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#332254 - 05/19/08 12:25 PM Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
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I don't know how the fuck my name got involved in this. Maybe Skeet had been hitting the bottle when he called? Maybe Darth was Skeeter? Or maybe Skeet and you-know-who have been talking?

http://www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=28158

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What he did not tell anybody is, it’s a comp. Yes. JM Productions sold a comp as new. They did not tell the distributors that the movie Bound has scenes in it as in plural that appear in other JM Productions/Powersville Inc. movies.


“Now I heard that there’s a few people that aren’t dingleberries and that even Willie D brought this to their attention,” Skeeter states.


[Which may or may not be true.]


“Whoa, Willie D said. You should not release that movie. And Tony Malice said why. And Willie D said Crystal Ray’s in it. She hasn’t performed in four years. And you’re releasing it as new. Yet that same scene is in Filthy Things 1. Jay Ashley and Crystal Ray- isn’t that fun?


“I talked about that scene with Jay a couple of days ago on the phone,” says Skeeter. “He did the scene four years ago. They’re in a bathroom. It was released right away on Filthy Things. It’s even written about in AVN on the first Filthy Things.


“And have you heard of a guy named Mickey G- tall, thin, kind of a high hair line, a little mustache-goatee?


"He’s been gone for almost three years. He’s in the new release movie. Why? Because he’s magic. They brought him out of prison because Jeff Mike is so powerful- and Willie D went down and co-signed for him. They got him out and he did a scene with Missy Monroe. It’s been over two years since she’s performed. She’s in the movie.”






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#332255 - 05/19/08 01:02 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
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you know you love him willie.

i wish he would name drop me, how sad is that?
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#332256 - 05/19/08 01:25 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
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Willie D is not a dingleberry, so I hear
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#332257 - 05/19/08 01:56 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
gia jordan Offline
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Shit. Does that mean I banned Skeeter? Gigi's gonna hate me now.
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#332258 - 05/19/08 02:28 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
Gigi Offline
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you can make it up to me
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#332259 - 05/19/08 02:31 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
gia jordan Offline
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Stop cooking stuff like tater tot casserole and I will.
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#332260 - 05/19/08 02:35 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
Gigi Offline
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i made chicken drumsticks coated with doritos last week. they reminded me of nicole brazzle for some reason.

do you guys think darth was really skeeter?
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#332261 - 05/19/08 02:43 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
pretty Offline
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ah dorito fried chicken
im vegan but i make it for dirty sometimes
dorito fried chicken can make a man melt

a tip about the frying part: use vegetable shortening and it doesnt burn the coating before the chickens cooked inside
also, since youre not vegan, you can boil the chicken in buttermilk if you soak it in that first
it makes a godawful mess
but it makes the chicken taste heavenly
ive also just boiled it in just salt water before too to good effect
that way youre sure your chickens cooked inside and can just brown the coating well in oil once its cooked
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#332262 - 05/19/08 02:47 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
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I've never heard of that in my life, I dont think I would like Doritos on chicken, I dont even like Doritos. I've only had Southern Fried Chicken (with regular breadcrumbs) and I dont eat chicken parts, only the breast so its not really a big hitter for me. That's wierd Doritos, I have to ask others here if they've heard of that.

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#332263 - 05/19/08 02:51 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
Gigi Offline
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thank you, pretty.


i could never be vegan. i live to consume animal products.
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#332264 - 05/19/08 02:54 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
pretty Offline
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no prob
the vegetable shortening can just be heated for browning with less burn than the animal
it doesnt make it taste any different
or you can still brown in animal fat
if you boil the chicken in saltwater or buttermilk or even just milk for that matter first
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#332265 - 05/19/08 02:55 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
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willie-you've become some sort of shadowy figure in gene's porn universe, it's hilarious. i think darth's jealousy stems from this.
Quote:

I don't know how the fuck my name got involved in this. Maybe Skeet had been hitting the bottle when he called? Maybe Darth was Skeeter? Or maybe Skeet and you-know-who have been talking?

http://www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=28158

Quote:

What he did not tell anybody is, it’s a comp. Yes. JM Productions sold a comp as new. They did not tell the distributors that the movie Bound has scenes in it as in plural that appear in other JM Productions/Powersville Inc. movies.


“Now I heard that there’s a few people that aren’t dingleberries and that even Willie D brought this to their attention,” Skeeter states.


[Which may or may not be true.]


“Whoa, Willie D said. You should not release that movie. And Tony Malice said why. And Willie D said Crystal Ray’s in it. She hasn’t performed in four years. And you’re releasing it as new. Yet that same scene is in Filthy Things 1. Jay Ashley and Crystal Ray- isn’t that fun?


