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#253828 - 06/23/07 11:56 AM FUCK THE CHRISTIANS
Anonymous
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Jeff. Max. Rob Black. The Harbs. Little Guys in little towns. The Anti-Porn forces are on the march. It's time that we Porn fans fought back.

Bornyo has a good idea in educating the Court TV crowd. I like it a lot. But there are other fronts in this battle. One of which is to fuck with the Holy Rollers on their own turf. And to that end, I give you The Adventures of Struggling Sinner on XXXChurch:

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Please Help Me


I've never posted on a forum before, but I don't know where else to turn.


Like many of you, I'm addicted to pornography. I've been addicted for 21 years. I've struggled with my urges for several years, but I can't help myself. I must have my "fix" (as the addicts put it) and, to that end, I've done some dangerous and stupid things to get it.


You see, my addiction is more sinister and insidious than most. For I am addicted to a despicably dark and deviant type of filth that leaves me feeling ashamed and disgusted with my self.


I am addicted to Tiujana Donkey Porn.


There. I said it. But I don't feel any better.


I can't help myself. When I see the Pistoning Peni of the Burros as they mount the beautiful, brown skinned senoritas, I lose all control. It started when I was 18, when some friends and I took a road trip south of the border. We went to a live show in a barn on the outskirts of town. I was hooked. Ever since then, I've been making trips back to slake my sinful urges. Lately, the lure has been so powerful that once a month, I drive the 1,100 miles from hy home in Tacoma, down I-5 to the border and on to Avenida Revolucion and the Zona Norte district. I'll catch a live show and fill the trunk with as many tapes and DVDs as I can buy.


I've maxed out my credit cards getting cash for the trip at ATMs. The bank wants to forclose on my house. My wife left me five years ago. I've gone to psychiatrists and therapists. I've taken the pills they gave me. Last year, I even checked myself ino a Psychiatric Hospital for three weeks. None of that helped me. I found some comfort in talking to the Hospital Priest, and in reading the little green Bible they gave me. But I was raised a Christian, not a Catholic, and I think the Priest was trying to convert me. Or seduce me. Either way, I was somewhat leery of his attentions.


And I fear this disease runs in the family. My Beautiful Niece from Portland, "C", has been associating with a Dread Pornographer, posing on his website with bunnies between her breasts. I'm terribly afraid that this will be the start of a long, slow descent into "Hardcore" pornography with much larger animals.


I don't know where else to turn. You people are my only hope. Please Help Me!!!!!





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#253829 - 06/23/07 12:06 PM Re: FUCK THE CHRISTIANS
ranathan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
you're a rebel

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#253830 - 06/23/07 12:31 PM Re: FUCK THE CHRISTIANS
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
I'm planning a 'Million Max March' for when Max Hardcore's trial rolls around. You just turn up outside the courthouse in jeans, a garish shirt and a white stetson, and enjoy plenty of 'I am Spartacus!'-type hijinks.

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#253831 - 06/23/07 01:29 PM Re: FUCK THE CHRISTIANS
Moxie Offline
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Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
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I'm planning a 'Million Max March' for when Max Hardcore's trial rolls around. You just turn up outside the courthouse in jeans, a garish shirt and a white stetson, and enjoy plenty of 'I am Spartacus!'-type hijinks.




Judge: "Will the cock socket take the stand"

Balif: "Do you promise to tell the truth you worthless peice of shit."

Witness: (Cries and sits down at yellow leather stand)
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#253832 - 06/23/07 02:05 PM Re: FUCK THE CHRISTIANS
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Judge: "Will the cock socket take the stand"

Balif: "Do you promise to tell the truth you worthless peice of shit."

Witness: (Cries and sits down at yellow leather stand)




The last bit should really read:

Witness: (Cries and sits upside down on yellow leather stand)
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#253833 - 06/23/07 02:45 PM Re: FUCK THE CHRISTIANS
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

Quote:

I'm planning a 'Million Max March' for when Max Hardcore's trial rolls around. You just turn up outside the courthouse in jeans, a garish shirt and a white stetson, and enjoy plenty of 'I am Spartacus!'-type hijinks.




Judge: "Will the cock socket take the stand"

Balif: "Do you promise to tell the truth you worthless peice of shit."

Witness: (Cries and sits down at yellow leather stand)


since we all know "whores lie" (FLOP #1), should the bailiff even ask this question?
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#253834 - 06/23/07 04:54 PM Re: FUCK THE CHRISTIANS
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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I'm planning a 'Million Max March' for when Max Hardcore's trial rolls around. You just turn up outside the courthouse in jeans, a garish shirt and a white stetson, and enjoy plenty of 'I am Spartacus!'-type hijinks.








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#253835 - 06/23/07 05:12 PM Re: FUCK THE CHRISTIANS
Stevie Why Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
If you're going to fake a "Donkey Show" story, at least get the city's name right.

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#253836 - 06/23/07 05:19 PM Re: FUCK THE CHRISTIANS
Anonymous
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Camouflage, Stevie. Those people can't spell for shit. They're proud dropouts of Trailer Park High.

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#253837 - 06/24/07 05:31 AM Re: FUCK THE CHRISTIANS
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
The capitalization of random words mid-sentence bothers me more.
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#253838 - 06/24/07 06:50 AM Re: FUCK THE CHRISTIANS
dynamite x Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 259
Loc: in your white wife
the next convert to christain xxx will probly claim to be addicted dog on girl action.

