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#332255 - 05/19/08 01:02 PM
Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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you know you love him willie. i wish he would name drop me, how sad is that?
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#332257 - 05/19/08 01:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Shit. Does that mean I banned Skeeter? Gigi's gonna hate me now.
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#332258 - 05/19/08 02:28 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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you can make it up to me
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#332260 - 05/19/08 02:35 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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i made chicken drumsticks coated with doritos last week. they reminded me of nicole brazzle for some reason.
do you guys think darth was really skeeter?
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#332261 - 05/19/08 02:43 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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ah dorito fried chicken im vegan but i make it for dirty sometimes dorito fried chicken can make a man melt
a tip about the frying part: use vegetable shortening and it doesnt burn the coating before the chickens cooked inside also, since youre not vegan, you can boil the chicken in buttermilk if you soak it in that first it makes a godawful mess but it makes the chicken taste heavenly ive also just boiled it in just salt water before too to good effect that way youre sure your chickens cooked inside and can just brown the coating well in oil once its cooked
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#332263 - 05/19/08 02:51 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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thank you, pretty.
i could never be vegan. i live to consume animal products.
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#332264 - 05/19/08 02:54 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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no prob the vegetable shortening can just be heated for browning with less burn than the animal it doesnt make it taste any different or you can still brown in animal fat if you boil the chicken in saltwater or buttermilk or even just milk for that matter first
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#332266 - 05/19/08 02:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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be a vegan, carnivore, whatever...VEGETABLE SHORTENING IS PURE FAT...THE BAD FAT. Your body cannot digest it. STOP NOW or else continue to pack on the pounds.
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#332267 - 05/19/08 03:01 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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really? then what to use for browning if you dont use animal shortening? like maybe penaut or coocnut oil are those bad too? whats a vegan option?
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#332268 - 05/19/08 03:03 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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i rarely use it... it's only for special occasions, haha.
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#332269 - 05/19/08 03:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Use coconut oil.
Read westonaprice.org for all coconut oil's benefits. ALso, when coconut oil is heated, the fatty acid chains do not change. Even olive oil, canola oil, and all that other nonsense changes when heated. That's what makes it carcinogenic as well as not digestive.
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#332271 - 05/19/08 03:05 PM
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I don't know how the fuck my name got involved in this. Maybe Skeet had been hitting the bottle when he called? Maybe Darth was Skeeter? Or maybe Skeet and you-know-who have been talking?
Doesn't Darth go crying to Gene every time he gets banned?
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#332272 - 05/19/08 03:11 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
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Stop cooking stuff like tater tot casserole and I will.
Holy shit! Tater tot casserole ROCKS!
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#332273 - 05/19/08 03:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Hopefully, now Darth can channel all his energy towards making RudeTV a success.
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#332276 - 05/19/08 04:25 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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i never kid about doritos
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#332278 - 05/19/08 04:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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From Diana Rattray,Your Guide to Southern Food. FREE Newsletter. Sign Up Now! Rat Tray. Sounds about right for this kind of 'food.'
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#332279 - 05/19/08 05:14 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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you guys are so mean
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#332281 - 05/19/08 07:52 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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I'm with you Gigi. Substituting crushed Doritos for breadcrumbs in a recipe, "BAM!"
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#332282 - 05/19/08 08:28 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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it has this wierd aphrodisiac effect it causes lots of farting followed by a deep undisturbable sleep
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#332284 - 05/19/08 08:58 PM
Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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sorry willie ok back to the subject: i dont think darth was skeeter but it sounds like skeeter might read xpt
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#332286 - 05/19/08 09:48 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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lol ok giggles goodnight xpt love pretty
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#332293 - 05/20/08 02:39 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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i'm so making a new apron that says "gape the cook"
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#332294 - 05/20/08 02:47 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
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Make sure you are wearing that apron when the other mothers come over to drop off their kids to play with your kids.
Brownies anyone?
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#332297 - 05/20/08 03:08 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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way to suck up, freestylah. for what it's worth i brought the article to willie's attention. and since i usually derail threads TO talk about skeeter, methinks it all balances out quite nicely.
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#332300 - 05/20/08 03:33 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/23/07
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I don't know how the fuck my name got involved in this. Maybe Skeet had been hitting the bottle when he called? Maybe Darth was Skeeter? Or maybe Skeet and you-know-who have been talking?
Or maybe you and Skeeter talk on the phone all the time about stuff like this. That seems most likely.
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#332301 - 05/20/08 03:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Hey, Dearth. How's it going?