“I talked about that scene with Jay a couple of days ago on the phone,” says Skeeter. “He did the scene four years ago. They’re in a bathroom. It was released right away on Filthy Things. It’s even written about in AVN on the first Filthy Things.


“And have you heard of a guy named Mickey G- tall, thin, kind of a high hair line, a little mustache-goatee?


"He’s been gone for almost three years. He’s in the new release movie. Why? Because he’s magic. They brought him out of prison because Jeff Mike is so powerful- and Willie D went down and co-signed for him. They got him out and he did a scene with Missy Monroe. It’s been over two years since she’s performed. She’s in the movie.”








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#332266 - 05/19/08 02:56 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
gia jordan Offline
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be a vegan, carnivore, whatever...VEGETABLE SHORTENING IS PURE FAT...THE BAD FAT. Your body cannot digest it. STOP NOW or else continue to pack on the pounds.
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#332267 - 05/19/08 03:01 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
pretty Offline
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really?
then what to use for browning if you dont use animal shortening?
like maybe
penaut or coocnut oil
are those bad too?
whats a vegan option?
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#332268 - 05/19/08 03:03 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
Gigi Offline
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i rarely use it... it's only for special occasions, haha.
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#332269 - 05/19/08 03:04 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
gia jordan Offline
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Use coconut oil.

Read westonaprice.org for all coconut oil's benefits. ALso, when coconut oil is heated, the fatty acid chains do not change. Even olive oil, canola oil, and all that other nonsense changes when heated. That's what makes it carcinogenic as well as not digestive.
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#332270 - 05/19/08 03:05 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
pretty Offline
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hehehe
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#332271 - 05/19/08 03:05 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
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Quote:

I don't know how the fuck my name got involved in this. Maybe Skeet had been hitting the bottle when he called? Maybe Darth was Skeeter? Or maybe Skeet and you-know-who have been talking?





Doesn't Darth go crying to Gene every time he gets banned?

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#332272 - 05/19/08 03:11 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
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Quote:

Stop cooking stuff like tater tot casserole and I will.


Holy shit! Tater tot casserole ROCKS!

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#332273 - 05/19/08 03:11 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
gia jordan Offline
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Hopefully, now Darth can channel all his energy towards making RudeTV a success.
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#332274 - 05/19/08 03:56 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
Willie D Offline

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Jesuz Keyrist...my thread turned into a cooking show. Can I at least tittyfuck Sandra Lee from the Food Network in return?

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#332275 - 05/19/08 03:58 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
gia jordan Offline
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Quote:

ah dorito fried chicken
im vegan but i make it for dirty sometimes
dorito fried chicken can make a man melt





Wait...WTF???!!!

I thought Gigi was joking. Are you fucking serious? That's the most white trash shit I've ever heard of. If I was raised in middle America right now and my mom served that for dinner, I'd be anorexic for sure.
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#332276 - 05/19/08 04:25 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
Gigi Offline
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i never kid about doritos
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#332277 - 05/19/08 04:28 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
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Here ya go, Gia!

http://southernfood.about.com/od/chickencasseroles/r/bl10805m.htm
MMMMMMMMM-mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!


Edited by tattypatty (05/19/08 04:29 PM)
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#332278 - 05/19/08 04:53 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
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From Diana Rattray,
Your Guide to Southern Food.
FREE Newsletter. Sign Up Now!

Rat Tray. Sounds about right for this kind of 'food.'
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#332279 - 05/19/08 05:14 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
Gigi Offline
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you guys are so mean
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#332280 - 05/19/08 07:46 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
pretty Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

ah dorito fried chicken
im vegan but i make it for dirty sometimes
dorito fried chicken can make a man melt





Wait...WTF???!!!

I thought Gigi was joking. Are you fucking serious? That's the most white trash shit I've ever heard of. If I was raised in middle America right now and my mom served that for dinner, I'd be anorexic for sure.




oh yeah
hes crazy about it
i never found a recipe for it
i just sort of adapted one out of a southern cookbook and used processed dorritos instead of rits whichc is what the original recipe said to use for coating
i guess he thought dorritos would make a good coating
and well
i aim to please
so i concocted it for him
im a good girl lke that
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#332281 - 05/19/08 07:52 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
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I'm with you Gigi. Substituting crushed Doritos for breadcrumbs in a recipe, "BAM!"
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#332282 - 05/19/08 08:28 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
pretty Offline
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it has this wierd aphrodisiac effect
it causes lots of farting
followed by a deep undisturbable sleep
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#332283 - 05/19/08 08:46 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
Willie D Offline

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I give up.

