Or so he tells Mean Gene:

Skeeter Kerkove's Uncle is Notorious Killer Hans Vorhauer

Porn Valley- Skeeter Kerkove's life is a subject books are written about. Let alone his relatives. But even Skeeter was shocked to learn that his mother's brother, Hans Vorhauer, murdered 33 people.

"He's the real deal," says Skeeter. "My mom's maiden name is Vorhauer."

"He's her brother?"

"Yeah," says Skeeter. "I'm so embarrassed about what I've read on the Internet. His wife contacted me."

"Your mom never told you this?" I ask.

"No," replies Skeeter. "They finally caught him- he was on the run for who knows how many years. Nobody could catch him, even the FBI and ATF. Then, somehow, they did. And the only reason they found him was because of this incredib;e guy named Frank Bender, a forensic artist who studied the Kerkoves and the Vorhauers and how they age. It took a lot of years. But his [Vorhauer's] wife was unbelievable on not allowing law enforcement to bully her. She was like a dream come true. And I'm not condoning crime.

"What I mean, is, he didn't hurt kids. He didn't kill to sexually get off because he's a fucking freak. The people who died were bad people to begin with- it was eiher mob-related or they fucked over Hans. No innocent people got killed or shit like that. Everything was, like, here's this money you go take care of business. And he never subbed anything out. He always personally did it."

"So he was like a hit man?"

"Oh he was definitely a hit man," Skeeter answers. "They proved 33 murders on him so far. This guy Hans Vorhauer had the highest IQ of a person ever to enter a prison system."

"And your mom never told you this?"

"Because she said it would upset me," says Skeeter. "I never asked her about it so she never lied to me. She just never told me. And I am the only child." Full Article

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I've often wondered: Does Gene really believe the crap Skeeter feed him, or does he just call Arland up on slow news days for filler? Memo to Gene: Let's have your take on Bizzarro Luke, eh? This has all the hallmarks of something Arland would tell in order to avoid getting shanked in prison.

Another article.

Oh yeah, I've heard of this guy. Son of an SS Officer. That would be Skeeter's Grandpappy.

The mother won't tell him about the hit man, but she'll go on about the SS Officer? Seems those tattoos weren't quite as defensive as first thought.

maybe skeeter could, like, oh, i dunno, register and post here sometime...

Interesting Skeeter pointed out "he didn't hurt kids" when that is the bulk of Skeeter's pederast criminal record. No fucking surprise there, what a fucked up douche-bag, low rent family ya got there Skeeter.