wanted to eat us, he looked exactly like Private Pyle.

Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
iirc there was also him showing up at a pws apartment with flowers and her claiming he was stalking her.whore was either hillary scott or someone similar and we still dont know if the stalking was made up do to a bf.i think there was a whole big falling out type of deal involving this and other stuff on adt.


Shit, I'd forgotten about that one. Wasn't there a bunch of pizza boxes somehow involved with that mess?
It was Christie Lee.



AC: Life as a Fanboy...one of the greatest threads ever. Pizza story starts around page 3. http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=138268&page=1
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/03/12 08:07 PM

WEHT DaBurg? I'ma call him tomorrow Bishop style.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/03/12 08:24 PM

As always, I feel unclean reading that thread. Outstanding.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/03/12 08:36 PM

I have to disagree on one thing Willie, I never seen a pic of AC where he looked a pound under 300.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/03/12 09:16 PM

Thanks Willie.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/03/12 09:55 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
iirc there was also him showing up at a pws apartment with flowers and her claiming he was stalking her.whore was either hillary scott or someone similar and we still dont know if the stalking was made up do to a bf.i think there was a whole big falling out type of deal involving this and other stuff on adt.


Shit, I'd forgotten about that one. Wasn't there a bunch of pizza boxes somehow involved with that mess?
yeah that was from his account of the inside of the apartment.
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/03/12 11:21 PM

it was dead on , was it not?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/04/12 06:24 AM

Gia said it was.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/04/12 03:44 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Gia said it was.
Christie's response was that her apartment was on some "Cribs"-type TV show on Playboy for porn whores, and they took some rather extensive shots of the place.

I don't doubt that Ace has extensive archives of these kinds of TV shows. I bet he can quote them verbatim. Which leads to this question: how many other whores has he "stalked" in this way.

BTW Bornyo, I called Burg a few years ago. He was back in CT, but still had his cell # with the 707 area code.

Christie didn't quit because of this. She quit because (familiar story) ICE didn't renew her visa. She moved back to Canada and has pumped out a few babies. Burg says she's adjusting to life after smut. Then again, Bornyo drew Burg's brain:

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/04/12 11:18 PM

Quote:
So in closing, IR fans (which includes myself) should be thankful for the recession. ;-)


Yeah, so they can get 99 weeks of umemployment instead of the usual 26 weeks or so.
Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/04/12 11:23 PM

Originally Posted By: Willie D
Then again, Bornyo drew Burg's brain:



Funniest thing I've ever seen from Bornyo, does he keep all his good material off-board?

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/04/12 11:32 PM

But really, the "HOOKERS" & "DRUGS" sections are seriously undersized.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/04/12 11:42 PM

Originally Posted By: amberraynefan

In their private lives, many of the girls have definitely fucked a black guy.


Of course they have. Nigger Woods, Kobe Bryant, and soon to me Lebron James.

The key is, they have money. It doesn’t matter how big their cocks are or what curiosity you think their whore wives have. They’re looking for a paycheck, sunshine.

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Originally Posted By: amberraynefan
I'm not that fuckin' Derrick guy. Whatever, I don't care if you believe me or not.


That was a cute foot stomping breath holding threatening to run away from home reply.

"Whatever. I don't care if you believe me or not"


I know, right? I makes you wish he was Emo or something so he’d have already put a gun to his big negro gums & pulled the trigger.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/05/12 04:47 AM

I'm starting to think that AC twitter account that I'm pulling the lulz from may be fake. There's two AceCartier accounts, one public, one private. The pictures on the public account include: AC in a tender embrace with Phoenix, three porn whores smiling, a group of porn people clowning off, a picture of a Denny's sign, a plate of food, and a picture of two empty Denny's coke glasses with a third about halfway down.

After all that's been said about this guy, not just here, but elsewhere, would he really just leave himself open to lulz like that?


check it out




Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/05/12 05:37 AM

Originally Posted By: fartz

After all that's been said about this guy, not just here, but elsewhere, would he really just leave himself open to lulz like that?


no...probably not. and if i remember correctly, didn't he have a tear streaked meltdown blog post on his myspace once that to had to do with being harassed or fucked over by people he trusted?.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/05/12 05:53 AM

I think that may be just the thing.

Porn is a fucking reality for people like AC and Bono. I had some whores in the store for a signing once. They felt me up and grabbed my junk like I expected them to. Did my dick jump a little? Sure. But it didn't inspire me to dedicate the rest of my life trying to get to that next step through internet interaction. I knew then and there what was real and what wasn't. I think somewhere in his mind, AC thinks he's gonna' snag one of these girls one day.

Just look at the guy's face as Phoenix closes in. He is in fucking lala land. The only words and intentions that would phase this guy would have to come out of the mouth/keyboards of porn whores. They are the only people that matter to him. I'd like to think that all this shit we're keeping ourselves entertained with is just sticks and stones to AC "porky-steaks" Cream.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/05/12 09:50 AM

Originally Posted By: Claude Goddard
Originally Posted By: Willie D
Then again, Bornyo drew Burg's brain:



Funniest thing I've ever seen from Bornyo, does he keep all his good material off-board?

lmao at drawing.and yeah why havent we seen that before?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/05/12 09:57 AM

I think it is just very old.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/05/12 11:52 AM

Originally Posted By: fartz
The thread was flowing in typical ADT fashion and she comes out of nowhere with this post:


"How about I start a thread called "Which ADT posters should get a dick implant?" "Which ADT posters should get a education?" "Which ADT posters should eat shit and die?"
And if u ever wonder why ur life is the way it is, look up your archived posts on ADT and you'll know."


All the more reason why I think she’d be a GREAT addition to XPT. If nothing else, humility. If she can’t hack it, who cares.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/05/12 12:11 PM

Originally Posted By: Ron Mexico
I've seen that look before--right before some serial killer on "CSI" bags another victim. That had to be one of the most disturbing pictures I've ever seen.

Who's the whore?


Phoenix Marie.

I was actually standing about 2 people behind him while this was going on, yet so happy that I had nothing to eat but a Starbucks Frappaccino that morning, after seeing his image in person.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/05/12 12:38 PM

Did the smell of the cheese under his back fat rolls reach you at that distance?
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/05/12 02:59 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I think it is just very old.


yeah it's old. it's also brilliant. the "steering" segment fucken kills me...always has.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/05/12 05:55 PM

Originally Posted By: LouCypher
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I think it is just very old.


yeah it's old. it's also brilliant. the "steering" segment fucken kills me...always has.


Thanks Lou. Steering was a small priority for the Burg at the time.

I tried texting him again. The message went through but no response. I'll try to call him tomorrow but the last few times I did that he picked up the phone and yelled "no hearing aids in, dude, text me!"
Posted by: Vice Admiral

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/05/12 06:15 PM

What was the Burg's story, anyway? Was he always in the wheelchair or was there some later-term development? I was always curious.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/05/12 06:20 PM

Indeed, AC is fucking scary. If you wanna take a turn for pure batshit crazy/delusional, try on Sal Mckvey: http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=134958&page=1 laugh
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/05/12 07:11 PM

Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
What was the Burg's story, anyway? Was he always in the wheelchair or was there some later-term development? I was always curious.


I think it was degenerative, and even those 5 years ago he'd out-kicked his coverage at that point. A brilliant mind though. I hope he's still out there somewhere. Stephen Hawkings did it, so can Burg.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/05/12 07:18 PM

Hey Willie D... how's it going? :jackingbanana:
Posted by: Vice Admiral

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/05/12 08:47 PM

Well, I for one always enjoyed his comments. I share your hope that he's still out there having his cum gobbled.
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/05/12 11:17 PM

do you think he's dead or some shit? if you don't know folks from here off of xpt, maybe you should leave instructions in the event of your passing. just to put a nigga's mind at ease....
Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/05/12 11:22 PM

according to the user list, his account accessed the site on New Year's day.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/05/12 11:53 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Did the smell of the cheese under his back fat rolls reach you at that distance?


I didn’t actually notice at the time, but just reading that made me gag.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/06/12 06:18 PM

Willie D: you never cleaned out your PM box so I can't message you. Hit me up with a current email at my username address at gmail dot com.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/07/12 05:51 AM










Posted by: fartz

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/07/12 06:23 AM

Found this great, great little screencap while searching for swami lulz.



Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/07/12 06:52 AM

Ha ha I responded to that fart quote of KR's with "you would have to pay me a lot more than that to do it."
Posted by: Mark_J

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/07/12 09:47 PM

Eastern europe cranks out only several thousand nineteen year olds a day worthy of Vogue covers but purses sat in store windows and grandmothers got sick so into studios they went, smiling with their mouths but not with their eyes as men took turns. I say not with their eyes because that's the important part. You talk about a commodity. You have no idea. Later some soup, state television and early to bed.