Web page on cooking with Doritos (needs volume for the flash)

http://www.foodtv.com/media/flash/recipes/other/potato-chip-cooking.html


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#332284 - 05/19/08 08:58 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
pretty Offline
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sorry willie
ok back to the subject:
i dont think darth was skeeter
but it sounds like skeeter might read xpt
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#332285 - 05/19/08 09:03 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
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pretty
Quote:

sorry willie
i dont think




Fixed...
Less thought.. More twat, doll.
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#332286 - 05/19/08 09:48 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
pretty Offline
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lol
ok giggles
goodnight xpt

love pretty

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#332287 - 05/19/08 10:09 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
Willie D Offline

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Lou, just relax for a minute....seriously.

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#332288 - 05/19/08 10:23 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
Bad Habit Offline
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Quote:


i could never be vegan. i live to consume animal products.




[Sorry but this was way too open to ignore. My apologies to xpt]

Hey Gigi, I've got some animal products you can consume!
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#332289 - 05/20/08 02:31 AM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
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Hopefully, now Darth can channel all his energy towards making RudeTV a success.




I'd rather he channel his energy towards playing in traffic on the Interstate.
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#332291 - 05/20/08 10:35 AM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
Gigi Offline
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Dorito Chicken
INGREDIENTS:
2 to 3 cups diced cooked chicken
1 cup sour cream
1 can cream of chicken soup
1/4 cup finely minced onion
1 tsp. chili powder
1/2 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. pepper
1/2 tsp. garlic powder
1/2 cup grated Cheddar cheese
1/2 cup grated Mozzarella cheese
1 bag (medium size) bag of Doritos, crushed
PREPARATION:
Grease or spray a 2-quart casserole dish. Cover bottom of casserole with half of the crushed Doritos. Mix all other ingredients , except cheese ,and place on Doritos. Put remainder of crushed Doritos on top of this.

Add cheese on top. Ready to bake ! Bake at 350° for 30 to 40 minutes.


right click, save
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#332292 - 05/20/08 02:15 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
Bad Habit Offline
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Quote:

Quote:



Dorito Chicken
INGREDIENTS:
2 to 3 cups diced cooked chicken
1 cup sour cream
1 can cream of chicken soup
1/4 cup finely minced onion
1 tsp. chili powder
1/2 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. pepper
1/2 tsp. garlic powder
1/2 cup grated Cheddar cheese
1/2 cup grated Mozzarella cheese
1 bag (medium size) bag of Doritos, crushed
PREPARATION:
Grease or spray a 2-quart casserole dish. Cover bottom of casserole with half of the crushed Doritos. Mix all other ingredients , except cheese ,and place on Doritos. Put remainder of crushed Doritos on top of this.

Add cheese on top. Ready to bake ! Bake at 350° for 30 to 40 minutes.


right click, save



Iron Chef Gigi
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#332293 - 05/20/08 02:39 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
Gigi Offline
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i'm so making a new apron that says "gape the cook"
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#332294 - 05/20/08 02:47 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
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Make sure you are wearing that apron when the other mothers come over to drop off their kids to play with your kids.

Brownies anyone?
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#332295 - 05/20/08 02:54 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
Jigaloo Offline
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Quote:



Dorito Chicken
INGREDIENTS:
2 to 3 cups diced cooked chicken
1 cup sour cream
1 can cream of chicken soup
1/4 cup finely minced onion
1 tsp. chili powder
1/2 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. pepper
1/2 tsp. garlic powder
1/2 cup grated Cheddar cheese
1/2 cup grated Mozzarella cheese
1 bag (medium size) bag of Doritos, crushed
PREPARATION:
Grease or spray a 2-quart casserole dish. Cover bottom of casserole with half of the crushed Doritos. Mix all other ingredients , except cheese ,and place on Doritos. Put remainder of crushed Doritos on top of this.

Add cheese on top. Ready to bake ! Bake at 350° for 30 to 40 minutes.




[gigi]Could I just use Sweet & Spicy Chili Doritos and ignore some of the ingredients?[/gigi]
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#332296 - 05/20/08 03:03 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
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Quote:

I give up.
Web page on cooking with Doritos (needs volume for the flash)




Willie, I feel for you. A nice shit list subject ruined within 20 posts. Derailment with a capital D.
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#332297 - 05/20/08 03:08 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
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way to suck up, freestylah. for what it's worth i brought the article to willie's attention. and since i usually derail threads TO talk about skeeter, methinks it all balances out quite nicely.
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#332298 - 05/20/08 03:20 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
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Gigi your title really works well with your avatar.
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#332299 - 05/20/08 03:29 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
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Quote:

way to suck up, freestylah. for what it's worth i brought the article to willie's attention. and since i usually derail threads TO talk about skeeter, methinks it all balances out quite nicely.




