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#581648 - 01/27/13 12:46 PM XPT Trivia
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You can cheat and look these up with the search or you can blurt out the first thing that comes to mind. Just some funny stuff from the past:

1. Sammura's breast milk tastes like _____________________________

2. What cell phone store manager claimed his girlfriend was a bodybuilder and outed her in the process? ____________________

3. Who is Kami Andrew's favorite NFL quarterback and you best not speak ill of him? _____________________________________

4. JRV/Todd Hunter's favorite Whore of all time? ________________

5. The original animated GIF posting beaner? _________________

6. Token racist before Tritone and Jigaloo showed up? _____________

7. XPT's most sensitive moderator ever? _____________________

8. This Daddy was coaxed into posting his "girl", who was not all that. He subsequently changed his user name and left the board? _____________________________

9. Funniest "drive-by" poster ever. Posts totally at random and could possibly post tomorrow but you never know. Has even asked to be banned from time to time for his own good? ____________________

10. Master of the obscure picture post, but did it in an inoffensive way- ran the chatroom for years and is much missed? _____________________________

11. Biggest hatebot who was most hilariously emasculated- spectacularly, even: ___________________

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#581653 - 01/27/13 01:03 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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Ahh, fuck, you've been thinking about this for a while, and I need to do a cider run, so, off the top of my head:

4) Gen Padover

5) Frankie Porn Magician or whatever Figg's original account was named. It's still him.

6) MPR/Fuckwhore

7) Belaborator

8) Tanta's Daddy/Cerberus

10) Loopnode


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#581655 - 01/27/13 01:10 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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I'm not going to grade answers until a few more are submitted. You got some and missed some others. They are all open to debate except for #1.

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#581657 - 01/27/13 01:11 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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Sir, I believe only 5 and 11 are open to debate, and ima debate the hell out of them.

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#581660 - 01/27/13 01:22 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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6 is smiling arab.
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#581662 - 01/27/13 01:25 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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The gag daddy of porn board lawyers was a token racist, Porn Magician?

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#581663 - 01/27/13 01:27 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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Hating Mexicans and Saracen is not racist- Smiling Arab is an incorrect answer.

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#581665 - 01/27/13 01:37 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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To my knowledge, and I could be wrong, only one man has ever owned the term Saracen around here, and it wasn't MPR. OTOH, I don't consider that gentleman "racist" the way MPR was.

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#581667 - 01/27/13 02:04 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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I'm not talking about Cleetus. He used it but he doesn't live his hatred.

Here are a few more:

12. Who is "Chopper" and why is Chopper important to Cali people?

13. Who was Gypsy's porn crush before she met me and I made her straight again?

14. Who did Chico Traviesio most want to ban, but never did?

15. Whose apartment had empty pizza boxes stacked floor to ceiling? (hint: not Panzer)

16. What whores bedroom is/was painted geranium red?

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#581668 - 01/27/13 02:28 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
J.B.
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I didn't think you were, but didn't want to spoil it for anyone else. Meanwhile:

12) Dunno and not worth the googling, to me.

13) Belladonna

14) If "never did" equals "never could," then Monkey. Otherwise, Jamesn.

15) It wasn't AC Cream, but it was whichever whore Ace was stalking at the time.

16) I want to say Mia Rose for this one, but I'm likely wrong.



Edited by J.B. (01/27/13 02:31 PM)
Edit Reason: forgot to answer 15

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#581669 - 01/27/13 02:36 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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I forget the whore, but I think JB is right on the Ace Cartier victim.
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#581674 - 01/27/13 03:05 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
You can cheat and look these up with the search or you can blurt out the first thing that comes to mind. Just some funny stuff from the past:

1. bacon?

2. Garfield?

3. Jim Everett?

4.

5.

6.

7. Chico

8.

9. CHickenmaster!

10.

11.

12.

13.

14. Smelly Monkey

15.

16. Gians?




That's all I got

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#581686 - 01/27/13 04:49 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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15 was christie lee or some other blonde.
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#581688 - 01/27/13 05:28 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: John Floofin]
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Originally Posted By: John Floofin
That's all I got




God DAMN you suck.

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#581690 - 01/27/13 05:30 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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Haha, Even I don't know the answer to this one but:

17. When did it all go wrong for JB/Rauol and Floofin/Cromwell? __________

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#581691 - 01/27/13 05:31 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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Sometime in 2007.