But the world needs more kristina rose, more twittering american whores with multiple personality disorder as a career choice. And headlice. Kristina rose and headlice and a brown tooth despite having reasonable access to dental care. Its one of those things we need more of like how army wives need more facebook and bon jovi and paroled rapists need eHarmony pussy because its the saddest pussy on the planet.

Sometimes referred to by other performers as rolling rank or "rank on wheels", the tits are a little flat and the face is a little trucked but I do love the nips.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/07/12 10:01 PM

Originally Posted By: tattypatty
do you think he's dead or some shit? if you don't know folks from here off of xpt, maybe you should leave instructions in the event of your passing. just to put a nigga's mind at ease....
I recall him asking about this once.

True story: there used to be a mod over at ADT, Denver Don. he was probably their longest-serving mod. He got fired one day because someone hacked into his computer and stole everyone's passwords. He died in a car wreck a few months later, and his brother started a thread, stating that he'd died.

How creepy.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/07/12 10:10 PM

when you've nothing to say, say lots of it, or so they say in cambridge. otherwise, you're left with nipple quips and a longing for those who used to top-quote and not cap.


Originally Posted By: Mark_J
<snip> I do love the nips.<snip>

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/07/12 10:31 PM

Tough grill and five head. Thick hindquarters will continue to expand. Perishable.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/07/12 10:33 PM

^^^Quatro.
Posted by: drained

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 02:23 AM

Stylistic thievery. Fair approximation. Adequate.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 02:50 AM

Originally Posted By: Pipe Dream
Adequate.


Is it, though?

I think not. Not by a long shot. For starters, I want to hear how Marty thinks we're gonna get back through the window, here or in Prague.

Until then, color me skeptical.
Posted by: drained

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 03:36 AM

Without going into sparring mode here immediately, that up there is referential again, as to be somewhat expected. Whatever you want might actually be answered if it wasn't as oddly formulated.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 03:46 AM

Originally Posted By: Pipe Dream
Without going into sparring mode here immediately,


OK, and taking it as such,


Quote:
that up there is referential again


Yes.


Quote:
Whatever you want might actually be answered if it wasn't as oddly formulated.


(A) Coming from you, of all people, well, even you have to smirk at that;

(B) It wasn't directed at you. Crimson isn't your color.

Posted by: drained

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 04:00 AM

I smiled a bit indeed, but imagined someone else, maybe not a member reading this and doubted that it'd make sense to that person. So, who took the "stalker profiles" and thus your pic and name in another thread down?
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 04:12 AM

Originally Posted By: Pipe Dream
I smiled a bit indeed, but imagined someone else, maybe not a member reading this and doubted that it'd make sense to that person.



Trust me, the lurkers have better sense than any of us. As for the rest, I'll discuss that with Marty.

I'll give you credit: you ran a good game with eric, but you and I both know this goes above you.
Posted by: drained

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 04:19 AM

With Eric? I never coordinated in PMs with him, if that's where you're going with this. And I guess the only thing we had in common was some bitching with you publicly. It's no conspiracy unless you want it to be one.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 04:25 AM

Originally Posted By: Pipe Dream
With Eric? I never coordinated in PMs with him, if that's where you're going with this.


I'm not. Thus, the compliment. It was nuanced but well played and openly. :conky_golf_clap:

But you did nudge him in a specific direction and you did it well.

As did the one who nudged you.
Posted by: drained

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 05:01 AM

I re-read the thread to follow your assessment. It was an okay contribution from the involved.
I never pretended to be Sasha Grey, not even female, yet Old Man River had the hots for whom he imagined to be chatting with. That made it that much more interesting.
If you actually got kiwis delivered by Gia Jordan in person, I'd say she's quite a Mensch.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 05:43 AM

The old man had good reason to believe you were the Unctious Cunt.

In retrospect, I had a lot to with putting that notion in his head, calling you sashamutt.

That does not absolve you from your part in perpetrating it. Nor your subsequent whining through the years.

Whatever. When you're not trying to be provocatively obtuse, you've got some insight. Ms. Jerkins, as you've noted, is an amazing broad when she's not being twatastic and cuntacular and I'm a prince when I'm not being drunk and insufferable. Which should give you an indication of how often we see each other.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 05:57 AM








Focus.