I'm not sucking up to Willie. Don't have to. My remark wasn't directed especially at you.
Besides, intentional or unintentional thread derailment is one of the pillars of XPT, if you ask me. Keep it going and I might even try to make Dorito covered chicken myself.
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#332300 - 05/20/08 03:33 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
MetalMan Offline
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Quote:

I don't know how the fuck my name got involved in this. Maybe Skeet had been hitting the bottle when he called? Maybe Darth was Skeeter? Or maybe Skeet and you-know-who have been talking?




Or maybe you and Skeeter talk on the phone all the time about stuff like this. That seems most likely.

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#332301 - 05/20/08 03:39 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
gia jordan Offline
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Hey, Dearth. How's it going?
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#332302 - 05/20/08 04:07 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
MetalMan Offline
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Hey, Dearth. How's it going?




I see we're still singing that "Metal Man is Darth's alt id" bit. It's a good song. It does not quite rock like Slayer's "Seasons in the Abyss," though.

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#332303 - 05/20/08 04:46 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
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Gigi your title really works well with your avatar.


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#332304 - 05/20/08 08:03 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
LouCypher Offline
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Lou, just relax for a minute....seriously.




Fair enough Boss...
Message received.
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#332305 - 05/24/08 09:39 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Dorito Chicken
INGREDIENTS:
2 to 3 cups diced cooked chicken
1 cup sour cream
1 can cream of chicken soup
1/4 cup finely minced onion
1 tsp. chili powder
1/2 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. pepper
1/2 tsp. garlic powder
1/2 cup grated Cheddar cheese
1/2 cup grated Mozzarella cheese
1 bag (medium size) bag of Doritos, crushed
PREPARATION:
Grease or spray a 2-quart casserole dish. Cover bottom of casserole with half of the crushed Doritos. Mix all other ingredients , except cheese ,and place on Doritos. Put remainder of crushed Doritos on top of this.

Add cheese on top. Ready to bake ! Bake at 350° for 30 to 40 minutes.




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#332306 - 05/24/08 09:42 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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That's just fucking disgusting. Anita Cannibal should call OSHA on that shit.
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#332307 - 05/25/08 08:14 AM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
Gigi Offline
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just for the record, that ^^^ wasn't my recipe, guys. that is the recipe in the link someone posted. i'm sure it probably at least LOOKS better than elaborator's 'paint chip souffle'.
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#332308 - 05/25/08 07:24 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
Gunker Offline
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Loc: Portland
Ha ha!

Once again Elab gets blamed for something I did!

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#332309 - 05/26/08 04:56 AM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
Gigi Offline
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shit, i can't tell you guys apart either!
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#332310 - 05/26/08 04:57 AM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
What's next, Gigi? Funyun fried steak?
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#332311 - 05/26/08 04:58 AM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
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don't get me excited so early in the morning, ms. jordan
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#332312 - 05/26/08 02:50 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
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What's next, Gigi? Funyun fried steak?



Grits. With Fritos somehow.
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#332313 - 05/27/08 10:03 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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A rather respectable Conservative woman I know uses corn flakes in place of bread crumbs.

Personally, I don't cook fried chicken or any other deep fried food.
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#332314 - 05/28/08 12:16 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
Gigi Offline
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What's next, Gigi? Funyun fried steak?


not quite funyuns, but certainly in the coated, deep-fried onion family of foodstuffs from which i rarely stray. tonight:

penne and smoked sausage casserole

2 c. uncooked penne pasta
1 lb. smoked sausage, cut into 1/4 inch slices
1 1/4 c. milk
1 can condensed cream of celery soup, undiluted
1 1/2 c. cheddar french-fried onions, divided
1 c. shredded mozz. cheese, divided
1 c. frozen peas

cook pasta... brown sausage...
combine milk and soup. stir in 1/2 c. of ff onions, 1/2 of the cheese, the peas and the sausage. add cooked pasta. transfer all to a 13x9 baking dish. cover, bake at 375 for a half hour, til bubbly. sprinkle with remaining cheese and onions, and continue baking uncovered until cheese is melted.
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#332315 - 05/28/08 12:56 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
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Yum
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#332316 - 05/28/08 01:16 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
Bornyo Offline
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Here's a few I found for you Gigi:
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Taco To-Go, aka "walking taco"
Ingredients:
1 small bag of your favorite flavor of Doritos
1/2 cup shredded cheese
1/2 cup shredded lettuce
1 tablespoon of sourcream
1 tablespoon of salsa

Without opening the bag, lightly crush the Doritos. Cut a slit longways down the seam of the bag, so that you open it into a "pouch." Add all of the ingredients and stir. All ingredients are optional and you can add any other toppings that you'd like. This is a great snack to send your kids to school with.




