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#90605 - 03/20/05 10:47 AM
Re: Nicole Brazzle
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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I think you need to get in line... no not to bang her, but she's as slick as it gets like a snake oil salesman.
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#90608 - 03/24/05 01:53 PM
Re: Nicole Brazzle
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 03/12/05
Posts: 21
Loc: Studio city, CA
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First of all, get the name right. It is Courtney Simpson, and in case you're a little on the "slow" side I'll spell it for you again it's COURTNEY SIMPSON. I guess not every can be as smart as me and graduate with a 4.2 GPA and have a full ride academic scholarship to a University. 2nd of all, I think it's pretty pathetic that you have enough spare time on your hands to just talk shit about people in porn chat rooms all day. Seriously get a fucking life! You don't know me AT ALL, nor have you EVER met me before! I'm am actually a very nice, caring, and honest person; I actually come from a good family and was raised by two very good parents. Also, contrary to what you may believe, I'm am VERY INTELLIGENT and SMART WITH MY MONEY.Also, Nicole Brazzle is very good friend of mine, and she has never wronged me at all! She has been nothing but nice to me! Everyone makes mistakes, and I think that she is a very good person! 3rd of all, why don't you show a little god damn class! Seriously, you can at least wait until you met me to talk shit. I never talked shit about you or wronged you in ANY WAY! I would appreciate it if you would show me, as well as the other people you talk shit about a little bit of respect and at least know them first! Anyways, I have more important things in my day that I have to get to. I hope that we can talk on better terms next time. HAVE A WONDEERFUL DAY! And keep SMILING!
Courtney Simpson
p.s.- by the way, THANKS for saying I LOOK like a LEPERACHAUN, I'm IRISH anyways! :-)
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#90609 - 03/24/05 02:31 PM
Re: Nicole Brazzle
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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don't you think being a whore is even more STUPID if you have the tools to do some thing else.
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#90610 - 03/24/05 02:33 PM
Re: Nicole Brazzle
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 115
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No, hon, unfortunately there are very few people who really are that smart.
It's a shame. SHAME? Yes, shame. Long story.
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#90613 - 03/24/05 08:30 PM
Re: Nicole Brazzle
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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I guess not every can be as smart as me and graduate with a 4.2 GPA and have a full ride academic scholarship to a University.
LOL, nice grammar 4.3 GPA student.
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#90614 - 03/24/05 08:38 PM
Re: Nicole Brazzle
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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I'm am actually a very nice, caring, and honest person; I actually come from a good family and was raised by two very good parents.
I'm sorry being a whore negates all these qualities. Please learn a whore's delegated position (spread eagle on her back and NOT TALKING *cue GagFactor duck sounds*) in society and act accordingly.
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#90616 - 03/24/05 10:05 PM
Re: Nicole Brazzle
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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If you fuck suck swallow and get anally excavated for a career, well........
Couldn't it be said that sucking strangers cock for the admiration of thousands of degenerate fans for a couple of months/years is more fulfilling then becoming a well respected professional? I think so. Why hinge your life on your future when you can do what you want now and ultimately deal with the consequences of life altering desition later? Isn't the here and now more interesting then what could be? I think so.
So continue on Courtney Simpson you are the queen of the porno intellectual castle. Your book smarts, bad grammar and lack of street smarts shall surely skyrocket you to the top. I see the next Jenna! You will be different, your not easily manipulated like so many other girls that think they are intelligent, because isn't humility about ones intellect just a lack thereof? Its true, the louder you are about your high school grades the more people will respect you and understand you are Queen. Respect is vocalized, not earned; live by it.
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#90619 - 03/24/05 10:33 PM
Re: Nicole Brazzle
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Why does this feel like a whore hazing ritual?
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#90621 - 03/24/05 10:37 PM
Re: Nicole Brazzle
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Courtney is a hot girl. Hopefully I will work with her  her grammar will not be an issue with me 
Grammar is everything. She probably has a pussy that feels like rusted nails anyways. Keep a bottle of cloxacillin close by for that encounter.
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#90623 - 03/24/05 10:40 PM
Re: Nicole Brazzle
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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ummmm, but isn't the perfect GPA a 4.0?  Shit, she's Einstein squared. No offense, Courtney. I still think you're hot.
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#90625 - 03/24/05 11:33 PM
Re: Nicole Brazzle
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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I saw that brazzle pic and this song just popped up in my head... now it won't go away. Quote:
Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.
Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.
Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.
Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.
Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
a little afternoon delight.
Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.
Please be waiting for me baby when I come around.
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down.
Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.
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#90627 - 03/24/05 11:51 PM
Re: Nicole Brazzle
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
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It seems like when a negative comment is made about someone and a picture is with that comment it is ALWAYS a meatholes picture.
Is it because we are bad people or that we hire felons? This is how we are viewed?
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#90628 - 03/24/05 11:53 PM
Re: Nicole Brazzle
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Is it because we are bad people or that we hire felons?
A little from column A and a little from column B, but hell you make good porn so who gives a fuck?
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#90629 - 03/25/05 06:22 AM
Re: Nicole Brazzle
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 115
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Soft, soft, squishy even. And here I was going to go easy on poor Courtney because she sounds soooo sensitive, but Chicken -- that's brutal, son.
May I be didactic a moment? (Sure, cobalt, that's what you're good at.) Thanks. Fuck me, did I just end a sentence with a preposition? Must be that 3.2 GPA showing. (Slacker). I know.
Some classes, specifically those with the AP designation (can you just hear the tone of voice change? I can), count as a 5.0 on the traditional four point grade scale. So, if you make all As on your regular classes, and ace an AP class as well, you could conceivably end up with a GPA higher than 4.0.
Are we square now? (Not me, a little rounded off in places, but definitely not square - OH! Except for my head, yes).
Those same AP classes offer students the opportunity to take the AP test in that subject and, if the score is a 4 or 5, apply toward college credit. Are you still with me?
Does this elfin delight quack or gurgle? I must know.
We all know test scores are such an accurate representation of a person's intellectual capacity. One of my wife's best friends graduated valedictorian of her senior class and ... wait, she's a fucking idiot. Never mind.
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#90630 - 03/25/05 07:32 AM
Re: Nicole Brazzle
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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#90631 - 03/25/05 07:52 AM
Re: Nicole Brazzle
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/03/04
Posts: 703
Loc: blue state.....red county...
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Soft, soft, squishy even. And here I was going to go easy on poor Courtney because she sounds soooo sensitive, but Chicken -- that's brutal, son.
May I be didactic a moment? (Sure, cobalt, that's what you're good at.) Thanks. Fuck me, did I just end a sentence with a preposition? Must be that 3.2 GPA showing. (Slacker). I know.
Some classes, specifically those with the AP designation (can you just hear the tone of voice change? I can), count as a 5.0 on the traditional four point grade scale. So, if you make all As on your regular classes, and ace an AP class as well, you could conceivably end up with a GPA higher than 4.0.
Are we square now? (Not me, a little rounded off in places, but definitely not square - OH! Except for my head, yes).
Those same AP classes offer students the opportunity to take the AP test in that subject and, if the score is a 4 or 5, apply toward college credit. Are you still with me?
Does this elfin delight quack or gurgle? I must know.
We all know test scores are such an accurate representation of a person's intellectual capacity. One of my wife's best friends graduated valedictorian of her senior class and ... wait, she's a fucking idiot. Never mind.
That and some schools are on a 5.0 scale.....example a GPA the Univ or IL of 3.2 translates to a 2.2 on a 4.0 scale and that is just taking the regular classes....
and as far as getting a full ride...as a person who works in the high schools everyday, I can tell you that anyone can go to college/university on a full ride if one isn't particular about where they go and what they major in.
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#90632 - 03/25/05 09:02 PM
Re: Nicole Brazzle
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Soft, soft, squishy even. And here I was going to go easy on poor Courtney because she sounds soooo sensitive, but Chicken -- that's brutal, son.
Dude, I could have been a lot worse. I could have pointed out brazzle is going to use her as a saving grace and probably wont let her get out even if she wanted to...
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#90633 - 03/25/05 09:31 PM
Re: Nicole Brazzle
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 03/12/05
Posts: 21
Loc: Studio city, CA
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Hey guys! WOW! I didn't think I was going to get that many responses back! Looks like I have some things that I need to clarify...
1-SORRY about the GRAMMAR MISTAKE! NOBODY'S PERFECT! I never said that I wasn't human.