Posted by: drained

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 06:02 AM

The "old man" wanted to believe it; I didn't encourage it, always let it open for his interpretation. A rather neutral approach in this regard.
Well, the idea of guilt and absolution is too religious for me in nature. I don't believe in the concept.
With "Mensch" I associate a sense of compassion. Under the professional cover of Gia's there might be an interesting woman, but that could just be part of it as well.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 06:19 AM

Why I may not be thrilled at how this thread reached four pages, I'll take it nonetheless.











Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 06:43 AM

^^^Fartz is right. This thread is about KR, so I, for one, will leave it to him to post more of the above.
Posted by: drained

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 07:00 AM

Nah, all is said, basically.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 07:12 AM

Kid, sometimes it's best to leave threads with a bit of politesse. I thought I'd already done that with you but now you're making me do it twice.

Your schtick is all about how the whores "really" are? OK, Fine. Here you go:

There's not a whore on god's green earth that don't have a spot of acne on their arse.

There. I've just told you something you'll never find out through your own research. Happy now?
Posted by: drained

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 07:24 AM

I was fine before and am fine now. My "Stück" (German for piece) isn't very focused on anything and mostly I don't care how whores are, really or artificially. The fanboydom for that type of shit never got me interested and it's regularly loathed when encountered.
A bit conservative, disillusioned and unmotivated on the rest there, dude.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 07:47 AM

Originally Posted By: Pipe Dream
My "Stück" (German for piece) isn't very focused on anything and mostly I don't care how whores are, really or artificially.


If you say so. Experience says otherwise. Or maybe it's that ennui is a tougher path to walk than talk, especially when you're blatantly looking for trouble. (Which is also fine, but be deliberate about it.)

Mustard Aluminum Pizza.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 07:57 AM

Originally Posted By: Pipe Dream
Stylistic thievery. Fair approximation. Adequate.


smile Yeah, not as good as the "winged negro" one, but they can't all be winners. It was just so much fun on Post Like Pipe Dream Day that if something seems to work, I type it out. I won't over use the gimmick though, don't want to burn it out before 12/12/12 when its Post Like PD Day again.
Posted by: drained

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 07:58 AM

What I in all honesty don't get is why you seem to always more allude than tell and consequently so.
Nah, not looking for immediate shit-slinging right now.
Freaky image.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 07:58 AM

This thread is just a big brown bear !
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 08:18 AM

Originally Posted By: Pipe Dream
What I in all honesty don't get is why you seem to always more allude than tell and consequently so.
Nah, not looking for immediate shit-slinging right now.
Freaky image.


Dig yourself some Lao Tse sometime. :No_Longshot:

Posted by: fartz

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 09:00 AM

I give everyone permission to use this thread however they please, as derails, mis-placements, etc, don't ruffle my drawers. I'm actually getting a kick out of posting Kristina/Bono/AC/Swami lulz in between completely unrelated posts.

It spices things up, ya' know?
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 09:10 AM

Blonde Anchor Bitch: "And, in health news this evening, the FDA has placed spiced Kristina/Bono/AC/Swami lulz on its high sodium watch list. Greg?"

Greg: " "
Posted by: fartz

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 09:14 AM





Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 09:19 AM

Until we hear otherwise, I think we should consider him dead and prepare the obituary. Duff will want in on this. Anyone else?
Posted by: fartz

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 09:24 AM

I'm not that mean.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 09:27 AM

You're not??? Ah, fuck it, I'm already up...
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 09:32 AM

Holidays are rough on a lot of people. Poor bastard. Anyone got a spare piano crate?
Posted by: fartz

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 09:34 AM

And a scissor lift........
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 03:41 PM

I actually feel sad that AC might be dead. I hope he's ok.
Posted by: Fiend

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 05:21 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I actually feel sad that AC might be dead. I hope he's ok.


Would you feel sad if any of the regular posters on XPT died??
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 05:32 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I actually feel sad that AC might be dead. I hope he's ok.


i hope he's ok too but if he did go i'd find comfort in knowing that it was self inflicted. not sure why but it just feels right in this case.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 07:03 PM

Originally Posted By: Fiend
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I actually feel sad that AC might be dead. I hope he's ok.


Would you feel sad if any of the regular posters on XPT died??


Yes
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 08:46 PM

It would be a bummer if AC was gone. (Take your blood pressure meds AC).

