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#253326 - 06/21/07 10:31 AM More Donny Long Delusions of Grandeur
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Read the following sack of bullshit from porn's longest-winded meth addict Donny Long and determine how much of it is true:

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For everyone that doesn't know, I have been picking up a lot of new girls from myspace and xxxfilmjobs.com and in the last two weeks, a total of 9 have tested and shot adult content.

I now have 6 girls with the last name "Long." Yesterday after my scene, I
picked up Angelina Long from Burbank airport and then picked up Lorelei Long and Rebecca Long from LAX.

These girls, being brand new, I called a friend of mine and had him meet
me at my house and film reality behind the scenes footage from the time they walked in the door of my house to the time they finished with their nude photo shoot. I am working on trying to get a reality cable show about all this craziness.

I brought them with me to set today for Hustler, and before long there were 3 naked Long girls in the pool while Will Ryder shot BTS. As a free bonus, the three girls ended up giving me head before my two scenes for BTS for fun, then made each other cum in the pool.

I now have 3 crazy horny bisexual myspace bitches that I just fucked every which way from sideways after I got home from shooting my two scenes for Hustler today. I am drained to say the least.

Envious? Anyways, these girls need exposure, are gorgeous, and need to be shot. Angelina Long and Candy Long are now with Gold Star, Lorelei Long and Rebecca Long are taking bookings through me as of right now. Lorelei and Rebecca will be here until Friday, June 29th, but not to worry, they will be back and I have more on the way before they leave.

Back to the Long family chaos, I stated earlier there are now 6, and there will be many more very soon. Whether the industry is ready for it or not, there will be a giant harem of Long girls soon. I have attached a couple of pics of the chaos from my house. Lol.

Thanks,
Donny Long

P.S. You might recognize Lorelei Long as Lorelei Gale from back in April that had only done one scene when she was in town. She got married in the back of my camaro and took the Long name.







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#253327 - 06/21/07 11:46 AM Re: More Donny Long Delusions of Grandeur
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
He didn't mention my two favorites Long Gone and Not For Long.
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#253328 - 06/21/07 12:34 PM Re: More Donny Long Delusions of Grandeur
Anonymous
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I'm calling shennanigans. That is NOT Donny Long. There's not a spelling or grammatical error anywhere.

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#253329 - 06/21/07 01:34 PM Re: More Donny Long Delusions of Grandeur
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Since trannies are desperate for action/attention/representation, I believe Donny could easily pick up 3.
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#253330 - 06/21/07 02:52 PM Re: More Donny Long Delusions of Grandeur
whatwereuthinkin Offline
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Registered: 06/02/06
Posts: 16
what the hell? this guy is such a damn retard- those girls are butt ugly- uglier than the average low rent gonzo girl. Score some pretty girls and then start bragging.
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#253331 - 06/21/07 03:33 PM Re: More Donny Long Delusions of Grandeur
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I'm guessing that's a whole house of ugly.
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#253332 - 06/21/07 08:08 PM Re: More Donny Long Delusions of Grandeur
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
I think incest is fine as long as it stays in the Long family.

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#253333 - 06/21/07 08:34 PM Re: More Donny Long Delusions of Grandeur
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

Since trannies are desperate for action/attention/representation, I believe Donny could easily pick up 3.




That is soooo not true! Liar!


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#253334 - 06/21/07 08:40 PM Re: More Donny Long Delusions of Grandeur
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

Since trannies are desperate for action/attention/representation, I believe Donny could easily pick up 3.




That is soooo not true! Liar!







It's OK, Vanessa LONG!
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#253335 - 06/24/07 07:15 PM Re: More Donny Long Delusions of Grandeur
Stevie Why Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
Looks like Luke Ford posted this whole "article" on LukeisBack today with the following intro added:
Quote:

Donny Long emails: Hey Luke, wanted to email you a little article about me and all these crazy bitches off of myspace.




Really, if your "article" was worth publishing Luke would have seen it on here four days ago and posted the fucking thing, goober. E-mailing an article about yourself WRITTEN BY YOU is scrapping the bottom of the barrel of self-promotion.

This whole Donny Long "thing" (especially the proud "Long" name and Coat-of-Arms being added to every whore getting off the bus in Chatsworth) would be so much more enjoyable if he was an actual street pimp rather than whatever he is now: Agent? Suitcase pimp? Talent service manager?

Next on Showtime: Donny Long's Street Pimp Family. Imagine the motto: "Its better than Debbie Does Dallas Again...Right?"
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#253336 - 06/24/07 08:35 PM Re: More Donny Long Delusions of Grandeur
Timmy8271 Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 11/07/06
Posts: 28
Loc: Orlando Florida
When's he going to branch out into Gay porn and have El Hijo Del Howie Long?

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#253337 - 06/24/07 11:10 PM Re: More Donny Long Delusions of Grandeur
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America




fuck this moron dont feel ashame of that crappy webpage???

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#253338 - 06/25/07 05:29 PM Re: More Donny Long Delusions of Grandeur
Bill Hicks Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
Quote:

I'm calling shennanigans. That is NOT Donny Long. There's not a spelling or grammatical error anywhere.




I've gotta agree with Jim. Whoever wrote this is passably literate, and we know that Donny's got the english skills of a meth-addicted kindergarten prostitute.

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#253339 - 07/01/07 07:59 PM Re: More Donny Long Delusions of Grandeur
Stevie Why Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
I only have two words for this...




(Those words are "barf1" and "barf3" if you need to know)
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#253340 - 07/01/07 08:13 PM Re: More Donny Long Delusions of Grandeur
Anonymous
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He wrote it himself:

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Hey Now, My name is Paradise Long and yes one of the new Long girls. Well I have to tell you guys, first how I met Donny. I was on the internet looking for an agent/ work and I came acrossed his article, agents and the power of their pimp hands. Read the article and realized that the similer thing was happing to me. I was brand spanking new and people were fucking me over left and right. Well I sent him an e-mail and said" Hey Donny my name is so and so and iv’e been getting fucked also. If at all possible I would love to met with you to talk about this." He said" Sure come down and we will see what we can do." So I drive 2 hours away to met with him, and we talked. Well he took yet another chance on another girl. (DONNY THANK YOU FOR NOT JUST TURRNING ME AWAY LOVE YOU FOR THAT) Well, he showed me the ropes, what dp, bbg, gga, ect……and what thay ment. Showed me agents, directors, performers, and got me my first scene.



Well let me tell you about my scene ……. Yes, it was with Donny it was a great scene. I had so much fun. (Donny is a great performer!!!!!!) I did a b/g/a I have done anel in my personal life but never with anyone that big!! He was great, didn’t hurt or tear me. No blood.lol We did the scene, and the director said it was one of the best first anels scenes that he has seen. Of course you got the pop shot on the face, yuuuum you got to love that to be in the bizz right girls…. lol. I had a great time. And can not wait for more. Love all you guys have fun and stay good and I will diffinently keep you posted.






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