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#175389 - 06/22/06 02:51 PM New Gokkun Idea...'Yard of Male'!!!
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	I don't know if you have 'Yard of Ale' glasses in the US, or indeed if this idea has already been done, but here it is anyway: http://www.drinkstuff.com/products/product.asp?ID=126&title=Yard+of+Ale A Yard of Ale glass is about 3 feet long and holds about 3 pints (I've no idea how many Bukkake boys that would take!), and you have to drink the contents in one go. Also, given that the bukkake degenerates are paid $100 a head, would this not qualify as one of the most expensive drinks on the planet? Chateau Mouton De Rothschild 1953 ain't got shit on it!!! This would definitely be something worth seeing, and would close the book on the now-overused oversize Martini glass schtick. C'mon, how many porn girls could pass the 'Yard of Male' challenge? Make it so, Jeff!
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#175390 - 06/22/06 06:48 PM Re: New Gokkun Idea...'Yard of Male'!!!
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	The most cum I've ever seen consumed in a single movie was about 1 quart.. I doubt anyone is depraved enough to chug 3 pints. On the other hand, there's probably at least one whore who's got 3 months of back rent and is dying to be relieved of the debt. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#175391 - 06/23/06 02:57 AM Re: New Gokkun Idea...'Yard of Male'!!!
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	That's exactly the point...with this new concept, JM will be able to knock all of the Japanese studios dead on their asses. Nothing like this has ever been done before, and probably with good reason too! I'm sorry, but chugging three pints of cum is surely worthy of Guiness Book of Records inclusion? The only real drawback I can see is the economics...just how many bukkake boys will it take to produce three pints of baby batter? If not, you can get half-size Yard of Ale glasses, but that's not going to have quite the same impact....
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#175392 - 06/23/06 04:09 PM Re: New Gokkun Idea...'Yard of Male'!!!
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	I like the way you think . _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#175393 - 06/23/06 11:30 PM Re: New Gokkun Idea...'Yard of Male'!!!
bukkakefan1 Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 02/01/05 Posts: 154	Quote: The most cum I've ever seen consumed in a single movie was about 1 quart Was that in a Japanese movie? I've mostly seen pictures of the Jap bukkake/gokkun stuff and maybe only seen a couple of Jap bukkake movies and some of the cum in those pics or movies that the whores ended up drinking or getting on their faces didn't look real. I wonder if I was just unlucky with those that I watched but the one you're referring to involving a quart being consumed, could you tell it was all real stuff?
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#175394 - 07/03/06 11:52 AM Re: New Gokkun Idea...'Yard of Male'!!!
ruffiano ADT regular Registered: 10/15/04 Posts: 17	I was bored so I did the numbers on it. Apparently the average load is 2-6 ml, and a pint is 568ml, and a yard is three pints, so you would need at least 280+ loads to fill a yard. Not impossible, but that would probably be the biggest bukkake by JM.
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#175395 - 07/03/06 06:11 PM Re: New Gokkun Idea...'Yard of Male'!!!
cumalloverher Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/21/05 Posts: 1704 Loc: quah quah quah quah	Here is what I suggest. Rent a large building like an airship hanger. Construct a big funnel big enough at the mouth (of the funnel) to accomodate 280 men stading about it's circumference on an elevated platform simulataneous (2 pi r? pi r squared? I don't know in no way how to calculate this.) The bottom of the funnel would taper to a nipple small enough to fit into the mouth (of the young woman subjecting herself to this in front of media recording devices). Also, the inside of the funnel would be coated with a, uh, coating that, like, resists cohesion.Coated with polymers of something or other, you know. In such a way shall the ejaculates deposited into the funnel flow swiftly downward like mercury and into you know where. In her mouth, that's where. In such a way shall your dream of a yard of cum being swallowed by a young woman on video be realized in a monstrously swift yet timely manner. _________________________ Quah.
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#175396 - 07/04/06 12:53 AM Re: New Gokkun Idea...'Yard of Male'!!!
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	Quote: Here is what I suggest. Rent a large building like an airship hanger. Construct a big funnel big enough at the mouth (of the funnel) to accomodate 280 men stading about it's circumference on an elevated platform simulataneous (2 pi r? pi r squared? I don't know in no way how to calculate this.) The bottom of the funnel would taper to a nipple small enough to fit into the mouth (of the young woman subjecting herself to this in front of media recording devices). Also, the inside of the funnel would be coated with a, uh, coating that, like, resists cohesion.Coated with polymers of something or other, you know. In such a way shall the ejaculates deposited into the funnel flow swiftly downward like mercury and into you know where. In her mouth, that's where. In such a way shall your dream of a yard of cum being swallowed by a young woman on video be realized in a monstrously swift yet timely manner. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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