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#581692 - 01/27/13 05:46 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
You can cheat and look these up with the search or you can blurt out the first thing that comes to mind. Just some funny stuff from the past:

1. Sammura's breast milk tastes like Bacon Water. Subtle distinction here as it's not full-on bacon, but the water you run in the pan after you fried it. Incredibly descriptive.

2. What cell phone store manager claimed his girlfriend was a bodybuilder and outed her in the process? Garfield- I could find the pic I found of her 'roided self complete with bruises but he and she aren't worth the time

3. Who is Kami Andrew's favorite NFL quarterback and you best not speak ill of him? John Elway. I dare not say anything else.

4. JRV/Todd Hunter's favorite Whore of all time? Padover, of course. That was a confidence booster.

5. The original animated GIF posting beaner? Evil Klown. Frankie has shown that gif-making is an evolving art.

6. Token racist before Tritone and Jigaloo showed up? CoochieMonster. Hated blacks and Kami alike. Someone got too close to him and he disappeared.

7. XPT's most sensitive moderator ever? Elaborator, with K1ng a distant second. Elaborator would cry over anal. On XPT.

8. This Daddy was coaxed into posting his "girl", who was not all that. He subsequently changed his user name and left the board? TantasDaddy/Cerberus- once he posted her pic it was over. Fucking Ginger.

9. Funniest "drive-by" poster ever. Posts totally at random and could possibly post tomorrow but you never know. Has even asked to be banned from time to time for his own good? Phatboy. Simply has not a fuck to give.

10. Master of the obscure picture post, but did it in an inoffensive way- ran the chatroom for years and is much missed? Loopnode. Miss you, dude, and your girlfriend

11. Biggest hatebot who was most hilariously emasculated- spectacularly, even:Kyoto/Murmur. I can't believe no one guessed him. Kyoto's hate was so pure. It was very disappointing to see him gutted like a fish. and make no mistake, he was gutted like a fish.

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#581694 - 01/27/13 05:54 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
I'm not talking about Cleetus. He used it but he doesn't live his hatred.

Here are a few more:

12. Who is "Chopper" and why is Chopper important to Cali people? Tera Patrick's lost dog. Search "Tera needs help. Cali people must read"

13. Who was Gypsy's porn crush before she met me and I made her straight again? yep, Belladonna- she was a moderator on Bella's board with a spiffy avatar when she caught my eye.

14. Who did Chico Traviesio most want to ban, but never did? This one is a toss-up between jamesn and myself but based on his posts in the moderator forum I have to take the nod myself. Credit to Chico/Sergio for never taking me out. The lack of respect is mutual.

15. Whose apartment had empty pizza boxes stacked floor to ceiling? (hint: not Panzer) Christie Lee, as illustrated by AC Cream. You guys gave him the bum rush in that deal. Dude was telling the truth about the dogshit and pizza boxes.

16. What whores bedroom is/was painted geranium red? This would be Mia Rose, and is exactly why I'd prefer to fuck her in the hallway, on the stairs, in the kitchen or wherever else I could tote her because red is not my favorite color.




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#581710 - 01/27/13 06:47 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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I should have gotten phatboy and will hang my head in shame for the requisite milisecond.

I have to disagree about Kyoto, simply because his hate was so pure I don't think he fits the standard definition of "hatebot."

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#581712 - 01/27/13 06:50 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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Good quiz and good effort, Bornyo.
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#581714 - 01/27/13 06:54 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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Appreciated, but I'm not accepting trophies for effort. Let's keep score here. I got what? 19 thread views?

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#581716 - 01/27/13 06:56 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
J.B.
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Agreed. Nice job, Bo.

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#581718 - 01/27/13 06:57 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Appreciated, but I'm not accepting trophies for effort. Let's keep score here. I got what? 19 thread views?


Yeah, but those were all actual posters (some of whom may no longer be able to post.)

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#581723 - 01/27/13 07:09 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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95, that aint bad for 6 hours in the Cage.
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#581724 - 01/27/13 07:13 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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Somewhere in Brazil, Sm@rtt is demanding to know why he didn't make the cut.

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#581726 - 01/27/13 07:20 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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Yeah I definitely missed an opportunity to make a "behold my mighty penis" reference.

Arab pretty well toasted Sm@rrt with his description of the street urchins beating him with socks full of nickels with this song playing in the background:


I can't help it if I referenced it before- it may be one of the funniest things I've ever read.

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#581727 - 01/27/13 07:24 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
street urchins beating him with socks full of nickels


Who had the sack of oranges? Was that ChickenMaster? I seem to recall yes.