I'd hate to lose any of you motherfuckers.
Posted by: Smokey part deux

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 09:41 PM

He ain't dead. When that big creepy motherfucker goes, his eyes say he's taking a bunch a folks with him and it'll make news

And while it's been I guess a few years now, pre-marriage Happy Smokey spent some QT with the PW being discussed, whom I had no clue who she was or what she did, and she was fucking cute, an absolute tiger to get down with, and the personality I got to know in that time (whichever one that was) was actually pretty chill and a huge pothead. However, that waterhead 7 head she's sporting ain't a cute look. I'm thinking she is 1 who looks better in person.

PS, I never spent dime 1 on KR for any 'services' sorry to disappoint stalker Eric the on Butthurt, not that I wouldn't have, just never came up. Ahhh Vegas. I gotta lose this wife thing. Maybe I can get Gia to put her in the East river and pay her in Sexual Favors?
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/08/12 10:50 PM

Wow. Just Wow. Speaks for itself.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/09/12 12:52 PM

Originally Posted By: Smokey part deux

Maybe I can get Gia to put her in the East river and pay her in Sexual Favors?

tranzer might take you up on that or ekearth if he or his alts are still lurking.were you tempted to try to pop some of kr's pimples?
Posted by: Smokey part deux

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/09/12 01:38 PM

Nah man, I don't recall there being a plethora of sits anywhere that stood out. She was aok by me, lil crazy but who isn't?

She's no Gia Jordan though
Posted by: drained

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/09/12 11:23 PM

There's this clip where she's getting dolled up. Some zits. It's all a cover-up.
Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/10/12 01:54 AM

Judging from the pics she posts of her meals (why do people do this?) her diet is Panzer-worthy. Her statements about going off birth control are bizarre.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/10/12 02:15 AM

Uh, you mean the same clip I embedded 2 comments above yours?
Posted by: drained

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/10/12 02:18 AM

She probably has a flat rate at some shady doc dumping the fruits of her labor before going into labour. Alex Gonz could just be a very caring father though.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/10/12 05:51 PM

She is as mentally fucked up as a typical Baltimore street whore.
Posted by: TheDude008

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/11/12 07:51 PM

What a good little whore. Looking at that pic where she has all that spunk on her face. I'm sure her daddy is proud! Hopefully that cream will clear up those zits that are all over her forehead!
Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/12/12 12:55 AM

What pic are you talking about?
Posted by: drained

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/12/12 02:26 AM

Probably the one fartz posted a bit earlier in the thread.

Posted by: TheDude008

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/12/12 08:26 AM

Yup that's the one! That's what she was born to do.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/12/12 09:48 AM

Looks like some thick, chunky load. If the deposit was in her mouth, she would probably have to chew before she swallowed.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/12/12 10:25 AM

Looks like a load of Elmers.....right out of the bottle.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/12/12 04:32 PM

^^^Is your avatar Amber Lynn with a wig?
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/12/12 05:58 PM

Nope , 80's anal queen Kari Foxx ! One of my first favorites !
Posted by: fartz

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/13/12 06:07 AM











Posted by: drained

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/13/12 10:16 AM

The comedic realization sets in where it's apparent that her twatter fanlons actually give a shit.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/13/12 12:41 PM




I love how she claims she'd do "anything for Manuel" and next scene he's dunking her head in a fucking toilet. Good thing she's not doing anything that those mouth-breathers at ADT "manipulate" her to do.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/13/12 12:49 PM

Kristina Rose and Manuel are, like, porn-married. Everyone knows that.
Posted by: Al Snow w/ Head

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/13/12 01:29 PM

Originally Posted By: Willie D
Originally Posted By: tattypatty
do you think he's dead or some shit? if you don't know folks from here off of xpt, maybe you should leave instructions in the event of your passing. just to put a nigga's mind at ease....
I recall him asking about this once.

True story: there used to be a mod over at ADT, Denver Don. he was probably their longest-serving mod. He got fired one day because someone hacked into his computer and stole everyone's passwords. He died in a car wreck a few months later, and his brother started a thread, stating that he'd died.

How creepy.


Ahh.....who could forget that? I think old Don bought it in a head on collision with a tractor trailer. Still think Steph had something to do with it though. I still remember his shitty little Calvin from Calvin and Hobbs avatar and threatening to lock down every thread.

