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#31077 - 06/10/04 06:35 PM Worst Porners on this board
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Here are the worst porners and people on this board

1. Scott Fayner
2. sportsswami
3. lurid
4. smartt
5. smuthutguy
6. asslovinguy
7. jrv
8. rob longshot
9. lowdown
10. Kryptic


Edited by smelly monkey (06/10/04 08:08 PM)
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#31078 - 06/10/04 07:59 PM Re: Worst Porners on thsi board
AssLovinDude Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/06/04
Posts: 237

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#31079 - 06/10/04 08:11 PM Re: Worst Porners on thsi board
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Thats it


1. Scott Fayner
2. sportsswami
3. lurid
4. asslovinguy (^)
5. smuthutguy
6. smartt (V)
7. jrv
8. rob longshot
9. lowdown
10. Kryptic
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#31080 - 06/10/04 08:15 PM Re: Worst Porners on thsi board
AssLovinDude Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/06/04
Posts: 237
who do i gotta pay to be #1?

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#31081 - 06/10/04 08:18 PM Re: Worst Porners on thsi board
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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who do i gotta pay to be #1?





You have to post a picture with fayner's dick in your mouth that will send me into a jealous rage, then you will move upto number 1.
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#31082 - 06/10/04 08:21 PM Re: Worst Porners on thsi board
AssLovinDude Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/06/04
Posts: 237
i don't know who this Fayner guy is, but he must've done something really bad to piss all of you off.

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#31083 - 06/11/04 10:22 AM Re: Worst Porners on thsi board
sportswami Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/04/04
Posts: 406
Loc: Boston, MA
From: smelly monkey

If i wanted to rub hot butter all over your chest and then roll back an forth with my chest on your buttery chest for say 10 minutes, how much would that set me back.
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This is why Smelly Monkey is the worst poster on this site. He is sick, annoying, a flaming queer obsessed with Scott Fayner, hides behind a stupid name, has the hilarity of a Pauly Shore movie, and is jealous of 99.9 percent of the people on this site.... SM... STOP IMING ME YOU FLAMING QUEER...

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#31084 - 06/11/04 01:40 PM Re: Worst Porners on thsi board
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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He is sick, annoying, a flaming queer obsessed with Scott Fayner, hides behind a stupid name, has the hilarity of a Pauly Shore movie, and is jealous of 99.9 percent of the people on this site





Now this is irony at its best. Wankus sports swami?.
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#31085 - 06/12/04 10:11 AM Re: Worst Porners on this board
Kryptic Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 39
Loc: 2 Feet From Hell
Come on my little bitch I should be number 1-3 or at least 2-4 on your shit list, seeing as how I have bitch slapped ya and showed ya to be the cowardly webposter that you are. Ah well guess I shall have to try harder. Keep hiding behind your keyboard and bashing eveyone, always good for a few chuckles. Always nice for ya to show how pathetic and laughable you are.
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#31086 - 06/12/04 02:14 PM Re: Worst Porners on this board
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Come on my little bitch I should be number 1-3 or at least 2-4 on your shit list, seeing as how I have bitch slapped ya and showed ya to be the cowardly webposter that you are. Ah well guess I shall have to try harder. Keep hiding behind your keyboard and bashing eveyone, always good for a few chuckles. Always nice for ya to show how pathetic and laughable you are.





No, your more of a toe stub or a paper cut. Fayner is like having hiv, and the other higher members are like painful stds. I control your emotions so you are just a play toy for me here. Like a little puppy that pisses on the carpet you smack it across the nose but still love it, thats you to me.
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#31087 - 06/12/04 05:07 PM Re: Worst Porners on this board
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
how am I not on this list?

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#31088 - 06/12/04 05:16 PM Re: Worst Porners on this board
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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how am I not on this list?






Because secretly i just want to be your friend, right?. Isn't that what im about. At least thats what i hear.
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#31089 - 06/16/04 02:16 PM Re: Worst Porners on this board
Taylorhvn Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/08/04
Posts: 58
Loc: The Bible Belt
Kami ur too funny...I was just about to say how did I not make this list...but I have got say YAY!b/c I am finally not on a "shitlist"....um well so far LOL!!!!!!!!

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#31090 - 06/16/04 02:20 PM Re: Worst Porners on this board
sportswami Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/04/04
Posts: 406
Loc: Boston, MA
Well Don't feel bad Kami and Corina... Swami is number two on the list (yet not number one)... Well screw the damn Smelly Primate... I was told by a former flame of the Monkey's that he "can't get it up" which is why he left him... Gay, impotent, and ignorant is no way to live life you Smelly Bastard

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#31091 - 06/16/04 02:34 PM Re: Worst Porners on this board
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Well Don't feel bad Kami and Corina... Swami is number two on the list (yet not number one)... Well screw the damn Smelly Primate... I was told by a former flame of the Monkey's that he "can't get it up" which is why he left him... Gay, impotent, and ignorant is no way to live life you Smelly Bastard




That's a good way to get him to leave you alone . . .

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#31092 - 06/16/04 02:38 PM Re: Worst Porners on this board
sportswami Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/04/04
Posts: 406
Loc: Boston, MA
I tried to be nice and follow your advice toelicker... but between a hard day at my second job, these goddamn chipmunks infesting my home... and my friggin Celtics watchin the finals in the NBA... I had to take my anger out on someone... and i love my family and have no dog... what was i suppose to do

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#31093 - 06/16/04 03:24 PM Re: Worst Porners on this board
BigPornFan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 614
Loc: Boston, MA.
1. Sportswami - I hate this guy down to my very core
2. Gayzarman - about as bright as the darkside of the moon
3. Wankus - would only be funny if someone shit down his throat and made him eat it
4. Brandon Irons - attacks the fans and thinks his shit dont stink plus hes gay , ( not that theres anyting wrong with that )

What do all of these idiots have in common ? They are all self important nobodies that think they are the shit .
im sure there are a few others but right now thats all i can think of .

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#31094 - 06/16/04 04:23 PM Re: Worst Porners on this board
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

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Well Don't feel bad Kami and Corina... Swami is number two on the list (yet not number one)... Well screw the damn Smelly Primate... I was told by a former flame of the Monkey's that he "can't get it up" which is why he left him... Gay, impotent, and ignorant is no way to live life you Smelly Bastard


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That's a good way to get him to leave you alone . . .





Toelicker, swami is just attempting to use the monkey and all the comes with the monkey to promote himself and his show. He saw what it did for sammura's career and wanted in on the action and although i saw though his ploy from the get go i decided to go along with it as i was missing a whipping boy since the departure of sammura, but unlike sammura he doesn't have the panaz to have a long lasted feud with the monkey, he doesn't have that special quality that say a person like sammura had. AHH sammura, you had to spam your life away, i will also keep you close to my heart, dear hoodrat.
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#31095 - 02/28/06 11:35 AM Re: Worst Porners on this board
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i miss the swami now that he's homeless.
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