Hopefully some of you at least know the basics of this tragi-comedy, but if not I'll give a little bit of background since we are approaching the 10 year anniversary of the Ted Binion Murder at the hands of the laziest, dumbest, most evil stripper/whore whoever lived, Sandy Murphy, and her dumbass idiotic insecure boyfriend Rick Tabish......

Ted Binion was the son of Benny Binion, founder of the Vegas landmark, the Horshoe Casino in Downtown LV...the Poker Fad of the last 10 years owes its existence to the Horseshoe and the Binions. Anyway, Ted was a smart guy, buy he loved his Heroin and Xanax and whores more than his vast knowledge of many subjects. Sound familiar?

Sandy Murphy was a Middle class Ho' with a huge fucking appetite for Versace, Victoria Secret and Louis Vuitton. After fucking up at a great job with a Sports car dealership in Long Beach, CA she headed for Vegas and the blackjack tables. Being an idiot, she was soon broke and went to work at Cheetah's, the reknowned strip club in Vegas that was Ted Binion's home away from home after he was put in Vegas' Black Book and no longer allowed on his familiy's casino floor. Da Burglar once met Ted there three years before his death in 1995 right around the time Sandy was putting her claws into him....when he was awake he was a nice guy, bought me a vodka and cranberry ....not long after Sandy started stripping at Cheetah's she met Ted and within a few days she was out of the stripclub and in his quasi-mansion over on Palomino drive...and that's when the descent began....

Anyhow, to make a long story short, Sandy eventually murdered Ted for his fortune (estimated at 75-80 million bucks at the time of his death in 1998) But like all stupid lazy whores who try this shit, she was eventually caught along with her boyfriend because they left enough incriminating evidence, AND fucking bragged about certain things related to killing Ted to so-called "friends"...PLUS, dumbass Tabish, not even 2 days AFTER killing Ted was out at Ted's ranch in Pahrump digging up 6 tons of silver bullion Ted kept there...fuckin' DUH....

They Killed Ted by taking 3 LARGE bags of Black Tar HEroin, along with about 107 (That's ONE HUNDRED AND SEVEN) Xanax Tablets, mixed the shit together, held a gun to Ted, then forced the shit down his throat with a Turkey Baster. Then they sat on his chest, held his nose until he passed out and then, much to their chagrin, he shit himself and then croaked...as they dragged the body into his bedroom, the shit left a trail which they tried to clean up but ultimately like any organice matter, left microscopic traces....remember kids if you plan on offing someone, expect some poop...

That's all I am going to say for now...

ask panzer to work his magic beforehand.

My friend owned that Swiss Chalet looking house across from Ted Binion's house. No joke. After buying that huge thing with all her stripper money, she could barely afford furniture. I was proud of her, though. We used to sit on her air mattress in that huge house and watch her do karaoke. It's comedy to hear an Asian girl with fake tits sing "Roosing My Rerigion."

so are you comped at binions or what

(kidding) saw this on tv maybe last year or something, i love the part about the silver, since it probably cost more to store it then it was worth in 97, now obviously is a different story (4 an oz im guessing??) anyways cool story mister burg, also if you had a butler, how much would you think it would take to make him change his name to p.j. mensworth

i know tangent but it is very important to me

i saw this story on forensic files
it was sad
the lady was going through the house the next day like tagging shit she wanted to keep right after the guy died there
grodie

Whores r teh stoopid!!!!11!!!!FTW!!!1!!!1!!

The whole story showed up as a CSI episode a few years back, including the buried silver.

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Holy shit I think I know that house but I think it looks way different now than it did say even 3 years ago...Swiss Chalet, fucking anything works in Vegas...Did she ever work at "Gritter Guch"???

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Sapphire. She went by Joy. I loved the look of the house and the floorplan, but the ceilings weren't high and they were popcorn ceilings at that. I think it had 7 bedrooms.

Versace, Vuitton and Victoria....doesnt match.