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#223742 - 02/18/07 09:17 AM
Sasha Grey, Queen of Hollywood?
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Porn Jesus
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Can Sasha Grey save the film industry? Can she guide budding directors and camera people with her many years' experience in film? Someone at UCLA figured it was worth a try, according to this story on AVN.com Several quotes immediately stand out, ripe for abuse: The session was moderated by professor John Bishop, a self-proclaimed "ethnographic filmmaker" who in his introduction of Grey remarked that it had been her own interest in Godard which intrigued him to have her in, quipping, "There are only six people in the world who like Godard, so I knew you must be OK." Oh, come on. What's not to like about Captain Kirk's successor? A love of the quirky, surreal films of Jean-Luc Goddard makes Sasha an appropriate person to meet with UCLA students? Riiiiiight. He closed with this absolute gem: As sort of a thesis statement to that end, Bishop called pornography "the most honest depiction of lovemaking in film today … almost like documentary."  Is he kidding? Has he ever been on a porn set? Much as I dislike giving him the air of publicity, the only person who could even halfway legitimately claim to be making films of people making love is Tony Cumstick. To suggest that porn fucking is like a documentary is so far from reality, it's hilarious. Conky's Prediction for 2007: Sasha Grey leads a revolution in the porn industry, where starlets rise up and take arms against the evil studios. Thousands die, but from the ashes, Grey launches a global multimedia company which buys up Newscorp and ultimately ends global warming. You read it here first.
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#223743 - 02/18/07 11:50 AM
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Human Garbage
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Most excellent find Conky. Let's get started shall we. Quote:
Bishop called pornography "the most honest depiction of lovemaking in film today ... almost like documentary."
I have yet to meet a "civilian" girl who thought a facial was a great idea. I doubt many civilian girls go for a gagfactor or some of the more extreme themes that exist in porn today.
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Grey stated simply, "I hate HD for porn. It doesn't look good, especially when you have lube all over your body. I think it's an opportunity to make even more bad porn movies."
I have to give props where props are due, Sasha called this one. HD for porn is an awful idea, closeups will not be kind to the women.
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The current industry darling...
Who anointed this whore to be the next "Jenna"?
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Grey's visit to the class not only served as a crossover event of a heretofore uncharted nature (for a still-fresh porn starlet, anyway) — into the halls of academia — but significantly galvanized adult's status as a valid form of art.
What the fuck is AVN smoking? Porn = Art? Crack; it has to be crack, only crack will lead complete dumbasses to say things that normal dumbasses find stupid.
The last pararaph is the best by far.
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"I'm a performance artist," Grey pronounced. "[What I do] inspires men and women.
No, you are a whore who spreads her legs for money. I can sort of buy the "inspires men" part(Men inspired ->  ), but I doubt many women say "I want to get throatfucked like Sasha did in that movie."
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A lot of my fans don't even watch porn. People are finding me in different ways than watching porn."
Bullshit, you're barely anything in the porn industry and you're nothing outside of it.
Is it just me or did Prof.Bishop work out some kind of arrangement for Miss Grey appearing in his forum? She shows up and gets some free pub and he gets to 
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#223748 - 02/18/07 01:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I'm glad my xpt brothers have my back on such subjects as avant garde cinema. I can't keep up with everything and you good people condense it to a form I can manage.
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#223750 - 02/18/07 03:20 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/13/06
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I wonder if Professor Bishop actually succeeded in getting into Sasha Grey's pants. If not, then he should be utterly ashamed of himself. That kind of dog-and-pony show shock value academia is soooooo late nineties. And his website is L-A-M-E:
http://www.wac.ucla.edu/bishop/
A soaring eagle? Puh-leeze. Somebody get me a gun (for the eagle!). I'm so glad I don't live in California anymore and my tax dollars aren't going to support this shit...it's almost enough to turn me Republican.
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#223751 - 02/18/07 03:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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That's a pretty awful site, but I bet his class had the highest male attendance for this semester.
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#223752 - 02/19/07 08:31 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 09/25/06
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"I'm a performance artist," Grey pronounced.
No, you are a whore who spreads her legs for money.
c62, you are 80's trailer trash. 
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#223753 - 02/19/07 09:15 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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During her life and death struggle with anal warts, I wonder if Mr. Bishop visited her in the hospital and brought her flowers.
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#223754 - 02/20/07 08:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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nobody caught that sasha's champion in academia doesn't have anything more than a BA as an in-state admit to UC and it's not even in film?
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#223755 - 02/21/07 10:39 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
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Loc: St. Louis
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jamesn, welcome back! The board has been none the better in your absence.
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#223756 - 02/21/07 03:24 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/19/07
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nobody caught that sasha's champion in academia doesn't have anything more than a BA as an in-state admit to UC and it's not even in film?
Didn't catch that but, I think the bird on his sight is a vulcher, not an eagle. It has a red head.
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