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#356907 - 08/29/08 04:16 PM
Meme-Jacking
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I see great potential in this one. I enjoyed his posts all along but they are much better now, with all this in mind: Quote:
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Bad Habit.
Bad Habit doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Bad Habit has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Bad Habit.
Bad Habit does not sleep. He waits.
Bad Habit is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Bad Habit is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Bad Habit counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Bad Habit' beard. There is only another fist.
When Bad Habit does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Bad Habit is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Bad Habit' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Bad Habit can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Bad Habit doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Bad Habit can slam a revolving door.
Bad Habit does not get frostbite. Bad Habit bites frost
Remember the Soviet UnionThey decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a BadHabitat.
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#356908 - 08/29/08 04:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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I have an idea where you found this. I have seen a similar list featuring a well-known moviestar/martial arts specialist.....
....and I laughed my ass off. Thanks for the entertainment!
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#356909 - 08/29/08 04:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7598
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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The last one is gold...
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#356911 - 08/29/08 10:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7598
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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The best I ever saw was on the Bullshido website: Quote:
Chuck Norris' sperm cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS....
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#356912 - 08/30/08 12:20 AM
Re: Meme-Jacking
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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I see great potential in this one. I enjoyed his posts all along but they are much better now, with all this in mind:
Quote:
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Bad Habit.
Bad Habit doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Bad Habit has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Bad Habit.
Bad Habit does not sleep. He waits.
Bad Habit is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Bad Habit is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Bad Habit counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Bad Habit' beard. There is only another fist.
When Bad Habit does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Bad Habit is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Bad Habit' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Bad Habit can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Bad Habit doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Bad Habit can slam a revolving door.
Bad Habit does not get frostbite. Bad Habit bites frost
Remember the Soviet UnionThey decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a BadHabitat.
I like it so much, I changed my Avatar.
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Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
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#356913 - 08/30/08 12:57 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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You don't fuck with Chuck! Bravo in the UK is always playing his movies as well as 'Walker, Texas Ranger'. It was 'Eye For An Eye' last week, with a clean-shaven and very blonde Chuck beating the shit out of Christopher Lee.
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#356914 - 08/30/08 02:37 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 08/04/06
Posts: 1155
Loc: U.S. Outpost 31
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The Bravo Channel here in the U.S. has a totally different demographic.  My favorite Chuck line is..."Chuck Norris does not have AIDS,but he gives it to people anyway".
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#356915 - 08/30/08 04:18 PM
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Anonymous
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I like it so much, I changed my Avatar.
Please, change it back. Or slow down that GIF. You're going to induce epilepsy in somebody like that. Thanks.
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#356917 - 08/31/08 04:49 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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The Bravo Channel here in the U.S. has a totally different demographic.
Maybe not. Perhaps UK Bravo is more butch.
http://www.bravo.co.uk/
Billing itself as a 'Televisual Broadcaster For The Modern Gentleman', Bravo in the UK has stuff like The Unit, Dog The Bounty Hunter, TNA Wrestling, Monster Trucks, Porn Week, Sin Cities, Real Football Factories, Walker Texas Ranger, plus Chuck Norris movies and those damn World's Wildest Police Video shows. Oh, and Adult Swim and all the UFC stuff too.
Chuck Norris would definitely approve!
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#356919 - 08/31/08 10:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Billing itself as a 'Televisual Broadcaster For The Modern Gentleman', Bravo in the UK has stuff like The Unit, Dog The Bounty Hunter, TNA Wrestling, Monster Trucks, Porn Week, Sin Cities, Real Football Factories, Walker Texas Ranger, plus Chuck Norris movies and those damn World's Wildest Police Video shows. Oh, and Adult Swim and all the UFC stuff too.
Or as we in the States call it, Spike TV.
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#356920 - 08/31/08 12:11 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Or as we in the States call it, Spike TV.
There's a bit of innuendo in that name, isn't there? 
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#356921 - 08/31/08 04:36 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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Bad Habit lost virginity before his father.
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#356922 - 08/31/08 04:36 PM
Re: Meme-Jacking
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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Bad Habit is TMFR's baby daddy.
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"If you keep making fun of me, I might just get pissed and not post on here anymore. Start taking me seriously. I'm a student now" Fatja
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#356923 - 08/31/08 07:40 PM
Re: Meme-Jacking
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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The Bravo Channel here in the U.S. has a totally different demographic.
Maybe not. Perhaps UK Bravo is more butch.
http://www.bravo.co.uk/
Billing itself as a 'Televisual Broadcaster For The Modern Gentleman', Bravo in the UK has stuff like The Unit, Dog The Bounty Hunter, TNA Wrestling, Monster Trucks, Porn Week, Sin Cities, Real Football Factories, Walker Texas Ranger, plus Chuck Norris movies and those damn World's Wildest Police Video shows. Oh, and Adult Swim and all the UFC stuff too.
Chuck Norris would definitely approve!
Pretty, pretty, pret-ty...gay...
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