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#581728 - 01/27/13 07:27 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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Chickenmaster used oranges in his description. Arab used nickels. Not Quarters. Nickels.

Edit: I fucked that up. Arab did say Quarters. They'd probably hurt worse.


Edited by Bornyo (01/27/13 07:34 PM)

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#581730 - 01/27/13 07:34 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
J.B.
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It was ChickenMaster. He also had to leave because he got too close to the same person as Coochie Monster. So did Smilin' Arab, I think.

I mention this not for your benefit, Bo, but for Floofin's. Because he sucks. He really, really sucks.

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#581732 - 01/27/13 07:34 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
J.B.
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#581740 - 01/27/13 08:19 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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I got nothing better to do.

What did Floofin do to them people?
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#581741 - 01/27/13 08:28 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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Those guys? Just aided and abetted the crazy whore in question. But it's par for the course with Floofie. He always helps the worst people on this board. He's the only man, woman or child who takes the Pipsqueak seriously.

I'd tell you who I meant, but she's some kind of sacred cow around this joint. Cow being the operative word.

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#581744 - 01/27/13 08:38 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
J.B.
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So, yeah, the next time Floofie whines about the good old days, ask him why Arab's no longer here. He had a hand in covering it up.

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#581745 - 01/27/13 08:44 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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Ceara? The broad w/ the slopped out hindquarters in them Hustler pics?
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#581746 - 01/27/13 08:48 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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Good Lord, JB. Let's have some fun here for once and not insist on being vindictive.

18. Who is Matt Casey? Really? ______________

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#581748 - 01/27/13 08:52 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Ceara? The broad w/ the slopped out hindquarters in them Hustler pics?


No.

Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Good Lord, JB. Let's have some fun here for once and not insist on being vindictive.



Tell that to Crammy, then. I might agree. Meanwhile. . .



Quote:
18. Who is Matt Casey? Really? ______________



Some English dude whose visage Jamesn appropriated.

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#581750 - 01/27/13 08:57 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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Matt Casey has a huge fan club, thanks to jamesn. He has a face that launched a thousand shitfits.

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#581777 - 01/28/13 06:05 AM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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1. Bacon water

2. Garfield

3. Can't recall.

4. Padova

5. Can't recall.

6. MPR.

7. Chico or JRV or SM, toss up. All had extra sensitive vagina's.

8. tanta's daddy.

9. Pretty subjective, but I choose bur as the funniest.

10. loopnode

11. Kyoto

12. Can't recall.

13. That gapped tooth whore.

14. monkey

15. Christie Lee

16. Mia Rose

17. Long time ago, but it seems there is nothing as held onto and treasured around here as a good old fashioned grudge.

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#581779 - 01/28/13 07:08 AM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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I was hoping 9 would be Cobalt60, his impersonation of a certain ADT moderator had me pissing myself for some time.
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#581816 - 01/28/13 05:07 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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I barely remember any of those people, much less the details of their posts.

Any XPT trivia quiz that doesn't have Conky and Gigi as answers is flawed.
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#581819 - 01/28/13 05:18 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo


18. Who is Matt Casey? Really? ______________


english and lesbian come to mind.
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#581827 - 01/28/13 06:29 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Ceara? The broad w/ the slopped out hindquarters in them Hustler pics?


No.



no?. i was guessing the same as jerky. and if you've seen ceara lately she's far from slopped out.
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#581835 - 01/28/13 07:29 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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She's still a cunt though.
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#581839 - 01/28/13 08:34 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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Those Hustler pics made the hindquarters very mushy lookin. There are from a while ago I guess and she certainly may have toned up by now.
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#581845 - 01/28/13 09:32 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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She does look like she's toned up. But in this image she's doing her Foster impression.



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#581853 - 01/28/13 11:21 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Jigaloo]
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
She's still a cunt though.

this^
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#581863 - 01/29/13 02:02 AM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: NitneLiun]
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Originally Posted By: NitneLiun
I barely remember any of those people, much less the details of their posts.

Any XPT trivia quiz that doesn't have Conky, Gigi, or Windsock as answers is flawed.


FIFY
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#581888 - 01/29/13 09:52 AM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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#581910 - 01/29/13 02:16 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: the unknown pervert]
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Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert
Originally Posted By: NitneLiun
I barely remember any of those people, much less the details of their posts.

Any XPT trivia quiz that doesn't have Conky, Gigi, or Windsock as answers is flawed.


