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Fayner Posts: I've done lots of gross things in my life.


This is one of them.



I got to thinking about porno chicks, and whether or not they're as slutty as they were last year. Or the year before. And so on.


Hard to answer, right?


Until now.


Here is what I suggest we do to determine the truth. We test ten random porno babes, tag 'em and let them back into the wild. Next year at this time, we'll do it all over again. And the next. Soon we'll have the proof for this test.


Here is what I did: I went about my normal life. When I came across a porno chick in my everyday existence, I licked her face. If I tasted semen, I would write that next to her name. I did the same thing for the next nine that I bumped into. Next year, I will find the same ten women and redo the test.


Four out of the ten had male semen on their face. What will become of next year? Wait and see.

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My question is: How does Fayner know what semen tastes like? Is this a personal passion, or simply knowledge acquired raising money for his next fix? Maybe it's just the price he pays each month in return for Keith not kicking his junky ass to the curb? Or maybe the truth is more bizarre.

Whatever it is, we now have proof that Fayner's a pole smoker.