Beach Bunnies with Big Brown Eyes Volume 13
(Dusk Til Dawn) www.555tyce.com
Produced and Directed by Tyce Bune
Starring Naudia Nice, Angelica Costello, Trixie Kelly, Aliyah Likit, Lyla Lei, Cheyne Collins, Weed, Tyce Bune

This DVD starts off with a disclaimer, stating that all the ‘creampies’ in “Beachbunnies” are authentic, and unlike some other unscrupulous fuck flick outfits, they don’t shove yogurt, or whatever, up their girls’ pussies. For a second there, I forgot what planet I was on. Is the market for gooey internal cumshots that big, that people are actually faking this messy little fetish? Goddamn. Well, I’m not so sure I get the appeal in the first place, but at least we’ve got Bune’s word, and that’s good enough for me. Showtime.

This edition of Bune’s long running series differs from the last one in only one dramatic way- unlike volume 12, which showcased the beefy, two-handful asses of curve queens like Jewel Jade and Christina Night, virtually all the anal vixens on this ‘un are stripper-thin, with long legs, tennis ball sized tits, and super-small, super-tight butts. If Anorexics have twelve step meetings, Tyce has been haunting them. However, their diminutive size does not stop the boys from cracking them wide open, and the classic TB meat-punch Piledriver maneuvers are in full effect.

In the first scene, perennial porn slacker Cheyne Collins is up to his old tricks again. After swearing to Tyce that he won’t fuck the boss’s girls no more (he shirked his car wash duties to play asshole tag team with a buddy on Tyce’s best girl Jade in the last ‘Beachbunnies’), he jumps T’s latest squeeze, Naudia Nice, as soon as he leaves the room. You just can’t get good help these days, although Ms. Nice might have a different opinion, as she rides Collins like an ecstatic, gap-toothed snake all over the boss’s bitchin’ leather couch. Nice looks an awful lot like Sandra Bernhard- and I know it’s a stretch, but I mean that in a good way- and I have yet to see a scene with her where she wasn’t greedily shoving something in her ass. But does she look good doing it? No, she looks an absolute mess, which is why this 90 pound ball of lightning is so fuckin’ sexy.

While the mice play, the Cat is away cruising the boulevard in his smooth ride, when he chances upon a razor thin brunette waif who happens to be casually loping down the street in a day-glo green bikini. Tyce gives her a ride- first in his car, and then on his waterbed, which is the kind of sex trick that only professionals like him ought to be taking on. It’s a turbulent trip- thank Christ the camera was locked down- and left me with two thoughts. First of all, whoever this chick is (it’s either Angelica Costello or Trixie Kelly), she has gotta be the queen of the ATM scene, ‘cuz every time Tyce takes his dick out of her ass and shoves it into her mouth, she treats the befouled penis like it was a chocolate covered pacifier laced with cocaine and whiskey. She just worships the thing. Also, with all this reverse cowgirl assfucking going on, there’s plenty of close-ups of her rather neglected pussy, and I can see why. It’s one of the more frightening looking vaginas I’ve seen in awhile, a crazy lattice-work of fleshy folds topped off with a thumb sized clitoris. Now, I know that pussies are weird looking anyway, but this one looks straight out of Lovecraft’s “Call of Cthulu”. Yikes.

Meanwhile, Tyce’s buddy Weed is supposed to be detailing the boss’s car, but gets sidetracked by a foxy little realtor chick (Costello or Kelly, gotta be one of ‘em), who looks kinda like a mini-Julie Strain, and who’s lost and late for a house showing. Being the accommodating cat that he is, big man Weed offers to show her the way. When they get there, the potential homebuyer isn’t there yet, so she repays Weed by giving him one of those Rodney Moore-styled spit slathered blowjobs, and then offers up her lily-white ass. He takes it, of course, and as he plunges into her, she says “Omigodomigodomigod” about a thousand times. Then Tyce shows up. He’s the guy looking at the house, of course. At first he’s a little pissed that Weed’s not cleaning his fucking car, but then she starts slobbering on his dick too, and he forgets all about it.

Finally, Tyce is still hiring young nymphos to clean up his house, and they continue to get distracted by each other, dropping the feather dusters and Windex for an afternoon of on-the-clock muff diving. This time around, it’s a couple of …hmm, Hawaiians, maybe, of Fillipinos…Aliyah Likit (!) and Lyla Lei, at any rate, who blow off the housekeeping and head straight for Tyce’s pool, where they make out in an artful “Love American Style” scene. Almost as funny as it is hot, as one of the chicks can’t stop laughing, and the other one has the most stilted line delivery this side of Jerry Stiller. Needless to say, Tyce comes home early, finds the two sexing it up in the backyard, and “punishes” them with a manly dose of assfucking and cum eating.

Even if the chicks are a little too thin to make a meal of this time around, Tyce Bune never disappoints, and if you’re a fan of this series, you’ll love this one. And if you’re not a fan of this series, you’re out of your fuckin’ mind, because the “Beachbunnies with Big Brown Eyes” DVD’s are some of the hottest, down-right sleaziest collections of all-anal action going.
-Sleazegrinder