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#332302 - 05/20/08 04:07 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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Hey, Dearth. How's it going?
I see we're still singing that "Metal Man is Darth's alt id" bit. It's a good song. It does not quite rock like Slayer's "Seasons in the Abyss," though.
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#332305 - 05/24/08 09:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#332307 - 05/25/08 08:14 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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just for the record, that ^^^ wasn't my recipe, guys. that is the recipe in the link someone posted. i'm sure it probably at least LOOKS better than elaborator's 'paint chip souffle'.
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#332308 - 05/25/08 07:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Ha ha! Once again Elab gets blamed for something I did!
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#332309 - 05/26/08 04:56 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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shit, i can't tell you guys apart either!
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#332310 - 05/26/08 04:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
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What's next, Gigi? Funyun fried steak?
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#332311 - 05/26/08 04:58 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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don't get me excited so early in the morning, ms. jordan
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#332313 - 05/27/08 10:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
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A rather respectable Conservative woman I know uses corn flakes in place of bread crumbs.
Personally, I don't cook fried chicken or any other deep fried food.
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#332314 - 05/28/08 12:16 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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What's next, Gigi? Funyun fried steak?
not quite funyuns, but certainly in the coated, deep-fried onion family of foodstuffs from which i rarely stray. tonight:
penne and smoked sausage casserole
2 c. uncooked penne pasta 1 lb. smoked sausage, cut into 1/4 inch slices 1 1/4 c. milk 1 can condensed cream of celery soup, undiluted 1 1/2 c. cheddar french-fried onions, divided 1 c. shredded mozz. cheese, divided 1 c. frozen peas
cook pasta... brown sausage... combine milk and soup. stir in 1/2 c. of ff onions, 1/2 of the cheese, the peas and the sausage. add cooked pasta. transfer all to a 13x9 baking dish. cover, bake at 375 for a half hour, til bubbly. sprinkle with remaining cheese and onions, and continue baking uncovered until cheese is melted.
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#332316 - 05/28/08 01:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Here's a few I found for you Gigi: Quote:
Taco To-Go, aka "walking taco" Ingredients: 1 small bag of your favorite flavor of Doritos 1/2 cup shredded cheese 1/2 cup shredded lettuce 1 tablespoon of sourcream 1 tablespoon of salsa
Without opening the bag, lightly crush the Doritos. Cut a slit longways down the seam of the bag, so that you open it into a "pouch." Add all of the ingredients and stir. All ingredients are optional and you can add any other toppings that you'd like. This is a great snack to send your kids to school with.
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Peanut Butter and Bacon Sandwich
Fry up 4 or 5 slices of bacon for every sandwhich you would like to make, crispy or not, whatever you like, make some toast, spread with peanut butter add bacon and serve with a glass of milk. Serving warm is better.
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Bologna Cups This hearty meal goes well with sports.
Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Line a muffin tin with bologna slices (red ring removed). Crack an egg into the center of each bologna cup. Sprinkle each with salt and black pepper. Bake until firm.
Add a slice of American cheese to each cup and bake until melted or you can broil cheese.
Serve with beer and tobasco.
These are from Southern Culture on the Skids website.
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#332317 - 05/28/08 01:17 PM
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I like to kidnap and rape white women, then Bono-One kills them and AC Cream eats them. - Tritone
I knew something was missing.
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#332323 - 10/08/08 05:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
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XPT's search feature is your friend. Google "boolean search", then get yourself a bottle of whiskey and make the search engine hum. It's all right here on this website.
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#332324 - 10/08/08 05:46 PM
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Pervert
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XPT's search feature is your friend. Google "boolean search", then get yourself a bottle of whiskey and make the search engine hum. It's all right here on this website.
Noted. Funny though how engine queries about subjects like this one tend to always land me in "porn blog hell" - that vast wasteland of people that seem to wish they were involved in the industry but aren't and so instead spew hot air based on third hand or fabricated info. Hard to tell what's actually real info, if any.
I realize of course that's no excuse for "use the fuckin search" so I'll accept said whipping with honor.
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#332328 - 10/08/08 06:52 PM
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Anonymous
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Did you take down the Megan's Law ID of Skeeter just now from this post or one of the moderators?
He's edited that post about a dozen times.
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#332329 - 10/08/08 06:59 PM
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Pervert
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Did you take down the Megan's Law ID of Skeeter just now from this post or one of the moderators?
I pulled it after realizing it's ancient news and uninteresting to anyone but latecomers to the party like me. Also I realized it might be derailment material. Just don't care about that guy; wanted to know about Bridgette was all. Lez foh-get it!
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