FIFY


I knew I was forgetting someone.
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#581980 - 01/30/13 06:05 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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Well done, sir, good trivia and much appreciated! ::

I've clearly done much of my posting under various influences, as I've forgotten most of it. So many characters have come and gone, it makes one wonder where are they now?

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#582014 - 01/30/13 08:06 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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Here's Some fucking trivia. Who has three teeth, fucks his sister, and plays a fucking banjo?

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#582015 - 01/30/13 08:09 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Mr. Meat]
Bornyo Offline
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No Brainer, just like you. Billy Redden:



Now crawl back in your hole, worm.

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#582102 - 01/31/13 09:41 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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Awesome thread from the confederate, awesome wheeling down mammary lane

Honestly, I viewed this thread initially with trepidation....Bornyo is like the older brother I never had (and Never wanted, so instead I just think of Bornyo as a good friend and someone who I can share my confederate sympathies with despite the fact I am a born and bred Connecticut yankee.) Bornyo also knows the shit about yours truly....in fact Bornyo knows pretty much everything about me, the good the bad the spectacularly bad and then some.....I am an open book as most of you know, the one thing I am somewhat proud of here at XPT: While many have come and gone, and been shown to be neurotic idiots, or posers or fake-phonies (or phony fakes), I've been open and honest from day one about who/what/where I am, in all my crippled ugliness and glory....

Bornyo has seen and heard it all as regards me, he is XPT's resident "Burg-meister".... i.e. The resident authority on all things Burg (in fact he knows ME better than I know myself.)

In fact , from now on, if anyone has a question for me or about me, ASk Bornyo.



Edited to add: Up until about a year ago, I kept in touch with CEara via Niteflirt.....I know some whores in the strip clubs in various cities who also have thriving Webcam/phonesex business, so naturally in my fuckedupness and debauchery, I further pollute my mind with filth from Niteflirt. But in Ceara's case we just stayed in touch, until she just stopped communicating.....in her niteflirt biz I hope she didnt piss off the wrong "loser" and is now in someone's garden fertilizing the lettuce and carrots that will serve as BUNNY food next easter....anyway, she was a lot of fun, I do miss her and our insightful chats. She is also another person here who really KNEW and Understood the inner workings and mind of daburglar. I SHOULD HAVE HIRED HER AS A PERSONAL ASSISTANT


Edited by Da Burglar (01/31/13 09:52 PM)
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#582116 - 01/31/13 11:55 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Da Burglar]
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Originally Posted By: Da Burglar
Awesome thread from the confederate, awesome wheeling down mammary lane

Honestly, I viewed this thread initially with trepidation....Bornyo is like the older brother I never had (and Never wanted, so instead I just think of Bornyo as a good friend and someone who I can share my confederate sympathies with despite the fact I am a born and bred Connecticut yankee.) Bornyo also knows the shit about yours truly....in fact Bornyo knows pretty much everything about me, the good the bad the spectacularly bad and then some.....I am an open book as most of you know, the one thing I am somewhat proud of here at XPT: While many have come and gone, and been shown to be neurotic idiots, or posers or fake-phonies (or phony fakes), I've been open and honest from day one about who/what/where I am, in all my crippled ugliness and glory....

Bornyo has seen and heard it all as regards me, he is XPT's resident "Burg-meister".... i.e. The resident authority on all things Burg (in fact he knows ME better than I know myself.)

In fact , from now on, if anyone has a question for me or about me, ASk Bornyo.



Edited to add: Up until about a year ago, I kept in touch with CEara via Niteflirt.....I know some whores in the strip clubs in various cities who also have thriving Webcam/phonesex business, so naturally in my fuckedupness and debauchery, I further pollute my mind with filth from Niteflirt. But in Ceara's case we just stayed in touch, until she just stopped communicating.....in her niteflirt biz I hope she didnt piss off the wrong "loser" and is now in someone's garden fertilizing the lettuce and carrots that will serve as BUNNY food next easter....anyway, she was a lot of fun, I do miss her and our insightful chats. She is also another person here who really KNEW and Understood the inner workings and mind of daburglar. I SHOULD HAVE HIRED HER AS A PERSONAL ASSISTANT



Boring me like its 2006, could the first paragraph be any more self serving?
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#582125 - 02/01/13 12:56 AM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Smelly Monkey]
Da Burglar Offline
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every single post I make is self serving....who else should I serve, you? My xpt world revolves around me, and those satellite perverts and retards (like you) whom I choose to include in it...

