no wonder he flunked creative community college. geesh...cant even be "boris danger"?

He'll have changed it by then so I'm putting you down as Billy Danger for our 2nd Annual Panzer Depreciation Week at the end of the year.

Dibs on Dimitri the Retard.

The above posts are why I come here.

I thought you came here because there's so few posts you can hear the grass?

Well, as we all know, I hear grass. I hear grass. My elbow feel funny.

You should get that sign tattooed on yer cock, Al. Then all the trannies would have 2 reasons to point and laugh.

During the Depreciation Week, can the mods change Al's screen name to Tranny Luva and make the fingered lady boy pic as his avatar?

Alex is in a select group of XPT posters. Only other ones I can think of that are dudes w/ breast implants are Lackwood and C3X.


OH SHIT! I just realized something:

HAPPY 10th XPT BIRTHDAY ALEX!













If Smuts don't count since he never comes out of that review thread, the is Panzer the longest tenured poster? If Smuts does count, then Panzer would probably be the longest tenured non mod.

Thanks. I did not know that I been here for 10 years. If you want then you can send $10 to my PayPal account.

Bang up job fellas. Let's give the biggest attention whore on this board his own thread. That'll surely go a long way in discouraging his nonsense. Good work. Keep it up.

Dispel a nasty thought with a sweet one.

Angie

Brandon Irons and Padova registered before Tranzer. Different account than P uses now. And Irons was not a mod for years, Jeff excluded him.

List of the oldest posters: http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/...e=1&like=-1

I can only count current accounts, not abandoned ones. Brandon is Canuckistani, a mod and a mope. That is like 3 rungs below human, so he don't count. Even if we took Gen's original account into consideration, she's a whore and one time mod, 2 rungs below human. I can't even give her bonus points for that lil ass on this one.

this ones got panzer beat...

Had to create a new account because I don't remember the password to the other one nor am capable of retrieving it in any other way. Didn't ask for help though. Meh.

If you remember what email you used to sign up, one of these mods could probably send you a new password. They prolly wouldn't even charge you some dumper pics like I would.

You're such a dude. I mean that in the best possible way.

Hmmm, I often forget to shave parts of my legs and even my mustasche so there's really no hope in remembering the e-mail I used. Wait... whaaaat?

I'm down to shaving my legs once a week now due to laser. But I've forgotten the order several times of my shave routine because I got distracted from stress or designing rooms in my head.

If you got a legit mustache, you need to get the # of Gia's laser guy. With the modern technology available today, there is no reason for a broad to have a mustache, unless they are heading to Panzer's house.

Nah, no mustache. Besides, my body hair is super blonde. Laser wouldn't work.

Gia if you need someone to shave any part of your body I'm the Backdoorman!

And yer mother?; backdoormom?

My mom's dead. That should be right up your alley.

Please explain to me how he was able to change his user name and keep his post count because I'm a complete fucking idiot. The changeable user name was deleted some time ago and I searched all over the profile options.

You can ask a Global Mod to change your user name if you desire. I was refused "Porn Jedi" for a custom user title though.

Limp light saber ?

The Jedi Knight is pretty stickly about their licensing.