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#329516 - 05/17/08 11:05 PM
Get a new Iphone worth $500!
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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No, this is not a joke but there is a catch.
Anita Blue did an incredible scene today entertaining a small army of men. She was very good to everyone and went above and beyond the call of duty. Unfortunately, someone went into her bag and stole her Iphone. She is devastated and really wants it back. The thought that some piece of shit ripped her off after getting a blowjob and a check makes me sick.
So........
Here's the deal: Like Mel Gibson in Ransom, I am offering a $250 reward, no questions asked, for the return of her phone. It has already been reported to AT&T and cannot be used. She has a lot of personal numbers and general information stored in her phone that is not backed up elsewhere. She needs it back....now.
Alternately, I'm offering a brand new Iphone or $500 -- your choice -- for information that leads to the arrest and conviction of whomever did this. There were dozens of guys on set but someone has to know something. Do the right thing.
E-mail me at brandoniron_99@yahoo.com
Thanks!
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#329517 - 05/17/08 11:26 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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i may have just woken up off my bathroom floor
but before anyone else steals it
GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE
right? like that line from that ransom movie??
whatever im gonna watch boxing
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#329520 - 05/18/08 06:22 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/02/05
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#329521 - 05/18/08 09:53 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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20 bucks she lost it the night before and is pulling the wool over brandon's eyes in hopes of scoring a new phone for free.
I only wish that were true. She used the phone on set and did not forget it anywhere. It upset her very much and ruined the dinner afterwards.
Karma, where are you??? We need you!!
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#329522 - 05/18/08 10:40 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
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Arrest and conviction for the theft of an overpriced, overhyped trinket.
Sure.
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#329528 - 05/18/08 03:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7598
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I'm all man, sir. I just wanted to hammer home the 'overpriced trinket' aspect of the Iphone. They aren't officially for sale here in Canada yet, but people are getting them. And the cocksuckers who get them act like they have received a phone from almighty Jesus H. Winfrey himself...
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#329529 - 05/18/08 04:32 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
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All right.
"Sir" would be an assumption.
Apple hardware is not really bad, I guess, but expensive relative to other offerings.
Steve Jobs will stay an old, balding geek with a gut despite what the advertisements would like to transport regarding sex appeal of his company´s gear.
He, however, can afford high end whores with the money people who cannot do so invest in the auratic qualities of pale tech.
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#329530 - 05/18/08 05:24 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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I'm not familiar with the iPhone itself, and how easy it is to unlock/switch off etc., but maybe you could have found the culprit simply by calling the number of the iPhone on another phone? 
If she were smart, she'd have a passkey on the damned thing. More likely that someone stole it, wiped it, and is using it. You can disguise the IMEI so you can't be tracked.
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#329531 - 05/18/08 06:46 PM
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More likely that someone stole it, wiped it, and is using it. You can disguise the IMEI so you can't be tracked.
I dunno. How many Bukkake mopes are capable of that?
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#329534 - 05/18/08 08:18 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Arrest and conviction for the theft of an overpriced, overhyped trinket.
Sure.
It's personal property that is valued at $500. People get arrested for stealing Levis from Walmart. What's your point?
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#329535 - 05/18/08 08:19 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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I'm not familiar with the iPhone itself, and how easy it is to unlock/switch off etc., but maybe you could have found the culprit simply by calling the number of the iPhone on another phone?
We called. We text messaged. The person who took it knew exactly what they were doing.
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#329536 - 05/18/08 08:26 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
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My point was conviction for a fucking gadget.
Potentially a lot of people will go to prison for a lot of things they do, but never get caught.
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#329537 - 05/18/08 08:33 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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So basically you fucken fruit-loop retards are arguing and accusing over what?. An item that comes in at the value of 2 of Brandons pozzed up Herp filled pop shots?.
Nice panzer thread Brandon.. How bout next time you have an attack of the self conscience confliction issue you follow Panzers lead and make ohh I don't know, say maybe a 'punchbug" thread.
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#329538 - 05/18/08 08:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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pozzed up Herp filled pop shots?.
Lou, I don't always catch your inter-bonics...is "possed" a reference to "positive?" As in a, "positive test for herpes simplex 10?"
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#329540 - 05/18/08 09:19 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
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Was Jeremy Steele on the set?
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#329541 - 05/18/08 10:14 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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So basically you fucken fruit-loop retards are arguing and accusing over what?. An item that comes in at the value of 2 of Brandons pozzed up Herp filled pop shots?.
Thank you for grossly overvaluing my popshots. I'm just trying to help Anita get her phone returned to her. That's it. That's all.
It doesn't matter what it's worth. It belongs to her and she deserves to have it back. Save your putdowns for another thread.
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#329542 - 05/18/08 11:05 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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No, this is not a joke but there is a catch.
