Why won't anyone have sex face to face?

If these homos ever find out I'm not a tranny, I'm going to have to lower my rate.

Only way I could have made a better investment that having this vagina put in, would have been to buy Apple stock.

Hold the fart....hold the fart...if the last guy's load explodes on his chest he might want a refund.

God, this hurts more than having mine cut off.

why do i look like james brown when i get fucked?

speaking of shitting a dick

God I hate blue waffles!

I am the Clay Guida of porn

So far, Lou's the only one of you all who understands how to caption a photo. What do I have to do, draw you a thought balloon?

I thought we were making nominations for a poll and a vote? I wouldn't want any other thought but the elected winner to grace the thought balloon above the tranny primates head.

Lou I think this, this or
this would be better sound effects.

Over and over again, but just show me the money!

^^^Okay, see, Chuck gets points for form, if not content. In the balloon it goes.

****EDIT****

Ok, so I guess that actually is Teri Weigel. Gotta start reading my threads in order.

"I see why they call you the Ironman!"

Bowel movement. Tension now, relief next shoot.

My only D I ever got in school was in art class so putting it in that box is out of the question in more ways than one but here is my contribution.

"If he hurries I can still make the Steven Tyler look-a-like competition at the Do Drop In."

^^^Do they play both kinds of music there?

Country and Western?

the edit is perfect... this is my pick so far.

How do I collect my prize?

Here's your prize. For the rest, deadline is Thursday.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: watching her physical progression has been like watching a Mogwai slowly turn into a Gremlin.

Okay, so I know I'm a bit late with this, but, after conferring with H2C and Lou, we're giving this one to Fartz for the entire opus he put into this.


Sir, after much consultation between ourselves, Ms. Jerkins, and whatever passes as the intelligencia of this place, you get an autographed copy of "The" pic, as it were:





PM me an address to the smut-hut where you work so we can send it.

Personally, I would only want one if she hand delivered it with the envelope placed between her butt cheeks. I guess that wouldn't be hand-delivered then though. Butt-delivered?

You live in Alaska. You'd lose by default. Quit yer Bitchin'.

Who's bitchin? I'm making special requests on dat ass!

I only think up useless contests and connive to send out prizes that only cost me postage. That kind of delivery's a matter for PM, but, given the logistics, I'll lay bets on the answer.

Come one JB, that pic is awesome but old. A true prize would be a current pic of Gia's tush. At the very least a vacuum sealed pair of panties she worked out in. Not g-string though, there isn't enough material to hold scent.

Help us out Gia. Make a contest. When you get X # of twitter followers, tweet an nice new ass shot, for faps sake. Just make the # realistic, yet tough.

PM sent.

ONE: It's MY contest

ZWEI: Fartz won it fair and square so quit yer bitchin'

TRES: Let's see YOU offer better. You know where I live. Bring Guinness.