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Peanut Butter and Bacon Sandwich

Fry up 4 or 5 slices of bacon for every sandwhich you would like to make, crispy or not, whatever you like, make some toast, spread with peanut butter add bacon and serve with a glass of milk. Serving warm is better.




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Bologna Cups
This hearty meal goes well with sports.

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

Line a muffin tin with bologna slices (red ring removed).
Crack an egg into the center of each bologna cup.
Sprinkle each with salt and black pepper.
Bake until firm.

Add a slice of American cheese to each cup and bake until melted or you can broil cheese.

Serve with beer and tobasco.




These are from Southern Culture on the Skids website.

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#332317 - 05/28/08 01:17 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
Anonymous
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I knew something was missing.

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#332318 - 05/28/08 01:41 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
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#332319 - 05/28/08 02:28 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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Here's a few I found for you Gigi:
Quote:

Taco To-Go, aka "walking taco"





they served "walking tacos" at my high school for lunch like once a month. they added some kind of spicy ground meat to it, though. i'd never make that, though. for some reason, taking the chips OUT of the bag (at least) makes me feel less guilty.
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#332320 - 05/28/08 04:20 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Here's a few I found for you Gigi:
Taco To-Go, aka "walking taco"
Peanut Butter and Bacon Sandwich
Bologna Cups




None of this sounds appetizing to me.


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Serve with beer and tobasco.




This does.
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#332321 - 10/08/08 05:21 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
If I write a check to Arland for $200, will he finally shut the fuck up about Johnny Trust? All I ask for in return is a receipt signed by "Arland D. Kerkove, convicted pedophile."

Even better, Arland, take him to court, spent $3 grand on an attorney, then pretend to be a retard when you can't afford to pay the lawyer.

<-- Arland pretending to be off his meds.

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#332322 - 10/08/08 05:33 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
On a side note, he referenced Bridgette Kerkove being mentally ill in his rant. Anyone have any more info on that? I realize I'm late to the party on that info since I don't keep up with the lives of these people.

When she FIRST entered the biz and I saw her at a club once in L.A. she was ridiculously hot in person and didn't seem that crazy (yet). Understandably things got worse with time but still curious what transpired.

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#332323 - 10/08/08 05:42 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
XPT's search feature is your friend. Google "boolean search", then get yourself a bottle of whiskey and make the search engine hum. It's all right here on this website.

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#332324 - 10/08/08 05:46 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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XPT's search feature is your friend. Google "boolean search", then get yourself a bottle of whiskey and make the search engine hum. It's all right here on this website.




Noted. Funny though how engine queries about subjects like this one tend to always land me in "porn blog hell" - that vast wasteland of people that seem to wish they were involved in the industry but aren't and so instead spew hot air based on third hand or fabricated info. Hard to tell what's actually real info, if any.

I realize of course that's no excuse for "use the fuckin search" so I'll accept said whipping with honor.

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#332325 - 10/08/08 06:42 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
*L*G* Offline
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Skeeter = Big Dick Daddy from LIB

Gia did you read what BDD wrote about you in LIB?

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#332326 - 10/08/08 06:47 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
my vagina smells kinda funny...


Edited by Willie D (10/08/08 07:48 PM)

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#332327 - 10/08/08 06:49 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Nobody cares what you think about LIB.com.


Edited by Willie D (10/08/08 07:49 PM)

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#332328 - 10/08/08 06:52 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
Anonymous
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Did you take down the Megan's Law ID of Skeeter just now from this post or one of the moderators?






He's edited that post about a dozen times.

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#332329 - 10/08/08 06:59 PM Re: Skeeter Crack-ovoe Bitching About JM???
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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Did you take down the Megan's Law ID of Skeeter just now from this post or one of the moderators?




I pulled it after realizing it's ancient news and uninteresting to anyone but latecomers to the party like me. Also I realized it might be derailment material. Just don't care about that guy; wanted to know about Bridgette was all. Lez foh-get it!

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