Quote: "How much does ass-eating pay?" Batman wanted to know. Thomas said 500 bucks. "I think I'm supposed to eat Christian's ass tomorrow [Thursday]." At the mention of the name, Batman said he was trying to get Christian to come on the show except he wouldn't because he's been getting bashed in the fan forums and news. Thomas asked why.
"About the tranny-gay-thing," Batman told her.
"Who gives a fuck!" said Thomas. Batman said he was cool with it and conveyed the thought to Christian.
"But he wouldn't come on the show. He's not wanting to come on any more."
Thomas said she wants to have Candy Manson on because they're talking again. Batman said Manson was going to be on his show Thursday night. Asked if she wanted to come on that show, Thomas begged off when she heard Ebola Monkey Man was coming on as well.
"That reminds me of AIDs and fucking infection," she says. Batman bet that Thomas would want to eat his ass. When Batman told her Ebola was an arms dealer, Thomas said the first Monday she's back in Arizona, she's taking a concealed weapons permit test.
This girl is a genius. She is more concerned about appearing on a talk show with someone named "ebola-monkeyman" (admittedly unfortunate nickname) or the statistical unlikelihood of being attacked by a serial killer not even operating in her city than she is about eating out the anus of a bareback gay hooker.
To her credit, she says she's going to take a concealed weapons course. The thought of uneducated yet armed pornwhores terrifies me.
#179860 - 07/21/0603:19 PMRe: Taryn Thomas = Rocket Scientist !
gia jordan
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ebola monkey man is an awesome name!
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