(Click this shit before reaqding and responding, and then book a trip to Atlantic City and hang out with me....)

http://www.heraldonline.com/2013/09/05/5180179/scores-atlantic-city-to-open-thursday.html


Hey kids!

Many moons ago, circa 1996, when I was young and in my prime and furiously working between Los Angeles and the-then-booming city of Las Vegas, I implored many of my friends in the executive ranks of the Casino-Hotel Industry to bring some strip clubs "inside".....I calmly reasoned with them that they were losing much potential revenue by allowing male clientele (such as Moi) to leave the Hotel-casino every Friday & Saturday Night to visit local strip clubs.

They found every reason to not do it and to be defeated by every form of resistance and opposition.....


Fast Forward to the Summer of 2013, where a now retired Da Burglar spends about 50% of his time indulging his sophisticated practice of the art of "Progressive Perversion" in Atlantic City, New Jersey ("AC")....This city has been brutalized by the fucked up economy of the last 6 years, losing almost half of its Casino revenue along with a litany of tangential economic problems and issues that threaten the very existence of the birthplace of the game of Monopoly and the original "Boardwalk Empire".

So I have been harping and preaching my message of Progressive Perversion to any desperate and scared Casino Executive who will listen, telling them all that Gamblers also love to Jerk Off, and to faciliatate and satisfy that market requirement, they need to do what Vegas could not do....bring Strip Clibs 'in da house'......


If any of you are familiar with the "brand" that is represented within SCORES strip clubs, you know that the girls are generally of high quality, with just the right "Gia Jordanesque" combination of beauty, intellect, conventional sex appeal and straightforward raunchy-sperm-gobbling....its a cannot miss formula for ensuring repeat/return business amongst hardon wielding upper class male gamblers who want to bring a gorgeous, personable jizz target up to their hotel room, hand her a few high denomination casino chips and jerk off in between in her tits!

September 12, 2013 is when it begins.....I will be easy to spot, and if any of you can make it over here and want to sample the girls, mention my name and they will take care of you above and beyond the typical standard treatment.


in the meantime, how is everyone doing in here?

I'll be in Chicago Sept 12. My bf's birthday. He's flying us out so he can be with his hometown friends and family. We'll be drinking at Club Debonair a lot if anyone's interested. Enjoy yourself, Burg. Thank you for supporting the local NJ economy. Chris Christie approves.

`Farkin-A Chris Christie approves, he is in such deep trouble over the 2-1/2 Billion (That's "BUH" + Ill + ONION!) dollar boondoggle known as REVEL that he may sponsor turning one of REVEL's overpriced, anachronistic restaurants into a Legalized Brothel, revamping the menu to list the lexicon of sex acts replete in today's "THE PORNOGRAPHY"! Give me a appetizer of a couple handjobs (hold the lube), followed by a Throat fuck sandwich (on a flat-broad white bread girl with Famke Jannsen features), and for desert I will have Creme de la Tongue (30 seconds please).....Progressive, Progressive, always progressive.

Too bad Governor Christie resorted to the Lap Band to shed his girth, he should have consulted Gia Jerkinz Dietary consultants and spent the money on lap dances instead of lap bands.....fool's errand.


Seriously Gia, you must be thoroughly familiar with SCORES....personaly, I tend to despise Strip Clubs that franchise or establish "chains", it tends to take on a fast-foodesque atmosphere that leaves you totally unsatisfied, just like McDonald-Trump University. I much prefer Boutique strip clubs with an independent spirit conducive to progressive mutually beneficial perversion between stripper and client....


I get my kicks when I convince strippers who normally do not meet customers outside of work to cum to my hotel room after their shift, I have a batting average of nearly 60 percent...my success is due to a strategy that emphasizes toning down my demands (instead of telling the girl I want to fuck her for X amount, I aim for simple pleasures like handjobs and blowjobs for Y amount, with fringe benefits like dinner, shopping spree or trip to a virtual-virtual pharmacy, depending on her tastes of course. My maturity, my crippledness below my waist and my exceptional qualities above the waist all combine to actually put them at ease: I am obviously not a cop, I am too crippled to be a serial killer hence they feel no physical danger, I am good looking enough to not creep them out or gross them out yet not so good looking as to make them wonder why I need to pay .... etc etc....I know you of all people totally understand the intuitiveness of this....

