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#279917 - 10/09/07 07:56 PM Global warming is hurting the POT industry
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
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This drought business sucks. I cant even throw money at the problem, unless I hire a few Indians who know how to rain dance to join the mexicans I have working furtively in the mountains...where the fuck is Superman when you need him to bust off a chunk of Glacier and plop it down in a scorching parched Northern California Valley?

The western United states will be FLOODED with Mexican-grown pot the next year, as the Northern Cali and Pacific Northwest Harvests come up lame and barely meet the demands of San Francisco and University of California - Chico.

I've lost my touch...I am selling EVERYTHING and moving to a log cabin in Vermont and spending what cash I have on three Swedish Bombshells from Goteborg who work as Volvo Spokesmodels to live with me and make my remaining days comfortable. I will name them Holly-1 Holly-2 and Holly-3 for sentimental reasons.

SELL THE HOUSE....SELL THE CAR....SELL THE KIDS...I AM NOT COMING BACK.
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#279918 - 10/09/07 09:14 PM Re: Global warming is hurting the POT industry
Richard Hungwell Offline
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Registered: 02/24/06
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Fuck the Chicanos...

You ever heard of Canada,,,,Best Bud in the entire world..Better than JA bud,, better than dutch...

So yea move to fucking Vermont...

See-ya..
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#279919 - 10/10/07 03:25 AM Re: Global warming is hurting the POT industry
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
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Wheel yourself on up to Canada. We've had the same dry year as you guys, but none of the crop drought. I just sampled a friend's first batch of outdoor and this weekend and it's incredible. Or you could switch up to hydro.
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#279920 - 10/10/07 11:26 AM Re: Global warming is hurting the POT industry
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Registered: 02/23/05
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Don't get him started on Canada. The fucker is already lowering real estate prices (and hookers' panties) in the BC interior.
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#279921 - 10/10/07 06:17 PM Re: Global warming is hurting the POT industry
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#279922 - 10/11/07 12:32 AM Re: Global warming is hurting the POT industry
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#279923 - 10/11/07 03:56 AM Re: Global warming is hurting the POT industry
Handful Offline
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BC is just a seed bank now. The good shit's grown coast coast. I've sat down to a sampling platter from different provinces and the only difference between British Columbian and ours is that Ontario bud is less expensive.

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#279924 - 10/11/07 07:38 AM Re: Global warming is hurting the POT industry
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#279925 - 10/11/07 01:58 PM Re: Global warming is hurting the POT industry
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That website is funny grizz. They have forums where stoners make posts like this:

Quote:

Re: What I'm smokin'
Posted by: frinko10 (IP Logged)
Date: August 02, 2007 04:56AM

i ad some big bud about ten years ago who ad this colors and cristalize like this, it must have his own perfume that you cant forget. it make some bud long like your harm, i was chaking the firs time had this in my hand.

have a good one...






Here's a great one. (Emphasis mine):

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Re: Home made PVC pipe system
Posted by: Karl (IP Logged)
Date: April 01, 2007 11:49AM

Is it hard to set up something like that? Right now I'm using a soil/peat/perlite mixture (equal parts of each) but would like to expand my hobby to include hydro. The problem is, I'm not very smart.



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#279926 - 10/11/07 02:12 PM Re: Global warming is hurting the POT industry
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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My point exactly. A lot of the hydro clones grown in my area are from seeds that come from that store. I used to know some guys in a growers club who got busted for ordering seeds in the mail.

Burg -- or anyone else -- have you tried lamb's breath? It's supposed to be one of the best as far as medicinal herbs go.
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#279927 - 10/11/07 07:03 PM Re: Global warming is hurting the POT industry
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My point exactly. A lot of the hydro clones grown in my area are from seeds that come from that store. I used to know some guys in a growers club who got busted for ordering seeds in the mail.

Burg -- or anyone else -- have you tried lamb's breath? It's supposed to be one of the best as far as medicinal herbs go.




not only have i tried it i currently used it to cure a case of upcoming fake cancer. it was the bomb son.

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#279928 - 10/11/07 08:42 PM Re: Global warming is hurting the POT industry
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Fuck Dude you got a lisp..??

Its called "lambs bread"...
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#279929 - 10/11/07 10:22 PM Re: Global warming is hurting the POT industry
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
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This drought business sucks. I cant even throw money at the problem, unless I hire a few Indians who know how to rain dance to join the mexicans I have working furtively in the mountains...where the fuck is Superman when you need him to bust off a chunk of Glacier and plop it down in a scorching parched Northern California Valley?

The western United states will be FLOODED with Mexican-grown pot the next year, as the Northern Cali and Pacific Northwest Harvests come up lame and barely meet the demands of San Francisco and University of California - Chico.

