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#180869 - 07/28/06 03:05 PM
i had a scary dream, brandon's STD's ruined it
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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so i was in the house i grew up in until high school in a town near boston called weston. i had a big backyard and the hottest milf ever nextdoor. yet in this dream, i had to combat some leftist rebels from the global south(FARC-style) and grizzly-bears that were always in bathrooms.
so i finally killed the rebels and the bears and "jennifer k" admitted brandon raped her and gave her HPV so it was all for naught. tragic. fuck you brandon, fuck you.
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#180870 - 07/28/06 03:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
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and he kept asking me in a creepy voice "what do you think about herpes? i can hook you up"
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#180871 - 07/28/06 04:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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I have dreams about his pot of gold. Can leprechauns carry HPV?
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#180872 - 07/28/06 04:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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I have dreams about his pot of gold. Can leprechauns carry HPV?
His pot of gold was stolen by a French anarchist who needed the money for his bi-annual shower.
Which is twice as often as a French-Canadian. 
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#180873 - 07/28/06 05:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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His pot of gold was stolen by a French anarchist who needed the money for his bi-annual shower.
Which is twice as often as a French-Canadian.
did he give him herpes too?
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#180875 - 07/28/06 05:17 PM
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#180878 - 07/28/06 05:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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It would appear from young Woodward's flurry of off the record reportage that Bungee Ormond has got pestilently pistoning peni. But goddamn it when the hell is somebody gonna go on the rectord in this story?  
Dr. Sharon Mitchell of AIM is sitting on years of results of positive STD tests which = bigtime liability for the porn biz. Failing to warn someone else is not only illegal but a sin of omission.
Sharon and Brandon will rot in Puratory sodomizing each other while Applesaucer urinates on them.
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#180879 - 07/28/06 05:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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 I know women get that stuff down there, but dont tell me she couldn't fucking wipe it, she had to feel that, no? 
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#180880 - 07/28/06 06:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
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did she get a 'brandon was here" tat?
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#180884 - 07/28/06 07:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
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good sir, is that a fine stilton?
shoot me in the face, i'm 27 years old and my wife is studying and i can't get all fucked up anymore. just end it.
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#180886 - 07/28/06 07:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
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if my penis got hard to that, does that mean i'm an hpv-ridden faggot like brandon?
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#180888 - 07/28/06 07:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
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i have potential talent for you, faggot, check your mail.
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#180890 - 07/28/06 07:54 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 09/22/05
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bring herrr to meeeee
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#180891 - 07/28/06 07:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
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yargh, she smells like baitfish, but brandon'll eat that shit out.
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#180893 - 07/28/06 09:44 PM
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Registered: 08/09/06
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hmmm
The best part about this is the bad blur job on the face...it's like hiding behind a telephone pole at noon on a busy street .... "No one see's me. No one knows I am here..."
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#180894 - 07/29/06 07:21 PM
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