69 REASONS WHY JET TITS IS MY HERO

1. Jet Tits has special talents other people just don't have. Not everyone has what it takes to be like Jet Tits.
2. Jet Tits has the ability to share his most private and sensitive body parts with total strangers.
3. Jet Tits doesn't expose names, phone numbers and addresses of people on the internet.
4. Jet Tits is listed with his real name in the credits of Whorecraft (epsiode II) with Scott Fayner.
5. Jet Tits career is based on giving pleasure.
6. Jet Tits is no comfort eater.
7. Jet Tits wasn't bullied in school.
8. Jet Tits never dealt with negative emotions such as depression or anxiety.
9. Jet Tits is a Jewish genius.
10. Jet Tits is tough.
11. Jet Tits has a high level World Of Warcraft account.
12. Jet Tits likes NASCAR.
13. Jet Tits doesn't do drugs.
14. Jet Tits makes good money.
15. Jet Tits isn't lonely.
16. Jet Tits has a landlord.
17. Jet Tits is on Mia Rose's "no list".
18. Jet Tits owns weapons and could kill you.
19. Jet Tits never lived independently.
20. Jet Tits is independent.
21. Jet Tits never harassed women struggling with drugs on message boards.
22. Jet Tits is tradition.
23. Jet Tits is creative.
24. Jet Tits doesn't feel superior paying a naive Mexican girl 40$ and film it on camera.
25. Jet Tits doesn't need to brag about his penis.
26. Jet Tits would never harm animals.
27. Jet Tits isn't afraid to use the N-word.
28. Jet Tits career is based on giving pleasure.
29. Jet Tits is divorced.
30. Jet Tits gives a shit about social networks.
31. Jet Tits doesn't twitter.
32. Jet Tits has no problems with wearing condoms.
33. Jet Tits will finish his GI Joe collection soon.
34. Jet Tits has a job.
35. Jet Tits played "Captian Save A Ho and wore a cape and a mask with a red shirt that said Captian Save A Ho".
36. Jet Tits doesn't know how to spell "captain".
37. Jet Tits gives a shit about obesity.
38. Jet Tits makes lonely people less lonely.
39. Jet Tits wears exciting clothes.
40. Jet Tits teaches people how to be better lovers.
41. Jet Tits was on college.
42. Jet Tits shares his videos with his friends.
43. Jet Tits knows it's down the road and not across the street.
44. Jet Tits has a microwave in his childroom.
45. Jet Tits still fits in the bathtub to get urinated in his fuzzy belly button.
46. Jet Tits clients want him to "kiss and crap like that" in his custom videos.
47. Jet Tits was mad at Robbye Bentley because she said he is fat.
48. Jet Tits gives excellent advice and helps people with their personal problems.
49. Jet Tits is sexy and erotic.
50. Jet Tits has the guts to wear big wigs.
51. Jet Tits is no Chauvinist.
52. Jet Tits doesn't lie.
53. Jet Tits isn't dyslexic.
54. Jet Tits doesn't need fingernails.
55. Jet Tits is taller than 6 ft.
56. Jet Tits landlord has a sauna.
57. Jet Tits weighs >300 lbs and his body is still listed athletic on myspace.
58. Jet Tits likes to share his car.
59. Jet Tits just wants to be loved.
60. Jet Tits wasn't oversexed by porn consumption on the internet and became a "producer" on his own.
61. Jet Tits ex-wife broke his flagg box.
62. Jet Tits mood in myspace was always "chill".
63. Jet Tits likes to say "and action!".
64. Jet Tits doesn't have to pay for pussy.
65. Jet Tits can't be booked through Pam Peaks.
66. Jet Tits didn't delete his footage.
67. Jet Tits has a good sense of humor.
68. Jet Tits will not respond.
69. Jet Tits is not Peter Pan.