I hope your new BF will one day approve your travels to the east coast and you find yourself intorducing him to me in AC....so long as he makes you happy and appreciates your throat (I mean that with nothing but pure romantic intent.) I'd love to use you as a couple in my new book "50 shady degrees of crippled perversion - An ABusers guide"

I prefer my strip clubs a little seedier than I would like expect to find in a casino. Let us know if they have white chicks dancing, or they are busing Ukies out of Brooklyn and Zilians out of Newark. Of course either of them are a step up from a skank with a Philly accent.

I dunno. I'd imagine the cocaine at Scores Trump Taj Mahal would be off the hook. I got plenty coked up in Atlantic City before.

Jesus fuckin christ you still alive? Your cripple ass exaggerates more than Gia's age.

there was a furniture store reference once, about 4 years ago, much the same as guapos that i've always enjoyed.

Guapo is still pissed at me for not "having his back" 5 years ago on the JUDGE JUDY show....I fuckin' tried to make it out to NYC for filming the episode but at that time I was living in Northern Cali tending my....er,ah.... "garden" and could not just drop what I was doing so I could sit my crippled ass in front of a menopausal Hebrew television magistrate and function as some half assed character witness for someone I only knew via a pornographic website.

What the fuck were you accused of back then Guapo? Statutory Rape and Check Fraud? Furnishing Booze to Minors and check fraud? Cruelty to Animals and check fraud? Or maybe it was furnishing Booze to Animals so you could rape and.... ah Fuck it. Either way, it was clear the Honorable female Yiddish Christ-killing "judge" was going to shove her gavel right up Guapo's ass faster than Guapo can say "I have no rights", so I bailed.....

However, now I AM in NYC (well, close-by anyhow), so You AND Mr. Smelly Monkey are coridally invited to Scores whenever you can manage to get yourself down there, ok? You can try and hate me, Like Smellty Monkey tries, but the fact is I am un-hateable....


Here, ponder this while your hatred for me simmers in your heart: http://www.scoresatlanticcity.com/

Wheels, it doesn't require as much effort as you think.

But effort nonetheless, which would be better spent on something or someone else.

But I'll play along since I am bored at it's late.....

I've always enjoyed Smelly Monkey's entire XPT "experience"....the posts, viewpoints, perspective, invective....EVERYTHING. even the shit aimed at and about me.....how can a person not.

I have repeatedly asked for a one on one meet and greet (or assasination, take your pick.) Just as I have had the balls to meet many of the people from this site over the years and take them into my confiedence and share portions of myself and my life, I want to do the same with Monkey..... I dunno why he resists or feels disinclined. Soooooo, I will make it easy for him and on him.....all he needs to do is figure a place and a timeframe (with enough flexibility so I can tavel all the way from the Northeast to So Cal.) All the many and various people from the past on this site are references so Monkey can feel safe and know I will not gun him down or otherwise molest his personage!!!!!


C'mom monks, the ball is in you court once again.....you will not be able to hate me anymore after we meet I guarantee it! you really do not hate me now, not anymore! Its just part of your identity, your spiel, and you cant figure out how to shake it off....so let me help you. I'll buy you lunch......or dinner! I'll buy you all the booze you can drink, and you can bring GUAPO along for kicks....or a designated triggermen in case, after the booze kicks in and it turns out you really do FUCKING HATE ME!!!!

Ah who the fuck knows....

Just tell me this, lay it out in the open Monkey: SPECIFY just what the fuck you really do hate about me....dont be vague, let it out! A lot of people actually want to know at this point, you've wasted a lot of time and energy instead of using your formidable and awesome talents on far more worthwhile targtes and shitheads.

db you ever listen to jodeci? i jus like to sit a pitch black room sippin bootleg courvoisier and weep to the slow jams.

I quit drinking (again) not too long ago so the only thing I sip nowadays is mineral water. I hate pitch Black rooms, since I am practically deaf, if I also cannot see I become Helen Keller's perverted brother, groping both for my dick and the back of her head so I can grab her hair and shove it down on my angry penile appendage while I think about Gia Jerkinz in the pitch dark blackness.

And I have not weeped since the day Holly Randall married some Scottish highlander.....


But other than that......YEAH!



PS: if anyone is going to be in AC this weekend, look for me in at or around Scores in the Taj Mahal