Shit from AEE Saturday

I don't know how the whores do it, honestly. Standing upright all day signing and letting sweaty fanboys grope them...laying down at night and letting sweaty hired dicks grope them. I need to sit down for a bit. This installment brought to you courtesy of Room 21133 at Harrah's, who has generously allowed me to log into his internet service from the Venetian:

1. Confirmed attendees from XPT: myself, Burglar, Chico T, Monstar, Gia J, Paadova, Tony, Jeff Mike, Grip Johnson. Whores include Ashley Blue, Melissa Lauren, Ava Devine, and Missy Monroe, who is driving the fanboys crazy by wearing tassels, some skimpy bottoms, and a smile, writhing on top of the JM table.

2. AC Cream get mad. AC McFanboy has been around here all day. Monstar says AC was buying him drinks last night, in apparent ignorance of M*'s existence here. Later at night AC was said to be very drunk, looking for an XPTer he could starta fight with. Jeff, Burg, Monstar and I look around---we're sure any of us could waste him. AC has been reading the thread religiously, we're told.

3. M* admits he's been a little to free with the "whore" terminology. Jeff says that's nonsense.

4. Gia Jordan has gone from cute to ultra slutty...pics will probably be forthcoming. Her top is a t-shirt that reads "Voted Most Likely to Suck Seed."

5. No sightng of Holly Randall (or Luke). Hmmmm.

6. Jeff thinks he may have met Simp.

7. I met Ryan Knox. Shook his hand as I showed him my name plate, and explained, "You know...XPT...XXX Porn Talk... "Oh, yeah." He may be out of it. Kelly Madison has an awesome rack.

8. Gen asks me if I've seen Cytherea as a 20-year-old fanboy walks up and asks for an autograph. As we regale the young lad with our assessment of the piss queen (methhead, crack whore, squirt faker), the kid has been fully poisoned forever. I doubt he will ever watch porn again.

These are great Willie D, keep the updates coming.

Having fun reading your posts... Looking foreward to hearing more exploits. If I were there, I'd take up a collection to get AC cream-puff in the sac with Pamela Peaks. Talk about your candid pics.
Cheers!

Thanks Willie for the updates!!! Where's the updates from the other guys? When are the AVN awards?

Well done, we're enjoying it all from this end. I can't imagine putting this many thoughts together in writing considering your surroundings. Medal of honor, Willie.

I've got pics of the AVN awards that I'll upload later. Gotta fly back out today. Now I'm scurrying around the hotel room, making sure that I don't leave anything behind.
Da Burglar was there and looked great all dressed up, Sandee Westgate thought I was Joanna Angel, and Pirates pretty much won everything. Before the show, it was great meeting Willie D and Chico T.

Subsequent to that...

1. Monstar said he saw noahped from JennaGate.

2. AC McFanboy showed up at the JM booth around 4:00 or so. I hadn't seen his fanboy shoes yet but they are patent leather TarHeel blue. I was wrong from earlier...he hadn't shaved...more whores abused by this guy's brillo-face.

3. Following on my Smelly Monkey carnage comment, Jeff has an absolutely incendiary idea...totally fucked up.

4. Ava Devine shows up. True to whore form...she's shorter than I thought. Huge tits. Fanboys grope her rack more often than Kyoto melts down. I congratulate her for keeping more clothes on longer than I have ever seen her.

5. In a mad rush to get back to the Venetian for get in line for this AVN show...I look at my watch and then realize that I've forgotten to move my car's clock back and hour (Arizona-MST Nevada-PST). I've gotten in line an hour too early...and missed a confab with Duke Floored, Burg and Christee Lee.

6. Missed my chance to take my favorite pic---Lexi Bardot at the Naughty America booth with my cell phone in her ass crack (partially--I read that story).

7. Riding in an elevator with Pamela Peaks. On a trip to drop some shit off in my car...someone is racing towards the elevator door yelling, "Finally someone talked about something other than my tits." She hasblonde hair and a blue top.

It's Pamela Peaks

The only response I could come up with was, "Well, I'm sure there are lots of other things people comment on."

"Yeah, no kidding." She replies and exits.

8. I had to go to my car because everyone is handing out more free shit than I can carry, and I'm not getting one fo the fanboy bags. I could not buy another porn or subscribe to another website for the next 365 days and be able to rub one out three times a day to something different every time. In snapping a pic of "Alleged Kyoto," Tiffany Holliday offers to autograph a calendar for me. I asked her to sign it to Ashley Blue. Tiffany looks like Calvin from "Calvin & Hobbes" used to when the little black smoke fumed out his head.

9. On the way to the show, I spot one of the whores sitting on the floor in the elevator lobby on the 10th floor of the parking garage (I know, the car again). She doesn't look happy. Not suicidal either, so I leave her alone to wait for her dealer. I can't say for certain, but it closely resembles the whore I saw two days earlier, complaining that she passed out at the Circle Bar. No...she wasn't complaining that she passed out. She complained that her friends told her she wouldn't have passed out if she'd eaten some food, which she interpreted in her stupid porn-whore brain that she was fat.

Whores...

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3. Following on my Smelly Monkey carnage comment, Jeff has an absolutely incendiary idea...totally fucked up.

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I think Jeff ought to have badges made for the JM team with this as the logo: