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#203015 - 11/22/06 09:22 AM JASMINE BYRNE SHOCKED BY NY POST J-HO STORY
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( HOLLYWOOD , CA ) Sex Latina adult star Jasmine Byrne had a very exciting week climaxing with the news that she just made the New York Post’s coveted Page Six gossip column.



“I got a phone call this morning telling me the news about me making the Post and I was like are you fucking for real?”



Jasmine was referring to a published story Sunday in the New York Post entitled ‘The Joke’s on J-Lo’ that talked about the upcoming adult motion picture that is a dirty spoof of the life and times of pop star Jennifer Lopez.



Affectionately known as J-Lo by her fans and friends, Lopez was ripe for a porn parody and the producers of the famed Britney Rears series were eager for a spin-off and felt this could become a big hit.



“We have a million ideas but this one was too good to pass up and after Jasmine co-starred as ‘Jenny’ in Britney Rears 3 with Hillary Scott, we did a deal with Adam & Eve Pictures to have Jasmine star in J-Ho: Jenny on the Cock,” said the movie’s co-producer Jeff Mullen of X-Play.



“Everybody seems to really love this entire project and Jasmine is quite perfect for the role. She is J-Ho,” remarked the movie’s director Will Rider.



When informed that Jennifer Lopez has undoubtedly been shown the New York Post story, Jasmine reacted as a big fan would and showed a soft vulnerable side and genuine affection for Lopez.



“I hope that Jennifer is not upset. I’m a little worried about how she might feel about it but I really love her because she’s great. I have all of her CDs and I sing along to them and dance around the room naked all the time,” Jasmine reflected.



The two stars have much in common with each other even past their superstar good looks. “She’s been with a lot of men, and so have I,” Jasmine joked referring to the string of men that J-Lo has been through over the past couple of years which includes an avalanche of Hollywood types.



“Oh, yeah all of those guys make some type of wild appearance in J-Ho pun intended,” Will Rider laughed.



J-Ho: Jenny On The Cock will be released in 2007 from Adam & Eve Pictures/ X-Play.



Fans of Jasmine Byrne can check out her My Space page at www.myspace.com/jasminebyrnexxx

NY Post story click http://www.nypost.com/seven/11192006/gossip/pagesix/jokes_on_j_lo_pagesix_.htm


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#203016 - 11/22/06 10:52 AM Re: JASMINE BYRNE SHOCKED BY NY POST J-HO STORY
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Excuse me for asking, but why is Spaceballs Mullen considered such a visionary for taking "J-Lo" and turning it into "J-Ho?" Hasn't porn been parodying mainstream movies since...forever. Edward Penishands? Porn on the 4th of July? Splendor in the Ass? I'm guessing almost every 4th grade male has already come up with "Britney Rears" and "J-Ho" jokes, so Jeff "Martin" Mullen better not break his elbow patting himself on the back.

Jeff...let me help you with you next releases:

Lucy Liu = Lucy "Spew"
Anna Kournikova...well that one is too obvious
Maria Carey = Mary Carey
Elisha Cuthbert = Elisha "Cuntbert"
Sharon Stone = Sharon "Bone"
Sigourney Weaver = Signourney "Beaver"



Only in porn does a whore rejoice making Page 6 of the Post.

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#203017 - 12/17/06 05:27 PM Re: JASMINE BYRNE SHOCKED BY NY POST J-HO STORY
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