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#253839 - 06/24/07 10:26 AM Re: FUCK THE CHRISTIANS
Anonymous
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Let's see what happens if I decide to skip church on Sunday:

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Thank you for your prayers. Mine don't seem to help.


This morning, as I was dressing for Church, the feeling came over me again. I struggled and fought, but in the end, the urge was too powerful. My clothes were soon off and Raquel y Hector was in the DVD player. Again. I never made it to Lamb of God this morning.


Afterwards, I felt so awful, I thought I might catch a service on one of the Christian channels on the Click! network (our local cable company.) But after five minutes watching 3ABN, the pastor's words seemed to pass right by me, and soon, I went back for more. I couldn't help myself. Hector is such a buff, burly burro that his lure is irresistable and I forget myself, my faith and my God.


Won't somebody please help me with some advice. I feel so helpless.




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#253840 - 06/24/07 12:29 PM Re: FUCK THE CHRISTIANS
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Jim, looks like you just made a buddy:

"Bro, i know how you feel. I used to be like that. Dude, we could do this together. We could be "IM-pals" and we should try to be on msn as much as we can. And when one of us is being tempted, we will IM each other and get through it. We are not meant to fight it alone. Although some may be able to, i would rather fight it with the help of a partner

What do you think about the idea Struggling Sinner?"


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#253841 - 06/24/07 12:50 PM Re: FUCK THE CHRISTIANS
Anonymous
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"I used to be like that. Dude"



If that means he used to watch vids of Hector the Donkey, these people are worse than I thought.

I think I'm going to tell him my internet's been shut off for non-payment and that I can only post at an Internet cafe at limited times, when I'm not busy watching Hector and Raquel.

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#253842 - 06/24/07 01:13 PM Re: FUCK THE CHRISTIANS
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I liked the guy who said he almost didn't believe you until he read the entire post...

Trolling that board makes me think of Mark Twain- I guess it reminds me of the charlatans who wound up on the raft with Huck and Jim.

I didn't get approved at court tv btw. I have to try again.

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#253843 - 06/24/07 01:23 PM Re: FUCK THE CHRISTIANS
Anonymous
Unregistered


Yeah, it was probably the part about losing my house and my wife that sold him.

This guy calls himself "Qualityplant." I guess he substituted porn for doobage. That would explain his memory loss:

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Welcome,

we've all been in the 'gross pervert' ballpark, you're not alone there.


it does sound like you are very deep in, i know there are some retreats for porn addicts that xxxchurch is associated with, i can't remember what they are called though, maybe someone else here does? or you could do your own research.


keep fighting man, it gets easier. Even if you can do three days you may feel yourself less inclined. I found that i went from porn everyday down to once a week, then down to once every 2 weeks as i felt my urges get less intense




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#253844 - 06/24/07 01:33 PM Re: FUCK THE CHRISTIANS
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Ok, moment of truth time: has anyone here ever had these uncontrollable urges where you had to jerk off to porn? I've had run-ins with tobacco, cocaine and alcohol, but I can say I've never been addicted to the pornography. (Subscribed, yes- addicted, no).

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#253845 - 06/24/07 01:35 PM Re: FUCK THE CHRISTIANS
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Does it count if it's an actual porn star and she's asleep in the room you just walked in to?
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I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH

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#253846 - 06/24/07 01:39 PM Re: FUCK THE CHRISTIANS
Anonymous
Unregistered


I've had to jerk off, but I've never needed the porn to do so. Preferred it, yes, but not needed. I stay pretty well lubricated, and I can't quit smoking for the life of me. I've never touched cocaine so I'm clueless on that score. But an addiction to something that's not an internally digested/processed substance? Not likely. (And certainly not with Donkeys.)

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#253847 - 06/24/07 03:36 PM Re: FUCK THE CHRISTIANS
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
I've had 2 times where I really needed some new "material" and made sure I hit this porn store on old 42nd St. I would buy about $100 worth of the discounted older tapes and take the next day off.

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#253848 - 06/25/07 06:37 PM Re: FUCK THE CHRISTIANS
Anonymous
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This jamesz is persistant, I'll give him that:

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Take the way of purity course at www.settingcaptivesfree.com. It will take about 30 minutes per day... Listen I can see that you are in deep, and really it is pretty disturbing even to hear you talking about the burros on here. Are you getting carried away? Whats going on there... just keep posting, keep letting us know whats going on with you...




I'm going to let them stew for a day or two, then hit them with a barnyard meltdown.

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#253849 - 06/25/07 07:15 PM Re: FUCK THE CHRISTIANS
pumphog74 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/26/07
Posts: 287
Loc: do you really care?
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This jamesz is persistant, I'll give him that:

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Take the way of purity course at www.settingcaptivesfree.com. It will take about 30 minutes per day... Listen I can see that you are in deep, and really it is pretty disturbing even to hear you talking about the burros on here. Are you getting carried away? Whats going on there... just keep posting, keep letting us know whats going on with you...




I'm going to let them stew for a day or two, then hit them with a barnyard meltdown.




i like how the replies are somewhat voyeuristic(?). "please tell us more." like a priest in confession. awesome dude, keep it up.
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