I abhor hypocrisy; you are a monument to it.
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#582165 - 02/01/13 02:34 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Da Burglar]
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Originally Posted By: Da Burglar
every single post I make is self serving....who else should I serve, you? My xpt world revolves around me, and those satellite perverts and retards (like you) whom I choose to include in it...

I abhor hypocrisy; you are a monument to it.


Hey Burg, how you living?? masturbanana
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#582297 - 02/02/13 03:44 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Jigaloo]
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
She does look like she's toned up. But in this image she's doing her Foster impression.


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#582614 - 02/05/13 10:14 AM Burg extends Monkey yet another invite.... [Re: Smelly Monkey]
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Quote:

Hey Burg, how you living?? masturbanana


I am inviting you over to find out....Once again, Club Da Burglar is inviting Smelly monkey over for drinks and conversation, in a latest attempt at bridge building and hatchet burying( just not in each other's skull). Monkey is cordially invited to Atlantic City as Burg's guest, you can either stay with me or I will gladly put you up for a couple nights at the Hotel of your choice, you name it....I'll cook and then later we'll climb aboard my handivan and head up to NYC to visit Gia and Gypsy (if we can find them and if they will abide us for a couple hours.)

This offer is 100% valid , although I doubt if anyone can make the claim that the Monkey is 100% valid, or can even validate WHICH smelly monkey can and will show up to redeem this offer.

Monks, PM me your phone number and we'll set this up.....unless you still have my number from the last time I sent it to you offering to meet up for lunch or some shit....

I'm serious....too many people have come (both arriving here at the board and then SPLOOGING various filth in posts) and gone ....Their faces fade as the years go by....oh wait, wrong room.... No what i mean is too many worth while characters have either disappeared, croaked or revealed to be aliens posing as normal people, or people posing as aliens (or someone they are not.) Monkey is such a character, and I want to meet him (plural if need be) before he disappears, croaks etc.

I cant wait, Monks, I am already planning the menu :banana_ecoli:
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#582658 - 02/05/13 10:55 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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I imagine this correlates to the 10th birthday of XPT coming up in the next few months.

http://web.archive.org/web/20030417174959/http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php

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#582662 - 02/05/13 11:59 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
gia jordan Offline
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Whoa. Birthday. This will be the closest to having a 10 year old I'll ever have. And it's staying that way. Vive le xpt!

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#582663 - 02/06/13 12:01 AM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Willie D]
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Originally Posted By: Willie D
I imagine this correlates to the 10th birthday of XPT coming up in the next few months.

http://web.archive.org/web/20030417174959/http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php


Nice find Willie.
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#582694 - 02/06/13 01:44 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Willie D]
Da Burglar Offline
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http://web.archive.org/web/20030417174959/http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php


Look at the bottom of that screen shot and see who the "newest Poster" was at that moment in time....it was none other than Dave "The Sargent SLaughter of the Porn Industry" Cummings.....<burg waits 8 seconds for the old school WWE/WWF reference to meld with the Old School Porn-in-the-days-of-Ed Powers_Rodney Moore_Maxx-Old Guys-self shooting Scenes with hott chicks before the ravages of crack take over era....>

I wonder what influence Dave Cummings' Military career segue into Porn had upon General David Petraeus? Afterall, they were comparing Petraeus and his "Success" in Iraq and Afghanistan with DOuglas Macarthur's brilliant landing at Inchon in September 1950, some saying Petraeus even eclipsed General Norman "No relation to Arnold Schwarzenpecker" Schwarzkopf as the greatest US General since Vietnam.....afterall, "Sex in the Army" is the number one career killer according to latest Pentagon studies.... I cannot believe Petraues tanked his own act over the hideously average poon he is alleged to have fucked....watching Old farts from the military like Dave cummings MUST HAVE HAD something to do with this, it JUST HAD TO!!! <Burg starts singing Military hymns in the middle of the Atlantic City Boradwalk...people put money in my martinit glass; God BLAST America!!!>

Hey Willie, how's it hanging? :Banana_Hillary Scott_ Pretzel_Snacks:



Edited by Da Burglar (02/06/13 01:45 PM)
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#615148 - 08/07/14 12:45 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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Aw. I missed you guys.

Like fake cancer.
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#615153 - 08/07/14 01:36 PM Re: XPT Trivia [Re: Bornyo]
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Porn had a new fake cancer in your absence, a pw named Raven Alexis.
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