2-the comment "not every[one] can be as smart as me" was totally not meant to be taken that seriously! I meant it to be taken in a joking and sarcastic manner. TRUST ME, I am the QUEEN of DUMB BLONDE comments! It made me sound really bitchy, and that is the FARTHEST THING FROM THE TRUTH! I would never think that I am better or smarter than anyone else. I am a true believer that EVERYONE HAS HIS/HER OWN STRENGTHS AND WEAKNESSES (obviously grammar is not one of mine...lol, I was always better at math and science and stuff). I did graduate with a 4.2 b/c I took an AP government class. The college that I am currently attending is Arizona State University, although I will probably transfer to UCLA at the end of this semester.
3-Why I got into porn ( the short version )...I do come from a good family, but they are very very strict. They are MORMONS for crying out loud. Basically, I'm NEVER supposed to drink alcohol or use any kind of mood or mind altering substance (I still have never used drugs, not even weed!), and I'm not supposed to engage in ANY sexual activity besides kissing until I am married!!!!! crazy huh? Well anyways, when I went to ASU I started behaving like a normal college student. I was a cheerleader there last year, so I naturally went to all the parties and stuff. Well, I soon lost my virginity at 18 (I'm only 19...lol). I then became a freakin nympho I loved sex so much,but that's beside the point:-)
My parents found out about all of this and then kicked me out. I needed money for a car and my own place and saw an ad for the website Amateur Allure (I'm Grace on that site) in the newspaper. I though I LOVE SEX AND LOVE BEING ON CAMERA, so why not get money for it! So I did it! I did that a few times and then you all know how I met Nicole on the airplane(if not, look on pornvalleynews.com). And here I am! Brand new to LA and the Adult Industry, and I'M LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT! I'm excited for all of my upcoming work as well....So that's the story of how I got here.....the parents still don't know! :-)
4-sorry if I offended anyone with my earlier comments
Well! sorry this was so long, but I just wanted to set everything straight! Look forward to hearing back from all of you! Have a GREAT WEEKEND! And HAPPY EASTER!
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#90637 - 03/25/05 10:39 PM
Re: Nicole Brazzle
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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I am not a whore!
YEESSSS!!! YEEESSSS!!!! Nothing! NOTHING beats this!  I love a whore in denial! Your worse off then I thought, thank you... this made my night.
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And I would NEVER do something I didn't want to do in the first place!
Check back here in a couple of months and see if your words don't end you up on craglist giving $75 bj's.
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#90639 - 03/25/05 11:04 PM
Re: Nicole Brazzle
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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I'm secretly in love with you and want you to bare my half chicken children. Do you think we could make sweet love under the Tuscany sun? Joined at the hips like conjoined twins, your my favorite chloroform.
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#90642 - 03/26/05 04:22 AM
Re: Nicole Brazzle
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/19/04
Posts: 134
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Hey Courtney,
yeah dont mind any of these rude asses. You keep doing what you like to do. I love ya girl
nicole brazzle
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#90643 - 03/26/05 04:25 AM
Re: Nicole Brazzle
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/19/04
Posts: 134
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Courtney, i miss you girl. ill see you tomorrow. Yeah keep your head up and let no one bring you down.
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#90644 - 03/26/05 10:23 AM
Re: Nicole Brazzle
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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He think he´s a cool guy, but everyone here know he´s a Canadian schoolboy chatting with pornpeople when his mother think he´s doing his homework.
Courtney, you have my respect for not taking shit from dudes like this Chicken. During the Eastern holidays it´s Chicken season...
Okay buttmaster supposed "industry person" aka eastern european with self delusions. I know what your all about, don't lie. Can I get you a blueberry muffin buttmaster?
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#90645 - 03/26/05 10:27 AM
Re: Courtney Simpson Rules, Dammit
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Chickenmaster you may hate me for this
Naa, it's cool. Though I think I will cut buttmaster's eyelids off.
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#90646 - 03/26/05 10:30 AM
Re: Courtney Simpson Rules, Dammit
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Though I think I will cut buttmaster's eyelids off.
Save them, they are good fish bait.
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#90647 - 03/26/05 10:49 AM
Re: Nicole Brazzle
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Yeah keep your head up
Keep that in mind brazzle when your giving bj's for cellphone bills off of craiglist... oh wait, never mind.
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#90648 - 03/26/05 11:52 AM
Re: Nicole Brazzle
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i like skinny blonde chicks. until marey carey is gone from porn along with about half of the industry that's not attractive naked this one could be repped by osama for all i care. the great fat chick purge of 05 comes first, who her agent is second.
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