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#37436 - 07/13/04 08:02 PM Should the swami return POLL
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Granted the swami is hated world wide, and is on the short list of people to get banned from xxxporntalk, i always had a soft spot (or several soft spots) for him. If it was possible to keep swami banned for every section except the monkey's cage would you like to see the swami return?


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#37437 - 07/13/04 09:18 PM Re: Should the swami return POLL
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Monkey cage only poster? Then my vote is for Sammura.
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#37438 - 07/13/04 09:21 PM Re: Should the swami return POLL
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Monkey cage only poster? Then my vote is for Sammura.






no i have actually backed off my statements calling for sammura's return, i had a moment the other day when i remembered what she was like , then i began asking myself why in the hell did i want her back?. Swami is at least in control of himself 90% of the time.
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#37439 - 07/14/04 08:06 AM Re: Should the swami return POLL
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Registered: 07/12/04
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Of course I vote yes, as I like those top ten lists and am afraid to post any myself.

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#37440 - 07/14/04 08:16 AM Re: Should the swami return POLL
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#37441 - 07/14/04 11:19 AM Re: Should the swami return POLL
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Don't you remember this is what she is like.





Hayzuz Hache Kee-rist, I never laughed so hard in my life. It's like a Dial-A-Crack-Whore.


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FUCK YOU CRACKER WET DOG SMELLING BITCH. AND THE ONLY ONES I SEE HAVING LITTERS OF KIDS IS WHITE WOMEN




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FUCK YOU . YOU FUCKING THIN LIPPED POINTY NOSE,WET DOG SMELLING, FLAT ASS HAVING,SMALL DICK BITCH! DIE CRACKER SCUM





Okay, maybe "small dick bitch," and "flat-ass having" is weird, but "wet dog-smelling"? WTF?
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#37442 - 07/14/04 03:33 PM Re: Should the swami return POLL
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One of my favorite sammura insults is this one

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no smelly donkey you feel bad, because you realize you still alone in your room jerking off. bet your bedroom smells like cornchips and catfood.





But my all time favorite sammura thread is the chico is a fag one. (chico this isn't a shot at you) its just she really went after him that day, that was in the middle of her breakdown.
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#37443 - 07/14/04 07:53 PM Re: Should the swami return POLL
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Now those are some great lines, too bad I missed them. The odd combinations of words give her posts a certain flava

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#37444 - 07/14/04 08:41 PM Re: Should the swami return POLL
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Now those are some great lines, too bad I missed them. The odd combinations of words give her posts a certain flava





cornchips and catfood, lol. How ghetto.
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#37445 - 07/15/04 12:12 PM Re: Should the swami return POLL
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Here is my favorite one :


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Username: Smartt

Subject: fuck you

you small dick glasses wearing fat ass loser try to cut some of that loose skin off ya dick.. don't get mad because you get dick cheese



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#37446 - 07/16/04 05:54 PM Re: Should the swami return POLL
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Here is my favorite one :


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Username: Smartt

Subject: fuck you

you small dick glasses wearing fat ass loser try to cut some of that loose skin off ya dick.. don't get mad because you get dick cheese






I remember that.She flipped when I said crack is a brutal drug.Look what it did to her face.Swami is not a bad guy.Got to know the guy a bit this past week.
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#37447 - 07/16/04 05:57 PM Re: Should the swami return POLL
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Swami is not a bad guy.Got to know the guy a bit this past week.






you did?, how so?.


Poll results update

16 want swami back
3 don't

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#37448 - 07/16/04 06:01 PM Re: Should the swami return POLL
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Chico, did you go on his show?
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#37449 - 07/16/04 06:12 PM Re: Should the swami return POLL
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you did?, how so?.



He calls the office looking for girls for his show. I didn't get to talk him personally,but being in the office, you kind of start getting vibe about someone's personality.He does love to talk a lot thou.
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#37450 - 07/16/04 06:13 PM Re: Should the swami return POLL
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Chico, did you go on his show?



No.But you never know.
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#37451 - 07/16/04 06:15 PM Re: Should the swami return POLL
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Chico, Next time he calls ask him about the Bills?
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#37452 - 07/16/04 06:19 PM Re: Should the swami return POLL
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Registered: 08/03/03
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Swami is not a bad guy.Got to know the guy a bit this past week.



Swami was not a bad guy, but he was all mouth and not much ear. If he wants to be a porn news guy he needs to spend more time learning about the industry.

The thing that got him banned was not entirely his fault; every post he made triggered a stream of taunting from the regulars. To an extent that's our fault.

I think he'd be reinstated if he wanted, but he'd need to be more careful in reporting only thing he was sure of (no more admiring Gen's LONG LEGS!) and ask a lot more questions & listen.
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#37453 - 07/17/04 08:16 AM Re: Should the swami return POLL
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Registered: 07/12/04
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I think the fact that he had that show on the net, where he would interview pornstars gave him a little bit of an inflated ego and he thought he knew a bit more about the business than he really did.

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