Then check out the website that many in the adult industry has refuse to either accept or just completely ignore.

The Piemaster of
http://www.sexyslapstickvideos.com

You've already posted this. I'm guessing people chose to ignore it.

I for one am not ignoring this site. I still want to give Gia a creampie. In the face, preferably.

Some people refuse to accept something different, I'm up against a lot here, it hasn't stop me for trying. I'm not afraid to make a mess.

That's too bad for them, there is an audience for my work I have to find them. Because they aren't going to find me. Some of the greatest inventions today were made by accident.

You have to have a thick crust to make it in today's porn world. Can't be flaky.

I've been doing this since 1999, I've wanted to quit many times, but I'm an odd breakers & will continue to be. Everyone else maybe afraid to make a mess out of it's model, but I'M NOT!!!

The Piemaster of
http://www.sexyslapstickvideos.com

Since 99 makes sense. Maybe put this next decade's profits into designing a website.

If I were you I would also consider branching out. Cake-farts was a great concept that was under utilized. Maybe try pie farts.

Does anyone else remember Anabolic's Ass Cream Pies directed by Jon Dough? I loved it and you can't beat that name. Piemaster, take your recipe for success to Anabolic. You can be the Gordon Ramsey of porn directors by yelling at your talent.

Bro, not for nothing, but if you didn't make any dough (see what i did there?!) in the 99-06 porn gold rush where even a random company with a url and a stack of model releases had at least one Mercedes in the garage and an expense account, I don't think it's going to happen now.

I don't know. Try hiring a popular performer who tweets non-stop to a massive amount of followers. Perhaps the scene you shoot her in will get you some audience. Oh, and yes, you'll have to book her through her agent. No balking. Pony up the $100 agent fee. It's normal protocol.

Question: In over 10 years of trying to make porn, have you ever hired anyone known? I don't see how difficult it'd be to get a girl agree to a pie in the face. That gold rush and the golden age of gonzo is a Venn Diagram of crazy shit. We've lived through double anal, double vag, Khan Tusian asking girls on cam about when their dad beat them, Donkey Punch, Facial Abuse, piss drinking, and you can't get a girl to agree to a pie in her face? I'm truly at a loss here.

Why does the name Doron keep coming to mind?

Add that to the list.

Ive followed your model Kylie since day one and she's still tops in my book.

LOve to meet her heck Im not far from y'all