Anita Blue did an incredible scene today entertaining a small army of men. She was very good to everyone and went above and beyond the call of duty. Unfortunately, someone went into her bag and stole her Iphone. She is devastated and really wants it back. The thought that some piece of shit ripped her off after getting a blowjob and a check makes me sick.
So........
Here's the deal: Like Mel Gibson in Ransom, I am offering a $250 reward, no questions asked, for the return of her phone. It has already been reported to AT&T and cannot be used. She has a lot of personal numbers and general information stored in her phone that is not backed up elsewhere. She needs it back....now.
Alternately, I'm offering a brand new Iphone or $500 -- your choice -- for information that leads to the arrest and conviction of whomever did this. There were dozens of guys on set but someone has to know something. Do the right thing.
E-mail me at brandoniron_99@yahoo.com
Thanks!
This is really awful! I hope whoever has it will return it back to Brandon somehow. Having the iphone stolen is bad enough but its devastating when you have lots of personal stuff on there as well which is why its such a big deal and not just a "Brandon will pay for a new one" thing
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#329543 - 05/19/08 12:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Was Jeremy Steal on the set?
fixed 
those iphones can be hacked, only you have to find the tutorials on internet, say bye bye to your iphone Anuta Blue
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#329544 - 05/19/08 12:08 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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Was Jeremy Steal on the set?
fixed
those iphones can be hacked, only you have to find the tutorials on internet, say bye bye to your iphone Anuta Blue
Nice one, El G, but Jeremy was not on set.
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#329545 - 05/19/08 11:02 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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I'm going to go ahead and blame Cory and Trevor
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#329547 - 05/20/08 04:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
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don't cry for me argentina if you've got some toy that expensive and opt not to spend the 5 bucks a month on top of your data-heavy plan for the fucking phone insurance they offer everywhere.
work pays for the devices i lose or water-damage every few months without any fuss and i personally don't need to lay out 500-dollars for a phone for personal use, even though i love toys.
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#329548 - 05/20/08 06:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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One porn whore I know already broke / lost hers earlier this year, and turned around to buy a new one. I think her answer when confronted about the insurance issue was that they won't cover the Iphone due to it's value.
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#329550 - 05/20/08 07:50 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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If any of you got the wrong idea.. I simply meant that Brandon had a "positive" attitude. Nothing more. Love his work etc..
And lets welcome the fuck back Jack Schitt.. Amirite.
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#329551 - 05/20/08 09:12 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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One porn whore I know already broke / lost hers earlier this year, and turned around to buy a new one. I think her answer when confronted about the insurance issue was that they won't cover the Iphone due to it's value.
I don't know about the reason, but it's true. The iPhone isn't eligible for insurance coverage through AT&T.
And welcome back, Jack.
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#329552 - 05/20/08 10:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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... and i personally don't need to lay out 500-dollars for a phone for personal use, even though i love toys.
Whoa there cowboy! Those Tags don't come cheap.
Also, back on topic, to hell with thieves. Stealing other peoples possessions is so petty and low I think offending appendage amputation is too mild a punishment.
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#329554 - 05/21/08 10:10 AM
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Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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The empathy is amazing. Without complicating things, it's wrong to take someone else's phone. It doesn't matter what the value is or if she opted not to have insurance. She did a great job and entertained everyone. The theif who stole her phone has some bad karma coming to him. It can't come soon enough.
You are co-rrect. Thievery is the work of cowards. 
I guess this is why porn is shot in studios as opposed to someone's house to stop all the losers amongst the male porn community from going through your stuff. Maybe in future you could have lockers in the premises as I guess the porn industry does have an excess of losers amongst its community
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#329555 - 05/21/08 12:14 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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Whoa there cowboy! Those Tags don't come cheap.
Also, back on topic, to hell with thieves. Stealing other peoples possessions is so petty and low I think offending appendage amputation is too mild a punishment.
I really think we should have public televised floggings, with notices sent to papers etc, to expose and humiliate these fucks... it's not cruel or unusual IMO, and would do much to curb repeat offenders.
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#329560 - 05/21/08 04:32 PM
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#329561 - 05/21/08 05:33 PM
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Registered: 04/12/08
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#329566 - 05/28/08 07:31 AM
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Don't know. Wasn't there. Don't care. It's not fair. Ou est la gare? Or my hair? I miss mon pere.
'Gare' doesn't rhyme with 'hair'...it rhymes with 'car'.
The nearest word in French would probably be 'guerre', which means 'war'...but using the words 'French' and 'war' in the same sentence will just bring the 'cheese-eating surrender monkeys' brigade out in force.
Honestly, you'd think someone who hails from a semi-Francophonic country who has been balls deep in Melissa Lauren more times than I care to count would know these things...
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