Q: Why is it good to have Del Toro as a passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: Do you know why Del Toro got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.

Q: Why did Del Toro keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A: So he could keep the refrigerator cold.

Q: Did you hear about the Del Toro coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.



Q: Did you hear about how Del Toro was found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: He went to see "Closed for the Winter".



Q: What do UFO's and a good Del Toro movie have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.



Del Toro is so dirty he makes mud look clean!