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#217429 - 01/18/07 03:51 PM
Re: Mimi Miyagi now appearing in San Fran
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Moo Goo Gai Pussy?!?
Miyagi is more tuna sashimi & sake.
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#217430 - 01/18/07 04:13 PM
Re: Mimi Miyagi now appearing in San Fran
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Moo Goo Gai Pussy?!?
Miyagi is more tuna sashimi & sake.
I'm Asian-challenged dude, to this day I could never tell Japs, from Chinks, from Koreans, from Dinks (Vietnam) or fucking Eskimos. Eskimos are from Alaska...Mia and Ava are from Alaska...Ergo, mia and ava are Eskimos. Quid Era Demonstradum, E pluribus Unum Anus, SICK SEMPER FI TYRANIS SORE ASS REX, etc and so forth 
Fuck Mimi "Wax on, Wax off" Miyagi and fuck the Market Street Theater. I am sticking with the Pink Poodle in San Jose, unless Jamal is with me and I am loaded on pills in which case I will brave the O'Farrel Theater....except my wheels always stick to the floor there 
I made this observation recently....You know how new cars have that "New Car Smell"? Ever notice that Strip clubs, for the most part have a distinctive smell? At least for the first couple minutes when you walk/stumble in from the outside...until some bimbo sticks her twat in your face and harasses you to buy your first lap dance.
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#217431 - 01/18/07 04:22 PM
Re: Mimi Miyagi now appearing in San Fran
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 698
Loc: CA
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For all you Asian Fanatics who like Moo Goo Gai Pussy ....
She's at the Market Street Cinema, at the corner of Market and 7th. I think she's there until January 23 or so....
 Always wanted to do one of these Monstar-type bulletins....
Ok, so you all know where I was last night....     
I guess that run for governor in Nevada didn't work out for her...
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#217432 - 01/18/07 04:48 PM
Re: Mimi Miyagi now appearing in San Fran
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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For all you Asian Fanatics who like Moo Goo Gai Pussy ....
She's at the Market Street Cinema, at the corner of Market and 7th. I think she's there until January 23 or so....
Always wanted to do one of these Monstar-type bulletins....
Ok, so you all know where I was last night....
I guess that run for governor in Nevada didn't work out for her...
Holy shit, i forgot about that.
I had seen her After Erotica LA back in June, when Ivan took me to an Asian Porn Fanatics Dinner over in Chinatown...Mika Tan and Avena Lee were also there. Mimi's tits were totally out of control, like they had minds of there own, knocking shit (and people) over as she pranced around back and forth, and up onto the stage to sing and dance in a Pseudo Karaoke type set up...The woman is nuts, but I think she would clearly make a better governor than Mary Carey, except it should be for a small state with a population under 1,000 people...Like take 2 or 3 city blocks down in Little Saigon in Westminster/Garden Grove, redraw the map and declare it our 51st state, something like "New Hiroshima", and make her the executive. See what happens, I think she'd turn it into a "rawking" sexual republic, Life liberty and the pursuit of Ass Creampies. Kick out all the straight people and move in 950 porn stars. Include 20 Police and firemen who are young and horny enough to ignore their regular duties and fuck the porn chicks, 10 doctors who only know how to write prescriptions for Schedule II and III narcotics, 10 Gourmet cooks to feed everyone foods loaded with aphrodisiac qualities, 9 Hair/Nail Stylists and makeup artists, and 1 clown who does balloons for parties. It would revolutionize politics and the theories of Government like nothing else has since cavemen first chose a king to lead their tribes and have first crack at fucking all the women. Windsock could move to one of the bordering cities (like Cerritos) and work in the warehouse that supplies New Hiroshima's KY Jelly Imports...Imagine a Man-sized Banana Jerking off driving a Forklift down the Garden Grove Freeway with a Pallet of KY and sex toys.... 
Hey, the doomsday clock just got moved forward 6 minutes....what the fuck do you expect?
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#217433 - 01/18/07 04:52 PM
Re: Mimi Miyagi now appearing in San Fran
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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I made this observation recently....You know how new cars have that "New Car Smell"? Ever notice that Strip clubs, for the most part have a distinctive smell? At least for the first couple minutes when you walk/stumble in from the outside...until some bimbo sticks her twat in your face and harasses you to buy your first lap dance.
I have to say that I've frequented 3 clubs in the NY area and each has its distinctive ambiance.
The one near WTC called the Doll House or NY Dolls (I haven't been there since 9/11 so it might be gone) which was very much geared to the active business man. Used to have 2 for 1 drinks and free lunch buffet - The food was very good actually. And, I liked the "little titty-ed" lunch dancers - the plastic ones come out after 7. It had no smell I could recall. But, all the men behaved well OR ELSE! The women were usually quite snobby - only can put $1s in the garters.
At PUMPS in Brooklyn, it smelled of cigarette, the local garbage, a bit of grease with a slight aftersmell of vomit. It's very small and narrow. And almost anything goes. The girls would take $1s with their titties. When they're done they were very friendly and chatty. I actually had one of them BUY ME a drink once! They were average looking girls but full of personality. If a girl was being annoyed, the other patrons usually got more pissed than security about it.
In Jersey, its very "mob" run with thick cigarette/cigar clouds. In places they don't dance topless but unhook their tops and really give you a good "feel" when you give the $1 titty tip. But, the guys running the place aren't too happy if you don't pay for a lapdance. I've only had 1 in my life. I find it degrading. So I'm not very popular with security, so I haven't been to a Jersey club since 1988.
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#217434 - 01/18/07 05:01 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/02/04
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#217435 - 01/19/07 05:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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I love the Jackie O pic. Pillbox hat and all. Love it.
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#217436 - 01/20/07 11:44 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/02/04
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I love the Jackie O pic. Pillbox hat and all. Love it.
You forgot the gloves too. Mimi sure has a great sense of style.
The only thing missing in this photo is a sniper on the grassy knoll. Oh, and a dude with his brains blown out...
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