Good times....
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/13/12 06:12 PM

It was his son who got on his computer, checked his bookmarks and found ADT to make the post. I never got DenverDon's full story but he was one of a very small handful of posters over there with Admin access. Maybe him and one other besides Drew and Steph. Someone hacked his computer one day while he ran out to buy smokes and they wreaked havoc- collected everyone's passwords and possibly tried those passwords against those users similarly named accounts elsewhere. I never heard too much about damage done beyond their board but suppose there may have been some.

I was a suspect for a brief moment in the hijack, because the hacker logged him/herself into my account at ADT and sniffed around a little bit. I give Drew a lot of credit for exercising restraint with me to figure it out and conclude I had nothing to do with that.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/14/12 05:16 PM

^^^I remember talk about the hacker being Ivor Biggun.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/15/12 11:32 PM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Nope , 80's anal queen Kari Foxx ! One of my first favorites !
whos the new whore? cool
Posted by: fartz

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/16/12 04:50 AM

Seka, who still looks decent for a 200 year old woman.





Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/16/12 08:18 AM

That would be her. I just got a tweet from Vanessa Del Rio on twitter. She's still filthy ! She may be my next avi.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/16/12 08:41 AM

Seka and VDR were probably my first porn crushes. I've seen some VDR camwhore stuff, but she's a little tatted up for my taste. Still a dirty whore, tho.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/16/12 09:20 AM

Her Avon Productions stuff is remarkable. Appointment with Agony

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/16/12 09:25 AM

Kristina Rose can only dream of such iconic stature !
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/16/12 01:06 PM

she mustve punched a hole in a wall if she read that.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/16/12 01:20 PM

Back in the 70s my faves were Vanessa Del Rio, Veronica Hart, Lisa deLeeuw, Samantha Fox, Desiree Cousteau and Connie Peters. Kristina Rose pales in comparison.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/16/12 05:39 PM

Agreed to all of the above and a few more I liked in that time period were Leslie Bovee , Bridget Monet , Loni Sanders , Nicole Black [Noir] and Kandi Barbour !
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/16/12 08:13 PM

Seka and Marilyn Chambers got me going. Vanessa del Rio was always just a sloppy mess in my eyes. Then along came Ginger Lynn.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/16/12 08:22 PM

Aja, Taija Rae, Paula Price, who I believe was badly burned in a strip club incident where she set herself on fire while onstage and things went wrong.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/16/12 08:31 PM

Taija Rae,Chambers, Lisa Deleuew (jondra fer sure), Jessie St. James, Aunt Peg, Little Oral Annie, Samantha Fox (she didn't need the extra "x"s), Desiree Cousteau, Nina Hartley. Great whores all.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/16/12 08:52 PM

Originally Posted By: Bornyo
It was his son who got on his computer, checked his bookmarks and found ADT to make the post. I never got DenverDon's full story but he was one of a very small handful of posters over there with Admin access. Maybe him and one other besides Drew and Steph. Someone hacked his computer one day while he ran out to buy smokes and they wreaked havoc- collected everyone's passwords and possibly tried those passwords against those users similarly named accounts elsewhere. I never heard too much about damage done beyond their board but suppose there may have been some.

I was a suspect for a brief moment in the hijack, because the hacker logged him/herself into my account at ADT and sniffed around a little bit. I give Drew a lot of credit for exercising restraint with me to figure it out and conclude I had nothing to do with that.
The story was that Stepiecunt kept an excel file of all usernames and passwords. Because most of the whores were too stupid to remember their usernames and passwords, so they could e-mail someone when they wanted to log in. The log file would get passed around if either Staph or Drew were going to be away. So it was entrusted to Denver Don.

After Don's computer got hacked, they fired his ass as fast as they could. And when the news of his death trickled into ADT, there was some weird omerta where you couldn't talk about it at the risk of getting banned.

I called Drew on it and got a hearty "fuck you" reply, the sad little cuckold.

http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=230796
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 01/19/12 02:25 PM

Stern kooks on the new message board I post on were talking about whore wishlists and someone mentioned Kristina. I pointed them towards ADT, hoping they would go they and be their silly selves, w/ trolling and hi jinx and photoshops.
Posted by: ThaKool

Re: Kristina Rose Quits ADT-Bono-ONE rallies troops - 02/19/22 11:45 AM

Originally Posted By: drained




That whole scene is dope.

Kristina loving the blowbangs. She looks sexy with cum on her face.