I've lost my touch...I am selling EVERYTHING and moving to a log cabin in Vermont and spending what cash I have on three Swedish Bombshells from Goteborg who work as Volvo Spokesmodels to live with me and make my remaining days comfortable. I will name them Holly-1 Holly-2 and Holly-3 for sentimental reasons.

SELL THE HOUSE....SELL THE CAR....SELL THE KIDS...I AM NOT COMING BACK.




Well then I guess I picked a good time to stop smoking pot... Burg I am honored that you would name your Swedish female sex slaves after me... really.
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#279930 - 10/12/07 04:06 AM Re: Global warming is hurting the POT industry
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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Fuck Dude you got a lisp..??

Its called "lambs bread"...




Lamb's bread is the Jamaican term for it. The rest of it call it lamb's breath because it has a distinctive, strong skunky smell to it. If you've ever spent time on a farm you know that sheep have pretty raunchy breath.
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#279931 - 10/12/07 10:14 AM Re: Global warming is hurting the POT industry
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Registered: 02/23/05
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Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
I believe Handful is right. Besides, given where he lives, he has some expertise on powerful skunky smells.
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#279932 - 10/12/07 06:28 PM Re: Global warming is hurting the POT industry
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Posts: 1681
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I believe Handful is right. Besides, given where he lives, he has some expertise on powerful skunky smells.




I love the smell of steel mills in the morning.
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#279933 - 10/13/07 12:31 PM Re: Global warming is hurting the POT industry
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
I have been by that vancouver store several times but never had the need or inclination to go inside and buy anything...now that I get strip searched going through airport customs (word on the street is terrorists disguised as cripples may be one of the next plots; I know before 9-11 I used to HARDLY get searched at all.) Anyhoo, I dont need that hassle, I have enough government agencies breathing down my neck....unless soopergriz would kindly MAIL me some hidden in a Holiday Brandied Fruitcake from Whistler Village.

I received a call yesterday morning at 6:38 am EST (which is about 0-dark hundred in Northern Cali) from my designated supervisor whom I will simply call "Miguel"...he says 2 or 3 wolves are about the "farm" (Organic farm me an my Uncle are partners in) and making the work difficult. I gave him the combo to my gun locker which resides in what is NOW my cousin's house (since I sold it to her). I told him to get the .223 and take it with him from now on...anyone want to wager he shoots one of his "cousins" in the ass and I end paying about 23,000 in medical bills plus 10 grand to keep it quiet???

Holly, the triplets from Goteborg will be here by November 1, care to do some freelance shooting of Nude Nordic Goddesses in the Green Mountains of Vermont? I have lots of cocoa puffs and a modest library in my cabin...I'll hide the booze if it will make you feel better.
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#279934 - 10/14/07 11:34 AM Re: Global warming is hurting the POT industry
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Vermont T-Shirt Slogan for Locals:

The Flakes Come in Winter.
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#279935 - 10/14/07 08:40 PM Re: Global warming is hurting the POT industry
Da Burglar Offline
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Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Vermont rocks....this state gave us Ethan Allen, Green Mountain Coffee, Syrup, Myra the Brunette who always swallows...etc etc etc
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#279936 - 10/14/07 09:24 PM Re: Global warming is hurting the POT industry
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
... And the model for the Washington Monument.

Ever see the Battle of Bennington Memorial??
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#279937 - 10/14/07 09:38 PM Re: Global warming is hurting the POT industry
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Myra the Brunette who always swallows...




Tell me more about this "Myra." Got pics? Does she do anal?

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#279938 - 10/15/07 08:24 AM Re: Global warming is hurting the POT industry
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Quote:

Quote:

Myra the Brunette who always swallows...




Tell me more about this "Myra." Got pics? Does she do anal?







Good News, Jim!!!

Myra Does Anal

Bend over and let ol' Myra do all the work .....


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#279939 - 10/15/07 06:20 PM Re: Global warming is hurting the POT industry
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Sorry, Fatman, I have no tattoos, let alone a Choo-Choo Tattoo.

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#279940 - 10/15/07 07:39 PM Re: Global warming is hurting the POT industry
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Sorry, Fatman, I have no tattoos, let alone a Choo-Choo Tattoo.




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#279941 - 10/16/07 05:16 AM Re: Global warming is hurting the POT industry
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Registered: 10/30/06
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Hmm..."global warming" you say? Isn't it that thing Al Gore created to win awards?
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#279942 - 10/16/07 10:35 AM Re: Global warming is hurting the POT industry
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
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Quote:

Hmm..."global warming" you say? Isn't it that thing Al Gore created to win awards?





I thought that was the internet.
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#279943 - 10/16/07 11:17 AM Re: Global warming is hurting the POT industry
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Quote:

Hmm..."global warming" you say? Isn't it that thing Al Gore created to win awards?





I thought that was the internet.




and "Manbearpig"
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